Pee-Wee Herman @ David Letterman #5, 1984, Part 1 of 2

[ELVIS4221]

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YIPPPPPPPPPPPPE

[TommysAlright]

Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for. "The sex offender".

[trashpunker]

83 was a bad year for jobs? Hmm...... Musta missed something

[iXloveXswatchwatches]

oh my god WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I LIVE THRU THESE TIMES

ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fedorandwhitesocks]

6:43 omg the band people are playing Dancing Machine in the background haha

[Dyanderringer]

Bong)))))))))

[BlacKatProductionz]

OMG! This is my favorite joke!

[toolbass24]

Et lol

[factz25]

GENIUS........

[boatofcoins]

After the show he masturbated.....

[inrwizards]

you got a liscence to sell burgers?

[MrVeesworld]

Epic.

[12345beep1]

Lol

[xvoy2002]

Got to LOVE the PEE-MAN!

[marks661man]

It's all about the look, the delivery and the timing. The last true vaudevillian.

[ToxsickDeath]

SHIT! Dave is so fuckin young in here!

[jsilence418]

@ToxsickDeath Yeah it sure is great all this technology, all the advances made with computers, and technology just so you can STATE THE FUCKING OBVIOUS !

[carolynlucas]

Twelve people prefer Dane Cook.

[langtongirl]

that was the greatest joke ever.

ok, maybe not but I laughed really hard.

[volapuk49]

Still the greatest.

[seifukusha]

thanks of putting this up, very cool

[CiseDj]

Haha even tho that joke took 5 mins it was pretty funny.

[carrieabay]

i lost interest in his bell joke after about 1 min in. lmao a joke should never last over 20 seconds. lmao i love pee wee tho. what a cutie. his new broadway stuff is a lot naughtier. 

[takineko]

@carrieabay It's not the joke, it's the insane journey of having to listen to Pee-wee explain something that's funny. ^^

[Bigwheelneil]

Welcome back Pee wee!!!

[jamesaef2]

i cant believe people like these get famous!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilyjoesphadam]

I use to always watch these when I was little ( I'm fourteen now) and I only remember one episode when the said " Poo Poo Platter" 'cause that's always funny when you're a kid XD Haha.

[cyberjsc]

"I don't know, but his face rings a bell!" LMFAO

[strikerk]

ROFLMAO~ longest joke EVER! I fucking love you Pee-Wee.

[Superdude688]

you got a license to sell burgers?

[leworthy7]

didn't this guy get arrested for jacking off in the cinemas

[11Sweeneytodd]

@leworthy7 it was a porno place jacking off there is like eating fries at burger king

[Fersomling]

PeeWee is a chick magnet!

[MamaHorror]

"they have to ya know go up the spiral staircase and they feel like barfin and stuff" hahaha

[mebeluvined]

why doncha have a heart attack!

[Critchy39]

Maybe because it's so easy for me to get cunt, that i never quite understood the allure of jacking off in a thearte

[davidshep45]

@Critchy39 -And if you believe this story you will buy anything. Anyone who brags about how many women/men they can get is the very person who sits at home at night watching porn and wanking off.

[MSIturnedmegay]

@Critchy39 yea the departed was a good movie carlos

[southpark3003]

@Critchy39 hes gay anyway

[mrpottymouth121]

@Megafoot2164: It would be cool if he's able to relaunch Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Everyone made a big stink about the whole monkey spanking affair just because he's a celeb with a kids show. The guy shouldn't have been doing that where he was but still it's not like he's Michael Jackson or anything.

I hope the guy makes it back.

[myaturney]

:36

[TheNarchives]

PeeWee kind of looks like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory

[AnitaCheesecake]

@TheNarchives  OMG, IT'S SO TRUE! XD

[RobertHeadley]

This is like the longest set up ever.

[goblue6212]

Haha

[MrJasonMercer]

PeeWee is a WINNER!

[krejzliselecta]

Was he actually like this in real life????? This guy looks like a pedofile pervert massacre, and should be locked up in that case!

[InfinityPoint]

@krejzliselecta - Hey it was a Catholic church, it's ok.

[331336]

I have That exact ray gun in my basement

[bulldoggproductions]

peewee herman is fucked up..

[crazy1bmxer]

hes so danm funny thats who im goign to be for holloween lol

[Crockerish]

Everyone thinks Letterman is so great,they laugh at everything he does even if he adjusts his pants the people are just robots doing what their told,he"s not funny,now Leno is much better and not so dry.

[bagginz515]

letterman rules, pee wee is a hell of a character

[kingreaper100]

this is dark humer :)

[bartolemeo]

When kids could watch comedy. Thank you, Paul Reubens.

[GrilloJ123]

delivery is everything....amazing

[dweeper1020]

the biggest shocker is how the hell david letterman is still on the air ...

what a loser

[hwyflier2]

That's your opinion and we all know about opinions, right..?

They're like a**holes, everyone has one and they all stink.

If Letterman is such a loser why is he still on the air?? Geez, he's only been on the air for like 28 years. I think the great Johnny Carson is the only one that's been on late night longer than Dave.

I suppose you watch Big Chin..?

[zoomorphicrap]

@hwyflier2 giggle

[786Vahi]

@hwyflier2

*Liked*

[KaizerRolls]

The story isn't supposed to be funny, the way its told is supposed to be.

[cotwild]

?funny? was this guy ever anything but wierd???

[natholomew]

Dude really is a vampire.

He looks the same in his iPad spoof

[236williee]

best joke ever!

[3400979]

Horrible comedy.

[DivoMiss]

um this is the most retarded and not funny comedian ive ever seen

[mardgn81]

I'm 23 years old. I still remember being a little kid and waking up Saturday morning to watch Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Pee-Wee is one of the biggest childhood memories I have, and it's great that I can still watch what he does and laugh (only for totally different reasons).

[SkeksisRule]

@mardgn81 Hell yeah man. Pee Wee Herman was my favorite show! Saturday morning cartoons aren't the same anymore.

[trakas35]

@mardgn81 ZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!­!

[LolitaLexi]

@mardgn81 Agreed...so many innuendos!

[darkmachete]

Pee Wee always freaked me the fuck out.

[JAZMINPISACO]

@Erserz:

he is still HOT!

[Erserz]

aw he used to be so hot in a weird twisted way

[xvoy2002]

He had his little niche market in comedy. I always liked him. Funny , quirky,, funny suit.

[Helikid2244]

Dang for a childrens show host, he sure is twisted. Funny though :)

[buckamoona]

this guy doesnt look much diff from when he did aback then...wow

[radgeek01]

This was considered funny? What were these people thinking?

[takineko]

@radgeek01 It's not the joke it's the character telling it. Tastes are tastes, they vary from person to person. But PeeWee remains a beloved character by many.

[dovestones]

This guy wouldn't fly in the UK.

[jalfredl]

He probably already did tho. Remember, obviously pee wee has been around for 30 years or more

[dovestones]

@jalfredl hmmm, but he aint popular here.

[jalfredl]

That reminds me of how both of our nations: US and UK have their silly, corky shows, you know

we have Pee Wee Herman

You guys have Monty Python (or whoever else)

personally, i love them both

[evelynsophia8]

@jalfredl Mr. Bean!

[dovestones]

@jalfredl Bit of a stretch comparing him to Monty Python, but I see your point.

[jalfredl]

oh that's right!!

i couldn't think any other british comedy shows

Thanks, evelynsophia8

[sabserab]

He wasn´t ever popular here in Germany either. You´re lucky growing up with him!! lol I know him only since 2009- and I realized I missed some awesomeness in my life (or let´s say "tv-history" lol) and I became a huge fan now, telling eveyone I know bout him, show friends episodes of Pee-wee´s Playhouse (I force them to watch hehe) and everyone agrees.. it´s the best damn kids show ever!!! <3 Paul Reubens

[grasspig]

@sabserab I remember my cousins had a pee wee herman themed party complete with pee wee cups and napkins. We we watch his show all the time. Phil Hartman was part of his stage show before the kids.

[wideyon5]

haha great aristrocrats...

[azrial4421]

HOW WAS SCHOOL BILLY!!!???

[dannyd1572]

HIs best friend helped him create the character of Pee Wee Herman. That freind was Phil Hartman.

[Megafoot2164]

Pee Wee just announced he is going to try a come back with his old show again . In light of all the celebrity adulterers his sin seems preety tame now compared to back then . It kinda makes you wonder how poeple are shamed and demonized and who are the judges of morality .

Busting a nut in adult movie theatre brought him down even though it was him alone . I guess Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton and Bill Clinton are walking around so why shouldn't he make a living . He was a funny comedian .

[Shibby5404]

Ahhh, humanity is pretending to be something it isn't, people just need to be true to themselves. From what I read, everyone was so quick to judge, but they all have their own little shames, their own wrong doings, but they hide it to try to look good for the people around them, who are all doing exactly the same thing.

[feh2]

I see nothing wrong with busting a nut period.

[GuitarMaster5155]

wow hes such a fag

[lucasnelson23]

he may have made some bad decisions but he sure is funny

[Shibby5404]

Reubens was arrested in Sarasota, Florida for masturbating publicly in an adult theater. Detectives would periodically visit pornographic theatres and observe the audience, arresting those engaged in indecent exposure.

Indecent exposure?.. In a pornographic theatre?..

He's human, just like anyone else, we have no right to judge, no one is innocent. That particular 'bad decision' only mattered because he was famous, and people pretended they had nothing to be ashamed about.

[piezrgewdyo]

dude is SUCH a fairy...

[kiozzz]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[dc307477]

SUPER FREAK!

[XVidProductions]

that was awesome

[Pavee1987]

this joke would not pass in 2009

[fourfives89]

"next one to speak is a monkey for a week!"

haha

[1sheldon]

hes been everywhere but Davids again, is he going to make an appearance on that to?

[redbananna5]

Fuck yea pee-wee!

[mojo55blahbloh]

his face rings a bell! LOL

[narutoizcool330]

lol i love PWH and I have his lunch box!!!!

[jacksongurl79]

the next one who speaks is a monkey for a week..lmfao!!!

[sammylife12]

is that his real name?

[fuckyouhassa]

Paul Ruebens

[Kom3tBrawl]

XD good joke!

[wickedcurve]

"I don't know but his face rings a bell"...LOL!

[paul7703]

lmao

[gobiballer]

i've never seen this before LMFAO

[dicklickgasm]

apparently peewee herman is coming back......

[fuckyouhassa]

He was on conan O'brien tonight

[vectro242]

He never had child porn. He was just whackin in a porn theater.

[RavenKL20]

paul created this character so well, nobody could do it better than him. lets just forget about his arrest and this child porn drama and watch this quintessential legend at his best doing what he does best.

[howtobegirl]

lol a bell ringer

[chillaxin602]

LETTERMAN IS A PIMP!

[almoissu]

Four minutes to tell one joke. Classic.

[dogpacks]

I find it astonishing that as much of a legend as Pee Wee Herman was, got his career thrown in the garbage and chucked off to the dump when the INCIDENT happened.

It's so sad, too. He was really funny and had an innocent sense of humor.

[julieswahn]

King of like with Michael Jackson. Everyone seems to be workshipping Jackson, now that he's dead. Btw, Pee Wee reminds me of the guitarist (Rick Nielson) from Cheap Trick.. he actually built his schtick before Herman.. in the 1970s.

[ContraversialPro]

its a shame that one arrest flushed his career down the toilet

[scarface2891]

I know, Geez, let OJ kill some folks and he becomes and folk legend, oh but not Pee Wee

[fuckyouhassa]

He was in movies too I like him in Blow, with johnny depp.

[danielnelles]

letterman is the producer of the craig Ferguson show.

[tvvdo]

PEE WEE IS SO FUNNY...VERY FUNNY

[Orangeflava]

lol nice joke!

[wlfpck11]

borat/bruno is thenew oee wee herman

[JCredible86]

What happened at 2:18 somebody tell me

[HanninhaK]

He said that there was a big bell and the priest asked him to ring the bell.

[popalechee]

Yea, It actually starts on 2:14..

1. Mental Problem OR

2. He's on something

This guys pretty messed up though!

I heard he was found "doing" something at a *theatre*. (If you know what I mean)

And just the fact that he even chooses to do the Pee Wee role is kinda creepy!

=(

[T97Frida]

@popalechee I don´t see what you mean with mental problem or he´s on something - it´s roleplaying. Different to many other celebs Paul Reubens never was a drug-addict, not even in his hardest times. That earlier he only appeared as Pee-wee was cause he a) didn´t want to disillusion the kids and b) he wanted to keep his private life private. Can´t blame him for that. And common - a man getting horny in a porn theatre, is that really such a scandal to you? He´s a human.

[HanninhaK]

At 6:39 , you can see the real Paul Reubens.

It's just something, I can't explain.

In that particular moment, I noticed that he was thinking, maybe about his problems.

But he's such an excellent actor, that he never betrays his character, and keeps smiling.

[sabserab]

OMG you´re right. for a split second he seemed out of character which is really rare! somehow I love those moments, cause he has a great personality and it shines through..so magical! as Pee-wee or Paul <3 gee I adore this man, in inteviews or movie roles his apperiance is just positive and uplifting^^..he got this certain glance around him, great person!

btw, people like Rkoallday pisses me off! stupid haters should google up, he´s great-basta!

[HanninhaK]

Yeah, Paul rocks!

Pee Wee Herman is just an inspiration to us all, he's someone we should look up to.

He's always happy, enjoying the simple things in life.

Paul Reubens is a genius and will always be in your hearts.

[sabserab]

"....will always be in your hearts."

wait wait wait, he´s not dead yet OMG gee this shoked me! O_O

.*breathe*.. yes, totally role model! wow you worship him more than me, what have I done with sending you Pee-wee vids LOL obsession grows here, high 5 girl!

[HanninhaK]

I know he's not dead!!!

I'm just saying that no matter what the media says about him, what people say about him, I'll still love him!

He's an inspiration, a passion and a genius.

Live long Paul!

[PeeWeesGirlie]

YOU SO CUTE, PEE-WEE!

[lunthegun]

any female who thinks he is sexy, is probably a man. that's my theory.

[peeweeschic]

Alright!!! That's enough. Listen very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. Paul Reubens. Legend. That's it. He's a fucking creative genius. And his eyes makes my naughty zone feel tingly.

He's not a child mollestor. First off, he is very very misunderstood. He really is a sweetheart. Very private person. If me and my lady friends... mmm ... spank spank... want to drool and masturbate over his vids...

[peeweeschic]

Then let us go. We're not hurting anyone except for our vibrators. I've broken three of them already.

Now go eat cheetos and play Super Nintendo. If you dont like Paul that's fine. But you don't have to fight about it. Unless you wanna arm wrestle? Chinese checkers? Connect 4? Mouse Trap? Pick a game... I will defeat you.

[Ch33ky360]

that was the coolest you tube known to man :D hahhahaha

[HanninhaK]

Pee-Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) is a brilliant actor/comedian, everyone who say bad things about either is jealous, or their lives suck so much they have to say sh*t about an innocent man just to feel better about themselves.

I love Pee-Wee and no one will convince me he is a molester. He's not only a great person, but he's also a very talented, smart, sexy and just an inspiration to us all.

If you wanna say something stupid about him, just think 1000 times before you do it.

[KillahLedesma]

you sicken me you dumb faggot pee wee is a sikc freak and did horrible things to children.

[HanninhaK]

You are sick and bet how you'd love if Paul raped you!!!

He' s a sexy talented man you're just jealous 'cause you haven't done anything with your stupid life!!!

[Ch33ky360]

r u kidding i bet you couldnt come up with something like that

[sabserab]

Pee-wee ftw and all people talking shit bout him are pathetic

[KillahLedesma]

fuck you dumb faggot!!!!!!!!!!! hes a sick molester!

[sabserab]

boohoo I´m crying now..watch your mouth, it just proves how pathetic u r

LOL can you prove what u claim? Reubens molested no one, do some research, you sound like a retard LOL thx had a good laugh

btw, can´t be a faggot I´m a girl PWND!

[KillahLedesma]

oh well its true/// im not soem little gamer bitch so dotn talk ot me like that!!!

[sabserab]

wtf you started calling me faggot! and I see you invited ur buddy 19ang97 here, coincidence? what is this shit going on here. just watch Pee-wee vids goddammit or make one urself, which u obviously can´t u troll

[KillahLedesma]

ummmm i took care of that 19ang faggot. so u should shut the fuck up bitch. cuz u know peewee did all that stuff to innocent children. i dont know why ud defend some weirdo like him. disgusting pig! gip.

[sabserab]

totally bs, give me facts idiot. first of all Pee-wee is a persona ok, we talk about Reubens here and he masturbated in 1991omg how horrible! and he collects vintage porn so what? u have none?

this man is talented, sexy and has still lots of femme fans drooling over him. and stop calling him a molester wtf is wrong with u srsly is ur sexlife lacking or what..try wanking it helps

[KillahLedesma]

um your such a faggot... you liek this guy he watches chil porn..... molestes kida.. wtf man..

[sabserab]

I know you are but what am I?

[HanninhaK]

Brilliant!

[sk84lyfe19]

dude, u obviously have no proof of what hes done and u obviously have no idea what hes done. pee wee herman NEVER molested anyone. no kids, no women, no men, no fucking dingos or whatever it is that u accuse everyone else of molesting.

[Rkoallday]

u shouldnt stand up for him cuz even if he didnt sexually assault kids or anyone he still watched child porn and wanked off to him. so ur pretty much a faggot for standing up for tht other person.

[sk84lyfe19]

ok dude, theres something u clearly dont understand. ur saying two totally different things. thtd be like u being a dick as always and sending me a message calling me a faggot, and then me accusing u of murder! theyre not even close to the same thing and u have no proof so just sit down and shut up as u shouldve done a long time ago.

[Rkoallday]

omg there is proof he watched child porn and waS CAUGHT MASTURBATNG!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!! so i am partly right yeah there isnt complete proof that he molested anyone but who knows he was wierd he very well coula done it!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[sk84lyfe19]

that makes no fucking sense! he was caught masturbating, u were caught masturbating. and there is NO proof that he molested anyone. just cause he was weird dont mean hes a rapest u dickhead. just cause ur a hot head does that make u a murderer?

[Rkoallday]

just cuz he might not of molested anyone he still watched child porn and masturbatedto it!!!! that alone makes him a evil sick freak!!!!! so shut your mouth

[sk84lyfe19]

u just wont give up. u r so stupid! when u realize he didnt molest anyone u accuse him of something. he masturbated in a pornographic movie theatre. now show me proof that the porn he was watching had children in it.

[bphutchins]

You're 24 not even old enough to remember him. He was watching a porno flick called Nurse Betty. Not child porn. Idiot

[Rkoallday]

umm...and how old r u, u faggot? probably 2 old 2 be on youtube, u pedofile. isnt tht true jonny? my brother i never met! whaaa! whhaa! u never even tried 2 meet me! whaa

[bphutchins]

31. wow... I'm guessing your age is a lie? judging by that response I would guess more like 15

[paul7703]

Youtube doesn't have an age limit..retard.

[Rkoallday]

well, ur the 46 year old pedofile who likes 2 sit on youtube, masturbating. u shouldnt be allowed. wht a influence u r 2 the younger generation of ppl. and yeah, this is ur long lost bro, DAvey. remember??? i was born 26 years after u were. asshole. i know thts a long time apart but u still should remember my name! but u dont! u dont even care 2 know ur long lost brother! u sick perverse asshole!

[paul7703]

No i dont remember, you should die

[Rkoallday]

umm whaa whaa! u made me cry! meanie! bye bye! faggot!

[Ch33ky360]

you must be really insecyre about youself if your arguing with everyone who likes pee wee herman deep down inside your probably some pervert

[billbot1982]

Yeah that was pretty lame.