Principia Discordia: A Sermon on Ethics and Love

[ViewWatchGori19]

FNORD. Welcome to Illuminati.

[ReverendNillerz]

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[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

I approve 55555% of this. I love you all, special thank you people. Meow.

[Gettinghitonattheban]

Will these two men ever meet for tea and Bisquick (Lol at spell corrections). Let's ask the cat!

[MrEddieChaos]

because 5 fingers are better than 2

[anarksee]

(A)

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush yeah i guess so....but wtf is fnord all about dude?! i'm sure it's just some discordian joke, i looked it up and it says it's the spreading of disinfo to misdirect with the implication of a worldwide conspiracy....so wtf is it's motive, if you are spreading lies it's either because you want something or it's just for your own fun, and it makes more sense for it to be the latter when dealing with you guys! the only possible motive is to spread lies to start a revolution.

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush that seems about right, cause we will hit zero population growth at 2020 and the overall population is expected to gradually continue to go down after 2020.

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush hahaha, seriously?! i wasn't talking about YOU, i'm just saying if a person can't afford college he won't have as much knowledge as one who completes it, everybody knows that that is sciences dream, to live in a futuristic society, but they can't afford it for everybody! watch "the most important video you will ever see" if you want a mathematical approach on the "population problem" as the elites always call it!

[LEOSAYSAYS]

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush if you can't afford college then you won't have as much knowledge as one who has a degree! don't confuse knowledge with wisdom, wisdom is naturally gained by experience. so there is no physical motive behind wisdom, it's all based on your unique interpretation of the outside world!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush yes, well then if you took the whole fate thing even further, you should be asking, well why should we all support a system which divides us into classes, the poorer getting poorer, while making the rich richer? what justice is there for those in poverty? if one had no money, he has very little potential, even their mental capabilities aren't at what they should be....they want a utopia where all can propser so long as you swear to abide by the georgia guidestones!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush and i'm for social darwinism, wouldn't you like to live every single day to your maximum potential?! that lifestyle though is too expensive for the entire world, and even though there are some in grey areas that are very intelligent, it won't work because they are still shackled by fear, and fear shuts an open mind! but for those with a limitless mind and living a completely healthy lifestyle it will be heaven, and you will finally be living with others who share the same dream!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush and how's my first claim contradictory?....unless you believe that money is created out of thin air! and trust me, i've watched all kinds of videos on the federal reserve history and fractional reserve banking, and it all makes sense, but something doesn't seem right, nobody would live in a system where each dollar is burying your hole even deeper! that "explanation" of FRB seems too simple and i KNOW that it just can't work that way!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush yes but don't you realize how tempting a social darwinism act would be for the elite?! All it is is evolved eugenics, don't ever deny that elites are STILL fascinated with the fact that they have enough power to guide their own evolution, but over the years the elite have learned that no race is superior(maybe statistically, but that's just how the dice rolled) all races can live in a maximum potential life and all benefit the same!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush but i have been doing some thinking, what if the reason why they are centralizing currencies and letting the rest of the world go to shit is because they are saving that money to build a futuristic Utopian society that only people who can contribute to the economy, and have an open would inherit, and the reason why they would have to wipe out that many is because a utopian society is never going to happen with this many people! and the weak minded don't deserve it!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush and no offense, i think your either paranoid or full of bullshit, you aren't an important political, social, or business person, you aren't even a famous musician or actor, what do you have to fear....and to be honest i think "they" will fail, BUT the only view that i share with the NWO is that 90% of the world doesn't even deserve to live, the first law in the georgia guidestones says "maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature"

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush i am not taking the bible literally, but could you at least tell me if i'm right with this question....Is discordians motive for social change to influence the world of politics just as DaDa tried to do?....DaDaist's believed that war is cause by the excessive use of logic and reason, so therefore they believed that the only way to live peacefully is to reject what is normal and just let everything flow without supression!

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@VannevarBush if discordia truly was a hoax then you wouldn't be admitting it, discordia makes perfect sense(BECAUSE it doesn't make sense)....but then again, what you said is most likely discordian sarcasm, quit playing mind games with the paranoid, you don't want to be radicallizing anyone who believes the conspiracy....maybe eris and eve are the same, when eve bit the "apple" from the tree of knowledge she thought she would be enlightened, instead it transformed the world into chaos.

[RPftw]

Chaos ends in Love.

HAIL ERIS! All Hail Discordia.

Brilliance :)

[musklimpa]

Hails from sweden!

HAIL ERIS!!!

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

FNORD?

[juppukun]

Reverand Spade is sad that fellow discordians are stll non-existant in the blissfull snow hole that is canada...

HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL

ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

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[RobBobMarley]

Discordia is great, a lot of fun and will spice up your life. At the end of the day you gotta settle down, she will destroy you, it just can't be. Hey Concordia is boring, and she will kill your spirit but she knows how to cook and iron your shirt. The only true option (easier said than done) is to get the Holy Threesome and fuck both Concordia and Discordia together (sisters dude! awesome!) in one crazy blissful love triangle. Eris learns to settle down, her sister gets crazy. Bliss.

[JohnnyThreePants]

The 5th Pope approves.

[WHYNOTTTTTTyeah]

yeah good story praise eris

[klstehn]

If only it were that simple. Fnord

[dhushw]

this has to be my favorite excerpt from the Principia Discordia.

[FenianTimelord]

HAIL ERIS!!!

AVE DISCORDIA...

Oh!! I caught St. Gulik eating my cheetoes and when I asked him the reason for why he chose MY cheetoes and for the late hour, he said,

"Due, cuz I was hungry"  AUMNG HA!

[BlueFireWitch]

Eris helped me get a couch yesterday.

[PrometheusLuciferis]

Eris™ is teh™ awesome

[WHYNOTTTTTTyeah]

what is this? eris cannot be trademarked you fool.

[0p3rationM1ndfnck]

@WHYNOTTTTTTyeah hrrmm no actually we had just discovered that ctrl + 0153 made the nifty tm thingie

[wulfsragar]

coolness!!

[MsDiscord]

World Domination Cat ROCKS!!

Watch out for them....the

ROFLRAPTORS™!!!!!!!!

[0p3rationM1ndfnck]

as long as the Rofl Raptors don't have belly button lint™

[MsDiscord]

That would be somewhat catastrophic! @_@

[0p3rationM1ndfnck]

Indeed.. for the bellybutton mites would engorge themselves on the lint and create an army of mite minions.