Andre The Giant Translated

[luckycomehawaii]

there was no one who could have beat him. even hulk hogan says he handed him the belt. so he gets to do what ever he wants when he wanted

[SovereignStatesman]

He said "Jack Tunney it's your fault anyway. You stopped me every time I try to be a champion. And now, you lay that snake on me!"

[TheAldogg22]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!­! Penis!

[subzerowarrior1]

Sounds completely drunk.

[SovereignStatesman]

@subzerowarrior1

Or suffering from the adverse effects of gigantism in its final states.

[Monarch714]

"That Jack Tunney, that's you're fault, anyway. You stepped in every time when I could've been a champion, and now..." That's all I got. :\

[Scarface5620]

what the hell did he say...

[bAzTNM]

"It was your fault Jack Tunney..I could have been a champion". I get that bit.

[tsns1]

@bAzTNM Thanks for clarifying that! Rip Andre!

[Joeben283]

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what he's actually saying? 

[Terminator6385]

How can you stop André the Giant from becoming the Beer Champion? Should be impossible...

[seatspud]

@Terminator6385 He'll always be a Beer Champion in my heart!

[msm1876]

You raid that gay captain, indeed, Andre.

[Fanik10]

thanks to this, I started saying "You raid that gay captain" whenever I become discouraged, lol.

[gvader]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO This made my day!!!!! Holy mother of shit this was so fucking funny!!!!!!! SJCM you fucking rule!!!!!

[ThePTB]

OH MY GOD CAN YOU DO ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS?!?! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRG! PENIS!

[PhillyGirl1]

Wh....at? I understood "champion" was this from the "Andre is afraid of snakes" angle?

[TheTaoJoannes]

Andre the Giant, you are a scholar and a true gentleman, I don't care what Jake the Snake says.

[TheHaloRed]

I just pissed my pants!!!

[iwanttoseemrshow]

AAAAARGH! PENIS!

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[Kasztan50]

PENIS HAAHAH!

[HellhammerSS]

Beer Champion! lol. Funny thing is its true, andre could put them down like no one else.

[Kaynos]

WE COMMING FOR YOU NIGGA

[vlagamemedia1]

lol. dang.....that was so freeaken funny! I started crying thta's how funny this shit was. Thanx for putting this up dude. lmao.

[lazybone22]

hit 8 repeatedly

[wtf66611]

He sounds just like Booker T. on Smackdown commentary.

[Derby14]

Sue was always VERY fond of that jacked turkey...

[jfleming23]

hey jack tunney thats your fault anyway, you let, you stop it everytime when im gonna be a better champion, and now you let that guy come in, arrrrrghhhh!...id say this is pretty close....lol

[secondsonn]

URINE!!

[JohnnyBakery]

I've watched this about 15 times. This is friggin' hilarious!

[Fanik10]

Sue will pass on 5 people and rather go back to fucking turkeys

[Showvideos1979]

Great video! Andre with Gilles de la Tourette syndrom.

[MrJoker9717]

Press 8 constantly to see his reaction!

[daltonayoung]

haha. this shit is funny

[MichaelMyers87]

I WANNA BE A BEER CHAMPION!!!!!

[Fanik10]

@MichaelMyers87 Andre's beer consumption is legendary. Good Luck!!!

[MichaelMyers87]

lmao

[Derby14]

Sue was always fond of that jacked turkey...

[Phoenix7878]

absolutely HILARIOUS! R.I.P. Andre

[Derby14]

I agree Andre!! I hate it when someone raids the gay captain...

[seth5220]

Penis! Gay captain

[buffgriff]

Ahhhh, I love it

[fonz5]

5 ppl don't have a <3

[fonz5]

5 ppl don't have a <3

[Fanik10]

Not easy to watch when you got Skoal in your mouth!!

[MisterDarren]

"And Jack Tunney, that's your fault anyway. You let... You stop it every time where I try to become champion. And now, you let a snake in the ring... Arrrgh!"

But, your version is miles better.

[NForcerSA]

THIS WAS JUST TOO GODDAMN FUNNY! R.I.P. ANDRE!

[Fathom315]

I just died.

[WolfteamFans]

!!!!!!!1111!! xD

[imlaughing2death]

And he's STILL more coherent than any of Scott Steiner's promos.

[CJShameless]

@imlaughing2death yes,because Steiner isnt as big of a phenonemon

[calixa]

wow. awesome.

[DaveInOCNJ]

Dammit!  Every time I think I can watch this video WITHOUT laughing so hard I choke & cry...I end up choking & crying anyway!!

[63ALDO]

i have not cried laughing in a while. thank you i found this video because we used to make fun of how he would say " i will squeeze hullkkhogun"

[63ALDO]

thats funny

[labeomckenna]

Fantastic!

[bulldiggn]

great translation lol

[Taintgun]

brilliant!



[BS783]

I'm a great fan of Andre's. I've been listening to him speak for years. I'm pretty sure I know what he said;

'... and Jack Tunney, thats your fault anyway. You... you stop me every time. Im gonna be a better champion. And now, you rather have a (inaudible word) champion. Argh... I'm done!'

Whatever the giant may have actually said is open to interpretation. That's just what I heard after listening to it a few times.

[stndrds79]

actually he says "jack tunney thats your fault anyway..u stop me everytime when Im going to be a champion..and now... (not sure here)

[stndrds79]

definitely can tell bobby didnt expect him to interupt him, that wasnt planned.

[MrJKA2000]

lol @ this video.

Nice one

[40colby]

Looks like he was saying something about Jack Tunney and being robbed of the championship...

[jimhellwick129]

soo cool andre we miss you

[AndrewsOpinion15]

i so wish that andre was alive today so we can see the dream match andre the giant vs the big show !!!

[KML0224]

URINE! (LOL)

[IntlWmnOfMystery]

i cant stop playing it or laughing as hard every time i watch it!

[ThatsABiggon]

He was cleary drunk. lol.

[stndrds79]

lol no no he said actually "and jack tunney thats your fault anyway, you stop everytime when I want to be a champion,..

[cpossberg]

As to what Andre is saying:  Your guess is as good as anyone's...

[romans52345]

@cpossberg yeah and people complain about Warrior's promos....i think the WWF/E should take a long look at one of their divine legends....

[joshoct1984]

imagine what don vito would sound like at 7 feet 4 inches tall except the rape part

[Boonehams]

Anybody want a peanut?

[RammsteinXgta]

@Boonehams hes quite short on charm