"Mistletoe & Camel Toe" Rap

[MrWalleye]

I can see why she got ear plugs. Fuck this is horrible.

[FreudianMonolith]

Oh dang. Sweet improv with teh Hawking line

[13jberk]

this is retarded

[pedergiuseppa]

Beyonce, she's the BEST! My fav female vocalist! #1 videobeyonce(dot)com

[elleniris]

STONER! :)))

[samljer]

steven hawkings... zomg... shitty song but damn that part had me laughing pretty hard.

[wesowen87]

Good video u had me rolling with the stephen hawking part.

[jimifloydrix]

hahahah

you just beat eminem, but you're tied with the lonely island. maybe Adv.-40 for you (tennis reference)

[abcYASMIN123]

wtf is this lol,

i like the koala bear type things

[FIRECOLD007]

this sucks

[idkbrbidcomg1212]

lol awful funny tho ha ha

[rockkinironmaiden]

this sucks so bad

[loull287]

omg oh ya and the end... yessss tweezers!

[loull287]

lmao love it

[pili2255]

Excellent! 5*****

Gaby.

[yermom8993]

you= amazing

[BlakeWallington]

Reminds me of a Kool Keith b side.

[Bubbleice9]

freakin awsome

[goodmorningpumpkin]

Hahahahaa <3333

[ieatpeephole]

holy dinosaurs that was baaad.

FREEbIRD!!

[KhMErTRlAd]

that sucked and haha u removed my comment but then friend invited me haha

[snakeeater1000]

put lyrics up for this!

[pimplywimp]

done. lyrics up. happy new year!

[snakeeater1000]

thank you! happy new years too

[MBRHIndustries]

Your vagina is ketchup, my dick is the fries.

Fucking brilliant.

[fireworkfreak67]

hes a horrible rapper lol

[biancology]

well well well, looks like you're giving Icy Lytes a run for their money!

[KaneFails]

I got over $400 in Christmas money, socks, a DVD and a CD. Awesome video by the way. XD

[pimplywimp]

sweeet! happy new years!!

[McGreenish]

I got some sick ass rainboots. And some gummy bears.

[theaveragehomeboy]

blazin beat

[Vaelmael]

Gears of War 2 Limited Edition, Fallout 3, and a bunch of books by unstoppable Olympic wrestler Dan Gable.

[pimplywimp]

you made out pretty good!

[chcogirl]

AHAHA...eww this was gross but oh so funny XD

[droompa]

i got an effects pedal for crazy microphone stuff. this is really funny. great job ryan

[ImForGames]

nice. really creative:)

[misssarahb]

hahaha! i don't even know what to say to this one, Ryan. i'm speechless!

[MyPinkElephants]

LMAO omg lol

I will never look at those little ketchup bags the same again.

[imdubsfriend]

i got shoes socks money and a studio mic =D

[bulbyK]

i got the 2nd gen iPod touch,

all the twilight books, yachtzee, and some other crap i don't care about heehee

[pimplywimp]

ipod nice!

[transientsmile]

LOL

[elleniris]

hahaha that as outta this world. the whole steven hawking thing.. .hahahaha

one of my gifts was an elephant shaped watering can, it is matal and brown. so cool looking. oh and the trunk is where the water pours out! : )

[sohmamasayuki]

i got one of the most awsome cds ever by black sabbath: paranoid

[teemuruskeepaa]

The sound is weird and I'd like to find real rap like this.

[skyzze]

Cool man

[popeyecaan]

Moar vaginally themed hip hop please!..I got books, music,and someone gave me a joint.

[Dmasterman]

hang a mistle toe over a woman's camel toe. ;)

[Reaprar]

...okay.

[alotofcheese76]

HAHAHAA

wow i love your videos

[fatrice217]

you should change career paths and become a full-fledged rapper

[ladysaphia]

I am so dumb. I didn't get it for like 10 minutes and then I just got it while I was on the phone and started laughing hysterically. S-L-0-W

[lezlieprapra]

it's almost Har Mar, but with some internet-meme-ness magic... i likes it.

[whitestripesiluv]

This video is so offensive but so funny it doesn't even matter.

[hadrians]

5*4u

[mcasual]

the stereo version is really worth the clicking :) happy holidays ! i'm trying to think of a toe pun but nothing comes. Today's secret words are "Lycra tights"

[desertshore]

soo Great! i got King Barf in a box haha. nice rap. merry x-mas pw \o/"

keep 'em comin'...

[Ferrilove]

i got a visa card with 200 dollars haaha

[pimplywimp]

what will you buy with that?

[Agriking]

I got some new tack for my horses.

[pimplywimp]

what is tack ?

[Agriking]

Haha, sorry, I forgot you're a city boy. Tack is essentially things a horse wears. In my case I got a few new horse blankets (because its cold in Ohio) and a new saddle.

[gymer15]

funny, mo ho's needed for an offical rap video

[pimplywimp]

well, i guess it's not officially a rap then gymer :) what did you get for xmas?

[gymer15]

I got some shirts, shorts, and a jacket. some gift cards and snack foods. Hope you got what you wanted or at least needed.

[kiten2cat12345]

great video, I really enjoyed that animations.

Merry Christmas Ryan!

p.s. Stero sound is sometimes possible if you add &fmt=18 to the end of the link

[pimplywimp]

yes, you are right, thanks :)

[pimplywimp]

thanks maybe i'll make more. thanks for that stereo link. what did you get for christmas?

[okaplan]

I'll take your ex's gloves. My hands are cold.

[pimplywimp]

she returned them. she was upset by that.

[pimplywimp]

did you get any good chanukah gifts?

[okaplan]

I got to see my gf's cameltoe.

[vampyr]

That was absolutely hilarious, and a tad bit disturbing. haha camel toe *cringe* They have fetish pornos like that, but I'm sure you already knew that. ;) kidding, kidding.

Loved it!

[pimplywimp]

yes hahaha. what did you get for christmas? a new car?

[MikeyTSH]

lol

[pimplywimp]

what did you get for xmas? a plastic dinosaur?

[sohmamasayuki]

i'm #44 or 43?....WOOHOO!!

[pimplywimp]

:) what did you get for xmas?

[Geothro]

I got tweezers too dude, I got tweezers too...........

[pimplywimp]

really? freaking cool hahahaha

[WeAreSheepFilms]

lol, this is awesome

[pimplywimp]

thanks. what did you get for xmas?

[WeAreSheepFilms]

i got a wii, rockband 2, and a few U2 CDs. u?

[pimplywimp]

tweezers, movie tix, slippers, & a painting. U2 joshua tree?

[WeAreSheepFilms]

ive had that one for a while. i need like 4 to 6 more to complete my collection