Hokkien Song #1

[KayKayEnd]

The audience suck...he really needs a lot of courage to do this act.

[beramburamba]

hahahaha

[blackdaresz]

ini kan yang bencong show kan?

[abonlais]

chan la !!! cool!!

[rayenbrayen008]

walau pun lagu dia ne jahat tapi cukup menghibur kan...i like hahahahha

[andrymulyono]

wat is the title of this song originally

[pixma321]

@andrymulyono 攏是為著你啦 - 李嘉

[pixma321]

whats the original song called? this has a nice melody

[lexter063027]

Omg -.- Crazy !

[MrPiong]

nih orang pernah di sewa lau cek kong buat jadi MC di pernikahan acek gw.....bayaran 3 jam 300 jeti.... :D

[AndrewCedricThe2nd]

is this ah gua? crazy sia!!!

[XL3D3V1LZX]

HAHAHA JOKER THIS LADY BOY

[TheMrNicksterboy]

this video rocks

[BAIYUE1]

Hokkien should use Latin for hokkien language.

[peweys]

Banci gila! Tapi kocak abis!

[MsLoving143]

what is he saying?

[deasitaduck]

Hungry Ghost.......................

[siying97]

;eeks disgusting ..

[Talahasia]

Haha, this is a funny song. Haha, and for viewers who are randomly searching for songs and don't know what language this song is in.. well, its hokkien and also Taiwanese. And no, Taiwanese isn't chinese... Haha, I love this song, haha. Funny... XD

[JeromeLeong]

@Talahasia Taiwanese is Chinese. because Taiwan is Republic of China. China is People's republic of China.

[jocL2005]

wadafaaaak?

[Freddie9384]

In the Chinese dialects, "chee bai" is the most ugly sounded words.

I ever heard someone scolded another person "Chao Chee Bai" and this what I heard as reply. "Chee Bai tia tio chao eh, pak thia tio chee bai phang eh boh?

[onlyyou16]

WTF siol!!

[semifuck]

what the fxxk..why this song become a dirty song..

[shen777]

kam lam pun jadi ....... Jadi apa~~~

[Quakereckoning]

wat tuh fuck

[1337Boredness]

wat is the original song

[jas0n9932]

lema she sing cibai here cibai there

[makubex2556]

DL LINK PWEEEASE

[TheNoTag]

Looks like Green Screen to me :)

[fasttabletennis]

this is very fucking song la

[up2wind]

wah like this won't kana ban from the club?

[LIM519]

hehex..

very good song..

[starlet1399]

cb a gua ?!?

[dispellga]

Incase you didnt know, the name of this song is "Cibai Bo Seng Li" meaning

"Vagina no Business".

Also, I would like to share, listening to this song while studying, significantly increases your concentration and no doubt about it that it helps during examinations and times of stress. tq.

[Kiew91]

hahahahaha!!!! funny song!!

[Dealucis]

no money kan ni na bu i fuck u _|_

HAHAHAHAHAHA GENIUS!

[maxineil]

hahahaha chin ho a....goa chin ai di lo!

[Baobeii1993]

OMG~ Scare me sia!

Btw, this original song is 拢是为了你啦 if i am nt wrong.

[sloweed87]

can anyone tell what's the original of this song?? thanks...

[27sawadatsunayoshi]

this is za bor or da bor??

[lanc3fight4freedom]

Da bor dress like za bor

[isobront]

what is the name of the original hokkien song?

[DarkSapien]

=.= This Guy Gives Me Nightmares About Hookers

[Beanny46]

Ew! Why all her songs are so sick?!

[EthanK82]

Louis, This song is for you!

Is his name Miss Elvin?

[seanliew94]

LOLS !

[matjiwang1]

tis person is a gay

[mjay22]

he's a transsexual to be specific

[Joraw]

CCB. I SEE THIS SONG ONE MILLION SONG ALSO STILL NEVER GET OLD! AHAHAHA! WHOEVER WANT The original song, gimme ur email. I send you. The song is Long Si Wee Tio Li btw.

[tomkalbo]

Id love to have the origina song!! Thanx in advance :)

[Joraw]

kam lan semo si ?

[lCloudNinEl]

lame la

[Joraw]

Wtf, dun like go fly kite lah nabu.

[sebastwong]

FUck SIa BASTARDS

[WilliamSim92]

Lol.........

[0rihime]

whats the original song called? this has a nice melody :)

[unofficialstaff]

nice and good

[vampireknightguilty5]

lol Imao

[xxrrxx2002]

lmao

[qinwang08]

ho liau!

[ncy308]

fuck u zzzxtreme...........hokkien represent a valuable dialect in chinese.........pls respect hokkien is one part of chinese....kan ling lao bu..zzzxtreme

[sinokam]

long c siaow lang

[zzzxtreme]

im glad im not hokkien

im glad mandarin is official language

hokkiens are embarrasment to chinese all over the world

[matthewlim5039]

zzzxtreme....f+ck off....don't u critizes own race...don't u know that what is Theng Lan??orang panjang?? long men??,,,,means want to gau gau,pandai pandai,pretend to be clever like you...Tin kosong...don't u study history about how china fall into hands of Europe??

[SomeOne1199]

lol?

[nckyeow]

shame on you, bloody chinese

[HuangAlan3865]

無恥 下流 下賤

[stinkiepinkie]

This is amazing! The parody is that in the Asia ( Malaysia?)they perform adult themed show with impunity - disregarding all morality spewing vulgarity... In the US, performance like this only happened underground, or on HBO channels. Democracy in different context I supposed....

The reason could also be the dialect used. Just like XXX DVD sold on the streets in Chinatown New York are not curtailed. Very entertaining otherwise!

[unknownb0yz]

chau aqua

[pradanic]

u chau cibai !!!

[unknownb0yz]

u ka ni na bu chau ci bye fucker bo lan jiao mother and father pass away and cry like cry baby

[pradanic]

beh hiau kong hokkien oi cau men kong, siau lang! kee see la!

[Harthorn]

LOL

[nasiayamsususoya]

woah... i didn't know there's such a level of profanity in penang...

[lonewolffcs]

Great song...unknown rating star!

Ci Bai Bo San lee... ha ha ha

[neoartemist]

Chee bye bo seng li...kam lun pun jadi ROFLMAO huahauahua

[qwertyarchex]

wads the meaning of pun jadi lol

[UnSaintLike]

Half price i think

[flurkoneko]

pun jadi is malay for "also can"

or "that'll do too"

[jcrasher88]

pun jadi = also can

[lamejames88]

wow, tak ada wang , wa knn bu balik kampung...

[oOosUbZeRooOo]

=.="

[Victory1St]

wahh...nice man. i know the area. is in malaysia jb the getai. saw him there before

[xshakeShake]

LOL! have money oh darling i love you no money knn bu i fuck you!

[jaeveesea]

wads the name of the original song?

[nehcuf1214]

拢是为著你啦

[MrPaPeRBox]

Whats the REAL name of the song....i want to really listen to it

[wong6555]

omg...AMEN god save me!!!

[shaoqiang1]

-.-

[laohermit]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[854k]

Ha ha haa......

So Funny.......

:D

[piplup456]

bo lan jiao means no penis hahaha

lolszx

[selinachewyfun]

LOL.wth.

[SIMONCING]

ｉ　ｓｅｅ　Ｘ１０　ｈａｈａｈａｈａｈｈａ

[BananaSatsuki]

ROFL!

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[dogbarker123456789]

Good one !

[123456789ROCKZ]

lol what is the real name of the song?

[HeartStealer13]

real name of this song is Chee bye Bo Seng Li

[doggy5]

the real song is 攏是為著你啦

[chinliang10]

gay?

[cdukai]

hahahha wtf !

[kangwei555]

haha very funny but it fake ok!

[xiiaoessa]

Lols

[luminousttl]

u sux spoiling the original spirit of this song.eh the anywhu noe the original title of this song?dun tell me wat cibai bo sheng li if there;s kids there..

[dispellga]

the name of this song is 'cibai boseng li' or in other words. 'Vagina no business'

[s9832553j]

hahahahahahaahahahahahahha u r so right

[loo85]

This song just make all the single out there feel even more pitiful, and make my lan ciao shrink...

[lchnoob]

No body walk by,

Vagina no business.

My vagina no business,

Blow job only half price.

It's not my vagina not wide enough,

Brother your penis not big enough.

So i'll push it inside me. You touch my breast,Two, three hands touch here and touch there.You poke my vagina,Your penis gets bigger as it poke.Even though it's big,I still spread my legs let you poke.If no money..If no money..At home ownself shoot airplane(Masturbate)

[proinwhatever]

LOL!

[seanliew94]

Nice Vulgar song ...

Nice person also ..

His a male somemore ..

[seanliew94]

Bo lang gu kiem wa ,arh cibai bo sheng li ,

wah cibai bo sheng li ,arh cum lan bo ya li ,

yi si wah cibai bo gau dua ,zhuar U ,ca li cha lo creww .

[seanliew94]

Bo lang gu kiem wa ,arh cibai bo sheng li ,

wah cibai bo sheng li ,arh cum lan bo ya li ,

yi si wah cibai bo gau dua ,arh guia lan jiao bo gou dua ,zhua U ,ca li cha lo creeew.

[mingzifan]

hiong a!!! wa a cibai bo sheng li!

[yvo15]

wa liao....this actual song very nice one but with tis kind of lyrics...fainted

[MapleMovie2]

This FuKiNg Ah Gua Call him sing infront of Abdullah padawi lah = ='no disgussting

[Gurllxiiaocass]

disgusting -,-

[pinkylatte]

wat is the original song name?? where can download? full of dirty words...

[daron929292]

really so funny to tis vid....haha

[aku7688]

Wow very funny but vulgar

[fossared]

omg she is crazy

[yasmin1823]

who the hack pulish this idiotic song!!!

[Sierras89]

- -full of dirty words....

[weiyang999]

wat is orginal song name? who is the singer?

[lanjiao967]

寒风吹起鸡百毛,

无聊看着鸡百毛,

睡在床上想毛毛,

伸手摸摸鸡百毛,

随手算算鸡百毛,

轻轻拔条鸡百毛,

送你一条鸡百毛,

u mau kah tak mau.

[ahren97]

wahaha

[ahren97]

wahaha

[dispellga]

I always listen to this song when im studying.

[freakerz0id]

im doing that as well and it seems im getting A's for my exams... cool aint it? xD

[dispellga]

Yes I got a couple of hundreads in my A level.. I'm really Serious!!! Thats why i listen to it at least one everytime i start to study. Oh what a blessing this song does!

[jeffsiang]

Nice songs he should join the Asian Idol

[redevilsz]

lol,very very very good!!!!!!! love it

[bosong66]

what is the ori song title? thanks

[bosong66]

what is the orignal song title? thanks

[howkemon6559]

The orignal song title song is "long si we teo li" means "all becouse of you"

[dispellga]

This is sooo gonna be my next ringtone for my handphone!

[dispellga]

I love it!!

[seahkelvin]

Hahahaahah!!

[bptan111]

funny hahas your vulgar stronger then namewee but i love namewee more

[Jontinoo]

what is the original song title?thanks

[phoebew0ng89]

what the hell the lyrics become like that hahaha....

[sugoiso]

...music is fine,,but lyrics...err bad

[samsk85]

You touch my breast, Two, three hands touch here and touch there. You poke my vagina, Your penis gets bigger as it poke. Even though it's big, I still spread my legs let you poke again, No money,No me.. *I am the person that have money have me,* No money,u handle yourself, *Speech* If no money.. At home ownself shoot airplane(Masturbate

[samsk85]

No one booking me,

Vagina no business.

My vagina no business,

Blow job also can.

It's not my vagina not wide enough,

Brother your penis not big enough.

So i'll push it inside me.

[samsk85]

Song Title : Cibai Bo Seng Li (Vagina No Business)

[justforlaugh]

i like the fella...hahaha nice lyris..can fight with namawee....

[KarDWeng]

funny... but kinda bad

[Hoongz1987]

[Part 1]

No body walk by,

Vagina no business.

My vagina no business,

Blow job only half price.

It's not my vagina not wide enough,

Brother your penis not big enough.

So i'll push it inside me.

[Hoongz1987]

[Part 2] You touch my breast, Two, three hands touch here and touch there. You poke my vagina, Your penis gets bigger as it poke. Even though it's big, I still spread my legs let you poke. If no money.. *Speech* If no money.. At home ownself shoot airplane(Masturbate)

[samsk85]

This Aunty named Miss Elvin..She or He is half man half woman...Very famous on Indonesia

[timothyngim]

Indonesia?

[Alica55]

That Aunty is damn cute sing that song

[l2j86]

can u add subtitle for this? i understand hokkien abit, but is very funny oledy

[lemonee]

isn't this a guy dressed as a female? they do this just for entertainment purposes. enjoy it for the crass joke factor.

[qiqi1114]

Malaysia 1 r?

[s2625278d]

There are some Hokkien Bad Word in the song but very funny.

[XxFuSioNxX]

i wud love to watch this kind of show live LOL its funny as fuck! ROFL

[KelvinTani]

Hahahaha bo seng li wakakakka

[Eatmeraw]

can anyone post a mp3 version of the song

[ahren97]

Shameless lol her cb no wash for sure + lj la

[zhkidz]

si bei lame la...

[laloney]

gentai entertainment. they just dress like for the show only. tho its kinda vulgur .

[Dragon4eva]

lim pei say: WOOOOT!

[restage]

tranvesite great job!!!

funny sia

[fuckmelayu]

come to shangri-la hotel sing this song!! ill buy a room to sleep with her

[dispellga]

lmao. btw ur nick is kinda racist haha

[foreverzeroattack]

yeah, true that...

[Blaten333]

LOL

[XxFuSioNxX]

to some of you who find it offensive...don't watch it. yes i know the song is full of vulgar words but its just part of entertaining. its all just how u wana look at it. everyone have different preference for entertainment. its not like he took the piss out of other people.its just a song bout sex and i find it funny.learn to be more optimistic. dont just look at the bad side of things.

[oceanruby]

disgraceful and shameless

[blacksuperb]

si pei bo class

[ryan1384lee]

LOL

[hooi13782]

crazy!

[cephascrusader]

omfg lol

[alanwyt]

can i get some more..!

[zydarking]

well, u can bet that there arn't any kids in the audience. at least none who czn understand Hokkien...

[Alica55]

Aunty u fuck your chi bye ass la... lan pa