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  • "...and you probably do this every night!"

    /cries

  • Actually, it's possible for me to sleep for too many hours and end up with a headache in the morning. My body just had to end up very particular about the appropriate amount of sleep for me. -_-

  • Thumbs up if your watching this on a phone

  • Im watching this in the Morning

  • i have stopped watching this video at 1:10 on my 1st time, it was around 2AM, and i felt good when i woke up, and continued watching the rest of this video :D!

  • Laughing so hard at the grandfather clock part 'cause there is literally a grandfather clock right behind me LOL!!!! 

  • One of the Facebook status commenters has delibird as their profile picture.

  • thumps up if you think they should require all internet users up passed 11:00 pm to watch this video

  • haha you should make another one of these but the video should say to go do your essay!!!!!

  • Hah it feels good too watch this right now cause its 4:11 am but im just not tired.

  • I just Woke up ?

  • Uh... it's 4:32 PM.

  • It's not even 6pm here, but ok :(

  • I'm on the internet because nobody will respond to my txts at this hour. and my phone died. theres that too.

  • my eyes hurt from staring at the screen...

  • so true

  • Okay, just one more video.

  • But...but..Dan..I can't..FAKING SLEEP FAKAR

  • hey pause at 2:21 to c a weird pic

  • Who else went on wikipedia and looked up plumber butt?

  • GUILTY!!!

  • 1:50 grand father cock lol

  • Fuck. Im goin to sleep. Its gonna be 4am.

  • But it's 3 in the afternoon? Do I still have to go to sleep? Fuck.... Guess so...

  • night

    

  • Is this a joke to you? Do you think I'm kidding?

    -yes, actually I do...

  • its 8 21 am. i have school, so i guess ill just sleep!

  • It's 16:30... Is it time for bed yet?

  • 2:20 WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?

  • Penguins!

  • 1:18???

  • 440 people are named doug

  • its 3:21 am i need a life............

  • AND ACHIEVE!!!!

  • can you guys make a tvshow, cause there's less fucking adds on even comedy central now!

  • 7:48 AM

    Win?

  • @CHUCKIE13666 Exactly 12:01! :)

  • can't go to sleep must use video

  • u bastard ur stalking me!!!!!!

  • ... You're right, Dan Gurewitch! I will go to bed!

    -clicks on another video-

    In five minutes.

  • I NEED A LINK TO THIS ON MY DESKTOP!

  • I watched this on my phone. Hurr

  • hahaha i didnt see it

  • STOP STALKING ME DAN WHY DO U KNOW THIS ABOUT ME!!!

  • I use this video to make myself go to sleep

  • Ugh... They should shut down the Internet from hours 10:30 to 7.

  • God damnit! he's right, i better JUST go to f*ck to bed :/

  • BUT ITS ONLY NOON!

  • It's 2am, I need to be up at 6am, I fucking hate waiting up, can't dreams last forever?!?!

  • Every night at 3am I come to this video, watch until 0:10 and fall asleep. I actually tried to post this comment last night, but just asuyhgbbhjyuu7y6y7,.7y6u7iomuy­hyh6 yppppppipm,lko

  • thumbs up if you watching this after 12:00 pm

  • @CHUCKIE13666 yes im watching it after lunch

  • @CHUCKIE13666

    I'm watching this at 8am and I haven't gone to bed yet.

  • @CHUCKIE13666 i'm watching this at 12:05 am.

  • need to be up in 3 hours :/

  • thumbs up if ur watching this at 3am thinking u should be asleep by now

  • Who else looked up plumber butt?

  • I'm watching this on the afternoon before class... I'm confused at what I should do.

  • 12:50 here

  • he called it, i really was looking up plumber butt

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  • 2:34 PM here

  • 1:58 AM right here

  • best video ever!

  • 1:42 AM right here

  • It is four AM right now, I was just refreshing Twitter, LOLCATS, talking on FaceBook, and I only closed the porn tabs twenty minutes ago. I think it is time that I went to bed, but first I have to look on Wikipedia for plumber-butt.

  • Oke fine i go to sleep.

  • thats it, im going to bed

  • 11:45 am...

  • "I'm telling you, yes you to go to sleep"

    *Yawn*

  • no.

  • Thumbs up.. If you are considering to go to sleep

    >_< ZzZzZz

  • it's like he watches me

  • it's a pictuer of his ass while sitting on the moon.....

  • thumbs up if you checked out the wiki page for plumber butt.

  • Thumbs up if you actually closed your eyes

  • The first time I saw that moon i thought it was the moon from the Legend of Zelda

  • wait i mean 43...8........

  • HAHAHAHA. there's not a wikipedia page for plumbers butt foo.

  • 483 people didn't go to sleep...

  • I watch dis at 3:04 AM, I may fall asleep at any mome-

  • i should really go to bed...

  • excuse me if im still crying after reading my little dashie!

  • the awkward moment when you watch this in the morning...

  • 0:15 is the reason I watch this

  • I'm not going to bed; in spite of this video.

  • Its fun how i see this video right when im about to go to bed

  • ohhh...plumber butt. I get it. I was going to wiki it.

  • I watch this before i go to sleep everynight

  • but i just woke up...

  • *butt crack* "if you saw that you failed!" lololol

  • "....and rectangles only get so small" haha "I bet ur just sitting there make in a little box on ur desktop like a god damn idiot" haha do fun collegehumor -3

  • too late its already morning . another night without a sleep and long day at the university , i hate u collegehumor :)

  • hahah butcrack 2:29 ;)

    but yeah, this video is so true xD

  • like this if you should be sleeping right now xD

  • Do you hear "gullible" at 2:34? or is it just me?

  • @TheTessbella I think its just you mate..

  • watching this at 7:29 am on a monday

  • And now I'm going to look up "plumber butt."

  • haha i watching this at 3:07 Am

  • i actually looked up plumber butt on wikipedia

  • AND ACHIEVE

  • I actually closed my eyes.... but then i heard the music so i went back to see what happened. i kinda regret it now

  • I didn't fail

  • anyone else watch this every night?

  • u sonofbitch.....i was doing exactly everythiong i said........i think hes watching me.........i'm freaked out now o_O

    

  • how does he know so much about me

  • 4:30am.. still not sleepy.

  • 23:09 watching

  • 2:57 am yeeeah

  • i saw man ass in this video twice

  • @grimreaper3521 Well clearly you didn't go to sleep.

  • this vid is like a bedtime story to me

  • @AndyLaw1Freeforall This video is my biography 

  • ITS SO TRUE AND SAD T.T sooo late right now

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  • loved it :D

  • Damn you Doug!

  • thank you for that, and just few sec's ago my mother came in my room and threaten me that she will throw my computer through the window, if i font go to sleep. So yeah double motivator.

  • In Soviet Russia, you keep internet awake!

  • but its 7:oo in the mourning

  • @superGose35 Who died?

  • 2:19 Well looks like it's a full moon out tonight

  • Thumbs up if this video made you look up plumber butt on Wikipedia.

  • LOL watching this in the morning!!!!

  • This video convinced me to go to sleep at 12:01

  • Goodnight...

  • its 3am.. and sch at 8.30am tml.

    i should watch the next video

  • HOW DOES HE KNOW!

    

  • Could this be where those people lacking sleep originated?

  • 1:29 Your welcome. :)

  • I would be on the Wikipedia page for Plumber butt if they were't having a Black out.

  • anybody else google plumber butt?

  • Can't sleep tho now what if I go to sleep I won't wake up until 2pm soooo stay up

  • 1am, school in 4 hours... Why didn't I watch this sooner??????

  • I needed this a few nights ago when staying up until 2:30...

  • no Jeff the killer joke

  • am i the only one watching this at noon?

  • But it's 7:12

  • bitch,i do all of that,and its 8a.m

  • its 2 am WHY AM I AWAKE I HAVE SCHOOL SOON :(

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  • bitch plz, i spend my nights on 9GAG....

  • 2:20 2.24

  • Watching this at 2:37pm

    Like a boss.

  • @MrFuc100 4:12am here ;)

  • @MrFuc100 3:14 P.M., what what?!

  • @MrFuc100 I'm also watching at 2:37 PM. AWH YEAH.

  • @MrFuc100 u mean am

  • I didn't see it, so I rewinded to see it.

  • Like this if you looked up plumber butt on wikipedia after this.....

  • OK 1:04

  • Go the fuck asleep

    /watch?v=ufGd8QNE

  • i should have found this video many hours earlier!

  • Has anyone else noticed the creepy mole thing with a red nose in the clouds at 1:45? What is that and why is it there...?

  • @justsoIcanwatchmovie It's a clock. The red dot (nose) is the center and the two lines coming out of it (the mole outline) are the hands. I can tell because there are arrows on the edges of the hands and there are numbers on the outside and there are clocks and chimes everywhere.

  • 12:18, going to sleep right now!

  • its 200 in the morning..im now convinced to go to sleep.

  • I think I'll go to sleep now

  • lmao i really should sleep but instead ima watch the rest of ur vids :)

  • he clearly doesnt know anything about tumblr.

  • it daytime you idiot why tell this to me now!

  • He described me soooo fucking well

  • and now i feel compelled to look up plumber butt... brb

  • Bookmarked.

  • @LetsPlayGuy12 tnx for tat.im gonna go to sleep. after one more video and maybe another

  • If you are reading this comment, you are not even listening to the show. Because you're just reading these and saying, "One more comment, thats it", even though you KNOW your never gonna go to sleep don't trick youself! Are you still reading this? The time it took you to read this comment, you could be upstairs in your pajammies reading a good ol' fashion Lullaby Book to your neglected son because you are too busy on the internet watching this crap! If you read this entire comment, you failed.

  • 1:15 fail

  • 2:20 Ass!

  • 6:50 am now, lmao at my comment from yesterday

  • 0:40 Driggin wif my girdles

  • After I watched this i DID infact go to sleep, and I dreamed that my crush actually liked me and I was no longer in the friend zone. Ha! I love this video. :D

  • @iiBetchify OMGGG!! THATS LYK amazing.