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  • sainsburys it is then

  • >One day I went to London

    I went to loot food in London

    Police caught me stealing basmati

    They drew for the whip & aimed for my batty

    >One day I saw this lightie

    I thought "Damn thank God almighty"

    She told police that I tried to scam her

    Deportation straight back to Ghana!

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  • omg this is the best song in the world, so funny. crying

  • He is so fresh. >> It's painful that he's African.

  • asda!

  • sick song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LIDL

  • Dis guys voice is dumb

  • arrow to the knee jokes are DEAD

  • NARR BACK IN THE DAY NETTOS WAS PEEK

  • LILD is the WORST of all supermarkets!

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  • 453 people shop lift in Tesco and Sainsburys !

  • Hah So funny man

  • i got caught shoplifting in lidl wen i was a kid !!!

  • its pronounced - leedel!!

  • Its not its pronounced as "LIDL"

  • @gaaahhhhh ... i would know I am German ..

  • @caytafee its "LIDL"

  • catchy......very catchy.

  • look look

  • This is gas <3

  • 1:53 wtf has that got do with lidl?

  • HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • my friend showed me this .it is awsome and wierd :D

  • my science teacher introduced me to this song...

  • @JOE0AMSBURY lmfao is that a joke?

  • 449 ppl av neva been 2 Lidil

  • Whoever produced this is a cretin.

  • The fact this almost has 2 million views astounds me.

  • loool carcks me up every time

  • badmannn

  • @harmant3 yeah init one day i went to lidl

  • 40 likes and I'll sing this to my boyfriend xDDDDD

  • lidl theme song XDDDD

  • I don't go back to Li^dul

  • i Remember This Song >> LOVE iT 2012 memories.... 90% of people commenting on this have an orange passport

  • My lifestory?

  • damn i had to sign one of those contract things in sainsburys...

  • He even took a photo and told me never come back! ahaha Don't you wish you could ban people from talking to you make them sign a contract LMFAO xD

    

  • The security guard said ehs ehs what do you take me for LOOOOOL!

  • what about Tesco?? or Iceland ? lol Morrisons? and Sainsburry?

  • @Robertzu97 nothing wrong with anyone of those shops. iceland maybe..

  • ahahahaha dis never gets old

  • classsic

  • its bait dis yute went 2 a skl near old kent

  • One day i went to school,

    Then i ran out of school, now i dont go to school.

  • fuckin 1mil

  • @xXzetabeastXx That meme is older than my nan, and should no way be suitable for grime, soo please stfu...

  • this guy is FRESSSHHH lool

  • BEST SONG EVER.

  • hhhmmmmm now i know what to do in lidle and asda

  • My ex is like Lidl.

    You don't want anyone to know you've been inside there...

  • LOOL, its funny

  • This song makes my girls giggle, it cheers them up no end.

  • love it :D

  • one day i went to tesco

    oh yea that was today

  • there's a lidl near me with a bonkers african security guard...

  • 433 people shoplift in Aldi!

  • this song takes me back

  • hihi Hey guys

  • one day i went to asda

  • "! Got Caught"

    Lidl has great security.

  • xD

  • one day i went to Lidl

    i went to shop liftin' Lidl

    then i got caught in Lidl

    now I don't go back to Lidl!

  • Lyrical genius.

  • 433 people have'nt shop lifted at LIDL.

  • warren3360 suck your mum

  • But theirs a plolbem

    Lidle is in Germany

    asda is in england so

    How much was your flight

  • @EpicLuke1 lidl is in england also.

  • @EpicLuke1 we have it in england as well :)

  • @EpicLuke1 ur wrong dude.

  • @EpicLuke1 uk has lidl too silly boy

  • @EpicLuke1 You fuckn stupid Lidl is in England aswell..

  • i luv this

    

  • i lv this and i put it on facebook

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  • Absolute rubbish, from what they are saying they come over here illegally, no doubt on benefits and then go around shoplifting from hard working law abiding citizens. I would have them against a wall and shoot them, personally. It's about time people got some moral and social responsibility. that's why this country is a $h1thole all the decent people have cleared off.

  • @warren3360 it's just a spoof fam...calm down

  • @warren3360 Haha state ae you! Sa joke ya fud

  • @warren3360 Mate he's taking the piss in the song

  • ehm I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

  • looooooooooooool

  • sonds like a nfs song :P

  • well Cause life is a game...so let`s play it to the full

  • thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011!

  • its so shit its good lol

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2112.

  • dachte lidl wär n deutsches ding^^

  • @airflightA ich dachte das bis vor nem jahr auch war ganz schön fazieniert als ich in tschechien war xD fühlte mich gleich wie zu hause

  • @kotstulleful hahahah^^

  • @airflightA hahahah^^

  • This should have more views

  • Thumbs up if you are watching in 2011? :/

  • I went to shoplift in Asda

    Cause' EMA didn't pay me

    LOOOOOL

  • Guys the instrumental is called 'Wiley - Autopsy Remix [Instrumental]'.

  • @Gamexpertvids no its not, the remix is ALDI

  • @theposhnosh1 The INSTRUMENTAL are you that blind? Fucking hell I said INSTRUMENTAL of this and it will sound EXACTLY like this but without vocals.

  • @Gamexpertvids no thats what i said! theres an instrumental but also a remix 

  • BIG BLACK HENCH AND RAW!!

    LOOOL :)

  • dis song iz jokezz xx

  • Wiley made the beat.

  • awesomely retarded!!

  • MAAAAD!!!!!

  • I shoplifted from tesco cos imma classy bastard.

  • ohhh my GOD!the lidl are everyvhere!!!!hahahaha

  • one for the riots haha

  • LOOOL

  • omfg

  • Its stupid

  • this is sooooo stupid LOL

  • this song is such a legend :') xxxxxx

  • Thumbs up if you think 'I like to eat chicken and chips and late nights go on MSN' sums up their time at secondary school

  • @PubliusDiamond Lol, sums up mine too

  • 422 lidl managers have watched this

  • Anyone else think the looters used this song as their inspiration?

  • watch Mind Control - Adrian White (A.D) ft Alexis

  • You were so hungry you stole juice?

  • big boy tune

  • 418 people didnt go to lidl... - Originality 2011.

  • I went to lidl... it was a lidl be disappointing. (:

  • 1 word: EPIC!<3

  • Thumbs up if your listening to this one 15th August 2011 at 22:32

  • i remember listenin to this in year 7!!

  • search bangtidyus if ya like this ;) spesh kids trippin LOL

  • WTF is this bollocks? Africans are soooo bush.

  • this isn't even far from the truth. Lidl in Croydon got raided through the riots.

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 14 dimension in a fridge

  • awesome

  • I love this :X

  • One day I want to lidl I went to riot in lidl

    Then I burnt down all of lidl

    Now you cant go back to lidl

  • @Fromwahday LOOOOOOL

  • africans have lidl? bet they're glad that they don't have starbucks. then they'd be fucked.

  • why would u shoplift in lidl its like really cheap

  • @AlexanderLewis15 Its a joke song

  • My breath was Very very smelly, so I decided to steal some chicken.. Thats like going to the shop to buy some condoms and coming out with 3 adopted children -_-'

  • @BAD4LYFE1 - not really - some people - their breath smells when they don't eat for long periods of time - so it is logical to go and find food ;-) have a google :-)

  • Where i can get lyrics?

  • oluwashodi!! Loooooooooool dahs a tru african name

  • 3,013 people have swagger- like if your one of them :-)

  • @LindeClarke your the only one

  • who is he?

    

  • daniel llewellyn!!!!!!!!!

  • PPPPPPCOY

  • lidl is cheap though so u shop lift???? lmaoo still a tune!

  • Hey guys this is Forealmehntv we are an African comedy group working really hard to be big, weve only got 3 videos but theyre reallly good and im sure youll enjoy them so just go on our channel, watch them and give feedback you know support us and watch out for our new ones cuh theyre gna be even funnier! .. thanks :)

  • this is the best song ever made

    and im not even english

  • 409 people are white.

  • @BdotJelly im also white..and i like this..;) so pls dont act like racist..gracias ;)

  • Your breath smelt so you went and put some chickens in your pocket?

  • @ElietePoopjerky He said good not juice. :|

  • he didn't get his EMA money lmfao

  • epic

  • 407 pepole that dislike go caught in LIDL

  • someone on Xbox Live said i have "Lidl's connection"?

  • hhahaahahahahahhaahahhaah <3

  • He's in year 9 and he is doing his SATS. What a badass.

  • pahaha!

  • he lived near me i think haha

  • i have a big black clock

    like this if you read it wrong :P

  • @sayifhyfgdakihj you tricky bastard...

  • In lidOOO.

  • don't diss Lidl, it rulez, ahahaha xD - top track

  • i got arrested in lidl and there was a tempa T security guard

  • lool i got arrested stealing from lidl

  • Nazi-Walmart

  • Thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011-_-

  • @jasonbangbang1 nooooo 2008 sorry

  • @jasonbangbang1 i'm watching it in 2030?

  • @jasonbangbang1 when was it made?

  • @ozipk

    2005

  • @ozipk 2006

  • This is fucking brilliant

    

  • how does chickern make breath smell better