"Night of the Evading Dead"

[Kommandant2498]

11:32. That's a smart idea that the chief had - wait, when did he grow some brains?!

[Kommandant2498]

Jesus, that warrent officer sounds like an absolute butthole. I wonder out of all the Halo Reach Players that I've seen in this series, who is the most insultive and annoying. Oh wait I Know one: 'Puff_da_chronic_420', AKA Adam.

[GuardianOfNonE]

In spite of his academic use of language, I always figured Arbiter was down with the slang. "Beast" as an adjective isn't that uncommon, either...

[richandstephen]

Lololololololololololololololo­l

[ispitthetruth]

i literally cried with laughter when chief said arbys friends list was full of hipsters

[Mister86Productions]

The ending was hilarious! XD I love this series.

[TheSnook125]

I love the infected guy 'You like these thighs huh? these are the thighs from a warrant officer!' its so funny to me

[lucariomaster117]

Jon must really like spiderman

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

Arbiter: You know there's a difference between cars and planes, right?

Me: You know there's a difference between planes and helicopters, right?

[Kommandant2498]

@THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS What the ?. What's that gotta do with this!

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

@Kommandant2498 Did you even watch it?

At 08:08 Chief calls the Falcon a car, then Arby tries to correct him, saying it's actually a plane. But it's neither, the Falcon is a helicopter. =P

[rapstyle11]

@THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS but falcon 50ex is a plane..and falcon f7 is a car..and falcon is a bird...

[DamonHeartThrob]

@THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS It's not even a Heli, its more of a V-TOL from more futuristic war games since it does possess jet engines as well as props.

[TheLegoChamp]

I'm addicted to this game mode now...

[scottbox360]

*Assassination* "Nova bitch" *Teabags* "DAS WAT I THOUT FUCKER*

[Ghostydude5797]

The sounds effects r cool even tho their not in the game



[PainCake1337]

why are boobies videos related to this

[Puresomeness]

i actually wonder what it'd be like if you could go back in time and say how high your level is compared to everyone else's. It'd be so funny!

[EpicElite1]

rofl WAR-RENT-OFFI-SERR!

[Nemolord99]

lolololollololololol

[emogoddj]

No! Only mommy spanks my bum... Wait... That came out wrong... Ummmm... Bye now...

[funnybuddyful]

i love this



[slayer8244]

dafuq? never saw this episode

[benz0rzify]

oh my fucking god will you little shitheads get a life i just want a masturbation session without seeing a notification of you sad bastards commenting on this shit arse video

[TheBazman117]

@benz0rzify lulwut that nade no sense man....

[benz0rzify]

@TheBazman117 fuck off im wanking you little cunt dont ever interrupt my sessions or you will get a mouth full of my tiny fat cock! you cheeky bastard

[benz0rzify]

@benz0rzify i was trolled, I fucking hate my friends... -_-

[Ismailikov]

03:47 WAH-RANT-OFF-I-SURR!!!

[glideyboy]

This is more like the arby and the chief that i love.

[videogameaddict54]

'Ok, spanking your bum' lol.

[HedgehogGamers]

@videogameaddict54 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo

Hahahahahha

LOL

[XxTearinItUpxX]

You like these thighs, huh? These are the thighs of a fucking Eclipse.

[krastychann]

hahaha i laughed at the same time as Arby at the end :D [happy face]

[ericmarshall19]

"get off the nintendo" my dad says the same thing..

[Superfresh602]

Lol that little kid is funny.

[TheNonBeliever13]

Being a Warrent Officer isnt that great, i still suck! D:

[benz0rzify]

sound so awesome when americans say 'bum' lol

[opo736]

THE BUM!

[legoscoutdude10]

Cheefs a recruit right?

[that1dude0092]

@legoscoutdude10

I dont think he has a rank....

[legoscoutdude10]

@that1dude0092 HAHAHAAHAHAHHA SO TRUE

[lolbug100]

lol "want me 2 spank ur bum...nooooooooo...then go to bed and do as ur told...uh nooo alright im spanking ur bum" :) good job john

[atomicsalsa1]

i hate it when pepole brag that they are sargent or something when me and every one online is a brigader....damn my spelling sucks

[UmbreonEspeon1]

if it was real i would join that game and say 'mythic bitch!!' at 3:35

[SlothDemonification]

@UmbreonEspeon1 I Would join an say ''Forerunner bitch!'' Trolololol

[KuraiKoyoyoyama]

@UmbreonEspeon1 *Assassination* FORERUNNER MOTHERFUCKER

[Sonicman336]

@KuraiKoyoyoyama *Shoots with rocket* INHERITOR TROLOLOLOL!

[KuraiKoyoyoyama]

@Sonicman336 only...5 million...credits....left...ar­gh.

[nerfhunter28]

@Sonicman336 Stole my idea well 

* Gets ran over* BUNGIE WORKER

[Sonicman336]

@nerfhunter28 *blows up everything living* HALO RINGS UBERTROLOLOLOL!

[paulieo123]

@UmbreonEspeon1 Id join and say Fore Runner bitch

[PepinProx]

@paulieo123 I would say hacks,bitch! lol

[gaminggalor]

he spanked his own butt at 12:49

[overlorrd53]

my new fav arby n the cheif

[skeleton259]

That kid was a fucktaet

[TheDeadlyBananas]

Ok, im spanking your bum.

[12345625012]

his spartan spanked himself wen he died

[traintimenine]

"So what" "Beast"

[agentseekiat]

LoLolololololololololol

[PsychicVorta]

If only real infection was that beast.

[MegaNumbnutts]

12:58 ok ill spank your bump nooooooooooooo

[DoctorTranIsBack]

My friends and I say no u now. Thanks arby n chief

!

[yougotpwnz]

want me to spank your bump xD

[Heater294]

GET OFF THE NINTENDO, NOW!

[TheDarkhunter75]

4:15 arbiter's getting fucked xD

[MyProductions100]

no u



[yolor7]

Master Chief doesn't masturbate. Fuck u Arbiter.

[FuzziGaming]

I love this Arby n the Chief episode. I watch it over and over again and it never gets old.

[DonKecskemethy]

11:25 Im sure Chief was waiting the moment to say NO U

[DeathRaiderMMT]

whoa at 1:00 hes talking about putting more effective counter measures in place. Could he be referring to TOSERS?

[FreakGodzilla]

omg i want these gun sounds in reach thumbs up if u agree

[BottleCapStudios101]

this is some serios bullshit im grounded fore 2 weeks and i an cant use my xbox

[hooha96]

@BottleCapStudios101 you're grounded because you spell like a fucking idiot.

[vivelecorn]

@BottleCapStudios101 Did you get grounded for failing an English spelling class in school?

[mrcarlyon44]

@munny603 K thx k bai. :3

[TheDinosaur900]

10:43 to 13:02 just epic and funny LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[ConfindentialStudios]

want me to spank your bum ahahahaha

[TheGreatGmodBunghole]

I hate warrant officers, im almost a noble :3



[steelflame6]

Thats something I haven't played in a long time infection I think I'm going to now

[mrcarlyon44]

Lol he doesn't even use the halo sound effects. And warrant officer that's pretty low, cause I'm a hero. But still a good clip.

[Munny603]

@mrcarlyon44 It is a joke. These are not clips, this is a machinima that tells a story, not represents "reality".

[Munny603]

@mrcarlyon44 Might it also be added that this was uploaded just over one month after the release of Reach, so Warrant Officer would be almost impressive at the time. So there.

[FirstStrikeProducton]

I still don't get why Jon keeps using the gun sounds from F.E.A.R.

[Nickman32]

Lol. Why can't real Halo be like this?

[MaxzpyroP]

The pld episodes is tha SHITT :D

[underpantsGnomes96]

smack ur bum lol

[buob1234567890]

NO U

[ActDeadly]

@buob1234567890 ............NO U

[TheNicksters08]

stfu people in beginning! grrr its called rage quiting if you dont want it to happen..you shouldnt of made the xbox lol forreal get over it

[countryboy1357]

whats your gamertag :3

[BPina17]

@countryboy1357 his ct is Jon CJG

[LiamDoctorWho]

And to think having your bum smacked is a sexual thrill to some.

[souledgezx]

You know, life would be pretty sweet being a toy at some point.

[Metroidfan90]

lolwut? arbiter said fortnight which actually means 14 days.

[POMEGRENADE451]

@Metroidfan90 Well, I mean, he WAS in there for at least eight, right? So maybe Chief enjoyed Reach without him for another six days. Regardless, from Arbiter's position, I doubt there's much difference between eight and fourteen days.

[mcdom89]

This is amazingly awsome

[electricimpling]

it sounds like the warrant officer is the kids father lol

[slckwolf]

omg its just a joke clam down you girls!.

[TheJmate]

lol warrant officer im a lt. colonel grade 3

[x3L1T3xASSAS1Nx115]

@TheJmate Lt. Colonel Grade 3

[TheVegbian]

Okay...

[p0ptr0p]

y didnt u record? oh wait ha hay ha hay ha hay

[kowal789]

i ALWAYS have to play halo after watching these videos :)

[DRpencreas]

@kowal789 i would too but my connection in reach is so shitty i cant even play campiagn, forge, custom or firefight without it saying "failed to load content" now maybe that has nothing to do with my connection. if any1 sees this please help! im growing weak from reach withdrawal

[kowal789]

@DRpencreas i know something that might work, i dont know if you would want to do it, but try deleting all your saved gameplay off your hard drive or system . maybe it is just because the content got corrupted. i am not certin that this willl work, but its worth a try. OR if you are using a hard drive, take it out and try saving new content onto your system. if this dose not work, nothing a good ol' grenade at an unsafe distance can't fix.

[MrAnonymous9898]

@kowal789 I ALWAYS choose to get a life after watching these videos. :- /

[kowal789]

@MrAnonymous9898 wow i am so offended lol

[MrAnonymous9898]

@kowal789 You shouldn't be, you should just stop playing gay games and go experience the fun of getting laid. :)

[XIIIGrimAnarchist]

@MrAnonymous9898 coming from the guy that definitely gets laid all the time... Please tell me your secrets for being such a ladies man...

[XIIIGrimAnarchist]

@MrAnonymous9898 I'm amazed that you could tell that i was fat and gay by me making one comment... fucking idiot...

[TheGamersRefuge]

@kowal789 lol i play halo reach while watching these videos

[mythboy808]

@kowal789 Hell Yeah, Mate, Hell Yeah! Me too..

[pirateman68]

at 5:09 in the video you can see that the controllers are off

[randomname559]

This was pretty badass

[deadwerewolf22]

@Kolineko12 It's arrow in the knee if you are going to do a new meme do it right.

[chubeviewer]

Are ya gonna go to bed then? Noooooooooooo. Ok, im spanking your bum. LOL

[chukas88]

why isn't the helicopter going soi soi soi soi soi?

[reaggacashtro801]

@chukas88 Its not a ROFLcopter.

[bettarescuer]

i am ten and pople do that to me in cod and halo!!!

[deadwerewolf22]

@bettarescuer Then don't always speak your mind while playing.

[mrfrelancekiller]

omg i love when jon plays some assholes dad!

[scooglefish]

this is awsome

[ololwowawesome]

spankin ur bum ^-^

[thecoolmovieguy]

Commander beats all, even inheriter

[Megastar8271]

Thank god i'm a major.

[mattalden10]

@Megastar8271 im a commader but that rank is good too

[ROFLDwaffleZ]

"cover my back while i get more rockets!" "i got your six." "OK" "Lets leave him" "No arguments" LOL best custom game ever!!!! oh yea, roy26sexy10beast, its captain you troller.

[Roy26Sexy10Beast]

wat comes after warent officer

[kennysdeaths111]

im a Commander who cares

[kennysdeaths111]

how i would play* zombie starts talking bullshit *shoots him*

[burgerman9000]

child abuse

[SpyKrabs]

@burgerman9000 Actually it's this thing called parenting.

[0PyramidHead]

Chief teabagged Brent with the Falcon lol

[TheJerryc3]

i like spider lol

[Ardomew]

That was probably the most epic use of the phrase "NO U" ever!

[PICKLEMACHINE1]

Adam? There isn't an Adam in this video.

[BADAZZBUCKXKING]

if you want to have a good laugh look at my channel and see my halo videos or type in halo random crap and make sure the creator is me

[Irockz707]

is this Adam's first appearance?

[Duk3N0k3m2]

@Irockz707 no

[timtenthousand]

Wait up Caillou

[darthvenom88]

Get off or I'm spanking ur bum nooooooo ok I'm spanking ur bum

[masterchieff589]

qet off the Nintendo !!!!

[halobrother09]

hey this episode makes perfect sense, i finally love this series!!

[deathmachine48]

this is kinda getting gay now the first 4 seasons were good and now they are just gay

[MrKillthatcat]

i hate kids that shout 'faggot' over and over whilst firing repeatedly into the air and tea bagging the ground..

ugh. -.-

[Zlarel]

I have to say, I've only ever met around 2 of these kids in my years of xboxing. And I can just mute them. Guys like the warrant officer are more of a problem for me

[kobe11161]

jon if u don't bring bac greg im spanking ur bum

[Bioshock2fan20]

LOL 8:19

[conallsgaming2]

ha ha becuse next story episode is the spider and chief says that there is a big spider at arbys feet

[EmployeesAreJerks]

I do miss Old Skool ANC

[adii3317]

@UNSCpilot95

no u

[MartinMilnerUK]

one time i got a fuckin 3 year old in my match curseing every one off

[Huggies5446]

anyone else appreciate the Caillou reference 7:07

[roflknife7]

wow. warrent officer and cody were the asshole players back then. now we've got adam whos like, 1,000,000 times worse

[ninhack]

wololololollol

[PICKLEMACHINE1]

I'm just a Warrant Officer too, but, I don't have online :)

[smitty30rocks]

"ok, im spanking your bum." lololololol

[Jaknife101]

lol, spankin ur bum :P tht shud be a catchphrase xD

[UNSCpilot95]

Only Warrent Officer? I'M A FREAKIN' GENERAL GRADE 1!!!! COME GET SOME!!!!!

[hondapro377]

@UNSCpilot95 No one gives a flying fuck what rank you are...

[UNSCpilot95]

@hondapro377 DUDE CHILL! I wasn't trying to boast about my rank. I was just trying to insult the guy in the video. Also why are you so butthurt from me saying my rank and slckwolf saying his but not TheDarkreaper123?

[hondapro377]

@UNSCpilot95 Well, for one I didn't happen to come across his comment but, I'm sorry for

being a bit of an asshole.

[UNSCpilot95]

@hondapro377 It's ok :)

[TehDarkOrder1337]

@UNSCpilot95 This was made when the game has only been on sale for a month, You tard.

[UNSCpilot95]

@TehDarkOrder1337 Yes, THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! F.Y.I. I CAN READ the date when this video was uploaded on Youtube, You tard.

[TehDarkOrder1337]

@UNSCpilot95 So why say it then?

Whats the point?

Plus your crap, Im Field Marshall, Bitch! How bout' you come get some?!?

[UNSCpilot95]

@TehDarkOrder1337 Because I can, because I'm awesome, and you're only what? 3/4 ranks ahead of me? NOTHING. So yeah. Owned. You tard. Oh and last thing: COME AT ME BRO!!! COME AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:)

[Kenkas15]

@TehDarkOrder1337 I was Field Marshall last January, Noob.