OMFG - Payday: The Heist - Part 3.5: There Will Be Butt Clenching

[samsonguy10k]

This is showing that I don't want to bother with this game. It is not reasonably balanced.

[VinnyGabe]

...Red five star wars joke lolz episode IV

[TheWoodpeckersCo]

Hey could you check out my channel if you wouldn't mind

[Clucky117]

@TheWoodpeckersCo No, no i will not. Stop advertising on big channels, its just stupid. <.<

[kickmy11]

I dont like violence or killing...its just that they keep running into my bullets T^T

[Moo2lalala]

i like frou frou song one better >:(

[LethalRath]

Is his name Long Duck Dong

[TotalDF]

TB needs always to negetain for u

[ShanedawsonsrapistTV]

Sorry meuwees isn't here he's on the block

[SuperRandomToast]

"And YOU get a bullet in the face!"

[monty90021]

21:30 lolololololololololololololol!­

[riley001000]

plz do more i will do anything if u continue payday.

[Lukishika]

I youst to be a cop like you then i tok a bulet to the knee

[Z6U6Z6U]

@Lukishika wow epic grammar there mate

[joonas888]

"DONT TAZE ME BRO!"

[markointhesky]

i LOVED Jesse's little whimper of "what the hell is going on?"

[TheHippo00100]

I love that the shipping crates said "Legitimate Business" yep not suspicious at all.

[ANZLegatos]

"Ow, ow! Dick!"

Man, that doesn't sound pleasant...

[ultimateginge1]

@corruptbadger laugh out loud cookies!!!

[CorruptBadger]

im scared, i think thomas is actually clinically insane, and at some point might come to my house, singing awful karaoke and choking me with cookies

[az095929]

YOU SUCK SO HARD..!

[7007King0770]

PLEASE continue with series, it is fun to watch the failure!

[Ejay669]

If anyone is legitimately stuck on this level a good tactic is to, once the plane has missed the pick-up, wait until there is no assault in progress. Until that happens you need to NOT activate the chair (That is the main part of this tactic) but once there is no assault you then activate the chair and all sprint to the end. You can easily get passed the sideways truck and quite far to the end before cops start spawning.

If you are wondering why it was so hard for them; 15% crew hit accuracy.

[Ejay669]

@Ejay669 So to reiterate; activate the chair the first time, he should then miss the pick-up, wait for the assault to end and then restart the chair followed by sprinting to the end.

[Rabidpixy1989]

I got the Porkins Joke!



[theoneandanger]

Red 5 = Mr Skywalker.. I guess that is what he meant.

[twimanable]

why is "no pants subway ride 2012" related to this?

[braelin995]

BEST OPENING EVER

[Werfollow]

''Guess who's down; down again. Jesse's down, to be jailed.

Guess who's down

Guess who's down

Guess who's down

Jesse's down

[ClayHelmet]

An eagle with major ADD!  (:

[jackmcguire24]

Can u make a video showing all of the rpgmakers faces I wanna see if it fits their voice and personality

[TheHotmud]

@jackmcguire24 Not sure if you've watched this particular video that Tb uploaded, Readyuptv with team dignatas and the main guy sounds so much like omzit!

[Fartknocker0990]

I got the joke! :D

[Gigigiritina]

You know what this game needs? Grenades

[Ejay669]

@Gigigiritina That would make it too easy, i'd tac-nade the shit out of all the cops.

[KoriLuvsNuggets]

i seriously listened to the singing in the beginning like 10 times! LMFAO!!

[sweraz]

atleast you lost at the most difficult Mission of the game ;)

[Vreckan]

Jesse please continue these series we like to see u fail

[hawk5797]

14:54 "Down on the ground mothafucka!" lol

[Siollarty19]

@SaruwatariMasahiro lol ur stupid

[XoriniteWisp]

Someone needs to re-take Reloading 101!

[ipodireview]

wooh family guy jokes known by half the people in the world...

[TheCrosshare]

Yeah..."someone take the shield guy from behind" and "i was inside him" writes itself really,

[pentool123]

Thomas, you make me so proud to be norwegian.. Marry me.. .__.

[cowboyduke]

Jesse: The only American who can shoot hundreds of bullets and maybe have 1 hit his target... lol

[TheLarhf]

@cowboyduke Actually that's quite a common thing among Americans.

[Reign415]

Jesse, you must save Phillip Fredrick Chang!

[MariosGuy]

the shooting mechanics in this game look SOO BAD. holy shit this looks nerve racking. so glad i did not buy this

that being said its absolutely hilarious watching these guys play it haha.

does anyone know what mouse jesse got?

[Tk3997]

@MariosGuy

They really aren't that bad it's just... well it's come on it's Jeese he could make a hitscan one shot kill sniper rifle look bad. :p He's pretty much just spraying and not using his sights nearly enough, if he's gonna be like that he should have gone down the support tree and just gotten the shotgun.

[Ejay669]

@MariosGuy "The shooting mechanics", the fuck does that mean? Don't think it's bad mechanics just because Jesse can't aim.

[MariosGuy]

@Ejay669 they are bad. comparing this game to a solid fps like bad company 2.

you honestly dont think every game that involves shooting with guns will feel the same do you. some games do it better. some do it shitty. and this game has a cool concept but it looks annoying as hell to play because of it.

[Ejay669]

@MariosGuy I never compared the game to bad company 2? I never said every FPS feels the same? Just because it "looks" annoying doesn't mean it is annoying, the guns feel like they have weight to them - especially the M308 and revolver.

[B1rday]

In response to the Community reference.

SIX SEASONS AND A FUCKING WATERPARK

[1minutetomidnight1]

If kiskae can't talk because he doesn't want to be identified, he should get a voice distorter so he can talk to you guys

[XavierBefree]

Is there an easier difficulty?

[Ejay669]

@XavierBefree There's Easy, Normal, Hard and Overkill - they're on Normal so yeah they could go down to Easy.

[EmoKillingClown]

I used to be a SWAT member like you, but then I took a bullet to the knee.

[SenorJay]

@EmoKillingClown NO. BAD!

[fw2k]

It gets allot more easy one you and your team knows the map and what to do, and unlocked some useful things and bonuses.

Like more damage with the weapon, and more weapons and such.

But one thing is knowing where and when to take hostages, not that hard to guess tho.

So having your peeps grind the easier ones would be a good idea. :)

And tell your team to hit F (shout) to mark the -special- cops, especially when tased, or there are smoke in the way.

Marks the specials with red outline i think.

[mga567]

My butt was so clenched, asscheek came out my mouth.

[6Shooter28]

@natlord Aww, how cute. You think you're special because you've seen Star Wars.

[coreyh02]

Struggling and failing is almost as interesting as succeeding.

[lmadia93]

Jesse shot cops like they were womp rats

[Blahjamjam]

Omzit is a beautiful singer:D

[MrDisgood]

are they bank robbers, or terminators?

[Hocotatium111]

@MrDisgood Bank robbing Terminators?

[SargentToughie]

Jesse, you turned off your targeting computer, is something wrong?

[vradarx]

Accuracy 13% Lol jesse <3

[Evision5]

I was yelling out loud, "Jesse RE-LOAD, dammit RELOAD!!"

[purpledood97]

RIP Porkins "The man who could hold it"

[KyoToombs]

Who doesnt like Porkins? The morbidly obese pilot

[kettenfett]

Jesse never reloads. not in crisis, deus ex or rage... he just doesn't reload at all :D

[tomato1121]

Don't worry Kiskae, you're not alone. I'm terrible at first person shooters. You should see me in Left 4 Dead, I get the lowest kills with NPC's. NPC'S!

[salidin54]

I got both those jokes and you take that back! Porkins is the most American character in all of Star Wars, closely followed by Jar Jar

[lux551]

lolz, lewis is advertising the server in the chat :P

[ArtravusTheDK]

I love you and your Star Wars jokes. I was Gold Leader.

[natlord]

1 of the few people that got the stay on target and Porkins refrences :D

[Kfarineau]

sphincter clench powers ACTIVATE!

[MrSpark343]

Bain is negotiating....John Bain. TOTALBISCUIT!!!!

[killercheese101]

When Jesse died on the bridge, it said that Bain was negotiating. BAIN. JOHN BAIN. TB. Jesse's fucked.

[aTF2player]

@killercheese101 wait, there was a time when jesse wasn't fucked?

[hilohit999]

HE SAID TO RAISE THE BALLON UGHHH

[DracoFreezeFlame]

AND THATS WHY ONE PERSON SHOULD HAVE A MEDIC BAG

[Buckles46]

10:12 I used to be a cop... then I took a bullet to the knee

[jamesyboy098]

Hhhuuuuuwwwwwwoooooorrrr

[nemesisnick66]

looks like you guys *puts on glasses* needed a hero YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

[vindurverndari]

@nemesisnick66 *rips off your glasses, throws them on the ground, and grinds them into dust with heel*

[nemesisnick66]

@vindurverndari lol u mad?

[Amainville93]

At 4:54, look at the guy in front of Jesse. In that lighting, it looks almost EXACTLY like Jack of Blades' mask from Fable!

[24lolmaster]

did anyone see the S.W.A.T. guy run straight pass jesse 20:07

[KingTitan746]

Is it weird that ever since i've played Saints Row: The Third, I absolutely love that song Omzit is singing? And that i've been playing it for three weeks straight?

[24lolmaster]

jesse pick up the presenttttttttt 18:21

[Appleater15]

Did we ever get the omzit Christmas album?

[death98796]

@Appleater15 NOW ON SALE FOR $14.99!

[nemesisnick66]

needs more singing :<

[RenschHuisman]

hmm, wondering, do YOU guys ever hear kiskae talk?

[Phelan666]

Shaboozey's full right now :(

[varmant1]

L2press reload button!!!

[TheCow1000]

I got it!!!!

Its good to know that there are people who still an quote star wars

[discodude48]

thanks jesse i've not shit for an entire day -_-

[FullMetalFangPSN]

It is one tough level and it just gets harder

[OdiousLupous]

This crew has more lead in them than a pencil.

[snappyguy928]

Fuck this level is hard D:

[oaolsen1]

jesse just went on about america and half the rpgmakers are europeans

[Elenrai]

@oaolsen1 Now, doing some basic math we know that half of the rpgmakers know that jesse is a idiot o3o

[SaruwatariMasahiro]

@oaolsen1

Europeans are americans 2 :D

[robertwilsong]

@SaruwatariMasahiro .....

[TheVideoMenace1]

@SaruwatariMasahiro ... That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

[curledp3n15]

well now i think they just lost all of thier asian viewers and subscribers :P

[TheDarksunRises]

I thought you had forgotten this

[Doublyrandom012]

New hope references!

[TheTraveler12]

a game with no grenades or flashbangs is a terrible game.

[Ejay669]

@TheTraveler1 A game with nades and flash bangs is an easy game. Stick to CoD kiddo, it's more your speed.

[TheTraveler12]

@Ejay669 i love getting called kiddo. been around since the originals. The medal of honor games also had grenades. PSone days. Absence of grenades( or any kind of thrown explosive) increases the difficulty artificially.

[Ejay669]

@TheTraveler12 Yes, exactly, it still increases the difficulty. It's not difficult to hit one button and AoE an area - that's why it's called "noob tubing" instead of "tactical epic skillshot tubing".

Though how else do you expect the difficulty to be increased other than "artificially"? All difficulty is "artificial"?

[TheTraveler12]

@Ejay669 Grenade Launcher.  Not the same as a grenade. Launcher explodes on contact. Greande requires properly cooking it and timing the throw. Big difference.

[Ejay669]

@TheTraveler12 Yet this is a co-op game we're talking about; it's not exactly like you'd need to hold it for long before throwing it at a group of cops... it would just make everything too easy.

The game is better (and harder) without them.

[F4ll3nCr3at10n]

I stopped watching after I heard Old Man Jenkins' American Idol audition tape.

[MovingTarget85]

This caused me literal, physical pain to watch.

[fig00r]

Well, omzit should be glad he didn't say anything about moccamen.

[mano1234321]

jesse... you really REALLY gotta learn to reload more often...

running out in a fight with 3bullets left is not so smart =P

[MattKitten]

lmao at the end: "8 downs."

"8 downs?"

"Yeah, jesse's down count"

"Jesus Christ..."

Ah, Thomas, how we love you.

[MrPwnwow]

im not sure if im cool being norwegian when i hear Omzit.

[Nick3889]

Anyone know why kiske never talks ?

[XlaintheUndead]

@Nick3889 He doesn't have a mic.

[MovingTarget85]

Porkins died for your sins.

[enisylo]

@MovingTarget85 "And lo, with the immortals words: "Having a little trouble here", Porkins died for your sins".

[MovingTarget85]

@enisylo His fat, sweaty blood is on your hands.

[Illyclone]

Red 5 is star wars....

[Crikenisawesome]

7:00 minutes in and two people are jailed xD

[rohirrim90]

Everyone seems to think that if SOPA passes through the House of Representatives its over and done with, wrong. It has to pass through the House and then it has to pass through the Senate with no changes, otherwise it is then sent back to the House and the process goes over again. Then if all of that happens there is the presidential veto which requires a 2/3rds majority in Congress to overrule it. We have much more time than people think, but it is still worrying that it is being considered.

[enisylo]

@rohirrim90 Okay, that makes me feel a lil better. Thanks man.

[GenericAmerican1]

Isn't red 5 Wedge?

[SkySangYoon]

is that thomas?



[owenlongman]

ALERGIC TO RELODING!!!!!

[owenlongman]

lol accidental typiing in chat

[soccrgrl25]

Instead of asking who made this map so hard, I would ask who taught you how to play FPS's... :P

[Mikeanglo]

Anyone notice the end of the domain name is FUAAAAAAAAAAA

?

[Kranoes]

Murphy's law it always follows Jesse around

[killingsdeath]

I used to be a Cop like you, then i took a bullet to the knee.

[AsisChronicles]

i understood the star wars joke :D

[skizle1337]

oooghhhh my butthole is so clenched with anger >.<

[fireblossom2]

if anyone wants to listen to the original song in the beginning the song is "I need a hero by Cher"

[BlackwingDrake]

@fireblossom2 It's by Bonnie Tyler.

[mattrip]

Why did they have to call the only fat guy Porkins?

[MisterCrim]

@mattrip Because Jabba was already taken

[ObsidianAngels]

so pretty much i like big harry men

[manoric82]

You had me at Butt Clenching!

[BesottedDebacle]

Oh I hear the shocker... Oh shit. THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[ObsidianAngels]

i like to shove my fist up my butt while sing yankey doodle dandy

[TheCaptainJade]

I'm not sorry to say that I'm one of the 5 who got your star wars jokes! =D

[ObsidianAngels]

ive had sexual relations with my grandpa

[SoulSalsaSoul]

I got all those jokes... Is that sad?

[Bladenavor]

Anyone else notice it said "Bain is negotiating"? Its funny because thats TBs last name XD. I got the joke :P Its from "Star Wars: A New Hope"

[DarkFidelity]

Jesse continually fails to grasp the concept of cover. XD

[royalsunce]

I got the star wars jokes =(

[Jimewok]

@sniffman1 will do

[OurTragicDemise]

LOL song from footloose

[francisfrankcollie]

Don't worry Jesse, I, gold leader, have your back on this run

[SkreevenTaricus]

OMZIT KNOWS THE WAY OF THE VOICE

[KFHuGsy]

The jokes from the original star wars btw, now called "Star Wars: A New Hope".

[Luwinkle]

Omzit played WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much Saints Row 3.

[sugarking12]

The whole time in thinking ur all fucked

[MrDiablo5222]

18:20 what do they say?

[Sabohaque]

Jesse you need to use cover.

[Amaury989]

I love as soon as this started i knew what video was being watched in the background

[TheSniperfied]

new title jesse is bad at payday: the heist

[nevyishere]

@TheSniperfied

thats exactly what i was thinkin lol

[torgr01]

new joke "I used to be in swat, then I got shot in the knee. Now I'm a detriot street cop."

[uglypugly2000]

From my observations, I have determined that Jesse would be awful at Battlefield 3.

[MrMRGamer1010]

I can see the headlines now: 4 santa clauses e vac a slow asian man by a balloon and retarded pilot. They all escaped:60073 cops dead

[MrDiablo5222]

get kiskae a damn mic!!!!!!