Great Moments in Presidential Speeches compilation

[JonasPlanck]

Cheez-its are AWESOME!

[Intraverseneptune]

I cant see him on telly without pissing myself laughing

[rosytaylor621]

The laughing was added at Bush because everyone is mostly serious around him.

[liloistitch1]

Thanks for coming.

[allstar00442288]

You want to know why bush is retarded? How about 1:55 ... before 9/11, there was another terrorist attack against the world trade centers lead by Ramzi Yousef. This was the first terror attack against the United States from the middle eastern terrorists, and Bush doesn't even know his fucking name? That attack led by Ramzi Yousef was what sparked terrorism against the US and led to 9/11, and Bush is standing there like an idiot saying "or whatever his name is", and you think bush isnt retarded?

[Sony18241]

i want someone to freaking make a video that shows the truth of how great a president bush was! but all anyone can do is critisize, how annoying!

[stonetheforbidden]

@Sony18241 I would LOVE for you to make a video like this. I would find it to be a challenge.

[Sony18241]

@stonetheforbidden oh, i have no doubt that would be. but are you referring to making one like this, or a video like what i was talking about before?

[rush4ever1]

@Sony18241 GOOD!?!?! are you INSANE??!?! he is a IDIOT!

[Jantv81]

@Sony18241 You think George Dubba Bush was a GREAT PRESIDENT??? I feel bad for you, obviously you don't know the truth of his administration. As a history/political science major in college, I have to say WOW!!! You need help, and I hope you get some.....THE UNITED STATES HAS NOT HAD A GREAT PRESIDENT SINCE BEFORE JOHN KENNEDY!!!!

[Sony18241]

@Jantv81 fine, then you run for president! I'm sure all the pressure of the world weighing down on you, would not make YOUR life and decission making ability difficult. Bush, like any other president, made mistakes. But not nearly as many as Obama! You think your way, and i'll think mine. Cool? Great!

[Jantv81]

@Sony18241 Are you freaking crazy? W. was one of our worst presidents. No one will subject themselves to say he was ever "great".

[leav1ng99]

Bush may have done some stupid stuff but he helped capture a dictator.

Get off his nuts

[stupidfreshdope]

@leav1ng99 he didn't have anything to do with capturing a dictator, it was the men and women who serve in the military who did all the work

[suddenlystupid]

I would rather have 10 George W. Bush's than one Obama. I would rather have someone real than Obama, I would rather have one tear from George Bush than a gallon of the phony crap Obama puts out.

[suddenlystupid]

I would rather have 10 George W. Bush's than one Obama. I would rather have someone real than Obama, I would rather have one tear from George Bush than a gllon of the phony crap Obama puts out.

[EJR914]

watch?v=cxxxGUeZtno Pure brilliance without a teleprompter.

[LiLAtTrActIOn13]

You don't need any one to tell you why they think he's stupid...just listen to him talk...he makes the case himself!

[hosenOne]

my goodness hes mentally retarded and all american fck faces who voted for this inbred fckhole, are totally fcked in the head ... im talking about huge chunks of common sense missing from their minds cuz how the fck do you vote for this dumass piece of shit TWICE!!!!!!! ..... i've seen trully mentaly retarded kids who can speak better than this guy lol jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez stupid america

[stonetheforbidden]

@hosenOne Y'know, I particularly love how you have absolutely no hint of constructive criticism in that entire statement, and yet you call everyone else stupid. Do us a favor, and tell us WHY you think Bush is mentally retarded.

[naevan1]

@stonetheforbidden Wow. You ask why Bush is retarded and inhuman,a politician and a greedy bastard?

YOU sir,have been brainwashed to no end. Go hail your hitler,retard.

[MattHughes2011]

@hosenOne OWNED bitch, you just got fuckin' owned by the guy who posted the video!

[Entriken133]

@hosenOne I see your country does not teach spelling. And btw swearing is a sign of stupidity. Because you dont have the intelligence to speak properly, you use swearing to fill in the gaps.

[devin6300]

obama is the worst of all he hasent done shit but spend spend spend

[migbee]

@devin6300 lol right, ok, george bush was way better. logic fail

[devin6300]

@migbee anyone is better then obama. what has you been positive for our Country?

[AdrenalineAddict610]

@devin6300 Bush was the one who drove the economy downhill in the first place. The crisis began in Sep 2008...2 months before Obama was even elected.

[carl478]

Typical American idiots!

[scottsvilleguy10]

@carl478, is that a Green Day song?

[carl478]

@scottsvilleguy10 YOUR MOMMA

[aweiss]

lol that is not fair what they do to bush there

[2000jaquan2000]

hard not to laugh....

[somewhatlongdong]

i miss these segments

[kives1985]

@somewhatlongdong

Well, you can always vote for Palin next election.

[bennyeliuth20]

"or whatever the guy's name was" hell yeah!!! thats how you do it

[SwordInThroat]

hey guys I just made a channel and I promised myself to make a name for myself so plz look at my channel!

[simplyhaydn]

@ 1:40 Was he drunk?

[raphaellago]

Can anyone tell me what is the name of the song in the beggining of the clip?

[lui2345]

true definition of a "redneck"

[lui2345]

he prolly hit sum lines of coca rite b4 that show HAHAHA george bush is a dumb fuck

[clayster03]

cheeze its are delicious!

[TheMh786]

these funny clips are not funny but depressing,just like the sewage system breaking down in a place and the stench and mess is anything but funny and these politicians and thier attitude make me sick because what kind of a world are we leaving behind,did we make our surroundings better or worse am i just a consumer or am i a thinker,am i going to wait for some one to tell us what is the right thing or should we use our own gray matter that is our best fuel reserve and using it makes it increase

[TheMh786]

greatness has nothing to do with money stature power or physical appearence but the ability of a human being to move hearts and minds and touch the core of humanity by his ability to understand.these factors are missing in almost all the elite except for very few and we as a people are so lazy that we only look at our own problems and not at the bigger picture

[RastafariPoet]

JFK was the last real president lol Notice how he was the last president to be assassinated? lol

[Sellot91]

@RastafariPoet Johnson? Reagan? Bush Sr.?

[RastafariPoet]

HAH

[wolfie83]

@RastafariPoet JFK was pathetic, thats why he was shot.

[Mewstor151]

@wolfie83

He was one of the most popular and revered Presidents in our history. He couldn't have been too pathetic.

[hosenOne]

@Mewstor151 um u fags made him that way retard -.- if u voted for him ur giving him popularity ... if u continue to praise him ur make him revered -.- retard .. fcks like u made ur country shit

[Mewstor151]

@hosenOne

Honestly grow the fuck up and learn to speak English. None of what you just said makes any sense at all other than the fact that you're lousy at making up pointless YouTube insults with what little of a life you have. JFK was shot because we made him that way -- WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? We made him shot? Tell me what you're picturing right now.

How does JFK getting shot make people like me ruin the country? Rather, how is that person not you, fucking teabag moron.

[JAXEVANS]

@wolfie83

lol You must support bush huh?

[connorqb17]

@wolfie83 You're a dick dude, Abraham Lincoln was shot as well, does that make him a bad president? No, people disagree with people, its just sometimes the people you disagree with take it to an extreame. So stop talking shit about JFK.

[shyama1]

What a disgrace.... I really can't believe he was the President of our country.

[xtc1skm]

twice.. aint that a bitch?

[stonetheforbidden]

Who the hell are you talking to?

[xNoMoreWarx]

seriously discuillo go to hell. great vid stone.

[RoscoMalosco]

"If it feels good, do it. If you've got a problem, blame somebody else."

I.......wow.

[Muslim4Life84]

ah yes good ol' bushy boy always good for a laugh. but president of a country? hmm...speechless.

[EminemFan202]

Nothing like watching Dubya make an ass outta himself

[chsguy98]

I'm sorry blooper speaches or not, last true american president, wait for obamas bloopers, but for now we have to enjoy why he so special!

[TheDestroyer1219]

its funny they should make one about oduffy now.... all he would say is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh

[METALHEAD4625]

everything is bigger in texas including stupidity and egos.

[jmartirossian]

What the hell!! I'm from Texas and that's an unnecessary accusation. Don' know where you're from, but egos must high there too. Also, he wasn't perfect, but NO president EVER is.

[tellytubies123]

0:43 He's coppin' a gobby beneath the camera frame!! Probably from Al Gore!!

[peacemonger1967]

if it feels good, do it!

[oxypixie]

0:55 AHAHAHAHAHA

[OEFarredondo]

1:54 ... HIGH priority

[oklahomagirl22]

I actually liked most of his ideas.. Im conservative myself but seriously..this is hilarious

[bkkings1212]

i cant believe it

twice???

come on

[Saabatron]

"Thanks for coming. Be seated. Thanks for coming.... Welcome to the white house.......... Thanks for coming?" lmao thats the best (the very last speech)

[S0uLPiece]

"It's not what your country can do for you, it's what your country can steal from other countrys" - Jon LaJoie, probably the best man in the world.

[DavidBIGdArruda]

Personally, I kinda like the thought of a leader you can make fun of on a regular basis, a good distraction from things like the New World Order maybe?

hmm...

Or even better, the deaths of Farrah Faucet, Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, and Dom Deluise within days of each other, while North Korea is threatening to launch missiles and the streets of Tehran are a bloodbath? Coincidence, I think not.

OK, so THAT theory is as far fetched as the thought of Satan becoming an altar boy. lol

[daRKiERAWR]

George W. Bush is so awesome

[o1Soulja]

Sucks to be president.

[guitarhero626]

no he is not a smart man.. exhibit A is what your watching... he is an idiot!

[todavi123j4]

how do u know dude?

[Kurtfr0]

Smarter then you, Chances of you putting together a team to get to be president is pretty much impossible.

[muhdtaufik33]

bush is suck...

[muhdtaufik33]

stupid damm bush......

[madmikeF]

Maybe he just played dumb.

I wonder what he is going to do now. Maybe he will become a stand up comedian or something.

[mstep3]

is george bush's iq known?

[fiver79]

yep..... its 121

[jazzhorne]

It's not a laugh track. This was taken from Letterman's show. It was a live audience.

[canfor5]

He looks like Tommy Smothers in that last bit!

[superpheonixfire]

wen he sed "ask not" i tho he said ass cock! lol

[RampinUp46]

The majority of these were on the last "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches".

[relientk74]

I'm gonna miss this...

[CircusofPython]

He meant that W. Bush was elected in 2000 and in 2004 (two times).

[blutobelushi]

1:20 is beyond funny

[buzzpal]

The laugh track ruins it.

[evilkk3029]

its not a track!!! its the late show audience

[demonwx10]

too bad there aint gona be more of these in his late shows now.

[dannyboyinxs]

lol i wonder how they're gonna do this with barack obama... unless they use his weekly youtube videos

[adriatic45]

He has an extraordinary talent in regards to making an ass of himself.

[gaaraman312]

I'm going to miss him..

Though I know he has a shot at becoming a comedian when he gets out of the White House.

XD

[backinblack212]

omg I luv george!!!

[KOKPictures]

JFK is amazing! I wish he was her today we need him! Obama rocks!

[hotshot2392]

oh geez the relative thing made me laugh my ass off

[darkneji7]

Cheez-its rule

[koolmoedee11]

omg, hilarious. i watch letterman each night in my bed (australian) at 11.15pm. the funniest one i've watched is the one how he's like "... I like playing golf"

[freenachos]

He. Is. Hilarious!

[masselass]

how did he ever get elected? TWICE?

[JimmyPage360]

I am so glad he got elected or else I would be bored.

[RomeoMD25]

i couldn't breathe when i saw this shit:)

[mitchqqqqqq]

bush is so dumb, i cant belive people would actually vote him in

[SoulSir]

Oh me, Oh my and Oh my god, I'm laughing my fucking ass off!!!

[troypoole1]

every time he stutters he should have someone on stand by to slap him in the back of his neck

[ajmrowland]

Well, then he'd be like "Wha....wha..did somebody just hit me in the...in the back of the thing?" lol

[stonetheforbidden]

Oh man that made me laugh. Maybe he'd even cry a little.

[kendrikMN]

The two starting no Bush speeches are in Cult of Personality

[philberz]

1:23 you can see the "damn i'm dumb" written all over his face

[MrPwnag3]

the fact that this idiot was able to become our president astounds me

[guitarhero626]

I cant stand Bush as a president, but damn it this is funny!

[bigim]

He always looks so scared and defensive when he speaks, like he's afraid someone's going to finally walk up and present him with irrefutable proof that he's not so bright. Like "so far so good, must get through my next sentence..."

It makes him a bit pissy, understandably.

He seems to think he's managed to barely deflect this so far, though I'm not sure why.

[moelovealgeria]

the dumbest fucker in the world..lol

[beecee176]

yes

[patriotsaddict]

bush sucks

[xxBriMarie2008xx]

its so funny how they show people like John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King(who have been go speakers since they were alive)have george dumbass here who can't even speak correctly.

[shachani515]

its FDR

[Oneeightseven325]

Yeah... That's sort of the whole point.

[sheryl1304]

Who in their right mind would vote for this guy?

LOL LOL

[camarodue]

if it feels good, do it.. classic

[Rayvyn007]

Bush must be doing this shit on purpose, nobody is that stupid.

[jensuetoyou]

I never voted for this NUT.

[Heracr055]

wow...what a contrast

[jazza699]

he's like the character "brick" steve carell plays in anchorman. a fuckin retard.

[Metalhead487]

i think he trys to be funny. i don't think he's retarded or anything...

[amillionminutes]

Of course not, he's a fucking genius.

[StrongHeartSoldier]

you know what i think? i think your wrong...

[seatowwwn206]

i think he's just retarded and tries to be funny

[SoulSir]

Yeah, I second your emotion and he tries to play it off and fool us but we can't get fool again lol!!

[philofspades]

His name isn't President George W. Bush, its Governor Bush as far as I'm concerned

[slicked25]

I bet the edit people at CNN will be glad he's gone because you don't see all this on the news networks. He talks normal. Strange.

[Xxmilkshake202xX]

sometimes i feel bad for him. i mean people tell him what to say you know that they have to be like what stupid things can we make him say today

[Stofferen]

Haha I will miss the funny speeches whan Obama takes over :D

[schrollG]

Obama take over?

[Zhiohe6d89cn]

"Moran -ization" of U.S. begins at the top..

He's funny, no doubt. =]

[KaTwItHkAtAnA]

9/10 times most any one couldnt end a speech better lol

[anniebee1]

so embarrassing but funny haha i will miss him....not. lol.

[toaadallo]

I must clarify: True, Bush did serve two terms as president, but he was never actually legitimately elected. The American people never chose him to be president.

[shevegen]

The worst president ever. He cant even speak!

[ericdrummer18]

Trust me theres been worse presidents i know its hard to believe

[nayhem]

Never noticed the empty chair in Kennedy's speech, until they started filling it in post.

And remember, half of you voted for this!

[LNao]

best comedian of all time

[mms069]

this was elected twice??

[mateo096]

If you think he's bad...you shoulda saw his competition!

[dacuverymuch]

8 years of this tool!!!! What a massive embarassment. bye bye jerkweed.

[beetheb]

Elected to TWO terms.

Wow.

[ethen24]

I think President Bush took the wrong career. He was better suited to be a comedian than a President...

[dcb0428]

lololololol

Although my favorite one wasn't in there, still awesome. 5/5

"Thanks for coming... (DuuuuuuurrrrR) Thanks for coming"

[65dragbug2180]

he is wasted at 1:24!! wtf? is he drunk, tripin balls?

[Poke504]

lol

[emeraldis]

OMG NOT CLOSED DUE TO POLITICAL BANTER

[stonetheforbidden]

lollolololololool

[jvberg37]

holy shit, what a retard

[13359449]

hes def the most entertaining president the yanks have had!!!...gonna miss the litte fella when hes out...

[hydropwnics420]

ha ha our president is a fucking moron, let's laugh about it..?

[hakkujin]

Maybe he's so incredibly intelligent, he is unable to effectively communicate with people that are limited by our (relative to him) very very low I.Q.s. The second theory is that he's just an idiot.

I'm going with the latter. I like his "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me again, I mean, you don't... err You don't or can't get fooled twice." -I'm paraphrasing.

[slicked25]

No, it's fool me can't get fooled again.

It's so funking funny I cry everytime.

[insenescence]

Of course it had to be introduced with people reading scripted speeches, and then followed with non-scripted replies. You can do this with any politician and get just as much humor out of it. The sad thing is the political intent of the creator of this garbage.

[PAULO1HNO]

kkkkkkkkkkkkk very good!

[Sophalicious90]

somethin tells me he wont b added to mount rushmore...

[stonetheforbidden]

This comment made me lol

[CTZippy]

...believe it or not, it was considered. Problem was, they couldn't find granite dense enough to do him justice.

[nejcdebevec]

hahaha, i loled at that too xDD

[nejcdebevec]

ahahaha xD  the best part is when he is trying to tell a story (something about his father)

i loled so much xDD

[kcaudill2112]

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!! You can't make this SHIT UP!!!!! Nuthn like the Dog waggn the Tail!?

[1337leo]

nice video

[flyhye]

lool!

what did he say?

"if it feels good do it, if you have problem doing somebody else"? lool

[emotionalnapsack]

tHIS VIDEO WAS SO HILARIOUS

[Young1978]

I read somewhere once that Bush had a minor accident whilst trying to land a fighter jet (he was a pilot) and ended up unconcious. A few hours later,he tried a second time and knocked himself out yet again. (and damaged the plane). His speech was never the same. Similar to a stroke victim.

[Twisly19]

i've been reading alot of comments and blogs about how much they hate the bush admin. but i've never seen enough action from them.

[cailinbrie93]

HA HES NOT ALLOWED TO BE THE PRESEDENT EVER AGAIN!!! THANK THE LORD...im australian but SERIOUSLY!! GEORGE BUSH!!! shame on you all...

[chronogrim]

george bush wasn't nearly as disrespected 4 years ago. Claiming it was framed by the electoral college is claiming your just plain retarded.

[TyTy7873]

OK i Know I'm gonna get thumbs down but the only reason that people hate him is because he isn't a democrat and He's screwed up some things. OK and the election in '08 is going to lead ppl to vote straight democratic. The people nowdays only care what party people come from, not what they stand for. Signed a Demo-Publican.

[scottnsuzs]

he can't even put an actual sentence together, yet he is still the president