Britney Spears - Toxic - Judgemental video version

[urosh1994]

I think that this part would better sound like this:

"On a motorbike

With Leather gloves

This black guy

He shaves his balls" - it's a ryhme :)

[mellmeyer]

this black guy .... he shaves his nuts .. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL­L

[hiiDAYNA]

hey hotlips, learn how to spell genius

[shakalivesincork]

theres a rule in the book you can blame it on your dick ....brill finish

[Mab13]

LOL-ed at the random "I'll scratch out your eyes" bit.

[hotlips4000backagain]

OMG, that was great! ;p

Love the line: "Pick up a Glass, Put it on a tray" Lol ;)

Just pure geneous, yet SO random! ;)

[LadyBloodLust15]

im a cocktease for u, grind my ass on ur feel stick..haha!! love it

-Dezz<3

[bloodsuckern]

hahahahaha

[mewcherrie1]

LOL i like the song but whta you changed it to omfg so true :) nice one

[TSBoncompte]

AWESOME!!

[Elon7890]

dislike button

[debo5446]

WORST literal video. EVER.

[Hidatamaru]

oh my god epic x'D

it's so awesome XDDDD

[MrTweeb]

it's not bad... not what i expected... in a good way. well done.

[kurukq]

quite good actually

[bedazzledcandybar]

So very true and funny, love this!

[bsilver887]

"but soon he's gonna fap"

[asphyxiationaddict]

I love this! THANK YOU!!

I hate britney's music and this made me ever so happy.

[240ups]

SKibnor GoGlip Nik! drollishniP Foru tallwhippy Sluuurmph! LOL!

[ShamonJuice]

SHE JUST WON'T DIE.

[PomerianPrincess79]

this was fucking awsome

[theomegachrist]

Wanted to hate this, but it had its moments.

[Lyca31]

Haha.. that's hilarious!!!

[lemoanddale]

I loved "This black guy, he shaves his nuts" lmao

make another one, i think cultural judging videos could catch on

[11detkim11]

lol cool XD

[joness105639]

leave brandthedog ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN!

[Android18uk]

I heard he's a cow.

[talulah3]

someone clearly doesnt like britney spears

[drgnballz]

Damn it, because of you I actually want to see a Literal Video Version of this song now..

Anywasy, this was prettyfunny. :)

[DarkDaniAngel]

THANK YOU for this video. It makes me feel A LOT better being on a video that TRULY says the story of the video and have SMART people commenting.

Britney Spears is a SLUT.

[creebeelou192]

ROFL ROFL

omfg:L XD

Hahahah 5/5 !!!

LOL xxx

[DavidCook541]

lol wow this vid is hilarious

[wertyuiowerty]

This black guy, he shaves his nuts. xD!!! Epic!

[karanikolakis]

i LOVED iT <3

[Clockwork2011]

Please find a girl to sing it

[Thealliancesbitch]

It;s better with a guy XD

[HappiestEmoYouKnow]

EPIC WIN!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[pirateboy16]

God I Hate Her.

[eugeniesmooh]

This is terrible. And the man voice is just silly.

[MoonlitUmbreon]

Wasn't terribly funny, but you do have a good voice.

[Whattheehell]

that's amazing.

[BiffFrog]

Great Love it :-)

Dance like at disney club brilliant

[Vicwow080]

Better version!!!

[Ninjerina]

the funny thing is, probably more gay guys bought the CD than straight ones. Whose she whoring herself out for? I guess the teenybopper girl fans, so they can know its okay to do whatever necessary for fame.

[nachoenbaires]

buuuuuuu!

and more buuuuuu!!!

[XPURPLElemonadex]

wicked lyrics! so funny :D

[sphinx200]

Dance like disneyclub HSYUIAHSUIHASIUHAISHUSHUAASIUH

[VibeyTheVibrator]

OMG, this was epic!

[nomadicsky]

I like your version better.

[bacci09]

judgmental doesn't have an 'e'

[chrissielovespie]

Finally, someone who can spell! =]

[Flamingos1313]

nope

[PineapplesEtc]

rofl :L

[fonduman213]

Lol, nice

[LilSoldier13369]

"this black guy, he shaves his nuts'" hehheh.

[madezmome25]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

[Heitschnel1939]

Haha, this is funny.

[Kabong30]

So it was funny to start and then you ran out of steam. A real shame, the beginning was great.

[meowwoof69]

this is so good

[OHBOYitsMegan]

it's good but you being judgemental kinda ruins it being literal.

[ClockworkMask]

The shaves his nuts made me laugh XD

[qinella]

walk down the "isle" eh

[ScruffThaOG]

ha this was good! the man voice surprised me at first, but as it transitioned outta "literal" it was awesome. good stuff

[NOOBwozuyniboT]

hahahahahaha AWESOME!!!!

[ChrisCross072]

shittie. fuckin sucks

[pianofreak14]

haha, this is so good :D

[mariambadawi]

this black guy...he shaves his nuts ♫

ahahahaha..absolutely brilliant!

[woneth]

average... it started out to be a literally a "literal version" of the song. Then it just went into more something else than a literal version...

[Icoelh]

"Too much CGI.. I wish she'd crash and say bye bye.. BUT SHE JUST WON'T DIE!!"

LOL

I nearly died LAUGHING.. Thanxs man! It was awesome!!

[JALEN0xCAPPUCCINO]

"But she just wont die!"

XDD

[MO4B]

pretty clever, very funny =D

[dogsbone07]

so freaking funny

[popular4life09]

LOL this video never gets old

[hollywoodsinc]

I luv how thers a guy singing

[Zachrook]

WOW! O.O people took a parody of a song and turned it into a disscussion of Gender representation! It was a joke, Ok? Very nice btw! :D

[BrandonVANQ]

haha brilliant

[vivianmari]

um. well i loved the start of the song, cracked me up at the "pick up a glass put it on a tray" part :P but then ..eeeh

Its not that i neccesarily agree with your statements, or disagree for that matter. But being told waht to think about something is annoying and not entertaining to me. Show not tell :)

[worldofkris]

wow..this is the first dusto mcneato "copier" that actually doesnt suck...good job! (although you should get a girl to sing girl songs :P )

[MshizzleM]

shes balt

[belkin15th]

at least shes hot

[rhuka03]

I agree that women shouldn't be using their bodies like that just to get attention. But if you're a girl, it's pretty fun. And you gotta admit, this song WAS catchy and she WAS damn hot. Haha. Good old days. Poor Brit.

[bikerboyus]

that was not funny, that was awful, you are just jealous your not that hot

[Lilylicious89]

who wouldnt be manipulated?? shes hott X]

judge me bitches.... =]]

[abbielolsokay]

okay =)

[anonymousstormchaser]

this black guy, he shaves his nuts. LMAO

[anonymousstormchaser]

iloled

[meself69]

Great! Well done and very, very funny. And, perhaps best of all, the vocals didn't make me cringe! YAY!

[Lightercutt]

Lol awesome

[Sinlexs]

nice work

[dragonice1000]

sounds exactly like her lol

[wallis3r3]

but soon hes gunna fap..

[2bobtart]

you are really clever. this is the best Literal Version I have seen. Oh yeah.

[whataboutredlorry]

ahhaah - nice work.

[CorniliousPantsoff]

2:29 you sound so hot when you say 'Oh yeah!'

[sharpshootertrigga]

i hate sluts

[nejiboo777]

This black guy....he shaves his nuts!!!!

[beaglehowl]

lighten up folks. great job. still love the song!

[cammyplayer]

Funny stuff.

Although I must say: I really like this music.

[Vpwtflol]

I laughed. A lot. 5 stars and favorited.

[erictheartman]

This was really funny and I don't see the point of people complaining. If they don't like it they shouldn't be watching. Keep it up! *5 stars

[ROSANNAisBEST]

i liked it.

[GAYGREATDAY]

I thought this showed no originality and was clearly an attack on someone you dont like. Pretty lame and really really not funny. Try harder next time.

[minerfreak88]

Sup chris crocker.

[pandanyc123]

ehh, this was good but saying "you feel sick" doesn't really make sense if you're saying she's hot

[OliverAB]

I dont think he is. What I'd assume he's saying is that she's a talentless bimbo who uses stupid sexuality to hawk her shit CD's to idiots who can't make decisions for themselves, and/or are 11 year old girls.

Neither of which is is a very chill thing to do.

I think the video was pretty funny, one of the better "Literal Video" things.

I dont wanna sound like a meany, but you people need to grow some fucking nuts and stop bitching.

[hodoboc]

Sure it does. One could be asexual, you know...

[pandanyc123]

Yes but if that were the situation why would he be saying she's hot?

[houghtos]

Yeah...the 'you just won't die' part negates the point of your video.

Boo!

[ButtonSkull]

Not particularly funny or clever - more a tatty, hectoring, and unconfidently performed howl of sexual frustration. So, not unlike the original, then.

[Dobbysock121]

shaves his nuts TO FUCKING HILARIOUS

[ninde15]

Ha. You call that cultural judging? I thought this would be interesting but as far I see you just really don't like britney. Like a part of society that you dislike is one persons fault. And sorry to say this I might not know everything of course about this, but you singing how she should die made me really sick, and I just feel sad about that part of modern society.

Just my opinion, interested if someone elses differs from mine.

[brandthedog]

Thanks for your calm and reasoned response, quite unusual on youtube, I must say. I agree that the lyrics aren't exactly an in depth analysis of her influence on modern culture, but it takes more skill than I have to put that into a song, especially someone elses song.

I wasn't really referring to her dying per se, and I have nothing against her personally, only a wish that her career would die and be replaced by something of more substance. So don't be more offended than you have to be.

[abiabiabi89]

Haha! I loved this. I loved all the literal bits and what you say about Britney is true. The video is just her getting undressed and trying and failing, to be sexy. Favourited this bad boy!

[Mesuminox]

Hey they got the voice right. :-)

[wiindgates]

Literal videos are like good... but you just commented on britney, so..... this sucked.

[Nikholester]

Shaves is nuts.....funny:)

[SANNEheartBRITNEY]

I guess you're just jealous 'cause britney's so awesome.

[drschizo]

Britney is a slut.

[SANNEheartBRITNEY]

hahahahahahahha your mother.

[Shadowsadist]

Funny? I would say. Judgmental? Certainly so.

And okay if you feel sick how is she manipulating you? Also manipulation is more underhanded/sneaky whereas she's being completely obvious... Yes, obnoxious but isn't the majority of music/videos we see out there... we don't have to listen to them and watch them, though...

[KahoriNeko]

i think that hes saying that the other people who buy her music are being manipulated , or the men that shes teasing are, like how at the end she ends up poisoning the man. shes tricking them by using sex appeal . and you're right that a majority of the female singers have videos like this,they feel that the need to use their bodies to get attention because sometimes their music just isn't good.

[Shadowsadist]

Quite a topic. Suffice to say men get more attention - look at how much love is lavished on them by the fangirls or admiration is given by hardcore male fans. Guys often don't go crazy over girls like that.

In media females are often accepted once they become ideal sex objects and spit upon as soon as they step out of line, accidental or not. That's what 'Fat Actress' was about.

Point is, take responsibility for who we go after. Don't be a victim who has no control over themselves.

[membersofsaw]

this black guy, he shaved his nuts :L

[blondycandy]

awesome dude!

[M155Grey]

lold again!

literal videos ftw!

[SANNEheartBRITNEY]

fuck you loser

[EvelynDungeon]

Hold your horses!

[sinner6666666]

you suck this is shit :-/

[SkibaFelix]

THIS VOICE SUCKS

[Nayru100]

R.I.P.

[xShooterman007x]

"This black guy. He shaves his nuts."

LMFAO! this is great.

[RadicalChel]

"If you don't buy my records than you're such a douche" hahahah that was my favorite part. lol

[thingamabob2500]

Wow. A lot of dispute in these comments here.

I just liked the video. That's all I really have to say.

[hrryzdlr]

lol

i love that song

the synth plus your vocals

sound a bit like

hot chip

lol

[buzianyadatutube]

The funny thing that the ryhme of the song is so plain and simple you could sing anythying under it and it would sound good (with the song). Well done :D

[bosspersonfighter]

Really, the only parts I thought were funny were the black guy, the lasers, and the final lines on the plane.The rest is just kind of a tedious wait for something very humorous to come up.Overall, you seemed to put moderate effort into this video and made it a better song than the original by Britney Spears.Man, was she a slut or was she a slut? :P

[HTC182]

could've been better yet it was still about a million times better then the original.

[breathingair]

Awesome.

[tcftsist]

and of course that has nothing to do with the video, i'm talking about the MUSIC brandthedog, clearly a subject you know nish all about ;o)

[brandthedog]

Young man, hold your horses before you go making assumptions. I didn't corrupt the original record out of spite, I chose it because; well, I chose it because it was only of the only songs I could find the original backing track to with no vocals.

I'm not sure I agree it's one of the greatest pop records ever, unless you're compiling a top 100 or more. The 70s have most of that list wrapped up.

And as for calling me a student, that's libel and you'll be hearing from my legal team.

[tcftsist]

ha ha! i love that. sometimes the reasons are not the real reasons. Still, i think you've taken the piss out of the wrong rekkid - sure, the video is one of the most manipulative we've seen, but the song is still stunning, and whilst lacking almost zero emotional content, the writing and production are stellar.

[tcftsist]

the trouble with the "comedy" here is that it relies on the viewer agreeing with the "fact" that 'Toxic is anything other than one of the all-time greatest pop records ever.

Bloody students

[prettykitty54321]

omg that sucked so bad

[germanga89]

not so funny, not so clever

[FCUBlade]

its frking briliant

[kissario13]

Very funny

[teom78]

Not really literal version...

[brandthedog]

Read the title of the video. It's not a literal version.

[LucasCAPS]

Great lyrics, but it should be a female singer. I 5'd.

[josschair]

the most best part out of the whole thing was the very start wen a bloke started to sing it wen its a girl singer

[ninastargirl]

um, "this song is lame and she is a #($*) tease" is SO not "cultural judging," um hello go to school and get some subtlety.

[BrazilCrew]

I FUCKIN HATE HER

[brandonhud60]

this was rubbish tbh :l

[malissasweety]

need a woman to sing this

[hassmann2000]

not as funny as the rick roll one, but still good.

[thecharlotte101]

Yawn.

[xthumbelinax]

I LOVE IT!

[RobertGary1]

That doesn't sound anything like Britney Spears. The point of these literal videos is suppose to be that they sound like the original with literal lyrics. This is just some dude talking over a video.

[wickedkitty333]

Thats why it's judgemental version, not literal xD

I think it's funny and he gave it what he's got.. he doesn't have a girl voice. Oh well!

[tommyaceshow]

meh, it gets a bit tiresome around the middle to end, state the obvious you know... but yeah.. i give it 3 star for effort, text and because i watched the whole thing

[TenStyle]

You know this actually is the best Britney Song ever, right?

But I do kinda like this, though.

[DusteDdekay]

Well, it'd be cooler with a female voice, but this is still better than the original :P

[Corbon440]

Singer sounds like he's sucking a cock.

[Feebslovesyou]

Well I suppose thats one way of saying it.. hahah

[sistamary2k6]

sorry but this is utterly shite

[KaWeat]

hilarious lol

[gracenj17]

haha this is great!

[TorchwoodUK]

I like it, no offensive to you but I would not mind hearing it with a female vocal

[Yetused]

Wow, this is REALLY good.

Applause to you, Sir.

[nessbombzsaigiD]

dis guys black he shaves his nuts LMFAO

[wolfpupp]

That was TOO funny!!! xD 5/5 all the way!!!

[lidia149]

you sucked

[AnneARcTiCa]

I don't give a fuck what the rest of you retards say - this is funny!

Let's see you asswipes make a better one, eh?

[robotkitsch2]

This could be a lot more funny than it is... it's a shame.

[jonasbrothers2606]

dude this totally sucks