Jimmy Dean 12 oz. - The People Have Spoken

[srs7593]

:')

[MitchBarnes2010]

my store has no jimmy dean but DAM that looks good ^_^

[FelchBelcher]

8 consumer geekaroids got their pussy asses kicked, godammit!

[antipryzm]

that 4 extra ounces makes a big difference to the fat folks

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

LOL THE PLUMP SCOTCH GIRL REFERENCE FROM THE COMPLAINT CALL XDXD!!

[markrista]

Yeah! JimmyDean! U did it!!

[willyham72]

is she scots for real

[attosa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[rejectofsoul24]

my plump scotch girl? lol

[jcrist]

Randy got them to fire the consumer geekaroid.

[piketyl000]

do they not make the 12oz anymore? i havent boughten jimmy dean in a wile because i have been making my own for the last few years but im gonna be pissed if the next time i go to buy a small package of sausage for my self and i have to make up a huge fucking thing of sausage just for my self

[coffeescup]

yur sausage es vurry deLIcious

[dragongoff]

Jimmy Dean RIP..

[imthatguyyy]

I MONNA EAT GODDAMNIT

[justonefyx]

I think the real Randy Taylor is white.

[Zwei4815]

Everything's bigger in Texas, especially the people.

[Dale4ever3]

"No more pussy 12 oz roll" lmao!

[RajaofNYandPGH]

Fucking hilarious. Good vid man. 

[mhirtes12]

Plump Dutch girls rejoice!

[ruggbutt]

That's one pound, bitches.

[Mark5610]

Yummy

[TwoEyeCyclops]

LoL. Leave me alone you crazy religious weirdo. Keep your Jesus propaganda to yourself.

[stevenscottoddballz]

Have you checked out Jimy Dean's Web-Site? It's really cool, PLUS, they have a LOT of LINKS! {Get it?!? "Links"?!?}

[tinghaling]

hahaha.......blagger! : )

[marsJOHNYmars]

wanna eat dimmet save money wanna eat

[godscuttingyoudown]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!

[DJEDI296]

i think it's plump, STOCKY girl. hahaha.

[SMITHFTPOLK]

FATTTTTT...SMH

[Beanmaster73]

are all those people really missing one ounce a piece of sausage?

[davesecx]

Is 4 ounces of less sausage REALLY that terrible? I mean, ever think of eating oatmeal instead or something?

[Bugzelot]

Dave, Oatmeal is worse. Trust me. Fat isn't as bad as most think.

[MissGreenDay7]

Isn't Randy Taylor the name of the kid from Home Improvement?

[stevenscottoddballz]

@MissGreenDay7

Yes, it is.

[doyouseereflection]

@MissGreenDay7 my thoughs exactly

[Kymiaye]

i dont understand it's only a 4oz difference

[FelchBelcher]

12oz roll for the same price as a 1lb roll is a 25% price increase......think about it.

[TheXLCHKid]

@FelchBelcher I did think about it, and it is even worse than 25%. Actually it is a 33 1/3% increase,

or a 1/3rd price increase. Check it out.

[FelchBelcher]

@TheXLCHKid I was wondering how long it would take someone to get that - about a year....;P

[TheXLCHKid]

@FelchBelcher Are you saying you erred deliberately? I would never have come across this site but

an old fella at a senior cooling center came up with a couple lines from the Big John lyrics and wondered

who the artist was. I knew his guesses were wrong, but didn't recall it was Dean until on my way home. I

like to read the comments almost as much as the content. but something seemed wrong here. Maybe my

76 year old brain hasn't quit yet! The "Kid" part of the handle is a joke.

[masaru8622]

Too bad it never went away, we have always had it in Michigan.

[mahammadabba]

Too late, Randy Taylor died of starvation. His widow sued Jimmy Dean sausage and they settled for an undisclosed amount. Rumor has it she used the money to pay off the truck.

[TonyBeazley]

John Holmes would be proud......lol

[ddrfrk]

.....Randy Taylor XD

[MegaAnime11]

"and plump scotch girl thanks you --- hey!" that was funny

[grayraider06]

yeee ha!

[jamesabruzzi]

Funny stuff!

[TwoEyeCyclops]

My wife and I were in the store... As I reached for my 16 ounce roll I uttered "God damn 16 ounce roll'a'sausage. " The dude behind me cracked up laughing... Thank you Randy Taylor.

[stevenscottoddballz]

@TwoEyeCyclops

PLEASE don't use my Lord's name in vain! PLEASE read Exodus 20:7

[TwoEyeCyclops]

@stevenscottoddballz you're joking, right?

[stevenscottoddballz]

@TwoEyeCyclops

No, I'm NOT. Taking the name of the Lord in vain is a VERY serious matter..

[atakdoug]

@stevenscottoddballz

You and the Internet don't get along very well, do you?

[stevenscottoddballz]

@atakdoug

WE get along JUST fine! It's the foul-mouthed people with whom We have a problem.

[FelchBelcher]

@TwoEyeCyclops Did you look at the guy in the grocery store and say, "Fuck, I wanna eat, goddammit."

[tangwich1]

Randy Taylor did it!

[blubylly]

That pussy 12 oz roll was made with real swine pussy lips, swine pussy slime and swine pussy clits..yum! And its queefed out by the pig it's self once it's suffered it's swine female genital mutilation!!!

[FetusAndOnions]

you're funny. we should have sexual intercourse.

[BelgianGeneral]

America.

Enjoy your stay.

[Dunkelheit420]

Absolutely brilliant! No! We just can't deal with no little o' pussy 12 oz. roll of sausage! I wanna eat, goddamnit!

But I must confess, I cooked up a 16 oz. of maple sausage by Jimmy Dean and it was delicious! And yes, I do live up north! XD

[BlindJester]

Hahahah, well responded!

[BigBlack81]

LMAO. Brilliance. Never ceases to make me laugh.

[JakensteinSEX]

hahaha hell yeah.

[unkanon]

As for your maple and sage, Jimmy Dean is meant to be eaten by Southerners with their fried eggs and T- bone steaks. I am not from the North, I am a Texas man. Now goddammit my plump Scotch gal and I are gonna eat.

[mstep3]

did they stop making the pussy 12oz roll?

[sickiedickie1280]

Jimmy Dean is boss ass sausage

[marien60]

hey lol

[k9feces]

Just bought some today, very tasty. Fuck I wanna eat dammit.

[Dunkelheit420]

Which Jimmy Dean sausage did you get? The maple one is my favorite!

[k9feces]

16 oz regular, I don't need no queer flavored bullshit.

[Dunkelheit420]

So do you consider the Hot flavor "queer-flavored" bullshit? LMFAO!

[IM1deadMONEY]

I agree with him, so does the hot flavor make your vagina sweaty?

[Brian79camino]

lmao, that was good

[LilBlkAznBeauty]

Lmao

[philpantera3]

There is a god! 16oz.

[KAYLASHAYprodutions]

WTF !?

[csfreak5]

Life Fail.

[timm9]

This proves call in when business try to cut back and keep the price the same.

[Devlishtexan]

Plump lil Scotch girl is happy as a clam now.

[PrincessKittenz]

I hope that plumpness goes straight to her vulva. I love a plump vulva- yum

[slurp812]

I wonder what she uses sausage for????

[cday131]

RAANNNDDYYY FUCK WE GONNA EAT NOW!

[Rustihkov]

Fuck Yeah!!!

[abergethirty]

They never stopped making 16 ounce sausages.

[seka1986]

16 ounces

[plateofshrimp]

Fuck Yeah. I'monna eat god damnit.

[s14sr]

Texas is the fattest state in the USA. I see why now.

[seka1986]

WHY?

[mistaclipse]

No its Mississippi

[dmpdesign]

its a shame the real randy taylor doesnt post a response.

[leonakita]

@dmpdesign Randy Taylor died from a massive heartattack a few years back , he couldn't reply

[Eskara0]

@leonakita

Is this a joke or are you serious? If your serious I need a link to this information.

[colliedogjoy]

Cool as...

[cagwa]

Randy Taylor for President!

[blackrainuponus]

Because if the last 8 years have taught us anything, it's that a moronic Texan as the President is the best thing for this country.

[Lance1601]

win

[theghostatthebanquet]

ROFLMAO! Randy Taylor had us looking for 16 oz too!

HILARIOUS!

[rdelux]

Way to go Jimmy Dean! You listened to your customers and they are repaying you with undying devotion.

Undying - until they all keel over from high cholesterol, obesity, and diabetes, that is.....

[glmalvar]

SWEET!!!! WAAHAHAHAH

[BigBlack81]

Nice! The girl saying "hey!" in the background sells this clip. 4 stars.