@AtheistinFundyLand While I cannot speak for Mr. Deity, it is my understanding that He has intentially put some contradictions into the series to be consistent with the Bible (and religious beliefs in general).
Here's another annoying message with a suggestion even though you've done a spectacular job already: depending on which way you wanted to go, Mr. Deity is confronted by (or hears about) two smartass atheists, one declaring the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the other declaring the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I can see a little Hinduism thrown in for good measure.
Anyone so easily deceived by this junk...so much so that you make a donation...you are a perfect example of the spiritually ignorant following the mystery religion of the last days. Modern Christianity is that mystery religion and is so far removed from the truth taught in the Scriptures, and is so widely accepted by a mostly scirpturally illiterate population. Only a very few actually stand in the gap for the lost sheep today. Yahweh and His only begotten son Yahshua be praised for the truth.
@hairmagic I love it when a person believing in a book which thinks the Universe was created in six days, that the moon is a source of light, or that the Earth is the center of the universe calls others ignorant. Then, you praise a being who allows no freedom of thought or dissent and sends people to be tortured eternally for having a different opinion or merely not believing a story? Really? This is enlightenment? I think not!
@misterdeity Correctly translated 6 days should have been six ages. The moon is a reflector, not a light. In Gen 1:16 three words were added by the translators, "he made' and the word "also." Read it again and leave off the words man added. The stars are the second light that rules the night. Yahweh does allow freedom of thought. The modern teaching about eternal hell fire punishment is not from Yahweh, but a false teaching of man. Modern Christianity = ignorance. I am not from among them. Seek
@hairmagic And I guess "correctly translated" Yahweh didn't order genocide, the murder of non-virgins, homosexuals, adulterers, sabbath-breakers, disobedient children, etc... Oh, and "correctly translated" death didn't come about only 6,000 years ago either -- as the Bible says.
Freedom of thought? If you believe in another god, you're to be put to death. That's not freedom of thought. That's tyranny of the worst kind.
And you think my supporters are easily deceived? Puh-leez!
@misterdeity The things you mentioned are correctly translated. They are the penalty for breaking Yahweh's laws. Yahweh is the Creator of you, me, and everything else in existence. As the Creator he has the right to make the rules for His creation. You can choose to disregard those rules, but in doing so,there will be consequences to pay for breaking them. You have become your own god in your heart and mind. You are the created, not the Creator. The Creator always wins. I'm good with that.
@hairmagic Then let the Creator do his own dirty work and kill the Adulterers, Homosexuals, Non-Virgin girls, etc... on His own instead of telling people to do it. If he's so great, He can do it himself.
And where did you get this crazy notion that these things are mistranslated. Again, worked with a Hebrew scholar who has spent his life going verse by verse through the Hebrew Bible.
Are you also good with killing Homosexuals? Adulterers? Non-virgin girls? Sabbath breakers?
@misterdeity Actually, He's wiped out great numbers of them on His own on many occasions. As for the mistranslations. I have personally studied photographic copies of the original scrolls. I have worked closely with experts in the archaic Hebrew/Chaldee languages, who work as translators of the Dead Sea Scrolls. To answer your question...I obey the laws of the land, as long as they don't contradict the laws of Yahweh. If this nation turned back to His Laws, then yes, I would support it fully.
@hairmagic so you are actually going to take a gun and go and kill some homosexuals, adulterers and Non-virgin girls, tommorow, even thought your country says not to?
@allblue88 I already answered your question before you ever asked it. I said that I obey the laws of the land, as long as they don't force me to violate Yahweh's Laws. I am not the judge. That job belongs to the Creator alone.
So... God commanded moses to kill the medianites and to rape their virgin children. It's Yabhweh's law. I expect you to rape virgin canadian children to obey Yahweh's law since it conflicts with the laws of th eland.
@misterdeity Heyyy c'mon. Don't worry about that guy/gal. He/she is just venting. I LOOOVE these episodes Y'all have going here. Got my sides splitting!!
Weird.. it's hard to tell if the satire in these videos are making fun of the actual beliefs of Christianity or just simply poking fun at certain fundamentalist Christian Beliefs. This makes it ever harder to tell if the actors and actresses are believers or non-believers. When i first started watching these vids i assumed that it was satire done by witty non-believers, but Lucy at the end confess to being a Christian??
So my question is, are these people actually Believers or not????
@Wittgensteinism And the answer is... I (Mr. D) am an anti-religionist. Definitions get difficult philosophically. I don't know that there is no God, but am unmoved by the evidence and almost certain that the Judeo/Christian God does not exist (based on the evidence available to me). Jimbo and Sean are somewhere along the continuum of belief as is Amy. But Amy pulls further towards belief than any of us. Does that answer the questions? If not, let me know and I'll try harder next time.
@misterdeity Wow.. am i actually talking to the Big Guy Upstairs Himself?
That's insanely awesome i have to say.
I never thought my prayercomments would actually be answered!
And yes, that does answer my question. Of course nobody "knows" whether God exists or not; all anyone can say is what they believe. And even here (which i'm glad you did) one must define what the word God means in the context of the belief.
You should make Mr. Deity a bit more a solipsist, that would be funny (for me)
@Wittgensteinism Yes, and also, once one goes down the road of supernaturalism, one has no means or methodology for determining the value or veracity of one supernatural claim over any other. Since we have no direct experience with the supernatural, and no way to test any person's claimed experience with the supernatural, we can do nothing more than shrug and either choose to believe it or not, based on nothing more than one's feeling about the claim and/or claimant. What is the value of this?
@misterdeity I agree with your comments, hence why there is such a thing as the Flying Spaghetti Monster; to illustrate that if you grant one, you have just as much justification for granting any other
But then you ask the value of this type of belief or methodology of belief, as if to suggest that it has or could have none
And of course, your statements actually answer this question quite well; we choose to believe or not based on nothing more than one's own emotional appeal
It is my pet peeve when people say "Happy holiday and happy new year". If you're just going to say some generic "happy holiday" in place of Christmas, why then say "Happy new year"??? What about people who don't celebrate new year? You might as well just say "happy whatever" every day of the year.
@ThatMonsterMan Of course they can, but the notion that the reindeer were gay was to do with the less than manly names and the implication that they were gay males. The reindeer being females makes that idea baseless.
-- but then we are talking about fictional animals.
@frustratedoperator not during december. if the existed and had antlers during december, they'd be females since females still have their antlers at that time.
I am lost on this. Reindeer's aren't fictional animals. They are more commonly known as caribou in north america. It's scientific name is Rangifer tarandus.
Lucy is such a megababe! You seriously scored. Keep up the good work. You are by far the most talented comedic writer/director/actor on YouTube. This show deserves syndication. It should be the next Seinfeld!
Thanks. It was a joke though. I have an extensive background in Judaism and used to work with and for one of the most well-known Jewish theologians/thinkers. I just think people who mispronounce things and then act like they know what they're doing is funny as hell. And I've met so many of them in real life.
If he comes upon you to kill you like he did with Moses, just have your wife circumcize your son with a sharp rock, then have her throw the foreskin at your feet. That worked for Moses, it calmed mrdeity right down. Just make sure to use a rock, not one of those stone knives. That's the kind of oversight that'll make you have to do it twice.
At the end, Mr. Deity tells Lucy that she should start reading some non-fiction. I wonder if this is any reference to what she was reading in the begining of the sketch.
I always thought "Chanuka" was pronounced like Lucy did. At least that's how they pronounce it in South Park. And hebrew is full of that "ch" (as of Lucy's pronounciation).
(And I don't care if it's Lucy or Luci...)
Oh and a nice episode! And I hope you had a merry christmas and a happy new year!
Right back atcha! We've been watching you with hidden cameras, and that thing you do in the shower with the conditioner and the handle of the back scrubber is freakin' hysterical. You might want to have that mole checked though. Happy New Year!
Yes it does. It will one day be part of an album of Music from Mr. Deity and Words. Go to our website and contact me directly through that link if you want something longer for a ringtone.
Thanks, I'll be sure to do that soon. While I have your attention, I just wanted to say I admire greatly Mr.Deity and the Magic (both parts) so much because it describes EXACTLY what it's like to talk religion to a believer. I swear it was like watching my uncle and I go at it. I'm not sure if you'd call it subtle, but the message is right on the money. Kudos to you, sir!
Unfortunately, I am very infrequently subtle. Subtlety requires an intelligence of which I fall somewhat short. But in all fairness, I was dropped on my head as a child (then later, as an adult).
Hey, guys, I love you, too. Show is just as awesome as it's ever been. "Matthew, John, Paul and Ringo," Hysterical! Merry Christmas to you too, Amy and Brian, and Happy New Year.
Another great example of saying one thing while getting the exact opposite message across! (2 examples, actually)
1st part's a tad long, though. Towards the end I was feeling a bit "OK already".
Rony
P.S. "Hannuka" is closer to the Hebrew name than "Chanuka" with 'ch' as in "cheese". The first syllable is a guttural "Chah", so if you're not comfortable with that, stick with "Hannuka".
I've never been able to pick out guys who are attractive to women, so I don't know, but she is gorgeous. Many congratulations to Mr Deity, you lucky man.
Another very funny episode Brian, I am happy to see you did a Xmas skit.
My only request is to slip in some more innuendos and visual jokes, like the banana from "Mister Diety and the Science Advisor", those things always add a special touch!
Lucy's facial expressions were priceless, however. All together very excellent!
I love Lucy! Thanks for bringing her back again in this very funny script- though I think she deserves more lines and to say even more than she did, esp about NORAD playing along with a fun game and all. :) GO LUCY! And I hope to see even more of you, with more lines. Happy holidays to all who perform Mr. Deity.
Most of the time, it's me doing Amy a favor. She's extremely busy and doesn't really have the time for this at all --- just doing the show is a favor to all of us. So, I usually try to keep things light for her. Also, she's such a great reactor -- and so gorgeous -- her little looks tells us everything we need to know about what's going on in that head o' hers.
El replied to me! lol You're not Lucy, but just as good. (just teasing, for I do appreciate reading a response from one of the creators of Mr. Deity.
Yes, her face does say a lot, but somehow I can relate to her, esp as a thinking woman. It's like she says and thinks, esp with her facial reaction, much like I do. She's great and I hope you let her know that she has at least one fan out here in Mr. Deity viewer land, even if she doesn't have enough time to be in more shows. :) Thanks.
"Write in, Jews."
Amy just about explodes. XD
MisterTTG 3 days ago in playlist Mr. Deity Season Three
government bodies don't lie haha
Bardslain 5 days ago
this made melaugh my ass off!
gphhawkins 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from misterdeity
bloody gloves haha.. wait what!?
leonlime 4 weeks ago in playlist Mr. Deity Season Three
"I don't think anything!... I don't have to think." Brilliant!
ubrek 2 months ago
Poor Deity.....He's gonna be so disappointed when his parents tell him the truth.....
TheShortGirl666 2 months ago
you guys know his comparing jesus and santa LOL love it Luci´s reading
darwings universe
snipper9617 2 months ago in playlist Mr Deity Season 2
@snipper9617 *Darwin's
She was reading Dawkins' The God Delusion in another episode.
frightenedsoul 1 month ago
u got trouble.....I LOVE LUCY
Davesn2u 3 months ago
Send me to hell. Luci is hot.
clipsryan 4 months ago
But God isn't gay.
stuntdouble777 5 months ago
@stuntdouble777 he did create the rainbow as a sign of his 'love for man'
viridismonasteriense 4 months ago
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Mr. D. If that is what you have to live with, you have no sympathy from me.
MrFungus420 5 months ago
Great video! I love the chemistry between Mr D and Lucy!
templarart 7 months ago
Kudos for using the word "Confabulation" in a sentence.
arbitterm 7 months ago
we love you too
popceed 8 months ago
"I don't have to think"
Discern4 10 months ago
You're totally channeling Steve Carrel on this one >.<
mbturner625 10 months ago
lol mixed up rudolph with judas
deathman1021 10 months ago
Hey, that "Jump in, jump out" idea is great, I think I'll start doing that.
Quartrez 11 months ago
My God, Lucy is such a beautiful woman!
jonnyqh 11 months ago
So a German name makes one a Nazi, eh? Isn't he a generalizing bastard... ;)
ronnystoehr 11 months ago
She's reading Darwin's Universe. Awesome.
coldpawofthefurs 1 year ago
15 people don't like Santa...
Unicron4ever 1 year ago
"i dont think anything, ur not listening to me!" XD
dandil 1 year ago
So...Zeus and Allah and Death and Herpes (the god of regret), as mentioned in the show, are NOT magical beings? Please enlighten me.
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
@AtheistinFundyLand While I cannot speak for Mr. Deity, it is my understanding that He has intentially put some contradictions into the series to be consistent with the Bible (and religious beliefs in general).
AtheisticLiberator 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!! This episode was hilarious!!!
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mandakiniization 1 year ago
Here's another annoying message with a suggestion even though you've done a spectacular job already: depending on which way you wanted to go, Mr. Deity is confronted by (or hears about) two smartass atheists, one declaring the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the other declaring the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I can see a little Hinduism thrown in for good measure.
Love your videos. Keep up the good work, please.
k7leetha 1 year ago
i love the billy graham ad iam seeing . lolol
pbhs07 1 year ago
Mr. Deity is a lot like Michael Scott.
RedOrangeSystem 1 year ago
Mr. deity made me facepalm the entire video
gphhawkins 1 year ago
that's quite a shirt there Mr Deity
stiimuli 1 year ago
so is Lucy a christian?
ninongosprey 1 year ago
@ninongosprey Nope. Lucy is Lucifer... There's a funny Mr. Deity video where she hires an interior designer to create hell...
LewDaCrys 1 year ago
@ninongosprey yes.
Azurerosa 11 months ago
I love Lucy.
StevoDog21 1 year ago
@StevoDog21 Me too.
misterdeity 1 year ago
I love Amy and her character Lucky, hope she comes back :D
DeLaCreux 1 year ago
@DeLaCreux 'lucy'
natuankur 1 year ago
lol those are some pretty gheyish names
ryanb9 1 year ago
If this was real then i would be a devil worshiper.
LordOfTheObvious 1 year ago
@LordOfTheObvious It's real dude, you just watched it.
jackhuskey 1 year ago
@jackhuskey Well ... they have pics. So i guess it's time for me to start worshiping her. (^_^)
LordOfTheObvious 1 year ago
@LordOfTheObvious Oh, the worshiping I would do at that temple. Rawr.
jackhuskey 1 year ago
@jackhuskey (O_O) Would Lucy take over if she had more worshipers?
Or would Deity just get very very sad ... i hope it would be both.
LordOfTheObvious 1 year ago
Got to love it.
thedeadcatinthebox 1 year ago
hahahahahahaah first she's reading "The God Delusion" then she's reading "Darwin's Universe"
Yep, Lucifer has my vote over "Mr. Deity" hahaha :P
AstriaICOW 1 year ago
She's a beautiful women. ^_^
KagekiyoTaira 1 year ago
I love your stuff so much.
PixelSlayer247 1 year ago
I thought Mr. Deity used to hang out with Zeus. Has he forgotten all about that, eh?
nothingnesswithouten 1 year ago
Anyone so easily deceived by this junk...so much so that you make a donation...you are a perfect example of the spiritually ignorant following the mystery religion of the last days. Modern Christianity is that mystery religion and is so far removed from the truth taught in the Scriptures, and is so widely accepted by a mostly scirpturally illiterate population. Only a very few actually stand in the gap for the lost sheep today. Yahweh and His only begotten son Yahshua be praised for the truth.
hairmagic 1 year ago
@hairmagic I love it when a person believing in a book which thinks the Universe was created in six days, that the moon is a source of light, or that the Earth is the center of the universe calls others ignorant. Then, you praise a being who allows no freedom of thought or dissent and sends people to be tortured eternally for having a different opinion or merely not believing a story? Really? This is enlightenment? I think not!
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Correctly translated 6 days should have been six ages. The moon is a reflector, not a light. In Gen 1:16 three words were added by the translators, "he made' and the word "also." Read it again and leave off the words man added. The stars are the second light that rules the night. Yahweh does allow freedom of thought. The modern teaching about eternal hell fire punishment is not from Yahweh, but a false teaching of man. Modern Christianity = ignorance. I am not from among them. Seek
hairmagic 1 year ago
@hairmagic And I guess "correctly translated" Yahweh didn't order genocide, the murder of non-virgins, homosexuals, adulterers, sabbath-breakers, disobedient children, etc... Oh, and "correctly translated" death didn't come about only 6,000 years ago either -- as the Bible says.
Freedom of thought? If you believe in another god, you're to be put to death. That's not freedom of thought. That's tyranny of the worst kind.
And you think my supporters are easily deceived? Puh-leez!
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity The things you mentioned are correctly translated. They are the penalty for breaking Yahweh's laws. Yahweh is the Creator of you, me, and everything else in existence. As the Creator he has the right to make the rules for His creation. You can choose to disregard those rules, but in doing so,there will be consequences to pay for breaking them. You have become your own god in your heart and mind. You are the created, not the Creator. The Creator always wins. I'm good with that.
hairmagic 1 year ago
@hairmagic Then let the Creator do his own dirty work and kill the Adulterers, Homosexuals, Non-Virgin girls, etc... on His own instead of telling people to do it. If he's so great, He can do it himself.
And where did you get this crazy notion that these things are mistranslated. Again, worked with a Hebrew scholar who has spent his life going verse by verse through the Hebrew Bible.
Are you also good with killing Homosexuals? Adulterers? Non-virgin girls? Sabbath breakers?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Actually, He's wiped out great numbers of them on His own on many occasions. As for the mistranslations. I have personally studied photographic copies of the original scrolls. I have worked closely with experts in the archaic Hebrew/Chaldee languages, who work as translators of the Dead Sea Scrolls. To answer your question...I obey the laws of the land, as long as they don't contradict the laws of Yahweh. If this nation turned back to His Laws, then yes, I would support it fully.
hairmagic 1 year ago
@hairmagic Thank you for being honest. You make the case against religion far better than I ever could. I'll leave it at that.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity dude....you are awesome....you've got loads of fans here in india(if you didnt already know:P)....cheers...keep up the good work
natuankur 1 year ago
@hairmagic so you are actually going to take a gun and go and kill some homosexuals, adulterers and Non-virgin girls, tommorow, even thought your country says not to?
allblue88 1 year ago
@allblue88 I already answered your question before you ever asked it. I said that I obey the laws of the land, as long as they don't force me to violate Yahweh's Laws. I am not the judge. That job belongs to the Creator alone.
hairmagic 1 year ago
@hairmagic
So... God commanded moses to kill the medianites and to rape their virgin children. It's Yabhweh's law. I expect you to rape virgin canadian children to obey Yahweh's law since it conflicts with the laws of th eland.
verzen 1 year ago
@misterdeity Heyyy c'mon. Don't worry about that guy/gal. He/she is just venting. I LOOOVE these episodes Y'all have going here. Got my sides splitting!!
Islandboyy02 1 year ago
@hairmagic **points and laughs** Dude, seriously, get a life and grow a sense of humour!
KeplersDream 1 year ago
Keep up the Godfrey Daniel good work!
Wittgensteinism 1 year ago
Weird.. it's hard to tell if the satire in these videos are making fun of the actual beliefs of Christianity or just simply poking fun at certain fundamentalist Christian Beliefs. This makes it ever harder to tell if the actors and actresses are believers or non-believers. When i first started watching these vids i assumed that it was satire done by witty non-believers, but Lucy at the end confess to being a Christian??
So my question is, are these people actually Believers or not????
Wittgensteinism 1 year ago
@Wittgensteinism And the answer is... I (Mr. D) am an anti-religionist. Definitions get difficult philosophically. I don't know that there is no God, but am unmoved by the evidence and almost certain that the Judeo/Christian God does not exist (based on the evidence available to me). Jimbo and Sean are somewhere along the continuum of belief as is Amy. But Amy pulls further towards belief than any of us. Does that answer the questions? If not, let me know and I'll try harder next time.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Wow.. am i actually talking to the Big Guy Upstairs Himself?
That's insanely awesome i have to say.
I never thought my prayercomments would actually be answered!
And yes, that does answer my question. Of course nobody "knows" whether God exists or not; all anyone can say is what they believe. And even here (which i'm glad you did) one must define what the word God means in the context of the belief.
You should make Mr. Deity a bit more a solipsist, that would be funny (for me)
Wittgensteinism 1 year ago
@Wittgensteinism Yes, and also, once one goes down the road of supernaturalism, one has no means or methodology for determining the value or veracity of one supernatural claim over any other. Since we have no direct experience with the supernatural, and no way to test any person's claimed experience with the supernatural, we can do nothing more than shrug and either choose to believe it or not, based on nothing more than one's feeling about the claim and/or claimant. What is the value of this?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I agree with your comments, hence why there is such a thing as the Flying Spaghetti Monster; to illustrate that if you grant one, you have just as much justification for granting any other
But then you ask the value of this type of belief or methodology of belief, as if to suggest that it has or could have none
And of course, your statements actually answer this question quite well; we choose to believe or not based on nothing more than one's own emotional appeal
Aesthetic value!
Wittgensteinism 1 year ago
"The Santa Code" LOL!!! I love it.
OneClownShoe 1 year ago
It is my pet peeve when people say "Happy holiday and happy new year". If you're just going to say some generic "happy holiday" in place of Christmas, why then say "Happy new year"??? What about people who don't celebrate new year? You might as well just say "happy whatever" every day of the year.
Slacktoo 1 year ago
FUNNYDUM
billygundum 1 year ago
"Government bodies don't lie!" LOL
TheMusicbabe1998 1 year ago
Brilliant, as always. Finally, someone realized that God does exist. And Santa..... and M&Ms.
Matismatt 1 year ago
thou shalt not have no other god than mr. deity XD
Azrael666Azazel 1 year ago
Uhm, Mr. Deity, sir.
Santa's reindeer aren't gay. They're all females - you can tell by the fact that they have antlers during December which males do not have.
Amen.
mikeyman211 1 year ago
Women can be gay.
We should be more worried about the lack of men in their workplace.
Gouranga.
ThatMonsterMan 1 year ago
@ThatMonsterMan Of course they can, but the notion that the reindeer were gay was to do with the less than manly names and the implication that they were gay males. The reindeer being females makes that idea baseless.
-- but then we are talking about fictional animals.
mikeyman211 1 year ago
@mikeyman211 no, antlers on male reindeer.
frustratedoperator 1 year ago
@frustratedoperator not during december. if the existed and had antlers during december, they'd be females since females still have their antlers at that time.
mikeyman211 1 year ago
@mikeyman211
I am lost on this. Reindeer's aren't fictional animals. They are more commonly known as caribou in north america. It's scientific name is Rangifer tarandus.
Old males: Antlers fall in december
Young males: In spring
females: in the summer
DearestyouXII 1 year ago
@DearestyouXII not reindeer, "THE" reindeer.
mikeyman211 1 year ago
Lucy is such a megababe! You seriously scored. Keep up the good work. You are by far the most talented comedic writer/director/actor on YouTube. This show deserves syndication. It should be the next Seinfeld!
NorwayRichard 1 year ago
Can someone pass this on to William Lame Craig ! He really needs to see this as does the likes of him.
WhiteLakeDan 1 year ago
Lucy <3 hehe
I always knew the devil was a women.
dzikv01 1 year ago
Lucy will you marry me?
MsDawkinsfan 1 year ago
This is the best one... Thou art great, Mr.Deity.
jacksawild 1 year ago
This was great!
And also, does anyone else think that Mr. Deity is a bit like Michael Scott from The Office?
liangjackson 1 year ago
!YES!
dansenchic316 1 year ago
actually, it's not hanuka and not chanuka...it's something in the middle... the first syllable can't be written in english
tombenarye1234 2 years ago
Thanks. It was a joke though. I have an extensive background in Judaism and used to work with and for one of the most well-known Jewish theologians/thinkers. I just think people who mispronounce things and then act like they know what they're doing is funny as hell. And I've met so many of them in real life.
misterdeity 2 years ago
i don't know about you guys, but i got the attention of the d dude himself :)
tombenarye1234 2 years ago
If he comes upon you to kill you like he did with Moses, just have your wife circumcize your son with a sharp rock, then have her throw the foreskin at your feet. That worked for Moses, it calmed mrdeity right down. Just make sure to use a rock, not one of those stone knives. That's the kind of oversight that'll make you have to do it twice.
CzarAdam2009 1 year ago
It can be written in Scottish, though : It's the "ch" sound in the word "loch".
cdmza12 1 year ago
yes, you can.
bdw, where can i watch the second season? (the crackle site doesnt work)
tombenarye1234 1 year ago
youtube it
HoneyBBare 1 year ago
Hell, what a beautiful wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I´m not heading for heaven, no nay never!
martialme84 2 years ago
very funny....i love it
chavon30 2 years ago
some of your funniest acting
Chesterton7 2 years ago
lucy seems sweet, see I knew it going to hell would be ok lol
jrtanne 2 years ago
I almost choked on my pizza Brian COme you cant make me laugh like that
jrtanne 2 years ago
Why isn't the show on Comdey Central? Call up Jon Stewat, ask to be a part!!! Or Conan!!!
fraidykat 2 years ago
Love you guys!
braddm80 2 years ago
This even more awesome the second time :D
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
At the end, Mr. Deity tells Lucy that she should start reading some non-fiction. I wonder if this is any reference to what she was reading in the begining of the sketch.
Diasanti 2 years ago
"Must have been some Nazi" LOL
MattHunX 2 years ago
cha-NOO-ka? No! It's KHA-nuh-ka.
pristiniagov 2 years ago
It's the Santa Conspiracy!
BeekersSqueakers 2 years ago
There's my next book --- The Santa Code.
misterdeity 2 years ago
I would like a mr deity with just Lucy and her Devils to see what she does as the Devil.
BIG G
gerard1875 2 years ago
It's mostly a lot of pushing papers around. It's much too boring for the show.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Oh. My. God.
Lucifer is reading "Darwin's Universe" by Richard Milner!
She's probably an evolutionist: she's EVIL!!!
ChilapaOfTheAmazons 2 years ago
Well she is the Devil
BIG G
gerard1875 2 years ago
More like EVILutionist!
BeekersSqueakers 2 years ago
@BeekersSqueakers
I bet that's why some theists don't like evolution, because of the way Dawkins says it. It's EVILution. The Devil! It's probably subliminal.
MattHunX 2 years ago
Jump in jump out, lol!!
LJonYT 2 years ago
I discovered you about two months ago and I finally decided to subscribe...I have become a fan of Mr. D.
I might even donate (still thinking)...
:)
"A piece of resistance"...hahaha...
Hmmm...random thought...I wonder what Mr. D thinks about the Tower of Babel story...
curiousoneisme 2 years ago
I always thought "Chanuka" was pronounced like Lucy did. At least that's how they pronounce it in South Park. And hebrew is full of that "ch" (as of Lucy's pronounciation).
(And I don't care if it's Lucy or Luci...)
Oh and a nice episode! And I hope you had a merry christmas and a happy new year!
Lukas4C756B6173 2 years ago
I was just joking on the Hanukah pronunciation. Sorry.
misterdeity 2 years ago
@misterdeity: lol, k, I see.
Lukas4C756B6173 2 years ago
How was Jesse's birthday? Did you get him anything?
kittyprydekissme 2 years ago
you guys crack me up so much.
Izult 2 years ago
Guys, you complete me!!
You both are so cute!!!
(PS Can I keep my name?? I know Amy is the missus)
MsDeity 2 years ago
I am glad you read this be chose I want you to know how much we love you guys! You are so funny, intelligent and unique. Happy whatever!
aman57 2 years ago
If Satan looks like Amy Rohren, I want to burn in Hell.
pteromalid 2 years ago
@pteromalid Amen!
peternut1 2 years ago
Happy holidays to the whole Mr. Deity crew! Thanks for all the laughs.
misterpeterman 2 years ago
Right back atcha! We've been watching you with hidden cameras, and that thing you do in the shower with the conditioner and the handle of the back scrubber is freakin' hysterical. You might want to have that mole checked though. Happy New Year!
misterdeity 2 years ago
We love you guys!
firedolphin 2 years ago
Excellent parody of the futile attempt to rationalize the irrational. I love you guys!!
peternut1 2 years ago
Mr.Deity, Sir. If I may ask, if I might be worthy enough to ask, does your intro music go on longer? Perhaps I could grab an MP3 of it if it did?
Chaturgha 2 years ago
Yes it does. It will one day be part of an album of Music from Mr. Deity and Words. Go to our website and contact me directly through that link if you want something longer for a ringtone.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Thanks, I'll be sure to do that soon. While I have your attention, I just wanted to say I admire greatly Mr.Deity and the Magic (both parts) so much because it describes EXACTLY what it's like to talk religion to a believer. I swear it was like watching my uncle and I go at it. I'm not sure if you'd call it subtle, but the message is right on the money. Kudos to you, sir!
Chaturgha 2 years ago
Unfortunately, I am very infrequently subtle. Subtlety requires an intelligence of which I fall somewhat short. But in all fairness, I was dropped on my head as a child (then later, as an adult).
misterdeity 2 years ago
hah, I was just thinking that!
I bookmarked this so I could relate that exact sentiment to theists that can't appreciate our experience.
Skullpudding 2 years ago
I am so in love with Lucy.
AlanCanon2222 2 years ago
Me too!
misterdeity 2 years ago
Lol very very nice. I think it's time to send you guys a late Christmas gift.
p.s. way to go on getting Lucy something.
kellym212 2 years ago
I got her the wii Fit (among other things), and she is LOVING it!
misterdeity 2 years ago
yea, EXACTLY!
vdot011 2 years ago
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guitarproz25 2 years ago
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tnowitzky 2 years ago
And to you Mr Outpatient
Anubissokar 2 years ago
Happy Holidays for you as well and thanks for bringing out another episode! Love it!
All the best from Germany!
Dingens 2 years ago
Another awesome vid, Brian!
MAR4168 2 years ago
realy good
ooglebydoogleby 2 years ago
Hey, guys, I love you, too. Show is just as awesome as it's ever been. "Matthew, John, Paul and Ringo," Hysterical! Merry Christmas to you too, Amy and Brian, and Happy New Year.
ScienceLoveMusic 2 years ago
LOVESIT!!
TheDrAngelique 2 years ago
Hyvää joulua
God Jul
Happy Holidays
2xtreem4u 2 years ago
I just love the theme song
goodlukeing 2 years ago
Another GREAT episode!
I feel a little worse about my life after Brian opined negatively that he has to live with Amy.
(I'll take your place) :D
mbaharvard 2 years ago
I want to see more of Lucy, she is greattttttttttttttttt
BIG G
gerard1875 2 years ago
"And the winner of the award for 'Best sideways glance' is....
...Brian Dalton for 7:09 of Mr. Deity and The Magic!"
davehooke1973 2 years ago
Another great example of saying one thing while getting the exact opposite message across! (2 examples, actually)
1st part's a tad long, though. Towards the end I was feeling a bit "OK already".
Rony
P.S. "Hannuka" is closer to the Hebrew name than "Chanuka" with 'ch' as in "cheese". The first syllable is a guttural "Chah", so if you're not comfortable with that, stick with "Hannuka".
ronys5 2 years ago
Happy Festivus
mtsac1 2 years ago
One of your very best, and I love the shirt!
HappyApostate 2 years ago
You know what always freaks me out with your videos... I always think my cellphone rings at the end of the sketch :-P
jawtheshark 2 years ago
I've never been able to pick out guys who are attractive to women, so I don't know, but she is gorgeous. Many congratulations to Mr Deity, you lucky man.
cnocspeireag 2 years ago
Happy Rick Berman's birthday!
lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago
"...to the confabulation you just regurgitated."
You atheists and your big words.
lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago
@lazyperfectionist1 i know we do! its awesome! and by saying that like that i completely disproved my point. yay.
nickmeyerisubercool 2 years ago
And mine.
lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago
I gotta say, Lucy's reading list rocks.
lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago
happy mid winter
lowersaks 2 years ago
I was waiting for his hand gestures to stray a bit too far and smack into her.
Yeremita 2 years ago
0.0... He is so slow XD
kryst4l3strip3 2 years ago
Merry Chrrtmas!
PrinceBishop3 2 years ago
mr. d-
what are the chances you'll be at TAM8?
TheEarthAbides 2 years ago
yea i'm lovin' this shit.
keep it up mr. deity.
i wish this was on tv ;)
TheEarthAbides 2 years ago
This is hilarious!!!!!! The combination of fictional tales (the bible and x-mas tv specials) is just brilliant.
darthmalys 2 years ago
Matthew, John, Paul and Ringo?!!!!...Just laughing my arse off!!!
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SPRAZE13 2 years ago
Another very funny episode Brian, I am happy to see you did a Xmas skit.
My only request is to slip in some more innuendos and visual jokes, like the banana from "Mister Diety and the Science Advisor", those things always add a special touch!
Lucy's facial expressions were priceless, however. All together very excellent!
IanBillings00 2 years ago
There are some christians who are actually THIS STUPID. You ask for evidence of God and they start quoting The bible.
dave4248 2 years ago
I thought that 80% of the people in America who believe in a God do not believe that God is a personal being? Where did I hear this?
2tsaybow 2 years ago
I love Lucy! Thanks for bringing her back again in this very funny script- though I think she deserves more lines and to say even more than she did, esp about NORAD playing along with a fun game and all. :) GO LUCY! And I hope to see even more of you, with more lines. Happy holidays to all who perform Mr. Deity.
MrianaTroi 2 years ago
Most of the time, it's me doing Amy a favor. She's extremely busy and doesn't really have the time for this at all --- just doing the show is a favor to all of us. So, I usually try to keep things light for her. Also, she's such a great reactor -- and so gorgeous -- her little looks tells us everything we need to know about what's going on in that head o' hers.
misterdeity 2 years ago
El replied to me! lol You're not Lucy, but just as good. (just teasing, for I do appreciate reading a response from one of the creators of Mr. Deity.
Yes, her face does say a lot, but somehow I can relate to her, esp as a thinking woman. It's like she says and thinks, esp with her facial reaction, much like I do. She's great and I hope you let her know that she has at least one fan out here in Mr. Deity viewer land, even if she doesn't have enough time to be in more shows. :) Thanks.
MrianaTroi 2 years ago