Russell Brand- Shame (pt6/8)

[EvilLizard1192]

Can totally relate to the evil being that reminds him of all the embarrassing shit right when trying to sleep. It's kept me up a time or two lol

[Donnoliel]

Pixie.... He does look tiny, but in real life, he's huge. I was waiting for a book signing with him, and he walked right past me. I didn't notice until it was too late to do anything. I was waiting for a tiny man with hair the same size as the rest of him! But he's a big bloke.

[spikelilgirl]

Why did they call him a pixie? He doesn't look that short.

[pomegranatekryptonit]

@spikelilgirl

Yeah, he’s 6ft!

[spikelilgirl]

@pomegranatekryptonit But he does act pixieish. :) (I know. That's not a word, but it is the best one to describe him!)

[zeldarocks55]

@NaytherJ. Same here =.=

[NaytherJ]

I had no idea how intelligent this guy is. I can't believe I've missed out on years of his comedy, having only just discovered his stand-up.

[Bloodbayne1]

She would get in his van if he wrote "Free candy" on it!

[MissMarietwenty11]

Get in the van.

[iamsarahreid]

what is "the batum"?

[ScreamToSeizeTheDay]

@iamsarahreid its verbatim and it means to quote in the exact words. he's basically saying "and i believe these were your exact words".

[hodgepodge91]

well, i will never look at newspapers in the same light again!

[monkeysnspit]

His voice his so sexy.

[walkingtoNewOrleans]

12 people haven't been in Russell's van

[brianbubblegun]

I want to put on some music and loop his boogie all day 1:10

[kaylajeeaan]

u r a sexie wild man.......IN A gage\

[kaylajeeaan]

id love to get in russels van .......hmmmmmmm SEXC BEAST!!!!

[rtp0260]

I do not boogie places! ...;D ;D ;D

[upindust]

oh man he's hysterical how could people not like him?!

[tommylocker]

it is a gesture unlikely to lead to coitis

[PwnerBalooner]

i'd get in Russells van

( coped comment but will get thumbs up anyway)

[ccaaarrll]

I ain't never boogied anywhere....that is not a way I wish to travel

[doctorwhogirl77]

'Twere an illusion conjured with mere language!

Oh god, I love Russell Brand. x]

[JaySquared5792]

I would definitely get in his van.

[Xemilyrose2011X]

I swear to god, if Russel Brand told me to get in his van, i would scramble into that van no fucking questions asked :D

[hearkateroar912]

T'were an ILLUSION! Oh my god I'm dead.

[ThePokemon2Master]

" 'tis rhubarb"

[wizkid924]

After he said "Get in the van." anyone else just wanted to try that line out just once?

[phantomlover13]

HAHA I love russell brand however, when he's talking about "distant relatives" I think the article meant like...4th cousin thrice removed. lol and not the location of said relatives...just sayin'. ^.^ LOVE YOU RUSSELL!!!!

[SOMEONEISBORED2]

@phantomlover13 I think he knows that. He was just making the joke about distance.

I also love Russel :D

[MrTruthAddict]

" Me was frilled at the way she went at me wif her mouf so enfusiastically, alvow she was a bit wordy" LOL, gotta love it...

[luvsimon16]

rofl

[madbar4lifexo]

this sounds like an article written by rita skeeter

[poshnile]

@madbar4lifexo dont compare her to those horrible people

[coisasparamaiores]

@madbar4lifexo it soooo does mate XD

[LadyLuminousGirl]

'Im A Sexy Wild Man'

Lol Such A Legend :Dx

[rorsabest]

he reminds me sooo much of "dr. frank n, furter" from the rocky horror picture show!!!

[scissorhandsfan17]

@rorsabest i totally see it! id pay good money to see that

[lilmissnosey]

"Sid James, Leonard Rossiter and Albert Steptoe".. lmao! That was hilarious :D

[johnsonrobin1]

I love watching him!!!!!!

[batbitca]

"Twas an illusion, conjured with mere language!!"

love.

[NiggerHush]

12 dislikes are blind and deaf

[Ilovemcrkaitlyn]

Him in those pants make me want to do bad thing to him ;]

[taxicab1994]

;D I wouldnt mind gettin' in his van lol

[Ladyspock]

1:13 he is one fabulous mincer !!!

[XxEmoJdogxX]

he has a great way of interpreting the newspaper 

[EvaBeKewl]

"Tis RRRHUBARRRB."

"RI-DIC-ULAUS!" ROFLOLMFAO!

[XTheCyanideYouDrankX]

"It is a gesture unlikely to lead to coitus."

:DD

[Dbell1000]

LOL!!! "Get in the van"

[LupinaLycan]

GET IN THE VAN!!!!

[FreewheelinLibertine]

who is pepe? what is he from?

[KellyMariaa]

Russell *IS* A sexy wild man ;) x

[tribbleofdoom]

I'd get in the van with Russ and his Grandmother. BUT THERE IS NO GRANDMOTHER THERE! SHE IS BUT AN ILLUSION OF LANGUAGE.

[lawlawlowned]

yeah i'd get into his fan (now thumbs up this comment cause its original)

[TWEC21]

@lawlawlowned i thumbs up because you are facetious. (now thumbs up because i know the word facetious xD)

[legspinna93]

@TWEC21 It's spelt faececious :D

[TWEC21]

@legspinna93 i never said i knew how to spell it, just that i knew it :P

[batbitca]

@legspinna93 actually, it's spelt facetious. meaning "not to be taken seriously or literally", much like your advice on how to spell. :D

[legspinna93]

@batbitca I looked it up and you're right :O Nyaaaaa *twidles (imaginary) moustache* 

[DinosaurzGoRawr]

omg that van would be wonderful!!

[superhoneybadgerful]

"t'were an illuuuuusion!!!!"

[b1a2y3k4a5y6]

sex deprived fangirls

[zaardeenaah]

i would force him into his own van, lol

[gemzee82]

"Me again.:\"

"I'm a sexy wild man. :\"

:L

[xZakuAbumiFanx]

"Ridiculaus" <3

[xZakuAbumiFanx]

Even though he didn't say he's a sexy wild man, in my opinion he is.

[Idnarmadur]

"That is not a way I wish to travel." xD

He's very clever, funny and naughty. What else to wish for?

[jordanmjsmithjrules]

" Tis' Rubab"

[anatinoni]

his boogie walk was sexyy..ahah

[PieGoddess7]

*after the boogie*

"Tis not a way I like to travel......"

[omglazor]

"get in the van!"

[KateHarber]

xD

his boogey motion is hilarious!

[metalcoremonster123]

I've not boogied anywhere!

[kingfraday777]

I'm a sexy wildman. . .

[WillPKILL]

AND I BELIEVE THIS IS VERBATIM:

[cutecookie77]

i love the way he rrrolls his rrrrr. :D

[jle717]

I'm going to use "get in the van" now

[Theshootingstar87]

Only Russell could pull that off!

[jle717]

Oh i'm not saying I would pull it off

[mrsziggystarlet]

i would <3 it if he told me to 'get in the van' xD

[dukisDX]

...because me boogeing looks like this:

(corny/poppy dance)

XD

[mrpattrike]

fuck i wanna keep watchin but it'l take up my downloads ...grrrrrrrr

[XxpenceyxprepxX]

I have that issue too, but I've decided I'm willing to do it in order to keep on watching Russell and keep on laughing :)

[DuckmanProductions1]

Get In The Van - The Four Sexyest Words In The Human Language!

LOL

[BrandyBlacks]

Tis Rhubaarbb! lolrofllmao! he is hilarious!

[westofthegarden]

When he walks with the camera zoomed out, I thought he was a cute girl. I don't know how to feel about that........

[JohnathenParadox]

......it is a gesture unlikely to lead to coitus, hahaha funny funny man

[CUTEYfreak]

get in the van

[Hozzas]

TWAS AND ILLUSION!

CONJURED WITH MERE LANGUAGE!

-woooooooooo-

BEHOLD!

[jmewho]

haha fall over and land on a dog

that made me laugh

[WhiteMenJumping5]

"let's have a white Christmas we'll never forget"

LMFAO hahaha

[foamyfan666]

. . . Get in the van.

[Hozzas]

'TIS RHUBAARB!

[darkavatar29]

Now that's a white Christmas we'll never forget!

[rosalieangelface221]

hah...

what about me and russ go put on eyeliner in the van,

take it to the next level ??

[TXJXG]

I would soooo get in his van ;p

[sarahsway]

ohhh as would i :)

[TheBudhistpunk]

@TXJXG Nice example of no creativity there.

[ChaosandFreedom]

@TXJXG Hell. Yes.

[pmurnin]

LOL

[BethyMog15]

lol 'the worst of all being, simply, '...get in the van'...lol ily!

[JimmyXxily]

"trip over...land on a dog" HOw random =]

[angerbearftw]

i'd get in his van..

[JimmyXxily]

me toooo!!

[MsCracken]

lol same here

[Jessicarcarcar1308]

"that is not a way in which i travel"

sex on legs 2bh.

:D

[imaginarydrummer]

he has a point about the media lying.

i love how candid and genuine he seems.

[ElectroGirlAK]

''I'm a sexy wild man''

Well yes you are Mr Brand :P

[Crispy329]

BEPAY!!!

[james12368]

"I'm a sexy wild man" LMFAO

[hellokittyify]

"the mortified fop....me again"....lol!!! LMAO

(serious)"im a sexy wild man"....haha!

[ciaracustard]

I'd get in Russell's van lol.

[chodiestchode]

I was gonna say that!

[Crispy329]

The bit about the white christmas put me in tears lmao xD

[TRWolf]

When he boogied, he made me think how good a Goblin King he'd make if Labyrinth was remade!

[pongo5000]

I agree but still i think no one could beat Bowie but he`d be pretty damn close!

[nikkiexbaybee]

"Like a human whore waterfall!" Lmao. What a man. And so sexy, for a 'big haired pixie'!

[BiancaGrint]

he reminds me so much of the guy from the british show Little Britian!

[Firepantheress]

I love it when he smiles.. makes him that much sexier :)

[Fonzi79]

I'm American and don't know much about England's entertainers but the 2 that I find Brilliantly funny is Sacha Baron Cohen and Russell! They both are Brilliant in there own rights!

[LowStackTom]

yep, i think they´re great, too (i´m german) !

check out Ed Byrne as well !

[luvlav1416]

i do not boogy any where

[SkellionPowalskiz]

i do not boogy places haha

[ciaracustard]

Nodding looks like this. I love when he's says little things like that.

[magiera92]

''I'm a sexy wildman'' LMAO

[ninamathers]

Actually, "Get in the van" would work pretty well on me. Most women too I think. :P

[kladika]

Exactly. If it was Russel, that would just be hot.

[jackthemilkmaid667]

lol well if my mate can pick up with the line "so.... your a girl" then russell only needs to look to pick up :D

[harrispud]

There isnt, wasnt, and can be a bepe :P

[bonbon1995]

love russells boogey! :)

[sarahsway]

omg I totally watch that part almost daily if I need a smile LOL... too good!

[TokinBloke]

"lets have a white christmas we'll never forget" ahHAHAHAHA

[CaptJackSparrow1999]

get in the van

[yello769]

its soo funny because that is exactly how i imagined his boogey would look.

[sardo999999]

im not 12ft tall lmao

[Mattelliott1234]

The "get in the van" line is one of my favourite comedy lines ever.

[resulted]

I can't believe a shit hole like Grays produced such a comedy genius.

[onlypandorashope]

BAHAHAHA. i LOVE russell's version of boogy. by far the best i've ever seen. it's like a throwback to the 70's, lol.

[UDEELOVE]

i love himmm

:)

his book is fckn good too

[josef2012]

he is the latest in the long line of elven faerie princes, a la marc bolan.children of rarn indeed.

[Befanii]

he IS one sexy wild man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xCiaraNevadax]

I love this guy so fucking much lolololololololol

[ultimateiversonfan10]

is it me seeing things, or are his fingers really long?

[writer8788]

Shout-out from Vancouver xD

[TraccyJacks]

woot!

[appline06]

what's that word he says when his 'malevolent' self refrains him from sleeping?

like 'batum' or something?

[blindspy]

verbatim

[appline06]

thanks sooooo much

[pokepopboo]

Sooooo HOT !!!

lol the boogie bit !!

[writer8788]

That's how I boogie xD

[Spixxy666]

How can one man be so sexy?

[MrsDepp1030]

how he says thats not a way i wish to travel was sexy!

[MingMingManson]

That wa soooo sexy.

and the way he bites his lips.

Dx

[VENINBITCHESS]

Oh that's Extremly Sexy

[GreaterMoron]

haha dude first brit to make me laugh so hard...i mean british humor is great and all but this..this is like amazing!! i like how he can joke bout what newspapers say about him

[GetchaPull92]

Really? first brit to make you laugh? That''s cool and all but you must check out stand up from Lee Evans, Roy Chubby Brown, Billy Connolly, Frank Skinner, Peter Kay and as an Irish person, I recommend you check out Dylan Moran and Tommy Tiernan. Check all those guys and see :)

[GreaterMoron]

will do :)

[danthor19]

Remember though, that when most ppl talk about "brits" they mean the English. Not the Irish or Scottish.

[GetchaPull92]

Umm, I don't really know why you made that comment lol first of all, Irish are NOT British. I'm from Dublin and proud to not be part of the UK. Nothern Ireland is part of the UK. I'm from the Republic of Ireland. Second of all, why does it have to be England when most people say Brits? that's just stupid. If you're point is that it has to be ENGLISH comedians. Most of the people I mentioned in my comment are from England barred Billy Connolly who's scottish and the 2 Irish Comedians I included.

[kate4570]

tis rubard lmao

[ivejustbeensick]

rhubarb o_O

[philohuntra]

the mortified fop - me again

i love his tone!

[nuyorkcitycops]

trevor lock!!!!!

[ciaracustard]

If only I was 10 years old and Russell was 10 years younger.

[heej777]

Russell is the shit!

[booshmcmb]

you would say that.

[heej777]

...lol, how would u kno?

[SprinkleOfHope]

ahahahaha get in the van is a band

lol