[4.14] If I Were Straight

[xoxfiftyytwo]

just watched your rebecca black video, and once you said friday, your whole dance and song just kicked into my head. Oh god, imma be making references to that video all week.. end, weekend.

[MegaSlaze]

I wouldn't be on YouTube telling what my sexuality is.

-_-"

[PrinceStrikingDeath]

Yep, we wanna fuck you. *__*

[OriginalMillenium]

Luan I'd grow a penis for you??? XD

[ThePsycopath1994]

"I'd grow a penis for you" HAHAHAHAHAHHA! I love you luan :))

[makeunderful]

Lol, 69k views

[yaoijerry]

you're a douche bag now..I don't see much of a difference....It's ok though.I still love you :)

[daniel200426]

not all but alot of straight guys are douches. and girls really do say shit like that to me its sooo funny

[avd178]

all i did was play video games because that was like the straight thing to do hahahhaa

[lilmissliviedannelle]

How much you wanna bet all the dislikes are from STRAIGHT guys loolz

[IGotPaks]

LOls.. this is weird! he usually talks really really fast!

[slimbby16]

aaahhh !!! every straight chick wants at least one gay guy friend .. & you are on the top of the list because you so smooth with it . <3

[emobabyspain]

"Luan I will grow a penis for you I just wanna be with you".....HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH haha do funny cuz it's sooo true ;} luv ya Luan

[avd178]

my high school did day of silence! greeeeeeat way to not get called on my teachers

[lastnameathan]

father: Luan-san you dishonor me and your family. Run away ,run far,far away and never return!

[JayitInc]

I'm straight and I respect you for not beinging afraid to be gay. I have gay relitives and if anybody wants to make fun of them then shame on them.

[piver1258]

finly he talks slow

[MKW2011]

In this video, I just started to pay attention to his masculine features. Boy if he was straight, he would've been fuckin sexii to me. But, since he's gay, he such a adorable cutie pie :).

[pandarocken]

Still think he's cute :)

[supereun18]

u really wouldent sound good if u were straight i love better cuz ur gay and i love gay guys my best friends gay

[bernals1]

ego? no. egg? no, straight people focus a lot of sex because all they see is men around them so they close their eyes and start imagining girls on the other side of reality, coz men r all around us, not sure if i made sense but yeah..

[LeeTheShrimp]

I remembered participating in the movement, Day of Silence during my highschool years. I should do it again this year (:

[BengiKayScarlet]

i like how messy your room is, it reminds me of mine haha. i like how you brought up what girls really say to you. ive heard girls say i would grow a penis all the time!

[bubblesss20]

omg im straight but happy u cool with it :) hahha <3



[XpikachuGirl]

Starbucksizyummy013

Damn that home depo :'(

[XxjustenvyxX]

luan i want to grow a penis for you! lmao

[madnickyrox]

i love it how hes trying to talk like a guy about sex...its hilarious!!!

[xCalicoxCatx]

ur so funny i love you:)

[Angelcrrnz]

Ur so cute

[Angelcrrnz]

It do cute

[xxxxSMILESxxx]

@armond1king you really didn't read wht his username is did u??

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

HAHAHA love the way u say GAY gah XDDD

[aries4alexs]

"All I did was play video games because...that was like...the straight thing to do.." Hahahaha!

[desilover21]

I LOVE YOU LUAN LEGACy

[xxLILROBGZxx]

LOL! Yo dude that ain't all we think about, dats dem dumb ass Niggaz that don't want somethin good in life HAH! Nah but you hella funy tho bra

[LiquidDiamondFlute]

@armond1king Haha, the channel name has the word GAY in it

[chibigrunt]

@armond1king I hope that was sarcasm, lol....

[JONASfriend14]

this was on my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! :)

[hisgirlalwayss]

I participaited in D.O.S!! Then I stole some guys dick and I am wearing it for you baby<333 ;D

[maaybabie333]

this reminds me of my brother :D "oh look they liked my stautus on facebook...yeah, 23 likes...all girls, they're dtf ;)" xD

[Savyfunkyouse]

@677184 ur an idiot. Dum ass morherfucker.

[TIGGUR293]

I couldn't stop laughing XD lmaoo

[isabellelove13]

It wouldn't matter if ur gay or straight girls would still love u and wanna bag that Lolz ur so cute -3;)

[12345ljr1]

straight guys are jerks! they think just bcuz they look good they can get any fuckin girl to go down on them!

[xxHyunJoo98xx]

ILOVEYOUU<3

[monica15rawr]

i wuv u :D

[Jamandmarmalade101]

ILOVEYOUSOMUCH xxxx

[jojolemoncrsh]

i really do love you!

[slukecooper]

"Staight guys are like douche bags"

[Anakin8529]

@slukecooper stop fucking talking IM A STRAIGHT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ilivebreatheluvmusic]

@Anakin8529 ummm. stfu. your probably a nerd. soo. if you were a straight guy that actually got action, you wouldnt be upset. GTFO.

[slukecooper]

@Anakin8529 Obviously there are quotation marks meaning this is a quote. Dumbass.

[Anakin8529]

@slukecooper i saw that, just a joke asshole

[bluelightsaberondesk]

It is a movement be the...um...gay...people...of the world?

[videocrack246]

oh you shouldn't worry Luan....your number of subscribers is unknown to me, but im suuuuure most of them would love to bang you!

[PhilanaForever]

i love u luan!!!!!!

[HxUxNxTxRxR1997]

The only reason girls love u is cause ur gay. If u where straight no girl would like u

[THEEVERYBODYNOW]

@HxUxNxTxRxR1997 i would love him even if he was straight....... -.-

[bringinawsumbac]

yeah ur right...girls do love you! i <3 you luan!!!!

[b0obar]

I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3

[ashbabii94]

I did the day of silence(:

[aznkarma71]

@ashbabii94 meee too! :)

[Shao483]

Oh yes, girls love you! Look, I'm sitting awake, on my PC at 3 A.M. in the morning just to watch your videos.

[ClaireStapley]

whenever i watch luan. I wish i was a boy LOL

[Sesshomrucrazy]

I thnik about sex too.....>.>..yeah

[angelface794]

Haha girls love u because u gay personalyty uf u were straight thet would just treat u like any other asshole

[400cutegirl]

yes girls do love you you're f*cking sexy! have you seen yourself? damn i'll grow a penis for you

[whamlovesyouu]

luan, majority of your subcribers ARE women, and you're hot af. i'm sure we'd still fuck you. LMFAO

[DelightfulSweets]

This is a little true...

[jlhmusic000]

Im pretty sure im straight, and not a douchebag.. Just putting that out there..

[JDBieberGang]

I LOOOVE YOU LUAN!!

[KarasuSumizone]

I Accidently Talked About 6 Times On A Day

OF Silence ><

[xXKickButtChickXx]

luan yu already have about 130 suntin thousand subscriber who are mostly girls who wanna fuck yu

yu dont have to be straight for that

yur sexy Luan i love yu

[DreamByTheFire]

I DID DAY OF SILENCE

YAY FOR ME

[chrislandancu]

I'd grow another penis for you, 2 penises is better than one.

[xambitiousDOLL]

I have a penis already Luan ;)

Let me stop :DD .

[ThisMissLovesYou]

luan is calm, luan is high or drunk

[smileitzalex]

if i were straight i would be a girl! ROFL

[warriorskk1]

So freaking calm. O_O A FIRST. XD

[TheZakana]

OMG, all I do pretty much is play video games. I need some gay friends. Also, I need a boyfriend.

[xindigOstarkx]

@LoveRatherThanHate

Awwh. I'm sorry.

I participated in the day of silence too!

But them dem mothaafuckers to back off.

Their just stupid.

[LoveRatherThenHate]

i perticipated in the day of silence.. i was the only one at my school (im in middle school) doing it... i showed this guy my sign, he snatched it out of my hands, read it and promptly went to the trash can and threw it away.. i had another copy on my locker though.. i also got theis guy written up for calling me a f@get..

[alegitproduction]

Girls love you cause your gay....

Just how the world works...

[JosieLovesBiebs]

13 people don't wanna fuck Luan :L

[YellowBeaver1988]

hahahahahahahahaahahah "grow a penis for you"

[ayyeeitsgrace]

stonnerrrrrr.....



[MsSydipoo]

He sounded like Rihanna; for some part of video.

[kaweenaxd]

my school didn't even tell us it was day of silence yesterday...they did tell us last year though...how sad, i really wanted to do it this year. :[

love you luan!

[StarFerns]

My school did the vow of silence on friday too! :)

[nickydawqqx3]

lmao!! "all i played was video gamess...cause that was like the straight thing to do" (x

[JoeRichardHarris]

I will grow a penis for you! Haha too funny!

[Jivanya]

"Straight guys are like douchebags!"... LoL

[EmmJay0222]

We had day of silence at my school yesterday. It's pretty hard to not talk, but very much worth it to raise awareness about the LGBT <3

[FadedViolence]

total douchebag sex machine bro.

[Theonlykaycee]

I'd Still Fuck you anyway.

Your Sexy, And Fregging Funny!! <3

[Undercoverbrother144]

Luanda all I hav to say is I fucking love u:)

[namemenatalie]

hahahaha this made me smile throughout the whole thing :)

[dgerrell]

LMAO!!! NICE BRANDON IMPRESSION!!!

[mrppiepie]

I didnt need to grow one( I have one already) but if in some way you were straight, I would grow a vagina for you :D

[Jennbaybeeful]

Uqh If Onley You Were Straiqht ! : / </3

[awkward8anna]

WOOOT DoS!

[Nikki592]

yeah... I totally love you luan -33

[TheThunderDragoon]

I play video games and I'm gay. The stereotype is broken! XD

[Jennifer123001]

O.O i want to fuck him

[starbucksizyummy013]

YOU CAN GROW A PENIS?! :O

Where can I find these seeds.

Wait for me Luan! D;

[XpikachuGirl]

@starbucksizyummy013 Please share the seeds if you found them!! I WANNA GROW A PENIS!!!!!!

[starbucksizyummy013]

@XpikachuGirl I checked Home Depot. They weren't there. T^T

[Enarab1]

get some sleep !

[shinysun1]

haha!!yep..im one of those girls who will grow a penis for you!haha

[Lenuhz]

If Luan were straight, he would be attacked by fangirls all the time! Well, he already is attacked. He'll just be 'playa playa'. Lmfao! x)

[Privilege900]

AHHAHA, we did that at our school too! day of silence is dope:))

[Neakmeas08]

I totally stayed silent in first and second periods then six and seven periods. YUP! I couldn't help it but talk! I was taking a test... :(

[tinafay13]

I did the day of silence with the whole tape on my mouth and it was pretty easy. Theb my friend thought it would be funny to pull the tape off my mouth and by doin so i broke the silence

[Anncookiee]

i did the day of silence today (: ! it was fun .

[Hector95100]

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[Trisha5958]

haha he can't even act straight . that's so cute . you rock Luan !!!

[KelseaRoxOutLoud]

i did day of silence today. :)

my school was pretty quiet.

[koreafanchicchic1]

hahaha hilarious!

[ashyash4life]

Grow a Peinis?Not A Payniss!Whattttt lol

[HotMissa]

Lmao...loved it. I don't want you to be straight. I don't think you would be near as interesting if you were. Stay sweet  <3

[xcaitlynannex3]

@kellyvmee me too! haha.

[Jolly333Ranchers]

i wish you were straight! ;)

[4Christie7]

Day of Silence. I was pretty much one of the only people in my group of friends who actually knew what this day was about.

[kellyvmee]

@4Christie7 me too! i was silent the whole day & still now. i had to actually make a sign that explained everything.

[TierraSwaggin]

u must be tired

[AnimeMangaGirl4]

Oh damn...normal voice....you must be groggy XP

[EleanorM]

I would grow a penis for you. :)

[TeeheePixie]

Just kidding about the growing the penis thing I'm fine where I am <3

[TeeheePixie]

I'll grow a penis for you.

[75isperfect]

I accidentally had my sound off during the start of this video before I realized. I thought they might be going with an intro theme for the week of weird faulty audio.

I GUESS NOT.

<3

[denisetakgu14]

I tired so hard to stay silent -.- but then these bitches pissed me off and I had to tell them off! Damn bitches ruined my goal -:(

love ya Luan -3 I'd grow a penis for you ! Lol

[baiyuntao]

i'd fuck u any day =)

[MrsPanicAtTheDisco1]

without talking really fast, Luan's voice is even sexier :D

[Beautywithinxx3]

lmfao, gotta support the gays. but uh i'm mad that in this video he wasn't talking all fast.

[awesomeness2571]

no need for me to grow a penis...

i's already got one...

[Locket2412]

LMAO!!! Check out the tags for the video ROFLMAO! You are epic :DD~

[abbasrange4]

buddy, they like cuz ur gay.... you wont check them out and want to do them thats y they like u

[killmeshootme]

i'd tried to be silent but some ppl are just aught!

I was silent all morning till 2:20 i'm kinda upset. =/

[Jideulaegonnn]

I'd grow a penis for you Luan. :D <3

[KawaiiKyoKyo]

@Jideulaegonnn I would too. :D <3 ILOVELUAN

[mackledmalaclaw]

I WILL GROW A PENIS FOR YOU <3

[WeLiveTooMuch]

hey he's on time. c:

[Shawniece1210]

HEY MY VIETNAMESE FRIEND DOES LOVE U!!! SHE IS NOT USUALLY ATTRACTED TO VIET BOYS, BUT SHE THINKS UR THE SEXIEST VIET BOY SHE HAVE EVER SEEN! SHE KNOWS UR GAY BUT SHE STILL WANTS U! SHE WOULD DEFINITELY GROW A PENIS JUST 4 U ;)

[AmyChan40]

yeah. i do kinda love you :) <3

[MrTwentington]

I already have a penis, but I could grow it for if you'd prefer... in my mind that was more jokey than smutty. Anyway if I were straight it'd be a pretty easy transition for me. I'd have just gone from never having sex with men to never having sex with women.

[565michelle]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK THTS IT ?!

[carolinalayla]

total douchebag sex machine whore

[didithejanetfan13]

I love you Luan. I subscribed cause secretly I do wanna f**k you but also because you're awesome and I love people who do positive things for the LGBT community.

[fetusmango]

They all wanna fuck me. My new motto!

[RaynMan718]

Its a movement by the gay people of the world

[IAmMackey]

I'm doing the day of silence right now. im at school and i will have to break it for my science presentation blahhhh.. havent broken it so far!!!

btw im a straight girl

[xcaiteex]

LOL ill grow a penis for you?

[thekcski]

hahah calm luan!!

[brenni1512]

lol luan is calmer today, luan seriously i'd grow a penis for you lol

[LiveLifeLaugh4Eva]

@brenni1512 Lol probably cause he just woke up

[101starwarsfan]

what happened with ghetto luan..??

[connie1041989]

Douchebag sex machine bro ...lololol

[waitahawhat]

I think you get hit on by chicks because of the way you act. of course also because of the way you look. but if you hadn't come out of the closet yet, would you act this way or have that hairstyle?

[bluebell805]

Love This!!! :)

[TheFlameFalcon]

lol wow luan,

[RoyalHerdy]

Aw. I miss luan's chatty voice. ): he look effing tired.

[MissMellyMassacre]

i would grow a penis for you

[MusikAddictzOwnz]

All my friends are doing the day of silence for my friend Jon. I think he must be the most excepted gay guy in the world cuz like nobody in our school or out of our school seem to mind :) yay JON!!!!

- Cat xxx

[hiiitsjen]

haha you reminded me of brandon when you were acting straight

[Nandito86]

Actually, I think gay guys think about sex even more often than straight guys....but it's just my observation :P

[BrielleADarling]

YEA DAY OF SILENCE!!!!

im doing it too

[imissrose123]

I think us girls love gay guys so much because it gives us a chance to talk about guys with someone who's not a girl. Because let's face it, most girls are bitches.

[soojin08]

Luan, gay or not, I think a lot still wants to get a piece of you. :)

[UrPrincess32]

He Sounds Lik Hes Drunk xD

[KayBail91]

I'd grow a penis for you...

[btimonarch]

i think women just like gay guys because they can talk about guys with someone who isn't a woman. i don't know how much women love you, i think they just love that you're gay.

[revelCnahTeroM]

" I'll grow a penis for you" I roflamoed

Can I get that in gif form? Because I want to reblog it.

[MRKiNGr82]

LOL playing video games was the street thing to do? haha