How to Survive- Kidnapping

[kcossy44]

oh ya know just got kidnapped ill just do a few jumping jacks and play hop scotch.

[Mirozenx]

I saw this thing called SAS survival secrets and one was about being kidnapped and they told you about several cases where the captives became so close to their captors that they didn't want to leave after

[tdifan12322]

I heard you get thumbs up for drawing picture

( )< its a sack with a person in it

Profit???

[Berzerkerquy]

Step 1: Look the kidnapper in the eyes.

Step: 2: Take out your dick and do this: WHIP IT BACK AND FORTH AND SING I WHIP MY DICK BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY DICK BACK AND FORTH!

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

[lilmamagc]

i wish I could learn what to do but stupid youtube won't stop freezing with all these ads.

[ReachTehDay]

Step 1: Always trust the man in the white van.

[3people3computers]

@ReachTehDay "Always trust a man with a big white van!" - Smosh

[SirPwnage101]

i kinda want to get kidnapped now, looks like fun lol

[jcmf98]

Step 1 just give up

[TheAuhjos]

Step 1: Don't go outside

[thesimlish60]

YEAH CHUCK NORIS SUCKS

[buchanproductions]

@thesimlish60 YOU BETTER HIDE OR HE WILL COME

[TheMasterWizardROBLX]

step 1: roundhouse kick TO TEH FAIC

step 2:run

[penguinz204]

they dident say take our phone?

[lpspgameplay]

seriously punch out a tail light?? thats most shittest advice i've seen so far. and EVEN if that was to happen so what you gonna show hand signs?? jeez..

[Anonymusq]

@lpspgameplay Yes dude,that's the only way to let people know you are there,if the trunk is locked!It is a good ideea!

[lpspgameplay]

@Anonymusq there is no way in hell that you will be able to do that. JUST no way.

what kind of piece of shit caravan noone drives in a car that a light can be punched out.

thirdly IF you are kidnapped you will MOST definatelly be tied up.

Fifthly, you have a better chanche screaming, kicking, banding (assuming youre not fucking tied up) to have a better chance at people noticing something's wrong.

NOT stupid hand signs that are impossible to get to, and most likely noone will notice

[TheApplepie1997]

Call MacGyver!

[SpookInherint]

Step 1: Stop watching the video and become a kidnapper.

[canihave1dollar]

Thank God that my kidnapper let me keep my computer so I can watch this.

[marvelousmadbabyface]

@canihave1dollar lol

[geneticgraph]

like a spy!

[UmmmNoLol]

LIKE A BOSS

[PykohYT]

As a tip, don't talk to them about sports.

[JazzfanMike]

* i meant kidnapper

[JazzfanMike]

STEP1: Have an asian ninja

Step 2: watch him kick the ass out of your freind!

[nolatare]

The person who keeps getting attacked, kidnapped, and everything else.... Is Kenny from South Park.

[HENRY51278]

why Im watching this?

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

(tries to run from al qaeda operative) *cha ching, BANG!!*

Dont run from terrorists kids

[siontheheghog]

Step 1: Find a rock

Step 2: Break a light

Step 3: When a guy come in SNAP HIS NECK or if he has friends that come in and the guy you killed is carrying a gun SHOOT THEM ALL

[softairwaffenfreak]

yeah, PUNCH OFF THE LIGHT AND GET GRILLED BY 20.000 VOLTS +!

[szakiricky]

*JOKE* When you get captured, start playing world of warcraft.

Sorry but that is what i thought when he said make up a game. :)

[DFDavid21]

TAX FREE!!!

[bmbjl]

i just know maritial arts then groin kick them and kick the shit out of them

[jacobpie16]

Step 1:Own some sort of concealable hand gun,or machine pistol

[TheStoneaxe]

i kicked the ass of a guy that tryed to kidnapp me

[mylovejb4ever]

exploding car exploding volcano EXPLODING BEAR!!

[MySpecialCreations]

0:28 who wants to learn how to escape from an exloding bear?

[KB24MVP4EVER]

My family's car has a button on the inside so if theres anyone in there they can open the trunk by pressing it...anyone else?

[TheDullahan]

@KB24MVP4EVER Did you just watch the video jackass? Most cars made after 1990 have those. ALL cars sold in America in the last ten years have them. What fucking planet have you been on?

My car is particularly interesting. It has three doors in the rear, none have handles, there are not windows to punch out and it is impossible to punch through the tail lamps to the outside world. The only way out is if I let you out. My car was factory built with transporting people in mind.

[qb1222090]

The guy should be his Wife instead.

[qb1222090]

Step 1: Look as ugly as possible.

[MrAbdulmaster]

how to survive rape : poop in ur pants -_-

[mlg4everman]

LMFAO "punch out the tail light" -___- the fuck i look like? super man? i rather punch the kid nappers then mess up my hand in abad situation

[spaceface5]

wow a kidnapper is holding me hostage and is about to shoot me and i have to tell him how the game went

[marxvlog]

"Develop a rapport" by talking mindless at your kidnappers agrovating them to a point they shoot you.

"talk about universal topics like sports" Because kidnappers aren't emotionally driven people are all right? So of course they won't beat you for liking their teams biggest rival.

[PflGlace]

Good thing I can run fast.

[TopLeadGamers]

@PflGlace same here, but then again they can have shotgun or just a regular gun ready to shoot you at anytime

[iSayrawr95]

What is i'm not kidnap in the street?

[mgmg32svidacccount]

Step 1: Deflate their balls.

[SRNF]

What kinda tip is rapport?

So...I know you guys just kidnapped me and have guns and shit but I was wondering....

Did you guys see family guy last night?

Honestly, how do you even start a convo in a situation like that.

[SRNF]

Step 1: Kidnap them before they kidnap you

Trolololol!

[RainbowDashPhD]

1) Be Ugly Enough That No Smart Kidnapper Would Never Get Near You

[pandalicious41]

@RainbowDashPhD thats possible

[mch158]

Step 1: Whip out your Penis and start furiously Masturbating whilst looking them in the eye and saying "This Is For You".

[freshazimiz4]

@mch158 what if it was a woman getting kidnapped?

[mch158]

@freshazimiz4 If it's a woman all they need to do is talk about their lives. That usually makes most men want to commit suicide.

[freshazimiz4]

@mch158 What if they tape the womans' mouth? lol

[Ejay845]

@mch158 XD What if they're a girl!?!?! lol xD (im not)

[mch158]

@Ejay845 All they have to do is talk about their problems. That makes anyone want to commit suicide,

[Britoe97]

@mch158 Thus having your dick cut in half. Sorry if several people already replied you I know this comment is like 5 months old but I had the urge to just say that. XD

[mch158]

@Britoe97 haha well i think id rather let em do whatever they want haha

[theriolugirl]

@mch158 Won't that make them kill you?

[r0b0tj0n3s]

step 1: get naked

step 2: cover self in feces

step 3: wait and see if anybody bothers kidnapping you when ur naked and covered in shit.

[friendlybeanrocks24]

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[Donnyl1994]

step 1: be friend with Chuck Norris!

[megahellreaper]

@Donnyl1994 step 2: copy his dna.

[MartyMcflyz]

@Donnyl1994 Step 2: Learn the Engrish.

[HarveyMidnight]

@MartyMcflyz Step 3: Be as racist as possible, to deter terrorists from kidnapping you.

[TeaStrawberry]

@Donnyl1994 how :(

i've tried for years now DX

[haloreach7]

@Donnyl1994 shut the fuck up your chuck norris jokes arent funny and people on thumbs it sicne its up on top so shut the fuck up honestly its annoying get the fuck off his dick

[Donnyl1994]

@haloreach7 hey, don't blame me...im just avoiding to be the black sheep!

[Icedjw45]

@Donnyl1994 who cares about Chuck Norris!?

[monkey28769]

Well you know how siblings fight as kids??? That's training for when someone kidnaps you

[Brandan09997]

about 90% of kidnapping is for sex trafficking >.>

[kaptinkrunch47]

So when im kidnapped and in the back of the van im suppose to say "So, how bout them Yankees?"

[DUSAbruddah]

terrorist umbakalaka

[twebb72]

and for god sake -- put the f***ing lotion in the basket!

[firelord100000]

why they hell will i pat myself on the back?

[lokaal18]

@TheHeyman47 You can get confused if you don't know what time it is...

[jonthefuzz2]

step 1: Cary a gun

[GreenRaccon]

at the end he said stay call. but at the beggining he said to make as much noice and comotion as pocible. what the fuck?

[awesomepizzadude]

@GreenRaccon yes. calm and crazy. 

[archnano11]

sometimes they say" wif karate i'll kik ur ass!" but in the end they all get kiked in the butt

[InvisibleFeathers]

Suggestion: Do not believe them when they say they have candy.

[KittyCatMew1]

3:45 RAWR IM A DINOSAUR

*gunshots*

u probably know what happens then

[dottiecupcake]

why dont u just put your cellphone in yo asscrack

[M2884NICK]

@dottiecupcake it hurts and is gay.

[15Musicbox]

"omg i just got kidnapped.....HOPSCOTCH TIME!"

..seriously? -_-

[richard833]

@15Musicbox LOL

[Loodooweg]

good job you just helped 158 kidnappers to do their job.

[Jermz1997]

Well I am more the type to talk to them like if they were a friend of mine.

[lokaal18]

@Jermz1997 So then you say: come to bed, you badboys! lol

[NanoVaporX]

what if a kid is kidnapped?

[rihardo123]

@NanoVaporX pedobear alert?

[JoHnNyDePp2137]

2:34 what is that symbol? first time seeing it

[metalskateboarder965]

@JoHnNyDePp2137 star of david symbol of judaism

[NanoVaporX]

@metalskateboarder965 whats that?

[metalskateboarder965]

@NanoVaporX Have you never seen it? Its the symbol of judaism. the religion of the Jewish people.

[JoHnNyDePp2137]

@metalskateboarder965 i meant the next one. thanks for answering though

[lucychan101]

I love the epic music xD



[MrJustinMcdonald]

that dude went through so much shit

[MrManDude1556]

@MrJustinMcdonald Dang it, i was about to post that before reading your comment just now lol

[ChristinaWolfle]

step 1 make a commotion doesent work if you have a gun to your head

[EverlastingCC]

Play dead. It worked for one guy who was kidnapped

[lukmanohands]

3:16 some creepy ass dudes hand comes in my room id stomp that shit out! ah the stuff i find at 5am...

[bunsstar201]

step one if it is a guy try ti kick him right in the nuts and if its an women and youre a boy just wayt and hope it is for sex (happy face)

[victoneter]

Good thing I always hide a loaded ak47 in my ass.

[Ahmet42Alp]

@victoneter Made me laugh man xD

[Jaxxon10]

this is why you need a weapon with u at all times -.-

[coloniaivu1138]

step 1 you need hole lot of luck

[littleeskimo26z]

mexico city.......racist lol

[kimbobrand7]

Step 1: Have Chuck Norris by your side

[132456ish]

or how about buy a gun

[MartyMcflyz]

Step 1: Be fat and unable to fit in the van door.

[Pacman117productions]

@MartyMcflyz I GOT THIS IS THE BAG!

[stevo2099]

@MartyMcflyz haha that would be an average american? so were safe? lol jk

[TheEdenAlbert]

@MartyMcflyz that made my day lol

[MartyMcflyz]

@TheEdenAlbert (:

[knobylob]

@MartyMcflyz yay, i'm never going to be kidnapped.

[L4Dhunterdude]

@MartyMcflyz So funny?

[azzer411]

So how do I get them in the trunk of my car again? And I only have a ford focus.. must I upgrade?

[buckethead6787]

@azzer411 Just push down the back seats....

[MrMeineNamen]

these vids fail... pretty sure these events are nothing like portrayed in the movies cuz thats all these vids seem to be basing stuff off xD

[jamestaindahouse]

alright ive just been kidnapped time to get up youtube lol

[idkname657]

next time just carry a small weapon when you go outside

[EngLhag]

Talk about religion??? U want to die???

[MrSpaghetti12]

@EngLhag it said avoid talking about religion and politics

[EngLhag]

@MrSpaghetti12 ooops. sorry ... I missunderstood so.

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

What if you've been shoved in the passenger seat of a car?

[LeiraSays]

3:19 Where the hell did he get that paper?

[MoonyPlusPadfoot]

Step 1: Become friends with Chuck Norris

Step 2: Hang with him alot.

Step 3: Have him around

[ilysimsville]

How to escape from a kidnapper: Hide a cellphone in your underwear. ＝ω＝

[tdifan12322]

Step 1:take judo/kung fu/taekwondo and ballet or gymastics(even guys)

Step 2:when they take you kick em in the nuts or kick en in the nose like me I was trying to be taken when i shouted help and choked him and kneeled him

[tdifan12322]

dude mustve had a lot of black cats

[igotramen]

wow...

[iceblade05]

bullshit you hit the deck!, look what happened when they killed bin laden, armed or not, your gunna get shot >.>

[REDRASCAL666]

@iceblade05 unless your a natoriouse terorist i think your gonna be allright...

[ilysimsville]

Step 1: Kick 'em where the sun don't shine

[MyBeebles]

@ilysimsville What if they are albino?! The sun don't shine anywhere!!!

[adeiamig]

@ilysimsville lol,why?

[sometingstupid1]

Step 1: Get a cow poo and cover your self with it.

Step 2: Get a 50cal MG.

Step 3: Get an RPG.

Step 4: Use them.

Step 5: Dice the bodies in your backyard.

Step 6: Reload.

Step 7: Don't tell the police anything.

[SporeFreak2010]

Okay 1 they'll probably hear u busting out the tail light.

2 they would just tell u to STFU and put a gun to yer head if u started talking to them

3 SOME criminal aren't stupid they'd probably just remove the trunk release handle on that car so as to stop people from escaping or alerting cops

[firespin98]

step 1 : punch through the tail light and put your hand out

step 2 : give them the finger and insult them

step 3 : wait

[basshoundusa]

Step 1: Arm yourself with a firearm.

Step 2: Use it.

Step 3: Reload.

[strokeMEdry]

@basshoundusa Or you can just use martial arts when they attack you and use their gun against them after breaking their arm.

[Alltheesevillians]

Ok so I may have a gun to my face, but lets play pat-a-cake!

[Hunter17001]

3:16 how did he have a pencil and paper?

[ultrazeen380]

kidnapping for money say you have a stomach formation deasease that will confuse your captor and bite your tounge or cheek get enuf blood to fill your bouth and prettend to start to die if you dotn get your pills

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

step one: carry a gun on you so you can shoot the fuck out of anyone who touches you

[SuperOcarinamaster]

step 1 PULL OUT AN UZI AND SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!

[GameFreaksStudios]

@SuperOcarinamaster not everyone has an uzi

[Arkenarge]

@GameFreaksStudios what are you talking about? even 12 year olds have uzis now adays.

[GameFreaksStudios]

@Arkenarge yeah okay...

[MultiBization]

@Arkenarge uzis..? we kids cary bazooka around..

[zmalik10]

yeah, because the first thing i look for in a random passing car is a hand sticking out of the tailight..

[ChEcKeReDdInO]

My mom has made me practice my scream if I ever get kidnapped...Its pretty fun, xD

[theskye101]

@ChEcKeReDdInO XD

[recongod0324]

that is good imfo

[jfitzsimons104]

So ive just been kidnapped and the first thing im supposed to say to them is "hey did you see the game last night?"

[ITILII]

@jfitzsimons104 just hope you're a fan of the same team as the kidnappers

[bloodhound9991]

@jfitzsimons104 The point of saying things like that is so you wont get killed you idiot. A person like you would most likely yell at them for kidnapping you and then get shot. Dumbass

[jfitzsimons104]

@bloodhound9991 I feel really sorry for you. I can't imagine what life must be like without a sense of humour.

It was a joke moron.

[Unit4Good]

@jfitzsimons104 i fell really sorry for you. You can't even get a sentence can you

[TheWolfprodigy]

@jfitzsimons104 he means so you and the kidnapper feel a like or in sync like if his favorite team is the jets talk about how great they are

[TheMaximisch]

What about Karate and Judo skills + being about 2 metres? :D

[1234yersiman]

I actually know aikido. So if anyone tries to mug me or grab me, I can snap their neck!