Russell Peters on George Lopez 11/11/2010

[TheTrieutran]

OMG I can't breathe....2 pillow head =)))))

[GrapeAdeSkate]

Il sthoy preaganante

[roccvince]

thumbs up for the kid in the corner at the end



[JoeMamma23]

Anyone know the name of the song that plays when George Introduces Russell in?

[KashishK336]

Russell... why you no marry brown girl?

I would've found a nice girl for you... arranged marriages ftw

[hearaftericome]

MY GOD HE JUST USED A DAVE CHAPELLE JOKE "WHERE ALL GONNA BEIGE" MY GAAAD ORIGINALITY AT ITS BEST watch?v=KQTEarr4P4k 7:43 SECS

[PinoyJoy959]

Kinda ironic how he met his wife on New Years or something. I freaked out when I saw him on the movie New Years Ever.

[jodeloedel]

It sucks he keeps repeating fucking jokes all the time

[visitnajr]

if u mix a caucasian and an asian, sadly u still gonna get a caucasian :'(

[MurakamiTenshi]

@visitnajr Oddly enough, they're called hapa, a hawaiian word for half

[inoshikasakunaru]

When i grow up, I'm totally adopting one of each, pastaferian, halopino, hinjus, a freak and icecube. Totally.

[AngelsRamin]

eventually the world is gonna b beige lol

[soekarno31]

fuckin rich bastard now

[Ade1892]

We (ecuadorians) have big heads, seriously!...look who's talking...if the kid gets a big head you really can't blame your wife dude lol

[AndreaColoma91]

@Ade1892 We don't have big heads!

[libertyfx3]

@Ade1892 what does he mean about the big heads?.. like physical big heads or like being cocky?..

[adlereagle123]

@libertyfx3 big head as in ( ^_^ )

[juicyi3ig]

lol poor guy is thinkin George Lopez is gonna thank him first for bein on the show.. instead says Denzel & hil Duff. lol f'd up

[moves2008]

Guess i need to make white friends fast.

[MrCasiopcr20]

russell's jacket and george's shoes, both are bad ass

[HaNsEL091]

haha ice cubes

[BLazingR]

LOOOOOOL HE SAID COLLECTOR'S ITEM!!!! looool... does that mean, i'm allowed to keep my caucasian friends in the basement and only visit them once a month to wiped the dust and dirt of them?? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I love russell peters man!

[argbarb8]

ICE CUBES.

:P

[amritz50]

finally something that is not recorded using a potato :)

[JohnnyIri5h]

what kind of jacket is russell wearing?!

[coolshoaib999]

@JohnnyIri5h Looks like it's made of Velvet.

[alokraja1]

@JohnnyIri5h basche

[qgetho]

@JohnnyIri5h ofc blazer dude,

[nellie2581]

Yo soy pregnante, he made it up

[nellie2581]

French and Greek = Freak!

[nellie2581]

Pastafarians!

[nellie2581]

I have white people in my life

[nellie2581]

Funny guy

[sexe5k]

HAHAH icecubes

[D33Lux]

Amazing to see Russell where he's at right now, I remember him telling us jokes and him doing shows at my college campus. I'm happy for his success.

[TheRiSkcrew]

His jokes are all just facts that we dont noticed!!

[ryankhan11]

he needs to write some new jokes man :/

[hypotanuz]

Poor wife hahahaha

[ShugoCharaSkipBeat]

oh hey its been one year [x 11.11.11

[looney408]

i live in san jose :) but im not going :(

[saifraiden]

@Shrila1 LAMO!!!!!!! nice 1 XD XD XD

[JoseShorifRC]

how the hell is he christian ?!?!?!?

[iupstud]

@JoseShorifRC he is Anglo Indian - India was ruled by Britain for 200 yrs and his ancestors mixed with a White man.

[1Dss]

Why would anyone seriously complain that a comedian repeats jokes from show to show. WTF? Do you also complain when if Rihanna does the same songs every stop on her tour? stupid stupid stupid

[Ulfnarr]

is it my feeling only or this lopez is not completely at ease in front of a camera?

[SsgtWu]

RIck FOx is denzel eh? aahahaha

[DemonKing011]

Russel comes home he says : Honey, I'm home.

his wife: Russel I saw what you said about my family...

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad..

[Augustahumbert]

@DemonKing011 hahahahahaahaha someone gonna get-a-hurt reaaaal bad

[ItachiCyrenna]

its funny that the whites are all laughing,

but its the truth.

we indians are taking over.

[firstgreytea]

i bet his wife is gonna be pissed

[MysteriousBlue101]

@firstgreytea well those are one of the disadvantages of marrying a comedian.

[AshleyPendragon]

Hinjew~ aw i love The Guild <3 (i hope someone got that reference xD)

[fishNguitars]

"Yo soy pregunante.." LMFAO..!!

[IPawnt]

"let me thank my guests...Denzel Washington" O.O

[venessa32]

Jamaicans and Italians..... already done.

[vipereyes96]

@venessa32

exactly

[TheGuider]

@Venom99007 He was also in "Source Code", wasn't he?

[stormcorrosion]

@TheGuider Yup, as the comedian guy on the train.

[94colochita]

lmfaooo russel peters kills me

[dudilishious]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH

[gagatep450]

baddest show in late night, it was so bad it got cancelled.

[InfinityKil]

where is russel peters now?

if anybody knows give me a link to his website or his newest video or something

[Sylvanyicool]

@InfinityKil Actually... movie's called Breakaway. 

[americangangster86]

George Lopez is so CORNY. Plz give Russell The Show Ya Damn Beaner!

[chamathoiiii]

Iceland + Cuba = Little Icecubes

:P:P:P

[Oneightninezero]

@chocolatefudgebrownl LOUIS C.K. doesn't

[ALUBHUNDA]

wat if u see a new yorker wearing shiv pendant r u gonna question him for that....dumb as ur question

[lordzero545]

He just did his "Mixed babies" joke. That was it. Calm down people. He's human. He can't just make jokes off the top of his head automatically. He actually has the sit down, think and write it all down.

[SNIPEZ30]

why is he wereing a cross hes indian

[lordzero545]

@SNIPEZ30 Wow. You are VERY ignorant. Your race doesn't define your religion. A white person can be Muslim. A black guy could be Roman Catholic. I'm Indian and I'm Christian as well. Not all of India is covered with Hindus. Being an Indian that is a Christian is much more strict than the average Christian. We pray, read the bible and discuss everything everyday.

[americangangster86]

@lordzero545 Christianity is not the religion of your ancestors. Just a religion forced upon your kind by dirty white people!

[lordzero545]

@americangangster86 Um... It depends I guess. Because my grandfather was a minister in India and he created like 50 churches over there. There's even some churches that branched over here too. And I doubt he could have been that devoted through force, so his father must have been a devoted Christian as well. Thing is, my parents are from the Southern tip of India. They're more lenient there on race and it's not full of Hindus like you think. So yeah, geographic location played a part as well. :)

[hificomponentsystem]

@americangangster86 I hope yyou find GOD. GOD Bless!

[SharipaFazli]

@SNIPEZ30 Well, have you ever thought that indian people CAN BE CHRISTIAN? Im not even christian and I know THAT. Pfft...

[loveliferocks]

@SNIPEZ30 lol.. so all christians are white people? lol hate to disappoint but did u know Richard Gere is Buddhist? lmao..

[adre10]

@loveliferocks excuse me... i'm brown and i'm christian =)

[loveliferocks]

@adre10 lol good for you.. maybe u misunderstood me.. you should tell that to SNIPEZ30 lol...

[bmthloserkid666]

he shouldve added a phillipino and a chinese..you get a pinese



[Proof923]

Is she still with him after this ?? She does ?... RESPECT!! lol

[xgonetoosoon]

He did those jokes before................

[xoMTemobabeox]

holy shit its george lopez! lol i love these jokes but hes gotta come up with something new i think onegina is distracting him

[Wowee2012]

My friend is Mexican and Trinidadian :D

[sashraf00]

i have a onegina

[JattBoss712]

White people are a minority. Half the world is chinese and indian. Not inluding latinos blacks and others

[whatsmyname361]

11/11/2011 make a wish while watching this video lol

[poyanator]

yo soy pregenante!

[JamezNumber1]

Latinos love Indians you know it Russell Loool

[ayshay345]

he KNOCKED HER!

[JuKa3177]

is he actually married

[darkerforest]

Actually pastafarianism is a formal religion.

[iSqueezeYourManggo]

about 11/11/2011, for those who asked me what its about, read the previous comments (;

[TheNutsproduction]

omfg 4:05 soo funny when he tries to speak!! :[]

[TheNutsproduction]

omg this russell peters u funny!

[brbtytbye]

lol



[Hishman007]

lol

[LatinoXRocker]

"pretty soon, there arent gonna be any white people." -

thats sooo true lol =)

[DeadIslandTrailers]

he fell off.....smh.

rip russell peters career 2004-2006

[Architecturalism]

@DeadIslandTrailers WHAT?? What are you on? Russell is naturally hilarious. . everything he does is funny. . you're just jealous and honestly. . you have the breath of a d*&k sucker!! You + breathmint = world peace! Now fuck off

[fighter8110]

i bet ur wife is one f the 10 dislikes...

[shineekute]

French+Greek = Freak =)) #LOL

and Icecube =))

[xander1430]

Does anyone know that he appeared in The Source Code? Awesome! I wonder if he's gonna take up a bit more acting in the future.

[SamoanWarrior414]

@chocolatefudgebrownl i would like to see u pull of a comedian act, like his......it takes alot of talent and when they find good bit.....they keep it and do it for important events because there the funniest......so don't hate...HE IS GREAT

[chocolatefudgebrownl]

@SamoanWarrior414 ok i just want to make one thing clear to everyone filling my inbox with replies: I LOVE RUSSELL PETERS OK !? he's greaat ! i was really bored one day and he always crack me up its just a bit of a disappointment this time when youve heard them before? geez

[persian0girl]

that's what u call a forced marriage lol

[uranoobyy]

imagine the mic knocked someone out cold LOL

[krutftw]

He obviously changed the title.

[stoneblackcherry]

11-11-2010? i dont get it

[im4everbest]

@stoneblackcherry 11th of november 2010

[mrmrlovemeself]

SOMEBODY GONA GETTA HURT REAL BAD!

[lamujermaslinda]

his wife is too pretty for him

[XPil3s]

So he is married? Married someone recently, who he dated only for a bit and she is pregnant? So they got married b/c he knocked her out?

[XPil3s]

so he is married? Married someone recently, who he dated only for a bit and she is pregnant? Good luck....

[postalloon]

shitshitshit....i wanted a laugh and found out my soulmate has become MARRIED!! (i'll wait for you, russell!!) <3

[oliviacnb]

HAHHAH lol yay for white people. Like we don't already get enuff

[8SpongebobIsAwesome8]

Pastafarians LOL

[bsdslacker]

Latina, she probably has a big head, but a huge and beautiful behind too, so no problems there.

[aphi1022]

that jacket look cool

[Heckshi]

it was all fun till he thanked the troops who should stop killing Iraqi children come HOME ALREADY!!

[Dude902]

I can't watch George Lopez without thinking if the Lowrider theme.

[kl2991]

old jokes!!



[Cro1995Boy]

Frenches and Greeeks...Freaks HAHAHA

[619coolnickhere]

Indians love Latino chicks..

[giriisindahouse]

@619coolnickhere that's coz they look similar to North Indians.

[MrJefe29]

@619coolnickhere only punjabis

[MrRucking]

thumbs up for the quality

[SakuraSolidMarker]

russell peters looks like he knows how to dress ,haha

[BlazenSkill]

I don't understand the time travel jokes? can some one explain to me why everyones talking about time travel

[sanjosestateboy]

i thought he was retired

[navataru]

lol i know a white person...I GOT A COLLECTORS ITEM!!

[BeserkerLP]

ICECUBES XD

[corpixcorpredtorro]

oooh. i know a hinjew.

[bballplaya1031]

@corpixcorpredtorro its "injew"

[CharlieWindar]

@bballplaya1031 No, it's HinJew, as in Hindu and Jew.

[KarasekUS]

That's so old...

[GreatjayQ]

hollapinos

[SourceOfInformation]

Youtube is a time machine.

[GLitcHF0xx]

woman from Iceland, the guy from Cuba...Little IceCubes....HAHA OMG!!!

[TheFranzruss]

ill get married on 11/11/11 lol

[happygunzz]

And here I am thinking it"s april O_ o

[konnykontant]

I always knew that Rusell Peter was ahead of his shit.. riiiight.

[innocent1984]

HAHAHA seriously! I noticed that! All of a sudden been forwarded to November 11th, 2011! Hmmm

[angelwars12]

same time as skyrim lol

[iSqueezeYourManggo]

11/11/2011? are we in the future? prophecy!

[Y5x]

@iSqueezeYourManggo 2010

[reservechelseakeeper]

@iSqueezeYourManggo its 11-11-2010

[sparkelgirl11]

@iSqueezeYourManggo it says 2010 :P

[mohmmmadisamir]

@iSqueezeYourManggo whats all that about man????

[rohan64bit]

@iSqueezeYourManggo no its 2010

[SuperParthsharma]

@iSqueezeYourManggo it is 11/11/2010

[Sulinderjit]

@iSqueezeYourManggo dude its 11/11/2010

[flamesting010]

@iSqueezeYourManggo

im predicting that youre an idiot too

[m0rphzone]

@iSqueezeYourManggo minecrafts coming out too

[SharipaFazli]

@iSqueezeYourManggo IDIOT It says 2010

[TheManiac54]

@iSqueezeYourManggo You ducecap.it says 11/11 2010

[coolpaky101]

hahahaha derz not gona be dat many white ppl no more lol

[JDM96ACCORD]

old jokes

[chocolatefudgebrownl]

he's done these jokes before ... come on russell

[aljowder95]

@chocolatefudgebrownl lol so what :P they are still funny u dont go to a shakira consert pissed off that u hears that song before :D

[mnagmobile]

@chocolatefudgebrownl not on this show and not in that country.

[BassP86]

@chocolatefudgebrownl

Dude, come on! Russell hasn't done the world mixing joke since that 2003 video which made him famous. He only redid it because it fit the fact that he got married to a woman of different ethnicity and they're having a kid. Plus he added in new material. There's nothing wrong with repeating old jokes every once in a while, or mixing new jokes with old material, it only makes the old jokes funny again. You're just upset because the mixing joke is quoted by so many people.

[UniversalHere]

@chocolatefudgebrownl all comedians repeat jokes

[indofoot7]

indeed

[LEGOl3OY]

@chocolatefudgebrownl well look at this way, lady gaga sings the same songs on her CD at concerts

thus russell peters does the same stuff on his DVD :D

[TheAzraelKnight]

@chocolatefudgebrownl come....coooome.....caaoooooom­e....

[karorere]

@chocolatefudgebrownl thats true but maybe those people haven't heard them