Matthew Stafford David Letterman Top 10

[wazonu]

GT's =)

[mannyamaya]

1. WTF is gonna happen when i get hit by julius peppers or bj raji?

[autographer42]

@forgetaboutbre your a jerk what did they do to you

[hondavtecc]

Letterman top 10 is pretty lame.

[timberwolf87]

Jessica Simpson and Matthew used to actually live in the same neighborhood when she was dating Tony Romo lol.

[Kurama034]

the bit about winning one game was funny 

[ChargersLVII]

@Kurama034 and kinda prophetic :p

[mojackomojacko]

how was he as a player?

[42HockeyRules42]

hahah why does jessica simpson keep calling me haha thats a tony romo joke

[deathbat666syn]

Hahah Stafford's my hero number 8 is funny detroit has won two games so good season haha

GO LIONS!

[Easye623]

I'm a huge Bulldogs fan and have been watching Stafford ever since he was a freshman, but you'd think he do a little better in front of a camera by now! lol

[fista10000]

Not bad!

[jpwpcp]

"Is that you, pa?" lol...

[funkster3019]

lmfao....holy crap i just pulled a hamstring

[JDizzle1731]

LMAO!!! at number 8

[MVPballer04]

lmao

[JerseyChaser106]

LOSER!

[forgotaboutbre]

You think that I am angry? It's okay, I understand that you read anger in everybody after daddy displaced so much of his anger and frustration into your stomach.

[JerseyChaser106]

WINNER!

[forgotaboutbre]

No you don't seem to understand. It is in fact YOU who was used by your daddy as a semen depository. YOU were not held by your parents and they did not love you. Sometimes they told you that they loved you but that was only to convince you to swallow. Unfortunately, after the deed was done, it was back into the basement for you, to live with the rats and the roaches until daddy could get hard again.

[forgotaboutbre]

I hate to break it to you but incest gay blowjobs aren't normal for the rest of the world. That kind of thing is only normal in YOUR family because you grew up in a fucked up household with parents that did not love you as anything more than a cum dumpster.

[forgotaboutbre]

I'm not even going to bother checking with him because you finished sucking it dry a LONG time ago

[forgotaboutbre]

You definitely deserve the award when you can't even tell that he is making fun of you when he misspells your name.

[The6ChickMagnet]

not funny yet again letterman

[zbcbdsjb]

I liked this top 10,

Whats even better is the combination him and Calvin Johnson will make in the NFL in the next few yrs....

[ldc62]

Yup... i can finally watch a lions game without getting mad and turning that crap off (MAYBE)

[Theboardsurfer]

that was horrible...but still...GO DAWGS!!

[AScott21042]

after every thought he licks his lips

[joefeery]

he looked so miserable

[wiiloverandproud]

Can you blame him?

[joefeery]

not really haha the lions

[Uz3R555]

GO LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The6ChickMagnet]

lmaoooooo

[joshbrownie911]

Stafford will be the next tim couch ... mark my words.......

[overobama]

stafford is big time, has a big arm

[TheBcat000012]

@joshbrownie911 hows that working out

[joshbrownie911]

@TheBcat000012 nice call....over the last 2 years i have developed into one of his followers...

[Ryanthebeast4]

i wish matt stafford played 4 the broncos, our qbs now are a joke

[harden1134]

thats funny how your set at the position for the next ten years one day and then not so much...haha

[Ryanthebeast4]

it really does suck and its so stupid how it went down

[AtTheDriveBy]

@Ryanthebeast4 Orton, Quinn and Tebow....theyre not bad..not spectacular too

[utube793]

oh then you were just misinformed with a bunch of left wing material that deliberately misinterprets a scenario that provokes in way that gains your little moronic interest.

lol moron

[IdiotOfTheDayAwards]

leakpot says - 'cracker faggot'

ahhh! how intellectual of you! Two slurs in one comment - you are a TREASURE to your parents, and they cannot stop bragging about the fantastic young man you've turned out to be.

CONGRATULATIONS again, leakpot, you are today's Idiot of the Day award winner!

[burdell]

fake

[stefgabo]

"If the Lions win one game this season,I'm a Hero."

[8poseur8]

of course not, professional perfection takes forever.

[PennstateFann4005]

go with what mgattanella said it is funny and i am suprised u can spell with the crack pot stuff u just said. not that i am trying to pick a fight i Utube.

[snowfender]

i hate how he licks his lips after EVERY NUMBER

[oYOURMYBOYBLUEo]

staffords the best

[jvilla21]

the jessica simpson joke shoulda been number one.

[dude728]

totally should have been #1!

[blacklespaul14]

Yeah, only if ur a Cowboys hater, which i'd bet u probably are

[jvilla21]

don't be a retard!!!!!!! I've been a Cowboys fan since I was a little kid. but a good joke is a good joke.

[liz4137]

I had class with him, haha! GO DAWGS! and I guess, Go Lions now.

I'd attribute the "lack of personality" to nervousness....

[Mightykiller4]

he was soo nervous, he needs to lighten up

[aha45]

hah

[miken627]

It's All True

[daniejd224]

WooHoo Stafford, way to represent HP!!!(my high school) but next time dont b so nervous and show a little emotion

[18greene]

#2 is the only funny one,

[emedi1]

he has no personality not laughing or anything

[PRM115OT]

probably cause none of them were funny to him...or anyone

[xsilvacharmx]

Matthew Stafford >3

[jamesreadhunter]

I can't recall Jake Long or JaMarcus Russell appearing on Letterman...

[AestheticPerfection4]

Haha getting paid 70 million for embarassment.

[Jnizle]

that was funnier the first time

[kbaum222]

gay

[kthankxbye]

That would be totally hot.

[EqualStatus]

This is not funny.

[entrekpk]

i guess any form of entertainment has no value? besides the fact that some people need to escape every now and then. not everything has to be so all or nothing. we enjoy the principles of sports, so take your ass out of here and go comment on some political debate video.

[parrotsnest]

Bashing your own team.. priceless.

[tennisdawg]

hey fuck you dude, he is joking around.

[parrotsnest]

Fuck me? NO FUCK YOU! faggot.

[tennisdawg]

damn yankee

[PumpkinLove1987]

haha hes adorable.

[mexprince1]

he's a little better than mark sanchez, but as always the Mexican is undercutting the white guys salary and ends up being a better value,

[parrotsnest]

Yeah.. 'cause he went #5. dur.

Sanchez better than Stafford? HA!

[ldc62]

sanchez is way more hyped than Stafford. Stafford is better in every aspect, BUT Sanchez "according to the scouts" is more consistant.

[MajorLeonard]

Could you be anymore pretentious?

You're not enlightened, you're an idiot.

[jgood911]

You weren't good at sports, were you?

[shaggeez]

looks so stiff.

[utube793]

Do you enjoy comparing things that are only similar in trivial ways to make some comical point?

Your academics must not be very credible.

[utube793]

Ohh wow, how profound.

Sports...the biggest manipulative tool by the masons to dumb down a society in order to conform and behave in a socially desirable manner through capitalism.

Or maybe sports is just a form of entertainment that is exciting and fun.....

LOL your an idiot with your pathetic attempt to vaguely be profounded.. you clearly don't go out much.

[mgattanella]

yes, it's all a big conspiracy by the evil shadow people to make citizens mindless drones....OR, people like watching sports. one or the other.

idiot

[RoundtableSports]

gay

[EasyBake1313]

why does he lick his lips after saying a line?? lol

[Stbuster31]

its a quarterback thing. they lick their lips before, during and after a play.

[holyunderware2000]

i think its cuz hes nervous lol hes nothin like matt leinart he was this like hollywood celebrity and stafford is this good ol' boy from texas lol he always has look like he could say "well ah shucks" at any moment XD

[crackcabeza123]

yeah he does lol

[toywiz1]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[sickoicko12]

How about.....pretty funny and creative.

[jgreen871]

no. 3 no.2 XDDD

[surftr3s]

hahah lol if the lions win a game this year, I´m a hero XDDDDDDDDD

[sickoicko12]

I have to take a shit or how people of today say, I have to take a Lions.

[saverio1e]

?????????? PRETTY STUPID???????

[PatrickStreater]

lmfao

"From YOUR Detroit Lions"

I love Letterman

[xcspartan04]

the richest rookie in the NFL! congrats

[iloqin]

I'd look nervous and dull if I was guaranteed 41.7mil up toward 75mil+

[dannyboy785]

Most of these aren't funny.. or seem like inside jokes = why letterman sucks

[homer713]

you must be mentally retarded, the late show writers write them, he just read them off the screen

[dannyboy785]

it's his fuckin show, if he doesnt think something is funny, he can change it or choose not to air it. Letterman had dumbass comments after each one of these... he clearly had a hand in the 10 and thinks theyre hilarious. When most werent

[luckyvet]

Dave's comments filled in the blanks and made it flow better because Matt looked nervous & spoke dull.

[xxGuitarGod77xx]

thats wat i meant, hes reading them from the screen. look i dont ever watch the show but ii was just saying that because it seemed lie they tried to make it look like he came up with them, dick

[kpa000]

you really think they were his actual ten thoughts?

[suckley74]

i grew up in detroit and wasn't surprised at the lions perfect season last year!

[odiedude]

He looked nervous.

[Babalol1]

lol blow it why the fuck do u do that. You don't play football for that long get good at it get your money and leave. You do it for the love of the game.

[apeazy]

Lions without Millen and our new team will be alot better trust me

[djl1980]

#2 is the best one

Detroit sucks

[Chick6517]

i was bored and i knew that all i needed was some youtube and yes your videos have been keeping me entertained

[smallfry206]

#8 it is so bad tht it is true...... he has no idea what he is getting into

we (the fans) basically are gonna give him a tough rookie season

i will say however that he is a good player and a good sport about being booed at the draft and im excited to see what the future holds.

[seven7one1six6]

0-16, all I have to say.

[h1hell0h3y]

i know him

[blakers1422]

haha,this guy made a good decision goin pro guarenteed 41 million,he could blow it and not give a fuck

[ipone4g]

#2 awesome

[dueschfuck]

haha holy crap i think i just pulled my hamstring ha imagine 10 seconds after detroit picks him, that happens

[dgonzalesz1]

ya shouldnt complain about how much money he is making....thats the NFL....next year the 1st draft pick will probably make more.....if its a qb...leave him alone....most of us would love to be in his shoes...

[girlscallmesneaky]

i dont understand how someone who has never took a snap in the nfl is guaranteed 41million. if he fails i'll be the 1st to say i knew it

[PsychoScientist]

I hope you blow out your overrated and overpriced ACL

[jtodd82004]

emul, your a tool.

[ioumon]

#3 is so funny

[emul269]

Stafford - You have been guaranteed $41 million of your $72 million contract for the next six years. Maybe you should keep your mouth shut before you even get cut by Detroit in a few years.

[tttmack15]

8 was completely true!

[Pipes1103]

He is now making more money than Tom Brady - ridiculous.

[deputyduffy]

boy, he sure looked nervous....just wait until he see's how well he's O line blocks....

[nwcompton01]

Haha that is so true....The Famous lions draft a QB a WR and a RB...wierd huh. Only 1 OT. Theyre fuckd

[suckafartfrommyass]

yeah, forget about the elite TE, the elite safety, the DT and the 2 LB's.

god youre stupid

[garrenshot]

lmao

[garrenshot]

the ot came from nebraska

[56panther]

He's used to playing behind crappy offensive lines. Just look at his three years at UGA. Only once (2008) did they really have the opportunity to put together an elite OL unit, but injuries did them in before the end of fall camp. Of course, having Knowshon Moreno took a lot of pressure off of him.

[BeASimpleMan]

Not sure if his teammates will like this. Dissing them on Letterman.

[jenaggie02]

I love this kid! He has a great head on his shoulders.

[JujuballaXD]

I loved #8. lol

[timcox34]

8 is awsome

[Dmacfan5]

Holy crap i think i just pulled a hamstring lol

[xdynomitex85]

lol