Façade trailer

[Spazzedoutfangirl1]

melon

[TheUnknownD]

i said trace i love you and everyone ignored me D:

[SnoozersDog]

I found out Trip was cheating on Grace and then Trip left and Grace was all awkward...

[OneOcean1021]

5:04 The point to where you know you're winning.

[blazzered2]

PEWDIEPIE!!!!

[wtl1999]

MELONS!

[Crunchsnap]

"Nice boobs! Are they as fake as they look?"

[polarwolf2541]

Amazing games

[b1bIs1337]

All the awkwardness of real life without the hassle of leaving my house.

[SaturnTrack]

Cr1tiKaL brought me here.

[fastbreak333]

It's so hard being white.

[Apa123ification]

Wth is Trip doing in the kitchen?

[TheStormchaser12]

I play this game, but when the characters talk, they don't make any noise, but captions come up, even if captions are off. Does anyone know whats going on?

[ackbobthedead]

I am so going to fuck up their lives!

[NotARacistRapist]

Robbaz brought me here best swedish viking director on youtube!

[Akindblackman]

@NotARacistRapist yeeeeahhh!! true that

[SWEGrabbarna]

future of video game WRONG

[TheVidviewer]

sellin weed?

[fappingfrenzy]

lol at "Screw you Trip"

[BraveBub]

The graphics aren't working!!! I have windows 7!!! I really want to play!!! Can someone help???!!

[MaddyCinderella]

@BraveBub I have the same problem

[ArtyomTehRussian]

/watch?v=DvMrR4_4E-Q&feature=g­-all

[IAmLacertosus]

could someone tell me where to get this game?

[Faremmy]

@IAmLacertosus type in google FACADE DOWNLOAD (the site is interactivestory . net"

[TheStickfigureCO]

The lack of music make this quite hilarious.

[Itsover90]

I'm gonna fix us up some drinks.

[Akibachan1]

The idea of an interactive story is a good idea, but it's a pain to listen to these two yelling at each other.

[radioguysbrother]

they said my name o__o

[whillchill]

best things to say in facade:

Synonyms to breasts, Melon makes trip freak out

Mention; Maria, trip will fuck out again hahah

Btw i would be really glad if you would check my channel, :) i make skyrim and facade videos haha :P

[MrThewowplayer]

sniper ghost warrior...

[xXsebassXx34]

@MrThewowplayer NOBS FOR LIFE!!!

[zhigy]

I love this game 

[undonekai]

apparently saying "DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE NEWS" is an insult ingame

[menthus123]

They need to make a sims game like this...

[SgtOReilly]

I can touch nipples with toes.

[habbototaladdict45]

... Ok, every good reviewer of this "game" obviously are not respected reviewers of the serious gaming community.

[TheGeek1028]

This program is so 2001 it's not even funny

[0MrFusion0]

@TheGeek1028 just like your comment!

btw it really is a great game, dont be so judgmental.

[TheGeek1028]

@0MrFusion0 I've used it before, it's funny as hell xD

I'm just saying, it looks so graphically outdated.

[0MrFusion0]

@TheGeek1028 yeah but you know its only made by a couple of guys, plus you'd forget while your playing. next time when you play make sure you tell them that you killed a man, its great!

[TheGeek1028]

@0MrFusion0 I'm just saying, I'm not knocking the game, it's just easy to laugh at sometimes.

[0MrFusion0]

@TheGeek1028 oh thats fine mate, it is funny at times and fun to mess with also.

[Avpsagaman]

Kovic

[TheNintendAlex]

what the fuck is a swizzle stick

[EvilStreaks]

Haha... you play a dick in the company of dicks. It's a bit weird that proposing to someone's wife at their art deco shithole just makes him react less than if you pointed at her tits.

Anyway, games are games. It's just a bit rich calling it powerfully emotional great art. the system might one day support something like that but Andrew and his two yuppie test subjects aren't it. Not saying it's bad. It's interesting.  But it's not exactly a thought-provoking narrative. Does look fun tho..

[EvilStreaks]

Nice idea if it works. Looks like it must be extremely limited and full of holes. And "great art" and "powerful emotions" ???? Just because they're AI doesn't mean they're interesting characters. Just because the story is dynamic doesn't mean it's engaging. And this demonstraion doesn't show any real affect of dialogue unless you act in an extreme way. I suppose it could work... but being in the company of an arguing couple isn't rare fun only games can provide. But I'm judging too early.

[BlackSheepBoPeep]

Great voice acting

[ferrai360]

awesome game

[ImAbrahamDeLacy]

i wanna bang grace

[KSS998]

Lol, Cr1TiKaL was right, she a ho.

[KataraMeow]

Most fun thing to do on this game? Screw up those two marrige

[MadFortress2]

PewDiePie brought me here.

[BeenieBomb]

@MadFortress2 Hey my fellow Bro! :D

[MadFortress2]

@BeenieBomb *brofist*

[BeenieBomb]

@MadFortress2 *brofist*

[radioguysbrother]

@MadFortress2 Cr1TiKaL got me here

[so6friggen6swagged6]

i wish i could download this.

[EvilStreaks]

@so6friggen6swagged6 It's supposed to be free from their site, but the download link is dead...

[gralkses]

robbaz brought me here

[TheDreamsProductions]

can we really Play this??

[myshcoolaccount]

this is atleast 5,000 hours of gameplay.

[libraalbert91]

crap graphics, amazing AI

[SirZippety56]

thanks, dopefish!

[bullseyexx7]

fuck trip i wish you can beat him up

[cajunmama98]

i still wanna know....WTF IS WRONG WITH MELONS!?!?!

[HeyItsASquirrel]

I'm not surprised that you found it out from a commentator, but why do you have to make these comments? Just to get thumbs?

[Doomsdave96]

Thanks Seananners for showing me this. I need ma papaya juice!

[pineapplefilms]

Shut the fuck up Trip and give me some papaya juice!

[thenewaperez8696]

@pineapplefilms melon juice

[lpfann]

no matter how much i play. They always end up breaking up...and there is a way to make them stay together

[Goochbag8]

The super powers. CR1TIKAL and Seananners

[TheTrueDoves]

i love how the mouse pointer is always on her boobs.

[ALEXmeda]

SEANANNERS!

[TheRealDutchOwner]

I broke this game. Out of nowhere Trip and Grace weren't talking back, and nothing worked.

[heavenishell112]

@TheRealDutchOwner they didn't code anything after that

[LiamKawa]

This game is genius

[TheGuyWithTheTopHat]

I manage to brake Trip and Grace up cause they cheated on each other

[zorandroid]

4:08 TURBO BLINKING!!

[olddirtysouth]

cool!!!!

[Technosaurex]

grace your a hottie

screw you trip

[HackersOfComputers]

@SmartychanX3 the most funniest sentence to fuck with!

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

AzuriteReaction !!!

[Leon14000]

@HeavySandvichGuy1 DONT FUCK ME! Mah old dick cant take it!"

[HybridLionHound]

sadly, it does not work on my shitty computer :c

[HackersOfComputers]

@HybridLionHound does it run Minecraft or worse? (graphic and memory wise)

[HybridLionHound]

@HackersOfComputers it runs minecraft fine.

just somthing about how my comp handles the files i think

[HackersOfComputers]

@HybridLionHound well, be happy for one thing! your computer beats the SHIT out of mine, because it cant even handle that!

[HybridLionHound]

@HackersOfComputers mine a little tiny computer too xD

[TSL108]

I downloaded it...loads of fun! :D

[MrDjtivoli]

/watch?v=8Gmmeh9WQ-U best video of someone winning in this game xD You won't be disappointed.

[Alexander3OOO]

CR1TIKAL

[The2ndSuicide]

i cant download this game

[MrBiggles5]

melon maria barcelona vince

[soiyamate123]

i just realized how pastey grace is LOL

[DonnaKorr]

I cried like a little bitch when I finally goit trip to admit he was cheating. I started yelling NOOOOOOOO TRIP! HOW COULD YOU!!! : (

[breathespite]

Wow, I didn't even know you could compound so much awkwardness in 30 minutes...

[Leon14000]

DONT SAY MELON!!!

[TheWiseFool96]

"mind if i masterbate real quick??"

[type87randomXD]

Who is this cr1tikal asshole.

[skiingxmoose]

@type87randomXD Dude who does weird ass comentaries

[DirtyMyrk]

@type87randomXD FYI he is the greatest commentator on YOUtube. He is fucking HILARIOUS!

[comerboy111]

wow at 5:20...that was the corniest joke i ever heard

[SystematicFoo]

Seems good. Now if they had a good budget...

[PedrazaProductions]

30 people didn't find out how to fuck Grace.

[42ledzepp34]

@PedrazaProductions how do u do it lolol

[MrUpload]

What's not to like about this video and game? 30 negative votes. OMG!

[MrUpload]

The game is really great. Had much fun with it. Even "won" once.

[YouSeeWhatISay]

whats up with those textures

[1EARTH1LOVE]

What's the point of the game?

[izzab3ll3]

CR1TIKAL :'D

[mrmannoobs]

I can touch my nipples with my toes.

[chasedog11100]

@mrmannoobs me to all cr1ticals fans can!



[mrmannoobs]

@chasedog11100 lol agreed.

[FamilyGuyRS]

2:40 lmao

[MasterFuck3000]

so when does the sex take place?

[ColeYounger88]

I saw this game because of cr1tickal!!

[crazynico101]

@ColeYounger88 me too

[charmandaz2000]

@ColeYounger88 you to

[SHiTJuFro743]

THIS IS THE FUTURE OF VIDEOGAMES

IF YOUR A DUMBASS

[creetopia]

"Grace's Inner soul, it's a mixture of chardonny, bitters and lot's of ice." Hahahah I love it!

[thisshouldsay2K]

"What's your poison?"

"Cyanide."

[XTacoMangX]

CR1TIKAL!

[fpspwn129]

@XTacoMangX 69 likes!!!

[Mangydangly]

AND THEN THEY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!



[8keane8bassguy]

"screw you trip"

Not even the programmers can take Trip seriously.

[LtSurge659]

How did you get this to work? Which Operating System?

And how did you do it in Windowed Mode?

[BloodyTheMoon]

da fuck is this shit?

[MrBiggles5]

melon

[maarudftw]

this game sucks

[miyalana]

After watching a few videos I came to this conclusion,

Trip is a total loser and Grace is a total jerk.

[emmily4]

I decided to put all their belongings on the couch (phone, martini glasses, weird statues) and once I got everything on there and interrupted them arguing with "all done!" they just stopped talking and stared at me. so I kissed them both and left.

shuts them up every time.

[k0stil]

you sex maniac

[k0stil]

0:54 - i thought he is going to shut the door

[ardeesonic]

melon

[Liongetinthecar3]

HOUSEKEEPING

[pppie123]

I completed and won Facade 3 times. Victory! :D

[YoIAmPhone]

Protip: Saying 'el melon' gets you kicked out instantly.

[mikegnr99]

DOES THIS WORK ON VISTA?!

[bunnyspy1]

@mikegnr99 yes

[mikegnr99]

@bunnyspy1 When i treid to download it it didn't work but then i found one that downloaded but it didn't install...

Do you or enyone else know a good download?

[HarharHagrid]

GRACE'S ASS: THE VIDEO GAME

[flopo79]

4:10 in college.. i was in love with someone else

the way trip turn around made me lol so hard

[flopo79]

@flopo79 4:50 sorry :p

[mnfdrums]

I've tried downloading this game to Snow Leopard, but it doesn't work cause I can't get past the "Loading - may take up to 60 seconds screen." Any idea why that is?

[MarioWars]

@mnfdrums wait up to 60 seconds

[Ygdrasel]

Looks stupid. But a neat concept, with loads of virtual asshole potential: Somebody please call Grace a nigger.

Better graphics, then make a game of it. Leaving now.

[garrettkirkthompson]

This certainly is a very interesting concept, but why does Trip's head always look like it's backwards on his body?

[Meowcow42]

Trip is such a faggot.

That would make him.. A TRIPFAG

DOHOHOHOHO

[xXxDiukexXx]

this give us an important advice: Never get married :(

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

WARNING: Trip will fucking slaughter you if you ask him for Melon Juice.

[wolvesfly7]

@PWNSCOUTMOVIES really? lol

[splitacab]

too slow.

[RenegadeFury]

can you kill a black person

[IceMetalPunk]

The tech for this seems pretty solid; the concept it's applied to here, though, is annoying and terrible.

Facade + A Decent Game = An Amazing Game

-IMP ;) :)

[Joskineide]

@IceMetalPunk to bad Facade isn't a decent game

[gohansupersayan]

@Joskineide Facade is a decent game just cause it does not have good graphics and 'cause it's indie does not make it bad

[smithiWerben]

i cant wait until games are like that this would be awesome in a game like fallout 3 i mean if it was perfect facade isnt really complete ....

[MasterFancyPants]

"trying to push the boundaries of both gaming and AI" ummm.... Haven't Cleverbot and The Disembodied Soul been out for awhile?

[omid11]

yeah i am never going to get married

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

hahaha



[TheReasonWhyGuy]

this is the weirdest game ever XD

[EratosDaughter]

After seeing how bad their marriage was, I came up with a great strategy to bring Grace happiness. Trip opened the door and greeted me, happily. I told him flat out, "You should get a divorce." He looked shocked, backed up, and slammed the door on me.

I was just trying to help!

[vidmizz]

i remember when i said:

Grace, nice boobs. And she took that as a compliment

[i3want3cookie]

the graphics make me lol

[SuperEmoBros]

1:38

[empv2]

lol this game came out 6 months b4 crysis i know they have nothing to do with each other crysis is an fps game with the best graphics in the world facade is an akward reunion thing simulation geeeez

[TheEranster]

@empv2

Crysis came out in 2005?

Also, Crysis does not longer have the best graphics ever.

[empv2]

@TheEranster lolz soz i meant the original far cry not crysis

[CheifyX]

Wait, proceduralarts did this?

Say what?

I geuss companies can have immaturity too.

[CheifyX]

Wait, proceduralarts did this?

Say what?

[tacoslurpee12345]

4:51 Look where the cursor is lol

[Neonite86]

0:53

"Hi, how are you?"

>:|

[8BitPerception]

I've never gotten drink before. wtf?!

[DZrache]

I've managed to get about 8 different outcomes from this game, but the "Grace's Inner Soul" line never gets old.

[Leathertoast]

Wow, I've never gotten that far. Usually I get thrown out within ten seconds.

[jsh020]

@Leathertoast i know right. all i said was my penis was bleeding. then he slams the door on me

[drdttdtrestds]

Worst game ever but the only one people got their attention on i mean lets face it the media doesnt EVER do anything 'bout video games besides saying "TEH INTERNETS AR EVUL DEY R HURT OUR CHEELDRUN WE NID TO GIT DEM ALL INTO JESUS CAMPZZ" or something like that

[9eman9]

lol screw you trip

[PrawDuhJee]

This game is pretty crude, the AI isn't that perceptive, unless you say the correct things the characters won't understand wtf you're saying.

[BobChaos23]

@PrawDuhJee It helps if you use actual words and sentences, a lost art on TEH INNERNETZ