Noob Meets Foreigner (Halo Machinima)

[KevinTheHaloNoob]

You call someone a noob if they have katana?

[Ch40sTh30ry24]

Gosh, thought it was foriegner like the 70's band. Ah well still enjoyed it

[marvelman110films]

It would be sad if this was real

[SlayingEliteTOM]

LOL CIRCLE JERRRRRRRRRK!!!

[TheRoflRuler]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLURP FAP SLRUP SLURP

[marksman1242]

that was... very disturbing... at the end... very... disturbing...

[blackdemenz]

lol that was a weird t-bag

[jazzybbygal2]

im british i dont speak like dat im from birmingham

[legostarwars5333]

@jazzybbygal2 lol ur a brummy

[jazzybbygal2]

@legostarwars5333 yarp

[darkdragon9899]

@TheKemutin You mean a masturbater

[JoeBGR]

and who is Foreigner?

[iPuma555]

WTF at the ending xD

[matamasta]

sounds like annoying orange

[nemesis0778]

i'm from southern england! :D

[lukemax1998]

i'm from malaysia...

[lukemax1998]

WOW ilike this movie.

[xLexiliciousx1]

I love you guyss!!!!! <3

[David67969]

sometimes in matchmaking i just walk up to someone and say hey... whats up but instead of talking they just say die and start shooting at me

[Gamerboy383]

is the music from gears of war 2?

[darkviper099]

What were they doing 3:06-3:16 O.O

[SuperSafiero]

@darkviper099 i dont want to know

[BaronvonVaderham1]

I dont get this guy im not gonna let him represent America as i know they are better than that but this guy is stupid and yes score one for England and Canada no offence to our American friends

[samandjosef]

O_O

[T1ny600]

Best english accent ever :D

[MetroidMan95]

omg the ads are evolving! ADblock pro has failed!

[wafers35]

annoying limey duche bag

[sonnifer]

gayest sound effect ever

[TheSoonermh]

lol hes all white at the end

[TheSpArT0n]

@TheSoonermh There is a reason for that :P lol

[Ragnarok6688]

Holy shit, was that a bear?!?!

[wafers35]

made by brits

[Iamleper]

@wafers35 correction made by fags... oh wait same thing. (Thumbs down for racism)

[GruntMan554]

"im from canyada" eh lol

[merchent343]

assninja XD.

[Pliskin47]

wow, this vid is funny as hell

GREEN-"hey! you never told me why your voice sounds so wierd"

PURPLE-"well i am british."

GREEN-"and, yeah. where is that like Mexico or something?' LMAO

and then later nasty noise tea-bagging :S

[Pliskin47]

@Blindbysightmusic why thank you very much, are you one too?

[werewolfgirl1995]

Wtf,has this guy never heard a foreigner before? 

[Spyker54]

Ok that's not how canadiens talk, hell we don't even have an accent

[maine1600]

KINYADA!!

[Geckoinc2]

Makes a very good political point

[dobbsandshadow]

@caymann454 if America rapes British ass the that means Americas gay lol. He's actually English not British

[BaronvonVaderham1]

@dobbsandshadow English and British are pretty much the same thing English refers to a specific country whereas British refers to Britain as a whole (yes I am English/British/Anglian/Anglo/­whatever you call it)

[gamelordjack]

How DARE you call the english foreigners.

[Dune1884]

that was the worst canadian accent ever...

[RufusPrimeOwnz]

@Dune1884 Lol he actually is a canadian

[ApertureAce]

@Dune1884 I agree. Rather stereotypical if I do say so.

[BloodDawg25]

@Dune1884 yeah my Canadian friend does it much better

[MattBeastall]

That's the worst british accsent ever

[x209sfinestx]

@MattBeastall That would be funny if the guy is actually British

[Junkerdrug]

LOL @ shitty video!!! LOL

[Iamleper]

Hmm.. whenever I'm unhappy I watch this video. I hate it. It is the VERY WORST machinima I have ever seen. BUT it's carppiness make laugh. Especially the HORRIBLE accents... :D

[Stormray]

See, this is real machinima, not that pseudo-serious shit that's popping up everywhere.

[Dunlop1996]

lol he's white with cum :L

[DARKOBLIVIONxx]

Lmao ass ninja!!

[gatorgage1999]

i l music

[TheShotgunfun101]

wait...was that gears of war 2 music in the beginning? epiccc...

[mattstorm360]

@TheShotgunfun101 i dosent work so stop posting stuff like thes

[ThemasteroftheWorld0]

@gadonkara why are you trying to get hit by a car?

[iBthaChosen1]

OMG I lold so hard when the green guy was like "oh yeah I see you noticed my katana, jealous?bee boop boodooboo

[merchent343]

@gadonkara, oh. and let me mention that all the british people i met seemed snobby.

[BaronvonVaderham1]

@merchent343 Ok enough now ive read enough steriotypes all americans on the east coast have BRITISH in them and the Brits and Americans are supposed to be friends we are not differant to all British haters Americans are not all stupid fat people who are just obsessed with how great they are and to American ones British people are not snobs unless you go to the west where they are a bit but the rest are usualy more laid back and we dont go completly mad about stains and shit

[crispytheninga25]

@BaronvonVaderham1 Wow... you sir may be the only Brit i can stand so far... all the ones iv'e meet prior are all assholes.

i would say maybe about 5% of us americans are actually Obese

and like you said the United States is much smarter than we get credit for so to the world i say

DONT FORGET we are the ONLY nation that can claim to have used a nuclear weapon on another nation.

also we invented that SOB

[merchent343]

@gadonkara, you do not get patched up for free. where do you think that money comes from. TAXES. and i am american. do not talk crap about americans. we pwn you british.

[cayman454]

@merchent343 hell ya america rapes british assssss

[terraknight123]

@cayman454 what so ur callin microsoft got rap by USA

[MacGyverinSpace]

@merchent343 Cept in 1812/ The Irish gave us a much better fight..it helps that we were like, half Irish...

Being the C in ABC I can play both sides of this fight, till you both say I suck. DARE YE INSULT THE FIRST DOMINION, SIR?

[BaronvonVaderham1]

@merchent343 When did Britain and Americas Friendship end? Fellow Brits Stop pissing off our American friends Americans please dont reply with racial slurs

[merchent343]

@BaronvonVaderham1 what. i was just quoting in the vid. why do i have to be your target.

[BaronvonVaderham1]

@merchent343 sorry i was reading and when i got to yours as its like three pages along i decided enough was enough and comment to everyone

[MacGyverinSpace]

@gadonkara At least American's can afford enough periods.

American women, stay away from me!

[tunelesstune]

@gadonkara It's called a joke. You just sound as stupid as the noob in this video.

[SpaceChinchillaFilms]

So much for the high-brow British humor they pride themselves so much on.

[Miikalee]

im from canyada, eh?

RACIST

canadians don't have a friggen accent. but we are on teh internets

[sndleight]

he is not a noob if he has recon

[locustslayer5000]

@sndleight he dosent have recon

[conradhuntingdude]

fuck you guys its canada and we don't say ayy fucken dicks

[Jobehudsonvids]

@conradhuntingdude

Like really? Did you even read ConorRat's comment? We know how to pronounce canada and we were poking fun at a stereotypes. Jesus quit being so butthurt.

Were not racist we were just acting and making fun of noobs on XBL.

[ConorRat]

@Jobehudsonvids Why can't Jesus be butthurt :P

[MrMikeQuan]

why the fuck do you gears of war cut seen theme song in this

[AETrainingDavid97]

I liked it.

[TheBeastOfPlasma]

@AETrainingDavid97 thats the most boring fucking comment ever

[AETrainingDavid97]

@TheBeastOfPlasma Well everyone hates it. Fuck off, as if your comment offers any value.

[TheBeastOfPlasma]

@AETrainingDavid97 im just saying...do u think it helps a uploader when ur comments r like tht....I DONT THINK SO

[AETrainingDavid97]

@TheBeastOfPlasma Well, what does an uploader want fucktard?

He wants people to like it in anyway.

[TheBeastOfPlasma]

@AETrainingDavid97 i dont like your comment

[AETrainingDavid97]

@TheBeastOfPlasma Deal with it.

[locustslayer5000]

@AETrainingDavid97 i agree

[TheBeastOfPlasma]

@AETrainingDavid97 it was a fucking joke u fucking retard....think about it

[locustslayer5000]

@TheBeastOfPlasma Deal with it i agree with AETrainingDavid97

[fear741]

i wish halo was actually like this when you can just walk up to someone and be like hey whats up? i try, then i get killed by that person cuz hes a gay butt pirate. add me if u wanna play with me GT: InfamousKing741

[Snowuk95]

Canyada?

I'm canadian and i don't sound like that at all :|

[NarutoDude134]

@Snowuk95 same

[MrBlackychanable]

Rofl Im from Canyada Eh aha

[SnarlyLittleBT1]

what the? the noob does not sound like the normal one?!?!?!?! this sucks!!!!

[xXSuperwengertXx]

Wait... people from other countries play halo?! No. Way. Hahaha funny vid

[Kellzofligin]

The Canadian person failed at a Newfoundlander accent...

[Jobehudsonvids]

@Kellzofligin cuz he doesnt sound like that all the time

[NarutoDude134]

@Kellzofligin Newfies have an language all of their own

[BlackStar657]

Ending song Still Kicks Ass!



[360SnipeProductions]

lol powuh rangr armour

[williamday247]

Iym from Joyzey

[SkepticalMetalArts]

Ah. Jersey. Such a dump.

[akulaclass1000]

llololololool



[daniel11111112]

lol he sounds and talks just like my freind aidan XD

[RoldanIncorporated]

dont talk shit about jersey jk great vid!

[MagicMaurer]

Damn! I thought the music group Foreigner was gonna be in this thing! you guys are as cold as ice...

[yellowklayman]

lol kangada

[UnsafeNoob]

Btw I'm not trolling or anything, I give this a thumbs up (or 5 stars on iPhone) I am pointing out that you should pay a bit more care. Lolz, great vid. I get this shit ll the time due to my 50% british(ness) 25% Italian(ish) and 25% Poland(ish) + 100% speach problem. R=W

[UnsafeNoob]

Y is he boasting about his Katana when he, and the other guy has recon (yeah I noticed). And surely he isn't a noob (even though recon is kinda booby cos noobs worship it, apart from the noobs who says it's shit cos they have failed 10 times trying to get it), from my experience noobs don't even know how to get (they keep asking), even when a newbie does.

[GrandFinaleZero]

@UnsafeNoob Watch other videos before asking things like that this is episode 4

[ConorRat]

@UnsafeNoob Lol, watch the other videos, mainly the first one. It explains why he doesn't care about Recon.

[pokerockman]

damn,teh spearhead had an awesome voice!

gimme i want!!!

[SpearheadWarrior]

@pokerockman Yaay, you liked mah voice :D

[madisondecks]

im from jerrzey lolololo

[Iamleper]

I agree with the NOOB at the end. WHY? 0_0 Sickos...

[7m7i7k7e]

WORST. CANADIAN. STEREOTYPE. ACCENT. EVER. IN. HISTORY.

[MidniteProphets]

@7m7i7k7e the voice actor was an actual Canadian so get over it

[7m7i7k7e]

@MidniteProphets Still a pretty horrible stereotypic accent though... :\ And I'm Canadian too. And that accent doesn't sound like a Labrador accent.

[MidniteProphets]

@7m7i7k7e Do you know the definition of satire? The video was a parody of how narrow-minded people are.

[killerkid5000]

wats with the fapping?

[jorni94]

genious

[ultraryanrules2]

dark lite entertainment has officially ruined machinima

[Ghostlypickel117]

@ultraryanrules2

U mad?

[ultraryansucks2]

@ultraryanrules2

Haters Gonna Hate

[EzeLuke]

i guess anyone can get there shitty videos on machinima?

[slipknotskate1]

Omfg, I haven't been getting annoyed by the ads before, but now they're on every fucking video goddamnit. Google, fuck you.

[blazerrule1]

@slipknotskate1 l2 ad blocker

[slipknotskate1]

@blazerrule1 I fucking have Adblock Plus.

[NovaScotiaCanadian]

cenyada XD

[JeffWestenFilms]

The guy who said "Im from Jersey" had a New York accent.

[SirPreyasThe619]

2:00

bwAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

ahAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whoever writes this stuff is a genious!!

[MrFlavorcrayon]

ugh i thought this was another noob in halo 3 video but i see now you have deceived me. GOOD DAY SIR

[satish890]

im from jersey

[RBSpikePro]

@satish890 Leave you cunt =P

[anthonydragon]

this vid was fucking point less

[Ikkiku]

@anthonydragon

Not really. It showcases how many americans playing on xbox live are, and how retarded they are and how they should go screw themselves...

[RoFLDraGoNxD]

its suposed to show a troll geting pwned not to insult u fuckers >.<

[toastman3456]

This isn't funny. It's RACIST.

[ANTIwankerCHRIST]

@toastman3456 you're racist.

[DantehMan]

@bigbuda01 Dude, this is a video, it's a fake situation. It's pretty unfortunate you will "hate" anyone anywhere based on where they live.

[reesenc]

Seriously? I should've fuckin known people would get all mad at a joke.People need to lighten up and stop being a bitch about everything.

[SpartanGIS2]

Lol owned

[TheBestOfGaming1]

Hilarious, yes I am British but I don't care if Americans skit us because we skit them, lol.

[brentc1910]

I'm canadian and I found that accent hillarious cause it was a fucking joke so everybody calm down

[crazyowenproductions]

im from NJ fuck you

[Joementum24]

I don't have anything against this vid and it was funny but if your gonna attempt a Bob and Doug Mackenzie Canadian accent get someone who can do it right

[ConorRat]

@Joementum24 That's what I sound like, it's not an impression.

[iPIPSICLE]

Yea he relay does sound like a retarded santa

[SpearheadWarrior]

@iPIPSICLE

You sound like a child with no ballz :D

[iPIPSICLE]

your only saying that cuz u know that i a right

[Joementum24]

@ConorRat well thats you but the original came from Bob and Doug McKenzie and that dousnt sound close

[SnookiedLuvsU]

lol so many people angered... Canadians are the biggest trolls but if anyone says anything about them they turn whiny bitch all of a sudden...

[DemonDisaster]

@Davehuddy123 Learn to spell first, then your point will be valid.

[WillardE4]

canadians do not sound like that.

for example, when we say "i am pretty good at video games, eh" it is the eqivalent to americans saying "derp derp, i pwn nubs, duurr?"

[Wolfie9X9]

Bassicly, our "Eh?" is the American equivalant uf "Huh?" Ex.

Canadian: "That movie was priddy good, eh?"

American: "Tha movie wah raal gooh, huh?"

I keed, I keed, but yeah, you get the picture.

[DASPAMKING1]

okay canadian don,t sound like fucking Animal from muppets and i have never said aboot and eh i mean realy how did canadians get that sterotype because i live in canada and i have never meet some one that talks like that

[ConorRat]

@DASPAMKING1 Read the post below you, it explains the Canadian thing

[DASPAMKING1]

@ConorRat i know just no one sounds like that and i've heard this "canadian" voice

but i dont get it

[ConorRat]

Ok. Here's how it is, all you butt hurt Britfags, Americunts and Cadicks listen. This video was made by us as a way to laugh at the noobs on xbox who only think they can be teamed up with people from their own country. Also, I am the Canadian in the video, the "accent I used" was my actual voice, I sound like that, get over it. As for me saying "Eh" a lot, I was just playing it up. Also, "Canyada" was how i first said it to Spearhead, and was the only weird way of saying it when recording.

[Iamleper]

@ConorRat I understand the humor and the message but why the fuck did the raep his face at the end of the video? Seriously are you sick?

[Gamergod14]

@Iamleper it's called teabag

[locustslayer5000]

@ConorRat you racist!! shut up! America and Canada are friends and youre just being a guy i beat the crap out of.