YouTube Anonymous

[plica06]

You do American accents convincingly. Like another English person: Hugh Lawrie from TV show House.

[ahrecondite]

pfft, no one can be addicted to youtube. half the videos on here are cancerous wastes of time, like this one.

[mannymous]

@ahrecondite and she uses Scientology terms like: "that's your terminology" lol brainwashed or good actress lol love this vid

[MakeUpAddictAli]

whoa ur the head of winona ryder!

[wickbruvinit]

Girls can't be youtube addicts.. wait a second what are girls? I fergot what they look like!

[eliisacarter]

ur an awesome actress. you also look like drew barrymore

[Kidwithcrisis007]

lol

[labuser05]

the hell...

[dbzgtboy360]

you are not alone! hehe i watched more than 11,000 vids

[tasmindevil]

thjat was really good, really funny

[circusaroundtheworld]

this is great

[callmepipa]

its so weird to me, an american, u have no accent i bet to everyone it seems like they have no accent, i bet it seems the same way to us all. it hurts my tongue to talk with a english accent for a long time, too much effort

[allaonius]

hmm, wow, that was I lot of typing, I think I'll go look for a camara tomorrow,

thanks paperlillies

[allaonius]

sorry, um, yeah i'll try to wrap it p in this post, this is a continuation of the post before, it was the most aweful funk i've ever seen and i knew i was at the bottom (no pun intended) with no where to go when i saw tony the "tiger" along with snap crackle and pop doing the funk train with a poor defenseless bunny with a fluffy white tail of funk, oh paperlilies please do an intervention now i need it, i have to stop watching please help me. Besides this, I'm fine really. I'll watch you later.

[allaonius]

sorry again i ran out of character counts so this is another continuation of the post before: let see, oh yeah, slowly i was sucked into the seedy world of man funk with their muscular jaunty asses gyrating in thonged brilliance, oh who knew such fascination existed, but it all came crashing down when i saw it and knew i had to give it all up, it wasn't the video of Bill Clinton's best funk, or even the one of that priest in alter funk, or even funky funk-daddy's funkville, it was the the most

[allaonius]

sorry this is a continuation of the post before, as i was saying suddenly a funk site pops up and i cant resist clicking on the quivering butts and soon i've watched like 50 girls shaking their full shinning orbs pulsating in rythem with the rapping hard beat of music i just couldn't stop watching untill I finaly ran out of girl videos to watch and then oh the shame, i watched guys repulsed at first then and praying to the funk god someone anyone would post a new funk girl but slowly i was sucke

[allaonius]

i'm really not an addict, afterall it's only 2:15 am and i'm really not that sleeply and since i lost my job, judgemental employer bastard said I watched too much you tube at work what does he know i was reseaching, where was I on yeah, i don't have anything i have to tomorrow so watching till 4 or 5 am is really no problem, really, but i think i have been spending too much time watching funk youtube, i don't go on line to watch it i'm watching some nice music on ukulele and suddenly a funk site

[luckyluvver]

your american accent is so good!

[soniclover122]

im a youtube addict youtube is my life....maybe i need those sessions............

[AlucardsQuest]

Wonderful accent btw, just don't ask me where it's from... people say I have a Michigan accent & I have no idea what they mean. Anyway I'm a YT addict in a bad way, always looking for something I haven't seen, watching things I have seen over & over. Luckily I dislike normal vlogs or I'd be in serious trouble. Even if I wanted help, I don't think I'd be able to use it.

[cowbacon]

"Michigan" accent is a straight forward regular American accent. It's what they teach news anchors to speak because there is no southern drawl or southern Cali "question speaking".

[AlucardsQuest]

Interesting, thank you.

[JBrosRck13]

i have a michigan accent to of course i'm from michigan....I'm addicted to youtube to.

[seandabeanman]

i fell off the wagon....damn it!!!!!!!!!!

[joebrueske]

your accent is pretty good, it slips every once in a while, but good.

[Musashia1]

my name is Musashia and I'm a youtubeoholic for about 2 months now. I didn't realize how bad I had it until I noticed I had posted a thousand comments. I think I need help!

Its in my veins and it won't go away!

[nicole3220]

Your voice is so much better with the English accent XD

[killkill0]

OMG i didnt even notice u changed ur accent to american

i wouldnt have known had it not been for the comments

[desolatefix]

the american accent is boss by the by

[Krovack]

Wow, nice accent. I'm in America and I'd be fooled.

[jacole001]

I think I'll be seeing you at the next youtube anonymous meeting.

[WesternHorseGirl]

is it just me or do you look like drew barymore!?

[chrisfIew]

no, it's not just you. she does, and that's complimentary :)

[amanitamascara]

like an exact cross between drew barrymore and winona ryder.

yeah, its a total compliment.

[HaleyMary]

You do a great american accent. if I hadn't watched your other videos, I would be fooled.

[ytKellek]

well I am getting into this a couple years later, I hope I don't need YA..but I'll keep this link just in case I need to make my own video responses! : )

[BlazingAva]

Hi paperlilies

omg you really sounded like an addit for something bad. That was great thanks

[sweanon]

Oh, that kind of anonymous.

[volnessj]

I have to check mine like 3 times a day or i freak out

[laruuuux]

this is fun lol

there should be an institution for youtubeholics to help them go back to their normal lives lol

good job the first step is to accept you have a problem lol

[unhindered0]

you sound like winona ryder with this accent -xX-

[stepherroo444]

haha

[hillarymariah]

you do a very good american accent ^^,

[bcrhaenldsoena]

i agree.

[nowxyourxgone]

hhahah this video is proby one of my favorite ones that u created! i'm sure that everyone who watches this, can relate to it.....lmao

Peace**

[Michigan1985]

I never heard someone from another country do our accent. You Do sound american in this video. :o

How does our accents sound to you guys? I hope you don't find it as annoying as some. Eh, I'll just skim through your videos. I'm sure someone will have asked it by now.

[lamintak]

Nice accent. Did it take long to get good at that?

[ralphedds1]

i'm so happy you got addicted, i was just going through some i hadn't seen yet.

[bones555a]

Yeah, that's what Anna Nicole Smith said.

[antjebrews]

Your American accent is quite good. I mean of course there were a few words messed up, but whatever.

[bingdat]

Your accent kicks all youtubey ass. That's a good thing.

[seanpen94]

so true lol

[sahills1]

LMAO

[silenceofthelamb]

Im curious, how can u make an american accent?

its weird, i suck at speaking with an english accent, but i dont think u can fake an american accent. WEIRD>

[Luigicheater]

Umm... Great American Accent? Not really. She sounds like a man with a bad cold.

[hamletmanSlovakia]

you are a sweet flower in a meadow of the city of London.

Dear Bryony I blow a passionate kiss for you :))))

hamletman :)

[jrwlsju]

Your middle-American accent is pretty convincing. English people seem better at sounding American than Americans at soung English.

[scottistheboyo]

Thats, possibly, because when Americans try and sound english they tend to say "good show old chum" and things of that nature. We dont actually use that term on a day to day basis, unless we're feeling rather popmus

[myspaceanonymous]

don;t worry! I will support you...Especially with myspace anonymous video because not checking messages can throw us myspacers and youtubers into 12 steps..HA! XO yours Truly,

My Space Anonymous

[annspade]

Great job on the accent! LOL at YTA. So funny, B. I thought to do a vid like this and just didn't. I didn't realize you did this last year! :) I called it YTNSA (YouTube Not So Anonymous) :D Nice work. LOL!

[XxXTaylorLaineXxX]

=)Your American accent. I love it.

[mradas]

this video is stupidd,who has panic attacks just because they forgot to check their email?

stupid ass!

[CasaLucita]

This video is hilarious. Love your accent, comedic timing and delivery! Unfortunately, the subject matter contains a little too much resonance. As I was recovering from surgery in the spring, I became a You Tube addict. I discovered some amazing talent out there. Suddenly, I wanted to start making videos too... How do I stop?

[hegroves]

great accent lol. i try to do it nd sound terrible

[Devilchild1992]

:) lol you really are funny :) i wouldnt say i'm a youtube addict :) x x x

[rtard3000]

I am a youtube addict.. i have been for 3 weeks... i watch way too much videos... check out mine dam there i go again! i need help!!! lol

[hollie4chris]

LOl. are u acting. you are kinda confusing, just watch your swearing video, funny

[whippedcreamshampoo]

It sounds like normal talking, it's funny to think of it as a deliberate effort at accent

[meggyeggy89]

Oh my god i know! It's funny to think of people struggling to achieve that.

[kissiebooashes]

See um...

I am...a...youtube addict..too and uh...I just wanna say that I...

I feel your pain! I feel it and I...I support you...in all your many accents I mean videos...videos...yes...must watch more.

[meangirl415]

wow i think u can do better american accent then meh and i'm born in america.... (w/e...)

[SUPREMESAMUSX]

wow,awesome american accent,great vid:)

[ix3emoboyswitglasses]

I must say that you accent is perfecto.

[behindyooooo]

haha classic great idea =]

[poopslingingmonkey]

Thank you for your story. I'm living that story. My addiction began in December when I got a broadband connection. It started out casually, just one or two videos here and there. Then more and more. Soon I started forgetting the time, losing sleep, being late for work...My family have started to notice. They can see it in my eyes.

[JezzyBabby]

get yo dumbass outta here wit dat bullshit, u r a creep how an da fuck can u b addited to u tube dis shit aint no drug biiiiiiiiitttttttttccccccccccc­hhhhhhhhh

[hobostrike]

maybe u should hold off on the roids buddy

[ivxxpoky]

i just started to meet u and u quit..great.. i dunno y but i kinda like ur videos, great job lillies

[ReginaldReggieNoble]

your freaken beautiful

[marccabal]

In my opinion, it was the first huge video you made, the first one when you were aware of taking distance between what you are and the character you've played.

[Tony63efc]

One accent I haven't heard from Paperlilies is west country (England around Bristol) Sorry but I don't really want you to get over your addiction, I'm enjoying your videos too much.

[Machination1]

At first I thought at the end it said "youtuboHOLES"

That actually makes a pretty good word to describe those people who left all those nasty comments on your sarcasm video.

Blood YouTubeoholes!

[NusaCat]

Bryony has caught me in her web. I've watched most of her videos. Somebody help me, I'm an addict!

[57heinz]

Funny stuff. They say this is a gateway addiction. Next comes podcasting and then 24 hour webcam live. Ha!

[DrLemur]

I often wake up in the middle of the night and freak out because the other side of the world is waking up and I need to check my messages.

[hidefromthesun]

lol to sonics05

[sonics05]

I mean that it starts off as an english accent and by the end of the sentence it's all of a sudden an aussie one.

[sonics05]

Why is it that English people can do an American accent, but when I try to do an English accent it sounds australian?

[HUnter0883]

cause your not doin an english eccent your doin an aussie one lol

[GoldenGnu]

TV mate, the brits watch American TV like it was good.

[BrittneySS]

Oh man your American accent is seriously spot on. Even your mannerisms and facial expressions while doing the American accent are perfect.

[dreaminvasion]

Very nice.

[Tuze]

I wanna be an youtube addict too. Tell me how can I be come one?

[heart1612]

okay, I'm confused, are you acting or not?? If you are, good acting... if not, I suggest you just stay away from the computer and go out and do activities... it may hurt, but you gotta do it... well I don't know if you acting or not so it's kinda awkward, but o well...

[DrLemur]

lol Activities. These kinds of comments still amaze me.

[heart1612]

I'm confused, what do you mean it still amazes you??

[willgf]

very good accent, you seem very different without your normal speaking voice. i like the sound of your regular voice better. i live in north america

[CluckerMcDuck]

i am an addict i addmit but i have not starteed the making videos addiction part

[Anim3Lov3r13oy]

Same here lol

[DARWIM]

Very creative clip!!!

It proves that YouTube is not only entertaining, but also creates sparks :))

[bobbybigbucks]

your acting rocks!!!!!

[Franco7x]

LOL, so all addicts are Americans? too funny.

[bUrNiNgMeMoRy]

hi!!

[Flamingpigeon]

How do you do an american accent so well??! Do you ever like to trick people and make them think you're american? Cause I would so do that if I was you.lol

[BrittneySS]

Dude she totally could! If she were just a girl I met on the street somewhere here in So Cal I would think she was born and raised here. She could totally fool people overthere I'm sure.

[fairypixie]

hhhahahhaaa... omg thats so like me.  which is in itself really really sad. i need a life. well, i have a life, i just need to stop putting it on hold for youtube.

[hadrians]

nice lol

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[wingeyes]

hey i talked about youtubers anonymoius like a couple weeks ago oh well; i guess it isnt that much of an original thought

[aletterfromafar]

Love your thoughts. You sound North American (your accent) in this video.

[grimacinglummox]

what happened to your accent?

[bintbaddi]

Good one...I think I saw this coming.

[DrPS314]

haha the first step is admitting you have a problem...

[gogololichan]

Great job with the American accent! I'm really impressed.

[bosscain]

true, and by having an american accent your saying that more americans are addicts over brits?

[stukker]

you have been taken the FIRST STEP ;-) go on!

[Latinlabel]

Haha Paper this was so funny! Great idea of a video.

[Sportiboy]

OMG absolutely hilarious. I'm a YouTube addict too. Good work Paperlilies!

[Evalkitti2]

awww.how sad. lolz....I'm not a YouTube addict but-wait? Does having more than 100 vids on your favorites make you an addict? OMG!!!!! I AM an addict!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ackquarius]

Here, check out http://www.internetaddiction.c­om/home.htm.

[stevenrushing]

Another excellent video. You have heard all this before, but you are very articulate, and seem to be very sincere. Very entertaining. Excellent american accent by the way. I remember when I found out that Spike (from Buffy) isn't actually English. I totally flipped when I heard him doing an interview without his English accent on. =-)

[sk8rgrlzzz]

wait. ur not american? heck. if that was fake accent. awesome.

awesome video btw.

[newcinema]

War kicks ass? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=5c4BWAU2tyE

[odwyer1980]

Btw, you're articulate - so I'll give you that. Not quite Vicky Pollard at this time.

[odwyer1980]

Referring to yourself as paperlillies - come on, you're in denial about this whole geek thing.

[Generalrecall]

do you have an american relative ? that accent was almost flawless

[odwyer1980]

That's what most 22 year old females from the UK are like - American wannabes.

[cinderellaferret]

I feel your pain.

[dyspraxia]

I really like your vids, they have such deadpan delivery. Not sure if thets the right works, but english is my second language.

[katlitter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=W8-L74mWZd0

CHECK THIS OUT

[tejayce]

well .. i wonder .. do 40videos in one month .. which is an incredible amount compared to others ... make you more addict .. or just more productive .. hmm :)

[lagrunge]

Im personally www.livejournal.com

addicted.

but I dont think its a crime)

[lagrunge]

hmm... great post...

[Lyserge]

Let me place my hand on your forehead.. relax.."YOU ARE HEALED!! I have cleansed you from these demons. Peace be with you my child" (If only I looked more like Elvis<sigh>)Peace!

[ellarco]

You've taken the first step. There are 11 more and it will be hard, but we're here for you. We love you paperlilies.

THE 12 STEP PROGRAM.

1. You admitted that you were powerless over youtube - that your life had become unmanageable.

2. You must come to believe that a power greater than yourself can restore you to (relative) sanity.

3. You must make a decision to turn your webcam and your microphone over to the care of said power.

[ellarco]

4. You must make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself ... (actually, isn't that sort of your problem in the first place???)

5. You must admit to yourself and to another human being (if you still know any) the exact nature of your wrongs.

6. You must be ready to remove all peripherals from your computer.

7. You must humbly ask for the removal of your youtube account.

8. You must make a list of all persons that have subscribed to you, and be willing to make amends to them all.

[ellarco]

9. You must make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. You must continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong you must promptly admit it.

11. You must seek through face-to-face conversation to improve your conscious contact with the real world.

12. You must, having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry this message to youtubers, and to practice these principles in all your affairs.

[donksyjohn]

well i don't know if your taking the piss or not....but you seem so sad about your your tube addiction...you should be loving it!!relax and enjoy it if its what you like...it doesn't matter if you spend all your time thinking about it or on it...

i have only just got into you tube...but its easily the best site i have ever seen..SMILE

[bostonbunny]

Haha I started the same way ;(. Are you really American?

[Jeanlah]

We are all losers.

[DaleATL2]

we are not losers...we are just dweebs!

[endlessjoe]

I agree. Ever since I joined Youtube, I've been nerding it up hardcore.

[DaleATL2]

i definitley HAD to respond to this!!  I feel your pain! ------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=h_W2Bq77RKU

[Moviebro]

AHAHHAAH nicely done.Now don't get heavy drinking or drug problems cus it will ruin you.I don't know from experience.

[stevexcraig]

That reminds me, I need an AA meeting.

[tfsproductions]

your welcome, lol funny video

[parisblonde]

I agree im abit of an addict!

[dreiss]

Youtube, what's that? I do have this crack problem though. :-)

[sainter1]

I'm addicted to others being addicted to... addictions...errr..yeah...i'm sooo confused!!WTF lets all stay addicted together.We are ALL,in the end, looking through a glass onion. stay cool paperlilies.

[RavageMyReality]

This is so sad. I'm sure it's hard getting over a youtube addiction. I've been on here a long 4 weeks and have only watched 1,814..I hope I never become an addict. Good luck to you.

[ChoChoMojo]

I love all of your videos! That was brilliantly done. What will you come up with next? :o)

[Wehmut]

Well, thanks to whatever deity is responsible for getting you hooked! - No, wait, that isn't exactly sympathetic, is it now. Anyone know a soothing Wilde quotation about addiction? Something like «The only distasteful addiction is that to relinquishment»?- Anyway, battling YT addiction by discussing it on YT is a charming idea. AA meetings are so much more fun when you're drunk! Oh, and I guess posting nonsensical comments just to post sth makes me a YT junkie as well. I'm Wehmut, and...

[Wehmut]

Just one more thing (sorry for spamming your comments): Am I hearing things or did you put reverb on this?

[BadAlbert]

Is there like a 12 step recovery program? Although I think we may need more than 12 steps. 25 should do it..

Maybe 40 for the severe cases. Will we have sponsors and things? You know someone we can call in the middle of the night when we're fighting that demon urge to video ourselves and upload it? 'Hi Tom, I know It's late but I... I... started filming myself again!' - breaks down in tears -

[BadAlbert]

Thinking more about this, I think probably the first 10-15 steps will be used up just getting the 'addict' away from the monitor..

[pearson101]

I've been hooked since february and i want it to end!!

[Urgelt]

Poor dear. It's better to come right out and admit it. Pity the deniers! We'll help you through this! Of course, *I* am not addicted. Nooo. I can use it when I want, and walk away any time. <grin>

[festerius]

Pretty good American Accent

[Marshyellow]

was this ironic? very ambigious!

[NorthSideSweetie]

Well being additcted to makeing them is better than being addicted to watching them... I'm such a loser * Bangs Head On Keyboard* why, why, why am i such a loser????

[Ant0nio1987]

Thank you for sharing your story, im also a you tube addict.

But like most of the people on this site are in denial.

well im up to see if i cure find a job have a great day...or night...cause i see your from the uk.

well now i feel like eating a cherry...bye bye now.

[spectre170]

I started watching YouTube just over a week ago and I am hooked. I for one think things like this will some day help cure the "Fungus of Rascism" as you put it. As the younger generation is exposed to the people of the world it becomes more apparent just how similar we all are. It is just so cool to be able to be connected with people of the world from my living room. UK you, AustraliaBlunty, across the US TWK, DickPonderous, etc. I am a YouTube addict and I love it!

[Paperlilies]

i think you are right- a website like this allows people to talk to (in a way) and listen to people they'd not meet or would maybe avoid in 'real life' and therefore gives us an insight into the lives of these people from all different walks of life (i'm sounding so cheesy here!) and therefore, hopefully a better understanding of them...

[mgphenom]

note.. in case ya didn't know.. TWK is from Canada.. :) I agree with ya though.. its awesome how many different people are on youtube.. truly awesome

[spectre170]

Yes, my apologies TWK. And No Paperlilies it is not cheesy to say that. I find that watching peoples videos makes me feel like I am sitting here having a conversation with them. Anyone else sit and watch vids and it is like you have this conversation in your head as the video plays?! Its like "Oh yeah I hate ketchup on top of my fries err chips" Hmm you call em chips? Then what do you call chips? Ahh crisps!? Ok, ok im feelin it... Yeah we all do it!! Scarry not so different after all!

[lloyd98]

OHHHH.... How I do wish to be invited to one of your elegant candlelight suppers!

[mgphenom]

garr.. frustration when this happens.. it wont play past the five second mark for me..

I'll just have to try 'gain later

[hnnguyen]

not a bad idea for an international collaboration video. i can just picture it now "hello i'm..." *cut to different person* "hello i'm..." *cut to different person* "hello i'm..." *cut to different person*. would it be possible to have us all say at once "I am a youtube addict"?

[lastcigarette]

Hehe that's wicked!

[katz20two]

LOLOLOLOL!!! did you see that in my Blunty Cope Response??? To start a YTA group???? damn!!! not going to get any sleep tonight! have to response to this one!!! I AM CRYING I AM LAUGHING SOOO HARD!!!

[revilomat]

Hi, my name is revilomat. I watched a few videos.... But I'm here since three weeks. Thats a long time. I'm not addicted. Not at all. *me is still in the ignoring the problem phase* ( cool idea :-) )

[xPrysmx]

Woah... you've got a pretty good American accent...

Hmm... this is pretty awesome! You posted this 5 minutes ago!