Hot British Girl wants to marry with her laptop! [HQ]

[3498y5r74y8567834y5t]

Make sure you don't get virus :(

[bigtymer0011]

ok this is obviously fake. part of an American group called LAME-O? come on.

[MrGoblintown]

fail

[lilgiant12345]

I love british women those americans are so plastic

[anthonydg894]

okay im confused is this real or fake idk but i feel weird from watching this now for some reason

[robloxpwnmaster3]

i would laugh if she dropped it in the bathtub

[footyball66]

I had a wank over the bath scene.

[moneshmahtani]

Please marry me instead...you are hot.

[1Speedra]

Cyborg Children!

[zzKillHydrozz91]

what happens if she drops ALEX.....

[SilverDusk1]

@stevo6448 marrying technology when they don't have feelings for you lol

[SilverDusk1]

what happens when the computer crashes?

[stevo6448]

What fucks going on in this world, first some japanese guy marries his ds now this

[TheTimetraveller83]

Alex managed to get a hot girl.........and also goes with her in the bathroom.....

Im doomed...

[RoyceCee]

Is "Alex" under warranty? And if so is that equivalent to life insurance? :D

[hugofabrine]

i no want marry you, just, fuck is All right to me =x

We can divide you with your computer

you have children mind -.-

[hiimjenki2]

*And when the baby arrives* oh look, he has your mouse pointer, awww and he has your cracked screen scar.....OH MY GOOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT HARDRIVE, ITS A BOY!

[mesuirchief]

I really hope this is fake...its a mac.

[Darth001033]

What a dumb whore.

[henroee]

This is freaking true?



[ruffun64]

Hahah one of these days shes gona drop his ass in the tub and THEN WHAT!!!!

[kenfrazier211]

this girl is batshit crazy

[ReverendHigh]

Really curious as to how the thing sexually pleasures you though. Do you use the tray for DVDs or something? Please explain.

[ReverendHigh]

Well, you're not exactly sane, but who is? You are HOT as hell though.

[MrAnderson1985]

...Forever Alone.

[MrJustinl03]

fucking dumb

[northernlights12345]

make sure you dont catch a virus

[23Birdman13]

@northernlights12345 lmfao, thts funny as hell haha

[RagedRed]

Sooo... If the laptop breaks she'll marry another one?

[fuckthecheese]

U kids r so dumb if u think this is real

[JomarInFire94]

she's mentally ill and needs great help

[phsycoblah]

@saylikubac I salute you as a fellow Jew and what the fuck did I just watch?

[conday1990]

she has a big schnoz.

[BackInAGiffy]

bags under her eyes tells you the story

too much laptop time

[gamewizard]

Publicity stunt. She probably wants to get into films, television or modeling and conceived this outrageous stunt to draw attention to herself and, hopefully, some offers.

[thfahim]

fake. 

[Jordan56096]

i have the same problem..only its my 24k gold ps3.!

[chopbeefandpeasoup]

what happens when alex crashes

[demonrising101]

lol iv e heard of girls in love with clothes shoes makeup mirrors cellphones but now laptops! all i can say is do whatever makes u happy! and dont forget to charge it as soon as the batterys about to die.

[rodriguez1015]

I wish I was her computer

[BroseMagic]

Fake!!!!!!!,,!!!,!z,z

[G3ner4lSp4ceman]

You know, this is the kind of crap that society is reduced to. People like this need an excuse to get 20 000 views on youtube. If this is a joke then it's hilarious, but if it's serious then it's discraceful, i would hate to be associated with her as she obviously is an attention seeker. This is not true love, i used to think that people falling in 'love' with animals was crazy. This person is discraceful

[felipehotpepper]

And actually dating a computer is ok compared to dating a human. dealing with humans is insane...

[felipehotpepper]

You spent all day making out with your twitter profile, watching youtube and burning time on the internet and get spanked from your husband and you guys wanna call her crazy? Watch yourselves and realize that there's no real difference between her and us nowadays.

[lithiumbloodthirst]

Doesnt talk more than her agrees with everything and does everything he wants.... yep that´s one perfect husband or an idiot cuckold

[Alexper12]

How can you marry your laptop? That shit becomes obsolete quickly :(

[wolfmanfilms101]

whos thes best man an ipad lol

[conday1990]

schizo much?

[CookieMonstaXDubstep]

Moral of the story, dont do weed kids.

[illusionsmaster]

What if "Alex" gets hacked?! and starts downloading porn, will she feel insulted or watch it with "him"..... "it".... Ok! now I'm confused?!!

[muhaimin01]

WTF.

[thepowerfulnews]

WTF???

[abulaist]

hilarious, clever, intellectually provocative, it's of course a valid question if gay marriage can b legalised why not human to computer? on the other hand the argument is if artificially intelligent machine can be considered as conscious entity?!! yoo girl from now you r my favourite celebrity ;)

[SektaJePrijatelj]

attention whore



[kingdomscreenwriter]

computer love?

[murda805]

is this bitch on the level?

[CookieMonstaXDubstep]

1. she rapes a computer. 2. i feel bad for those kids if she adpots cuz that little child is gunna grow up being made fun of ALOT

[lolkidgf]

lol wat happens when the computer stops working

[UndeadCowboy95]

they have sex using USB wires, and the sperm travels as mega bytes to the body 

[TrippleZedz]

@UndeadCowboy95

That sunds soo hottt! x)

[jordanrtty23]

@UndeadCowboy95 lol

[G0NGN0M0N]

What a freak she even calls it alex!!

[MasterNinja1250]

I am glad British chicks are far less annoying when they talk

[Muller1605]

For ever alone...



[blackspodium]

she ugly

[Kwasimojo]

Haha, she's crackers



[kidikon123]

omfg i just realized something what if they were having tech sex then they got viruses duz that mean the girl lives with a dick in her pussy or the boy takes the pussy? thumbs up if u thought of it or just got confused :P

[R3P3AT]

What happens if "gets" a virus? And how does he cook you breakfast in the morning?

[TheSalazara]

Yeaaaaah. Ok, looney bin for this one.

[tony1985ize]

yu are very pretty

[FLYINR85]

What a nutter!

[AnInnocentPerson11]

you can never be liberal enough...yesterday`s liberal idea is the norm today...i`m dead serious when i`m saying that normality is a joke

[ROLDY10FUN]

It would be hilarious if her computer caught a virus or got broken or somethin (:

[faisalkfpm]

أهم شيء تكونون سعداء

[elouiselord]

She can only be doing this for publicity and money... who can be in love with a laptop?

[zahrimz]

@elouiselord 90% of guys who look up porn...... what?

[heber78]

that pretty girl, I like your mouth

[dageezerboi]

i watched 1 min of this...HAS to be a joke she gotta be just doing it for publicity

[GreggerFilms]

Μαλακα...

[orie555]

is this foreal?

[AmandaPandah]

She's insane...

[Ronald07nemo]

That's ok.. its a Macintosh laptop! I LOVE MY MACBOOK! Thumbs up if you like you own a Mac!!

[wizardaim]

If the computer get virus, does that count as it cheating, or getting raped?

[kilkolio]

i like your voice!

[Gigamammoth]

I wonder how would their babies look like.

[cashjamesPremium1]

you can see this is a joke. wow if not girls would rather fuck laptops and each other than they will do men.

[laster1ful]

@cashjamesPremium1 true

[DaUlumpo]

average lifespan of a mac is estimated to be 5 days..

[Claireeyyyy]

Thumbs up if your wondering how they have sex????

[TheSalazara]

@Claireeyyyy He sticks his USB cord into her female USB port.

[MacGyver920]

@Claireeyyyy I certainly want to see them have sex...

[Claireeyyyy]

@MacGyver920

hmmm lovely......

[MacGyver920]

@Claireeyyyy Hmmmmmmmm, I know....!

[wolfmanfilms101]

@Claireeyyyy they probaly use toys such as usb drives

[JellyChang]

@Claireeyyyy They use the USB key and the USB port to do it ;) that connects to the USB operated vibrator LOL

[RaRitsujun]

this is crazier than Japan

[georgiaman3550]

damn why cant i be that mac

[DJDRPEACE]

i mean is she 13 i even didn't get a boner may be if she is naked here u go rap for ya=i wana fuk ya tight,on cam u ain't doin right,d things u doin r light,wonder u got a hole to fight,i'mma big guy don'tstop in night,eiffel tower is better bet ya scare of height,trust on my fire urs i can ignite advice=@on cam do behave like real ho,thats how u gonna fuk d show,u better sip yogurt u runnin low,i can get ya seed u gotta sow,also hire a cock to mow,begining be down i can bow,i wrote to gt ablow

[CODMart]

She's blatently got a crush on the camera

[immutabledude]

Well, at least the divorce won't be too messy...

[milky0candy]

I want to marry my laptop....

Because...it runs on linux...i got ultra cool video games....

lmao

That girl is NOT normal

[upNyaBizznizz]

Macbooks are mac daddy's, so they're players! don't get screwed, go PC, hun ;)

[CODMart]

Anything to get filmed.

[5jrhunter]

damn...... i wonder how she gets off?

[likewoah95]

Thumbs up if you found this after watching Chris Pirillo's live chat at CES! :)

[p1tB1k3b0y]

She could press my keys and open my disc drive any day

[dragonmustard2]

She is crazy but who doesn't love a Mac?

[Melikacagdas]

omg are u serious?

[RamseesTheGreat1]

Cheat! Suppose a hot virus with SEXY woman name gets in between u and his heart (hard drive/ penis) no pun intended :-p

[bellabop88]

She can't be serious! Like, surely deep..DEEP down she must know that what she's doing is ridiculous! It's not going to give her real love back.

[EmiLo1337]

Got to be fake

[dipatuan]

I think, she hasn't meet a real man..Please, is there an AI installed on her computer?

[fon267]

What´s gonna happen when the new models arrive!

[billyasik]

I couldn't imagine how she fucked her Laptop ....

[UPINTHEFACE]

@billyasik porn

[billyasik]

@UPINTHEFACE

YEah, i think it would be a fresh idea for Porn Industry,

A Girl having sex with a gadget,

a mixture of Weird, Kinky, and Stupid...

LOL

[BKsMassive]

this is off a comedy...

[tpk1126]

what a f**kin retard.

[bob5106]

OMG are you people retarded it's supposed to be funny not real! And the reason she looks so serious is because she is doing this thing us regular people call acting jeez you don't have to critisize everything!

[Mrjaguarpaw1]

Another extraterrestiral woman stupidity- oh please helppppp meeee

[NguyenVanJoe]

do you like have webcam fuck, or send nudes. and have rediculous arguments over the computer then say ima walk out the house for a few days or say u can sleep on the couch tonight lol....

[NguyenVanJoe]

lmao! xD u mean E-Machine? xD

[300695kzk]

For all you idiots out there...

THE SUN reported this, for the love of god, THE SUN: Who will write ANYTHING to get the attention to people and the only news paper which reported this was again, the sun.

This is obviously fake.

[XClaire10054X]

Have a happy life together with there eletronic babies :P

[maaaki1]

fake 

[CraftWorldVideo]

o-o

How.

Does.

Sex?

[SuperDJEzzo]

What people do for money... p.s no one tell her laptops only last like 3 years then die on you.

[AC9800PBA]

@SuperDJEzzo Lies! :P Mne is alive till 2001 x) (no offence) Handle laptops with care :D lol

[milano921]

i think she does mot have any male friends on fb and twiter

[ariesas]

I have a windows machine And I want to marry my HP Pavillion laptop! My laptop is perfect!

[DenCarlo10]

retard!

[seseon]

Fake.

[Omer1985ful]

lol..this girl needs physiatric treatment along with her mom..

[Starshina89]

the sickness of this is unexplainable, and she looks serious about this also, she is noo way hot if she want to marry a fucking laptop, i bet she dont need a man.

[MyXboxFreak]

is this real. lolz catz 

[zenyricardo]

I really hope this isn't an apple campaign. cos i'm a dude using a macbook as well...

But yeah, she has got some issues.

I wonder what is that condition called???

Btw, the last scene in this video scared the living crap out of me, having a laptop say I love you just is not fun at all

[adam18man]

.....ok she need a needs a sony in her life that can say yes!, she needs help , and she need a American guy dick too

[alexkim22]

i at least think she is pretty and very f***able. what do you guys think?

[sousuke121]

Its a Machine it has no emotions, and what happens if it has a hard disk ..... Fuck it i cant understand why a perfectly good looking girl would want to marry a Laptop.

[ReconzMH3]

HAHAHA what if her computer crashed

[xThexAnimexLoverx]

LOL this is soo fuckin funny when alex said "I love you" she typed that in and clicked "speak" he didn't really say it. Check it out on google "text to speech"

[orb2005]

she needs help

[allah211]

i love british accents :D

[aroberson54]

this bitch either is screaming for attention, or shes completely crazy, either way id still fuck her

[sarahx87]

i gonna trade an ipad with her laptop. see if she can be loyal to her fiancee

[wacko1919]

of course she's crazy, Her computer isn't an Alienware duh

[Simphany]

i would love to "accidentally" smash her husband with a sledge hammer :)

or pour a drink and watch him short circuit. You know, whatever.

[RhinoHeart1]

I love a british accent on a woman.

[KillaBeMe1]

not a bad acting job.. but neither was lonlygirl

[chevyking10]

This is the evidence to know how crazy are british people

[Andybato]

I don't mean to make a joke, but what happens if 'Alex' got a *cough* virus? She'll have to wonder what kinds of 'services' "Alex" went through ;D Plus, the user read about this from "The Sun", which is a British tabloid (note the word 'tabloid') newspaper. Don't take anything serious from tabloids.

[inthemusic007]

Take the Internet away and see how much she really feels about that computer :)

[upnorthtoker]

Thats a fake british accent and shes not even that hot

[Cahter]

SUck its balls

[SexyRedLipstick]

Is she being serious???

[hesn]

you´re hot but fuckin' crazy

[Master7770]

This girl obviously has mental issues. That or she needs to grow the fuck up. Noone in there right mind would play imaginary husband/wife with a computer. What is she gonna do when "Alex" is outdated and broken?

[mdon89md]

questions :- what happens when Alex becomes obsolete?

will you replace IT like you'd replace Alex like you'd replace another boyfriend? And if you consider it to have artificial feelings wouldn't you hurt it's feelings? What model is it?

[mdon89md]

over 9000 starrrrrrrrs!!!!

[videogamer54]

Alex is a computer, Stupid BITCH

[kloikrules]

Wow all what i could say is wow

[human2x4]

Thats a damn shame. She's really hot too.

[Sarpidon]

poor laptop

[peterknoxville3]

?????????????????????????whore­ girl