Randall overslept! This is payback!!!

[MrBallin090]

randalls on the phone

[thesparkle8]

It's Randall I believe

[mkuebler5]

you're hot



[dontiono1]

GUYS THATS NOT RANDELL LOOK HIM UP AND U WILL SEE DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IMSOFREAKENWASTED]

This is Randall.

[dontiono1]

@IMSOFREAKENWASTED no

[MonsieurMercredi]

You all aren't serious! THIS GUY IS RANDALL! He pre-recorded himself on his phone. Listen to his voice! It's clear that he's the infamous RANDALL!

[dontiono1]

@MonsieurMercredi ARE U SERIOUSE DUDE NO ITS NOT!!!!!1

[zubairnetwork]

i wanna see randall

[AggieBeast]

@zubairnetwork the guy in the video is randall.

[zubairnetwork]

@AggieBeast ohhh

[dontiono1]

@zubairnetwork dude thats not randall aggiebeast dont know what he talkin bout look him up and u will see that hes real i did trust me on this 1

[zubairnetwork]

@dontiono1 yea i didn't think so i do believe u thanks buddy :)

[dontiono1]

@zubairnetwork ur welcome 

[TheShockninja]

Like if you knew Chrissy and Randall were two different people.

[ivyvega8]

U have some huge eyes man!

[swaggasobrighhtt]

Honey badger dont care, honey badger dont give a shit about how tired you are!

[pokemonsrock1234]

Damn, it cut me off.

[pokemonsrock1234]

@combatarmsss128 I've got a good one too:

A little boy named Timmy's parents are going out, so they leave him with his aunt. His aunt decides to take a shower, and Timmy goes into the bathroom. He says "Can I come in the shower?" his aunt says no, and then he says "My parents let me" so she let's him in. Later, he says "Auntie, can I put my finger in your belly button?" his auntie says no (obviously) and he says that his parents let him, so she says fine. "Uh, Timmy, that's not my belly butto

[combatarmss128]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[PBJ9917]

Love the part where Randall says:

I have a turkey sandwich up my butt. Love it!!! Lol. 

[jillybean858]

This guy is obviously Randall! Your teeth and face structure matches the Randall in disguise from TMZ. Don't deny it, it makes you look stupid! Thanks stupid, thanks for the mouse!

[aerocmetallica1995]

@jillybean858 yeah, and that does sound a lot like his voice sans the flamboyance

[Chelseafaye85]

The Randall talking to himself...how cute

[junkster101]

You're really cute.

[riregan1]

You think honey badger cares, honey badger just smacks the shit out of this video



[TheCaptionist]

You can kind of hear that Randall's voice is pre-recorded...

[Enivekdax17]

boyfriend??

[riregan1]

@Enivekdax17 your stupid, thats his producer. i dont think hes even gay

[silvercricket101]

@riregan1 he might just be camp, like the sorrowful serpent from MLP

[EwokPWNS]

111111th viewer. Still honey badger don't give a shit

[terrapinbrad]

Look at that sleepy fuck!

[SashaMae27]

Lol I want so badly to be his friend

[93hopeless]

i have a turkey sammich up my ass O_o

[xOfficialYokoLittner]

I have that same phone.

._.

[babyjadeisha]

You have a turkey sammich up your ass? Honey Badger don't care.

[weezerpeach21]

@babyjadeisha ha!



[HoundDogEntertainmnt]

Oh I do that all the. Time

[Shalazen]

Randall sounds like my friend Patrick. :)

[ALEXIAquestiona]

i need to see randall. so... czg123 marathon and dedication!

[TheBandNinja14]

Randall is an intelligent Honey Badger. There that's the answer.

[awkwarddaisy]

I imagined Randall as a really flamboyant black man. This is cRaZY! haha

[skyxlovesxyou]

LMAO he derved that XD

[cncfann23]

0:39 THERE IS A TURKEY SANDWICH UP HIS ASS!!!!

[fugly451]

randall u sound like the mom from bobs burgers

[Zyborggian]

lol you commenters are all fucking retarded CG ISNT RANDALL

[iAppoh]

you're randall the man in the video is randall i . don't deny randall is our hero! own it

[ExpensivePepper]

Honey badger don't care, honey badger don't give a shit about this video.

[EveDonovan]

I WANT TO SIT AT RANDALL'S TABLE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IngloriousBitches]

Randall or not I'd totally bone this guy or vice versa :)

[patrickdaniels95]

There was a sandwich involved... There must have been at least one women... So he's either straight or bi. But the sandwich let's us know hes not gay.

[ElmosHand]

I normally hate all gays.. But Randall is a bad ass lol only cause of the honey badger commentary

[flyersphan111]

@ElmosHand Why do you hate gays? That's usually a sign that you're gay and just don't know it yet...

[ladygonnakill5797]

what does Randall look like?

is it this guy, type this

(Sassy Gay Friend) and click on search and listen to the voice

[airmagc11]

is randall gayy?

[an6310fd3ath]

@monkeyfeet45 yes, pretty much

[wolfshifter13]

@czg123 hey you and Randall are hilarious!!! when did you decide to let the pistachio people make the commercial????

[maghee317]

You should do the platypus! Natures cross breed mistake!

[an6310fd3ath]

you are randall i can ear the gay accent in your voice

[dragonitefan98]

@an6310fd3ath Even over the internet I can tell your a total dick .__.

[animesniper1]

so... what was the punishment? 

[BrendoLaxer]

the way that you try to fit stuff in the time frame of the message you left yourself gives it away

[myteaveda]

He is so cute! Hit me up! Lol. Single!

[world18terrorist]

Rofl at your face at 0:41

[philsphan2]

u overslept stupid

[2121MrPdaddy]

0:16 lol

[jazzplayer9]

I think he meant turkey sausage..

[EatMyWhiteStuff]

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[selgmzfanforev11]

not sure wut randalls sayin @ the end but its probaly like '' you post this and ill kick your butt meh rawr!!!! imma honey badger i dont care ill still kick ur butt''

[selgmzfanforev11]

''.... i dont know which way is up i just woke up...'' LOLOLOLOLOLOL i friggin <3 u guys :D

[dukedevils688]

The eyes, the "what?" at 0:21, and the how fast the responses are make think that you're probably Randall and that was a pre recorded call

[lollieskippy]

I want to say that I'm a Christian too, and that person down there who has their facts wrong, we do not believe Santa is Jesus. They are completely different people. I don't believe "Santa" still exists, but I do believe he did exist and I believe he was Saint Nicholas. So in that aspect I do believe in Santa. Get your facts straight before you decide to publicly bash someone because it'll only make you look like an idiot in the end. :)

[XIKARM4IX]

@GodForAll321 ignorant asshole. nuffsaid.

[SuperYoungjizzy]

@GodForAll321 im gay and i dont have a lisp. just goes to show you that they (no offense to christians) are mentally challenged! why else would they believe in fairy tales?

[SuperYoungjizzy]

honey badger has a turkey sandwich up its ass and it doesnt know which way is up...still doesnt give a shit

[superhappybro12]

@jkvv4014 I am Christian and do take offense to that I DO BELIEVE IN GOD, Jesus, And SANTA

[RaijinHanshi]

I want Randall to rape me, but I don't think the Honey badger gives a shit.

[jkvv4014]

@GodForAll321... you do realize (no offense to christians) "they" all are close minded assholes who still believe in santa, i mean jesus, if you will.... maybe you should leave church sometime and educate yourself and spend some time with "them".

[BlakboxXJ]

Win!

[heykeeko]

Is this the guy who narrated the wildlife documentary, or is it Randall?

[DickOPlenty]

honey badger is surprisingly hot lol and you will be known as honey badger from now on. js

[BaronVonGotha]

you are randall

[mizzerychic]

I love this. I've watched so many of these videos and they never cease to crack me up. Turkey sandwich up his ass? Really? Nice. XD

[thorlockthemage]

Jeez its like a house of bees in here with all these stingy comments. Leave poor randall alone.

[blugubrious]

I guess Mercury was retrograde, huh? At least, for Randall it was ;P

[vivianmari]

questions that pop into my head:

1) is the cat trying to locate said turkey sandwich? O.o

2) couldnt randall be persuaded to give us a little sneak peek of his face? Lets be honest; the fans demand it :) (ps: he may remove the beforementioned turkey sandwitch first)

[maggso0]

YOU'RE RANDALL!

[homedepot116]

Thanks for the new video !!!

[VeroniqueEmbrace]

I know Randall

[MartinWalls222]

Who the F is randall! i love the wildlife vids but has he seriously ever been in a video?? @czg123 are you randall strange balding human man?? O.o

[ExhumingExodus]

Have we ever seen randall?

[cookiepuss1987]

you have excellent teeth!

[34point5ish]

OMG The moustasche vid and the Breakfast Club Extras on your channel page are frickin; hillarious!!!!! OMG!

[skyemcleod1]

Just dropping by to say I love you,Honey Badger's Daddy! :) *kisses*

[homedepot116]

I love every single video from yall me and my gfs die laughing at them I love it all keep it up .....we need more animal videos or maybe do some randall celebrity biographirs......your fierce!!!

[TVWriterGuy]

Honey Badger!

[ChiaraVideos]

Honey badger don't care if the horoscopes get updated.

[zoics1]

Now I'm craving a Turkey Sammich!

[ndevelopment2010]

come on....we all know randall is you. if im wrong, tell me truthfully, stupid! :)

[czg123]

@ndevelopment2010 we are not the same person. sorry and truthfully.

[ice1515151]

@czg123 show a video of him

[Jenjeyfur997]

@czg123 you have the same voice!!!! YOU CAN TELL YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!

[TheShockninja]

@czg123 They are so not the same person. But guess who doesn't care.

[heat4yoass]

@czg123

LIES!

[RcUniverseGuy]

@ndevelopment2010 randalls in some of the vids dude...

[ndevelopment2010]

come on....we all know randall is you. if im wrong, tell me truthfull, stupid! :)

[funzjag]

Another classic czg! I talk to myself too!

[czg123]

@funzjag thank you, although in the video i am not talking to myself. i do from time to time when doing laundry or dishes or shopping usually.

[cinderella2016]

Lol wtf

[Sysforlife]

You have the same phone as me! Straight talk, right?

[czg123]

@Sysforlife  yes! they're fun and easy cheap as hell to boot!

[Sysforlife]

@czg123 I may just call that hotline just to hear that smexy voice of his xD hehe!

[popority]

@czg123 hy can you get randall to narrate the animal the liger if possible pweas cause honey badger dont give a shit lol :3

[RaleighDelk]

I didn't hear anything about a turkey sandwich...

[VengfulX]

Randall got a turkey sandwich stuck up his ass. You think the honey badger cares? He doesn't give a shit.

God that joke's getting old.

[CarlzandAnnLe]

I love this, he woke up with meat in his ass... That's different.

[6988kid]

Are Randall and Chrissy Flowerbottoms related?

[stopableron]

wait, so judging from the comments below me, randall has never shown his face in any of the 100+ vids in this channel? 0.0 i get the feeling that guy is randall too

[popaddict]

Randall sleeps in when he wants to, Randall don't give a shit! :D

[Bobster930]

Haha Randall's hilarious!

[Thejin2027]

Lol, love the expressions. Especially when Randall said 'I have a turkey sandwich up my ass.'

[supernaturaltoe]

Hot flavors.

[bunnycats]

brilliant

[sheenzbbygrl]

Did anybody else think this was an answering machine at first?

[Issaquan5]

If Honey Badger has a turkey sandwich up his ass, he just pulls it right out and stuffs it in his mouth, he just takes what he wants. He don't give a shit. He's a hungry little fuck.

[EduardoTardo]

I thought he was black? Lmfao

[erikangel2012]

Dancing and singing all night will do that to ya! OYE!

[soundscapenyc]

This is BRILLIANT!!!

[ChakraW]

.....who wants to bet that the one dislike is Randall? hahahahaha

[jwdesign336]

Is he really gay or just that soft spoken kind of guy? Not that it matters, he's still awesome.

[thatsthrashmetal]

@jwdesign336 well he was out dancing and singing all night, and he woke up with meat up his ass. i wonder.

ahahaha.

[Abbytater]

"I was dancing and singing all night!"

Of course you were, Randall.

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

Randall for president!

[marniespeaks]

read my horoscope!

[ona1098]

Randall is so hilarious. Mr. Flowerbottoms is so mean to sweet Randall. :)

[ffarchduke]

@xXMCGamerXx YES THEY DO, YOU SILLY CHILD

[no1buddysgirl]

lmao, i loved it..gr8 stuff

[kimpossible1084]

i love randall... a turkey sandwhich up my ass. i dont know which way is up!

[ffarchduke]

UPVOTE THIS POST FOR NO RAISON

[ffarchduke]

BANANA

[TheRipperPrince]

Oh wow.

[jasperthemaster11]

WHOOO FIRST!

[MugginMugga]

-__-

[treymann33]

Lmao!!! a turkey sandwhich in his ass? what kind of parties does he go to?

[DCson17]

@treymann33 the sexy kind.

[treymann33]

@DCson17 Ikr =P

[cherrybombchick666]

@treymann33 I don't know, but I want to go, too.

[Wito545]

hahaha first