Shutup. I live near the jacksonville zoo and its awesome I can hear the train horn and the lions and monkey noises. They caught it and nobody got hurt, you should care more about that.
Your video sucks. Shut up. Stoooopid editing like every other d-bag that has useless YouTube info to share. I clicked on this link cause I wanted to see a big ass rhino fuck shit up not your rhino ass face.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARYBECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
Simple; It's humid in Florida, so I would have given the Rhino a ride to the beach to cool off. If it scares the public, just get him some big old Board Shorts, and some Sunglasses so he can blend in. He's a big boy and needs to chill, that's why he keeps escaping. =8)
There is a drive thru safari near Clifton Texas where the rhinos roam free and they come right up to your car and take the feed from you. they are as big as a suburban. amazing animals.
fucking douche
nathandohrman 1 week ago
I would have done something useful rather than making stupid youtube videos you dumb shit,, get a life you wired little prick,,,,
MD6384 1 week ago
dawg u aint never gonna make it big on youtube LOLOLOLOL
tehMothMan 1 week ago
i would go find a telephone booth get inside and rip my clothes off and i hope i have the "S" inside......
switipit 1 month ago
I woudve ran straight to your house :)
eckaletta 1 month ago
fuck that i would tell him i aint gettin stomped by an animal that weighs as much as a small truck
LUCKTBASTERD45 3 months ago
You know what YOU should do?!!? Clean that fucking room!
coreyrhymer 4 months ago
Shutup. I live near the jacksonville zoo and its awesome I can hear the train horn and the lions and monkey noises. They caught it and nobody got hurt, you should care more about that.
brittanylynn227 5 months ago
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i wouldve shat my britches
MsSamanthalane 5 months ago
would have fixed the cage
TurbotortoiseStickle 5 months ago
i would've said... well, i think its time for a break
icedfire1997 5 months ago
misleading thumbnail why?
SceneInScape 6 months ago
I fucking hate clicking a video, thinking to see the actual video, then a fucking faggot pops up and starts talking.
WeWillNotGoQuietly 6 months ago 5
Ma pis pe ma-ta
dincagabriel25 6 months ago
Your video sucks. Shut up. Stoooopid editing like every other d-bag that has useless YouTube info to share. I clicked on this link cause I wanted to see a big ass rhino fuck shit up not your rhino ass face.
eelliott2901 6 months ago 2
I'd drop an elbow on it and tell it to behave.
billyspurr 7 months ago
mom wheres my desert eagle
bkangiebo 7 months ago
run like fuck
connorrugby10 7 months ago
i would blow it up !!!
ashleyanddustin1011 7 months ago
i would of been like DAVE!!!.... weres my 12guage!
oddy128 7 months ago
zzzzzz
wrestelemania27fan 7 months ago
What the fuck? People want to see actual video footage of it, not a video of you yapping about it. Ever thought that doing this might be BORING?
TheSantaKruz 7 months ago
boring
basketballnightmare 8 months ago
did he died?
southernclassik 8 months ago
I made a bet with my friend:
25 thumbs up I sing chocolate rain in public
50 I dance to bad romance in public
100 I troll a news camera man.
crud42 8 months ago
Another annoying video that didn't had one single clip or picture of a rhino. Flag the kid.
Steven69velez 8 months ago
@Steven69velez
You can go fuck yourself. Why the hell are you even watching these videos if you don't like him??? what did he do to you?
sam123486 8 months ago
@sam123486 Cry me a river? :]
Steven69velez 7 months ago
pipe the fuck down you yanky bitch!!!!
cnshroom 8 months ago
I would of craped my pants and then I would of hid so the 4000 pound rhino would not find me and then get the heck out of there!
utah1O1 9 months ago
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I would shove a nascar up its butt and make it go in...
nateandbecky 9 months ago
I would shove a nascar up it butt and make it go in...
nateandbecky 9 months ago
You would probably cry and shit in your pants you mf sob
carloseferraz 9 months ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARYBECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
KandMoore 9 months ago
Haha I would go home n lock all my doors. Haha I'm not gonna get squished by one
myhiennn 10 months ago
id ride it...
MrSUCKONIT123 10 months ago
FUCK THAT IAMA OUTA HERE WHAT ID SAY LMAO
policedan 11 months ago
ill get fbi army police every1
benicex3 11 months ago
I HATE YOU
waltworldwide 1 year ago
this guy talks to much so get on with it all ready
cellopete 1 year ago
@rmaz69
ROTFLMFAO
Noahkayne 1 year ago
Shit myself.
Noahkayne 1 year ago
Arm me with whatever they used to take it down and I'll put a few hours in
EmPeRoR724 1 year ago
Thinking that i would probably called for reinforcements.....although I don't know what kind of reinforcements you would call for a 4000lb rhino.
Dingotech2000 1 year ago 8
@Dingotech2000 if you need reinforcements to fight a 4000lb. rhino than let another one lose...doesn't worko.0 ?than fuck it and leave.
1HACKERGLITCH1 6 days ago
OMG...I would PUCH U IN THOSE FAT LIPS
rmaz69 1 year ago
I would have him in for milk and cookies
Phoenixmike100 1 year ago
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musclegreaser 1 year ago
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@musclegreaser your just saying that cause you dont have one so fuck off
RoyalForgotten 1 year ago
@RoyalForgotten - haha that was excellent man.....
Dingotech2000 1 year ago
Simple; It's humid in Florida, so I would have given the Rhino a ride to the beach to cool off. If it scares the public, just get him some big old Board Shorts, and some Sunglasses so he can blend in. He's a big boy and needs to chill, that's why he keeps escaping. =8)
spreadeagle311 1 year ago
There is a drive thru safari near Clifton Texas where the rhinos roam free and they come right up to your car and take the feed from you. they are as big as a suburban. amazing animals.
thealexanderdevery 1 year ago
HAHA! i would've been like... fuck this im callin in sick, im not getting a freakin 4,000 pound thing back into its cage, lmfao.
Thebrioche66 1 year ago 18
I would mate it with an elephant. They I could call it and Eliphino. Old joke, but I'm a new man. Good to see you JC.
Philinspaces 1 year ago