Banking doesnt involve fraud, banking IS fraud. -- Tim Madden
Every bank CEO, CFO and COO knows it and knows it's just the way baking is done--in fraud. Lower workers are compartmentalized and unaware of the fraud. Though many are learning from sources on the Internet what their top bosses haven't told them.
There is a list of ten questions that no banker can answer without exposing their bank's fraud. Fraud vitiates all contracts.
vitiate: Take away legal force of or render ineffective.
lol i was a banker for the royal bank of scotland. honestly, the shitest job iv ever had, the company itself is so very mesd up when you go and look into it. so many things r so wrong with that bank,not only do some of them not have a clue about customer service but also treat their employees like rubbish. i made my money, and left the shithole.
Yeah, im with sEbRuG, give the bankers more bonuses! more! more I say! Im sure there's a few more large corporations they can suck dry and collapse to pay for their $USD10B bonus payouts - you peasant people wont mind - anyway, what you dont know wont hurt you.
Funny advert. Sadly shows that the general public have no idea what "bankers" do. There are many types of banker and only a small section added to the recession. So I'm bored of the ignorant vilification by the British public, fed by the scapegoat adoring media. And no I'm not a banker.
I happen to love bow. However if some internet moron, presumably belonging to the demographic to which I was referring, and who has nothing better to offer than homophobic nonsense, believes my intelligence should prohibit my imbibing of a particular alcoholic beverage, who am I to argue?
I've just noticed this comment. You're a hilarious excuse for a human being. I would like to end this by pointing out that your grasp of economics seems to be equal to your handle on the English language.
idunno7925 thinks you might have borrowed money to drink Strongbow, I'd go one further and say it's with benefit money. With a bit of luck a new Government will force you back to work, like the good old days.
considering most the cunts who drink it have borrowed money to drink it. tell the bankers to sod off but hell you drink because they allow you to borrow to drink.
would if i could- happy to start a charity for us poor bankers not fat cats, which paid for us all to sod off somewhere nice... mexico i think then I'll happily sod off lol
I uses to drink magners then I took an arrow to the knee now strongbows the only drink for me
identifymenot 1 month ago
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timbrooks1989 2 months ago
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timbrooks1989 2 months ago
Read about the Banker Who Killed His Uncle - google "Banker Kills Uncle For Bank Business"
MetroActiveTV 4 months ago
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scofer1873 7 months ago
Ha!
sjnash95 11 months ago
I hope they let the bankers trot-on a little further before scything them down in frenzied blood-lust.
I`d drink to that, even Strongbow if there was nothing else.
twatter1nall 1 year ago
talk about see the future! great stuff!
srkh28 1 year ago
love the old geezer sticking up his finger lol!
colstreamer 1 year ago
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23chasegdns 1 year ago
love it, now SOD OFF
MrFrutty 1 year ago
SOD OFF!
MrFrutty 1 year ago
credit for the old boy giving them the bird! still a bunch of pigs with their head in the trough tho
TheSwanseajack2 1 year ago 2
What about PR people who invented this advert? They're prettty useless too.
Jimmyquake1 1 year ago
Yeah SOD OFF!!!!
craigemitchell 1 year ago
SOD OFF!
GingerInferno247 1 year ago
I prefer Magners - driving down to the riviera. In my Jag.
ryko26 1 year ago
would have been much funnier if everyone had ummed and aahed and they had just shuffled off. a missed opportunity.
WOEBOT 1 year ago
Who knows what the song is?
jimmy19140101 1 year ago
Banking doesnt involve fraud, banking IS fraud. -- Tim Madden
Every bank CEO, CFO and COO knows it and knows it's just the way baking is done--in fraud. Lower workers are compartmentalized and unaware of the fraud. Though many are learning from sources on the Internet what their top bosses haven't told them.
There is a list of ten questions that no banker can answer without exposing their bank's fraud. Fraud vitiates all contracts.
vitiate: Take away legal force of or render ineffective.
zonsb 1 year ago
fuuny shit lol
chingmow99 1 year ago
Haha funny. Looking forward to the one where Advertising people get their orders as well. Almost as useless as bankers...
stallywag 1 year ago
...is it true this ad was also made for TV but was pulled after pressure from the bankers/the government?
Bloorays 1 year ago
lol i was a banker for the royal bank of scotland. honestly, the shitest job iv ever had, the company itself is so very mesd up when you go and look into it. so many things r so wrong with that bank,not only do some of them not have a clue about customer service but also treat their employees like rubbish. i made my money, and left the shithole.
isjuschristie 2 years ago
9 11 was a inside job
alnemer3 2 years ago
Yeah, im with sEbRuG, give the bankers more bonuses! more! more I say! Im sure there's a few more large corporations they can suck dry and collapse to pay for their $USD10B bonus payouts - you peasant people wont mind - anyway, what you dont know wont hurt you.
srkh28 2 years ago
Gotta hand it to whoever does Bulmers' marketing, a good use of public opinion to win hearts and minds to drink their piss water.
TheDeadlyAvenger 2 years ago
Funny advert. Sadly shows that the general public have no idea what "bankers" do. There are many types of banker and only a small section added to the recession. So I'm bored of the ignorant vilification by the British public, fed by the scapegoat adoring media. And no I'm not a banker.
Funny but sad advert.
sebrug 2 years ago
fuk off you banking faggot, dont ever drink strongbow
CapitalJoe101 2 years ago
Pithy.
I happen to love bow. However if some internet moron, presumably belonging to the demographic to which I was referring, and who has nothing better to offer than homophobic nonsense, believes my intelligence should prohibit my imbibing of a particular alcoholic beverage, who am I to argue?
sebrug 2 years ago
Exactly you aren't one to argue "SOD OFF"
CapitalJoe101 2 years ago
I've just noticed this comment. You're a hilarious excuse for a human being. I would like to end this by pointing out that your grasp of economics seems to be equal to your handle on the English language.
idunno7925 thinks you might have borrowed money to drink Strongbow, I'd go one further and say it's with benefit money. With a bit of luck a new Government will force you back to work, like the good old days.
sebrug 1 year ago
@sebrug yes, true. But bankers are still scumbags. great advert!
trigga1uk 1 year ago
lol funny ad i love music in this one any1 no watsa it called
Georgemitchell14 2 years ago
considering most the cunts who drink it have borrowed money to drink it. tell the bankers to sod off but hell you drink because they allow you to borrow to drink.
idunno7925 2 years ago
people like i dunno7925 shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
SoulSnatcher 2 years ago
retard.........
frankieflash 2 years ago
morron
ardilladeltibet 2 years ago
Yes sod off!
TerrylPaul 2 years ago
wait for the day it goes on tv- that'll be all i hear. SOD OFF
caldehb 2 years ago
love it- and i work for a bank
caldehb 2 years ago
well sod off then loool
02xstanley 2 years ago
would if i could- happy to start a charity for us poor bankers not fat cats, which paid for us all to sod off somewhere nice... mexico i think then I'll happily sod off lol
caldehb 2 years ago
i saw this in the cinema before Harry Brown, such a funny advert i couldn't stop laughing! :')
HarryElwell123 2 years ago 2
lol me too. before law abiding citizen. (which is a great movie). it took me by surprise, didn't kno there was a bankers remake.
02xstanley 2 years ago
same here! lol
GrievousTradesInc 2 years ago
me too! i loved law abding citizen. and the advert lol
isjuschristie 2 years ago
Saw this at the cinema before "Law Abiding Citizen" and the advert is more memorable than the film!
Els1e 2 years ago 17
yea same. Although I thought Law Abiding Citizen was biblical. God it was shit
vinnywhiteman 2 years ago
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monthesaintees 2 years ago
I saw it before Law Abiding Citizen too. Which wasn't great, but bizarrely my gran loved it.
monthesaintees 2 years ago
i also saw it before law abiding citizen..what an ad...what a film!!!
googlyking 2 years ago
dead right, bloody, greedy sodding bankers!!!!!!
georgewknoxpoet 2 years ago 2
love it
iSimon2008 2 years ago
lol
RayRaythatsmyname 2 years ago
0:12, am I the only one that always thinks he says 'Rufus'?
1989AndyL 2 years ago 2
def not :)
galambos83 2 years ago
Just like real life SOD OFF!
StormyTgurl 2 years ago 17
best advert i've seen in years !!! hahaha !!!
ady76 2 years ago 3
brilliant
djamazon1 2 years ago 3
rofl
DrUK2008 2 years ago
sod off lol
imyourdaady 2 years ago
Sod off!!!lol!!!
specisstillwedie 2 years ago
haha thats fucking quality!
GaryGarratt 2 years ago 2
i was a roofer that day. it was a bad day. 6am till 7pm stood on a hill in halifax. i was wondering when they were gonna release this version.
cjs01772 2 years ago
i did the full 2 days n it was FREEZIN on the 1st day ,Brrrrrrr...oh,,wheres the POLE DANCERS clip? that should be good !! hahaha
artisteandyt 2 years ago
He he ^^
beskow1993 2 years ago