AVPS - best of Umbridge

[DoIGiveAflyingBISON]

"Did you get my text?"

"Well you didn't text me back."

- I say this all the time now. It makes my friends so mad lol. xD

[Flameswipe]

The awkward moment when Joe Walker is just as sexy dressed as Umbridge as he is dressed as Voldemort... XDD

[TheTwistedDiamond]

The people in the audience had no idea what they were in for...

[Nu3aP]

I am woman. Hear me SMASH!!

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

[Princessevans4798]

But, I don't want a man to be my mommy! *cries*

[Muse041]

I love her rules and Joe Walker XD <3

[Gadget14130]

When she kicks Hermione in the face XD gets me every single time.

[LoveArlequin]

Did you get my text?!!

But you don't text me back...

^^

[elmoweasley23]

Happy birthday Joe Walker!!!! We love you !!!!

[Chocofrog369]

@elmoweasley23 How old is he now? I totally missed his birthday, but i remembered darren's! how sad is that!!

[Artsytails2000]

AHUHUHU AHUAHAUA TUTUTUTUTUTU!!

lul

[shackielackie]

I just saw AVMP online but I never saw umbridge in it or the background like that. I also never saw the scenes with draco and hermoine. So confusen right now

[x5unnyx]

@shackielackie Oh, if you saw AVPM than you should know that Umbridge is no part of it! AVPM (A Very Potter Musical) is the first part. (BTW, Umridge is the same guy as Voldemort). Umbridge appears in the second part (AVPS = A Very Potter Sequel). You can find both of them on the starkid youtube channel! :)

[shackielackie]

@x5unnyx oh really. I didn't know that ;p thank you I gonna watch it right away =)

[x5unnyx]

@shackielackie No Problem! :)

[SPalmatory20]

would you sign my BOOB?

[DropThatBass5567]

Rule #1.... No Boys... (Unless they're cute!)

Rule #2.... No alcohol...(Unless there's enough to go around!!)

AND..

Rule #3... No Parties.. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITEEED!

I like this Umbridge!

[teamsnape77]

Ohh Snape, going all high tech with the blackberry eh xD

[YummyChocolateFudge]

"Hey did you get my text?"

"cause you havent texted me back"

"OMAHGAWD dumbledore!! Why are you being such a lousy boyfrann?!"

[Liveyourdreammm]

Darren is just.. SO CUTE. :D

[ilovessBTR]

"I wonder what would happen.. if i just. Broke your fingers"

[SenseOrSensibility]

Joe Walker: The only person who could make Dolores Umbridge even scarier than she was in the book. (Movie!Umbridge was great, but not nearly as terrifying as this.)

[TeamOblivionXD]

This is incorrect. The best of umbridge is every single second that he is on stage.

[IamWHOiAM00001]

The thing is: JOE WALKER IS A SEXY MAN!!!

[IamWHOiAM00001]

@darnelby haha! Just likr draco!!!!!

[CupcakeMajaxD]

"Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter, will you sign mah boob?!"

I'm dying xD

[70Abster]

Oh my goodnes I love umbridge so much although I find her a little annoy- oh my phone hold on. OMG ITS UMBRIDGE

[GiFloDotCom]

@70Abster Did ya get ma teeeext?

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

pause at 3:15 and then thumbs up of u like it

[purpleprincess911]

6 dislikes: Herman, Lavender, Pansy, that random girl in the corner, Cho Chang, y'all, and anyone who needs Umbridge to stop texting them!

[rinnaluv]

I AM WOMAN!!!HEAR ME SMASH!!!!!!!!  omg 1:46

[2gigapuppies]

I don't care about a 10 year age gap--Joe Walker shall be mine. <3

[pitabread12]

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME SMASH

[dancer4life077]

3:28 Dumbledore has a pink phone!!!

[AlmostAmber1990]

"Permission to Hogsmead?" "uh...no, I'm Harry Potter...." LOL!

[CedarPointerAPEXer]

best freaking part 5:33 - 5:55

[benjkoji1992]

@CedarPointerAPEXer agreeeed! haha i almost peed my pants

[Awsomenessification]

Joe Walker is the man of my dreams and the woman of my nightmares

[drummergrl47]

my god id quote more but theres just way 2 much funny stuff its hi-LARIOUS!

[drummergrl47]

lucius: o my god, umbridge, stop texting me!

umbridge: didja get my text?

lucius: yes!

umbridge: well u didnt text me back

lol gets me evry time

[drummergrl47]

"hehehehehe. hahahaha! A DER DER DER DER DER!!!!!"

his laugh cracks me up so much!

[darnelby]

The best of Umbridge is pretty much all the scenes she appears in ;)

[jessann153]

i find it so touching wen shes about to beat hermione with that thing and they all stick up for her and rons like are you ok rubbing her arm <3

[FunnyAnM]

im scared to think about what would happen if umbridge was my moma

[x5unnyx]

@FunnyAnM Then you would be... half a Centaur? Hu, scary...

[UsernameCosplayer]

That awkward moment when you realise you have the same phone as Dumbledore...

[PervyMari]

0:49 the girl behind Hermione looks like Stephenie Meyer. (Don't give me hate for this)

[x5unnyx]

@PervyMari hm.. just a little bit. :)

[musicalfan301]

What? Where did he go?

He disappeareted

No, you can't disappear at hogwarts, right?

right!

RIGHT! Damn it!*kicks hermione*

omigod i loved that

[xxibeckyxx]

0:54 im pretty sure thats Ron's mum??

[x5unnyx]

@xxibeckyxx Yep, you're right! :)

[juggle500]

Then you'd be just like Umbridge except Umbridge can kick yo ass

[omgitsskatermaddie]

That awful moment when you realize that , no matter what gender you are , Joe Walker will be better than you at it . ):

[gleekybelieber1619]

why you guys bein so mean to me?! :(

[AverageRandomness]

I'm doing an Umbridge monologue for my Drama midterm. XD

[BaliMangoOfficial]

Oh my God Umbridge stop texting me

[TheMagentaPhoenix]

i had to do a memorization improv for musical tryouts at my school, so i did the Umbridge rules and everyone died laughing xD

[SaeharasCameraCrew]

all you had to do was put in all the "dahdah DA. DA. DA. DA." laughing parts, and this wouldbe perfect. lol Joe get's me everythime with that. I laugh out loud.

[danodaveo]

She's better than the original Umbridge! :D

[pinkangel613]

@danodaveo duh

[casserolesaystoria]

But.. DURRRR!!

[ReyReySwifty]

Did you get my text? Well you didnt text me back.

[bringthefroback]

i FIND it kinda scary how i find joe walker sexy as a woman 2...nd im a gurl

[shakskoul]

Mama Umbridge - "That's bullshit Snape! You can't disapparate inside of Hogwarts! *turns to audience* RIGHT?"

Random Audience Member - "RIGHT!"

Mama Umbridge - "RIGHT!"

So lols!

[Pinja567]

@shakskoul Actually there's a guy who yells that in every show

[AAAfansite]

omg, umbridge stop texting mee!!!

did you get my text? WELL YOU DIDNT TEXT BACK XD

[fantasywriter14]

disapparate! ahhh magic...

[TheHoPeRoX]

I am Woman! Hear me SMASH!!! *thud thud thud thud*

[ztslovebird]

And now we see why men don't normally wear dresses; the female supermodels (who starve themselves, have absurd amounts of surgery to move body fat from one place to another on their bodies, and are practically smothered in makeup to look decent in whatever they model) would be pissed to see a guy effortlessly wear any dress better than them ;)

[livyt7]

Now you drag me into this?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!

[Blubarry123]

"As much as I would love to see some of these bastards beaten... *points at Harry*"

[TheLisaPanda]

potter?!?!?!?! but,but, you just went, but i saw you just, DUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!

[StarkidForever3126]

only Joe Walker could look hot in a pink dress!

[lrulez415]

I would pay Joe Walker to do the Umbridge laugh: ADERDERDER XD

[Cake342]

It takes a real man to wear a dress and wear pink :)

[ooodalolli]

@Cake342 not to mention the manicure and shaved armpits.....

[bobrocksurworld1]

So dat makes me..... yo mamaw!

[MorteAgunia]

5 dislikes??!

OMG, Umbridge, stop texting me! 

[SnarrySiremus101]

DER DER DER DER DER!

Now you drag ME into this??

lol

[BalletBeauty97]

JOEWALKA!! :D

[r0ckoegirl]

someone plz explain to me what a BBM is

[ciaron121709]

@r0ckoegirl it's the acronym for blackberry messaging :)

[r0ckoegirl]

I AM WOMAN!! here me smash!!!!!

[r0ckoegirl]

you keep me young

[harrypotterpuppylove]

i love how every one is focased on 5:40 but i see no comments of hermy getting kicked in the face by dum.....i mean umbridge

[anniedee7123]

thus was hilarious excellent job :)

[FawkesLastSong]

XDDD I love Joe so much XDDD this never fails to make me burst out laughing :D

[r0ckoegirl]

6:08

WHY U GUYS BEING SO MEAN TO ME!

[r0ckoegirl]

ah magic!

[ireallyloveglee1]

Team Jakob Headquarters complete!

[MrsBlack88]

WARNING:

Do not watch this video while eating yogurt. Very bad results. TRUST ME.

[harrypotterpuppylove]

OMG!!!!! u broke umbridge! 4:45

[owlhead7777]

I'm not going to stop posting this until it happens..... YOUTUBE NEEDS A LOVE BUTTON!!!!! <3

[bexiechick98]

You were never my friend!

You were never my, you were never my lover!

(Random dance scene happens) XD LMAOO!

[CamiiOk]

hahahahah Joe Walker is THE Best as Umbridge or Voldemort! ahahh

[honeycombedlite]

Joe Walker as Umbridge reminds me of Zoolander =D

[MuleicornRedvines]

Dumby- "Dissapparate!"

Everyone else- "ahh, magic!"

lmfao

[IidoliseJohnnyDepp]

Joe Walker is awesome as all of his characters but my fave is still Voldemort

[MeredithDerek]

Dumbledore's face at 3:36 xD

[BeluAAR]

"We need to talk. colon right parentesis"

If i were you, dear Dumbledore, I'll start running.

[varalidaine]

What does she say after Dumbledore says 'don't you get it, you crazy bitch? I'm gay!!'? I can never catch it

[x5unnyx]

@varalidaine I think she's shputing "Well, choose not to be gay then!"

[MrsBlack88]

@x5unnyx No no no. It's "WELL CHOOSE NAWT TO BE GAY, DEN!!!" Work dat Mama Umbridge accent

[x5unnyx]

@MrsBlack88 Oops, sorry!

[MrsBlack88]

@x5unnyx lol

[TheKatliz123]

@varalidaine she says, "weel then choose not to be gay" he he

[45GIJKL]

@varalidaine

then choose not to be gay den' (then)

[BeluAAR]

MR POTTER, MR POTTER !

[cutetigergirl14]

It takes a man to be a real woman

[mataharitenshi]

COITUS!!! XDD

[EiriYoshi]

Umbridge sounds like a south park character.

[LunaLuvgood27]

OH MY GOD UMBRIDGE STOP TEXTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[squii28]

for the record, dont say "what would happen if i just broke ur fingers" when someone tries to steal ur pencil case at school, teachers take it WAAAY too seriously, kinda funny actually

[x5unnyx]

@squii28 Haha, thanks! I'll remember! XD

[MissXxlolipopxX]

I think the best of Umbrige is :

-Did you get my text ?

-Yes !

-Well, you didn't text me back !

xD

[TheMagentaPhoenix]

this Umbridge is pretty dangg legit (; lmfaoo!

[puppyluver56789]

"did you get ma text?"

[MakeMusic4Life]

You can't disapparate inside of hogwarts! 

[MidgetLove123]

Dur dur dur dur

[dontstopmii]

idk if i wanna marry darren or joe...

[TiffanyDoll]

It makes me sad. Michael Jackson wanted to make a Harry Potter musical a long time ago, just probably not a comedy one. The idea was rejected because Rowling thought people wouldnt like it :(

Oh Mah God Rowlin'! Why ya gotta be like dat?!

[happinesswins]

"a he te te te te"

[ChloeSobels]

8:16 = best derp face EVER!!!!!

[pinkcowkit]

0:45 - 0:55

my design teacher says stuff that that O_o

[95PMF]

do you know where can I download the entire musical for free?

[x5unnyx]

@95PMF I think there's no page where you can download it...

[shygirl9514]

@95PMF thepiratebay(dot)com. that's where I got it from.

[jane126484]

@95PMF you can watch the entire musical HERE for free

[itaizu]

@95PMF It should be available to download from the StarKid website.

[loljustice31]

@95PMF DVD video soft

[elisamachado]

"Now you drag me into this?" LOL XD Moses is fav after Walker. <3

[BloodBronze108]

for some reason she reminds me of chord overstreet XD

[bornthisway913]

the last bit was the best she/she self destructed

[Yuisho99]

-OH MY GOD UMBRIDGE STOP TEXTING ME!

-Did you get my text?

[2LegitCrater]

It's videos like these that make me wonder how much Joe walker was told before agreeing to this...

[YoureShameless2009]

@2LegitCrater Or how much of it, he makes up on his own... :D

[FreshPrinceLoverEm]

I am woman, hear me SMAAASH!!!!!!!!

[weareHPgeneration]

Joe Walker is amazing

[theDoctorPotterfan16]

shouldn't this be every single moment that Joe Walker is onstage as Umbridge....

[x5unnyx]

@theDoctorPotterfan16 Yeah, because of that there's a part two now. ^^

[theDoctorPotterfan16]

@x5unnyx YAY!!!!! Thank you, its very well put together

[x5unnyx]

@theDoctorPotterfan16 Thank you! :)

[NinaBlack94]

"BULLSHIT SNAPE, YOU CANT DISAPPARATE INSIDE OF HOGWARTS! Right? RIGHT!"

It seems the musical knows more about Harry Potter than the movies !

[loljustice31]

@NinaBlack94 Didn't Dumbledore rely on his phoenix to side-along-disapparate in the books/movies, and phoenixes/house elves can do so within Hogwarts?

[NinaBlack94]

@loljustice31 Aren't you ever going to read "Hogwarts: A History"? :)

[Atticario]

Poor Hermananucleosis. I don't think Umbridge likes her.

[Twilightlover46]

Snape: "NOW YOU BRING ME INTO THIS???!!" OMG i love him!!! XD

[0800kewl]

3 dislikes thanks Hermione

[jellybabe212]

i love joe he's so awesome just poning ponies and stutterin...mr. walker MR.WALKER sign my boob!!! like if you're one of mama umbridge's daughters like me!!

[pebbypuppy]

du du du du duuuur! :)

[TheLovelylula]

I am woman hear me SMASH!!!!!

[SuperJohncena99]

I Wonder What Would Happen If I Just...........Broke Your Fingers lol i couldnt stop freakin laughing

[neonsneakers53]

"OH MY GOD Umbridge stop texting me"-Lucius, "Did you get my text?"-Umbridge.

[harrypotterseriesnut]

thats bullsh*t snape you can't dissaparate inside of hogwarts...right?

someone in audience "right!"

right! god damn it! *kicks hermione in face*

[harrypotterseriesnut]

i wonder would would happen..if i just...............broke your fingers?

[princessbecks88]

3 people wanna die like SCHLONGBOTTOM!

[sophiiieeeL]

'oh my god umbridge stop texting me...' 'did you get my text?'

i love joe walker :')

[TheClaireBeariscool]

No boyz... unless der CUTE!

No alcohol... unless derz plenty 2 go around!!

No partyz... unless Umbrige is invited!!!!!

[musixvids4life1]

we r gonna be happy...and oyur gonna DIE

[AVPMReference]

Three dislikes? Well, I want you three to... Take this knife, put it upright on a chair, AND SIT ON IT POTTSIES!

[PotatoHarrison]

I've seen this musical so many times but I always die of laughter when Umbridge first appears.

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

i am woman here me smash!

[NenaMaiiSchatz]

was brian holden the scarf of sexual preference?

[x5unnyx]

@NenaMaiiSchatz No, I think it's Nick Lang!

[PinkMusic2000]

@x5unnyx it is Nick Lang. :)

[x5unnyx]

@PinkMusic2000 Ah, okay, so I was right. Thanks. :D

[TheWickeddramaqueen]

"But seriously girls, if i catch you with any boys or acohol I'll ripe your perky little boobs off!" STARE.. you took out that part! its my favorite! DER DER DER DER!