Sharks vs. Dolphins

[assassinscreednate]

me: what a nice video

*looks at videos on the right*

:(

[reingp]

This video is a piece of shit since all of its "dolphins protecting humans from sharks and saving us from drowning" is bullshit. I mean, dont rely on this. Dolphins on this video are trained...

Dolphins are indeed beautiful and smart creatures, but they're no heros... come on

This video seemed to be informative, but is a big fat lie.

One more thing: in real nature, some sharks actually hunt down dolphins.

[TheMuslimKiller]

I have the actual movies this came from and I must say Dolphins are majestic creatures of the sea. They seem extremely fast, and sharks seem to avoid them, which I find very interesting being that sharks are the number 2 predator of the sea 2nd only to killer whales.

[ruinedpk]

good job dolphin

[totogood4you]

インチキくせ〜！

[binbashLinuxAhole]

@totogood4you Fucking japs

[totogood4you]

@binbashLinuxAhole

日本語がよくわかりましたね。

日本語って、訳すの大変なんですってね。

何故たかがこれしきのことに、そんな大変な思いまでして、神経質

になるのかなぁ？

あんたは海豚の回し者？

海豚の肩を持つことで、アンタにどんな得があるの？

アンタはシーチワワとかいう、捕鯨船団にランチャーでテロ攻撃

仕掛けるような人の支持者なのか。

[malparida1326]

i`am now in love with a dolphin!! hahah

[maddyastro123]

I'm team dolphin!

[maddyastro123]

ha they like prego people.

[Wings0fLife]

And what do we unbelievably kind human beings do for the dolphins in return? We slaughter them for fun...

[trancecrew]

beautiful creature...beautiful theme song :)

[Mageziya]

Ehh, one of the few good qualities about dolphins,

I mean come on! Dolphins are known to 'gang rape' dolphins and are known to sexually harass other dolphin species.

I suppose you could say they are just like humans.

[kelsyrocksforever]

Dolphines are so prurty!

[GENUINENOW]

If i had an aquarium on my house id buy a dolphin as my PET.I LOVE DOLPHINSS

[GENUINENOW]

This is why i Love Dolphins,They Save u when youre drowning n stuff.Please Stop with the killing of this Amazing Creature.And stop eating them as well,you never know when youre going to be in trouble on the waters...

[hamstergirl591]

0:30 Dolphin: Oh hai, can I touch your belly? :D

Pregnant lady: ಠ_ಠ I wish people- er dolp- augh, LIVING THINGS would stop asking me that!

[jomalone28]

Go dolphin go.Go dolphin GO!

[TheDolphythedolphin]

dont eat dolphins japan and iran

[chloeluvsbtr]

awwww good job dolphin

[iamrebeccahenry]

JAPAN, STOP KILLING OUR DOLPHINS!!!

[airbus417]

Stop eating dolphin and shark.

[theawesomestgirl26]

i cryed watchong the dolphine saving that pregnant girl ;)

[milkmade001]

Dolphins are so cool. If I had to choose a animal to be it would be a dolphins.

[D4N1L01994]

its proven that 6 people died last year from shark attacks all over the world! so its more likely that you will die while surfing youtube then that...

[findalpup]

is a pregnant woman Naomi Russel?

[boombap420]

YO

If you like dolphins watch 'THE COVE'. Its a movie made in '09 that deals with the BRUTAL GENOCIDE in japan of these beautiful and intelligent beings. The people of japan are vastly unaware of this tragedy that unfolds every year because of media censorship and propaganda distributed by the japanese gov. we need to spread the msg! You can sign the petition by texting DOLPHIN to 44144 or visit takepart. com/thecove.

If you are a standup person, give thumbs up, spread this...dont spam it! plz

[mmarules71]

Dolphins Heros of the Deepo.

[alexandrosget]

dolphins have spirit of human if you eat dolphins you can eat and human

[thesicko333]

Wheres my hearthstone!?!?

[1texaseagle]

Ok, are those dolphins trained, or is this real???? :D

[soandrandom]

@1texaseagle its real

[hamstergirl591]

@1texaseagle

These ones are trained, but that doesn't mean it's never happened for real ^^

[irongut12345]

thumbs up if you thought the thumbnail was a mermaid xD

[topherfree]

@irongut12345 I hate giving thumbs up to people who ask for it, but yea, completely thought it was a mermaid!

[djsfromcbc]

why are they wearing shirts, dresses and shoes in the water?

[ILuvCE]

even though it doesn't match the title, it's still good newayz

[cuthbertnibbles]

Needs a 'love' button.

[ZSOUPZ]

Yeah Dolphins are so cute...... Until they gang bang and rape female dolphins to reproduce

[shinigami015]

Dolphins are just gay sharks.

[cedric5356]

c montage est ridicule ...

[love4lifejuul]

they ar such a beautifull creatures!! wowww

[YHUFANG]

i love dolphins

[hang1iderswing]

@YHUFANG Right? Like how great are they?

[YHUFANG]

@hang1iderswing yeah :)

[twinturbo955]

angels of the sea

[MangaHeroYK]

I'd like to see that same dolphin go against a Great-White, then we'll see who beats who...

[torosyan]

"science is more rational"

classic <3

[Formula1UnoDEUX]

dolphins are the dogs in the water !

[handlethief]

Though generally speaking, where there are dolphins there are sharks because they both eat the same food and I'd rather not have to be saved by one in the first place. Dolphins will bite as well if they feel threatened by us.

[tesavek]

hahaha 109 people are japanese ahahaahhahahahahhahaha

[Dolphins333333h]

did you know that Dolphins and Humans have one thing in common they like sex as plesure not just to mate

Thats Way Lets not Eat dolphins they are mates

[Crescentdawnmoon]

the dolphin helped the preggers! :D

[Retubetard]

109 people are Japanese.

[darinbar]

Mans other best friend.

[SuperStevebarnes]

What sharks think if there are pregnant women in the water :

"MEAT :)"

[deezinet]

do not eat dolphins...

[Poisendonutperson1]

Good dolphin XD

[Poisendonutperson1]

AAAAAAAAAH THE SHARK IS HURTING THE HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharks these days...

[Frankeinstein127]

shark dont attack unless they smell blood? :P

[R80HDVideos]

@Frankeinstein127 They can smell blood even if you dont bleeding. But mostly they attack beacuse they think a swimming human looks like some animals they use to eat.

[leafblade113]

Hope there are more dolphans than sharks

[AdmiralOfTheAir]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS INTENSE!

[MrTwoXFour]

dolphins are the chuck norris of the ocean

[1999geniegirl]

Awwwe that was cute. :)

[makeupismymantra]

Please, those of you out there who eat dolphin, please stop.

[Trashfished]

@makeupismymantra No way man. when they beach themselves along the coast. (Carolina) We hook the dolphins with sharpened rebar and drag em up the sand. We treat them just like a pigroast. Free meat and what a party we have!! We dont waste much at all, but hey the seagulls got to eat too.

[quintylife]

@makeupismymantra who the fuck eats dolphins

[OlderG0ds]

@quintylife Let's just say, if the human population was entirely Japanese.. there would be no dolphins or whales left alive.

[XxKamaelxX]

@makeupismymantra the same for people who eat sharks!

[lostinmountain]

@makeupismymantra what about cows?

[SuperShotout]

@lostinmountain we raise them in farms its totally different + the dont save us in the water 

[TheChristanGirl7]

@makeupismymantra People eat dolphins?!?!

[SuperShotout]

@makeupismymantra how the hell eats poor dolphins 

[1QWard]

@makeupismymantra amen!

[fuck1929]

@makeupismymantra No

[electrosec]

@makeupismymantra Lolz new slogan for earth!

if your not intelligent you will get eaten

[dan3377able]

fk , dolhines r good :)

[5lydn]

this is why harming dolphines is wronge they Remember everything. and remember enemys. sharks they hate for eating there kind. and if we do the same. whats to stop dolphines turning on us..

[bongothemagicalmonky]

LOL CUTE FUCKIN DOLPHIN ROFL

[kayser79pr]

wow is beutifull

[MISSxxHOOSIERxxGIRL]

I LOVE DOLPHINS!!!!!!!

[sultano0oz]

thumbs up if you love dolphin!

[TheMotogirl1993]

the dolphins are the best and kindly animals in the earth....... why people eat them????i saw a video that a human cut of the dolphins neck.........and i thought if that poor dolphin one day will save his child from a shark...would he do that??

[Sandman86ful]

@TheMotogirl1993 - people kill whales and some people kill other people! So its just some people's nature. BTW - I already knew that dolphins are fascinated about pregnant women.

[GFXNub]

how the fuck did i get here from watching nazi zombies?

[purplelaedy]

arent dolphins amazing! i say they should be heroes if all of them are really like this

[Zhang2428]

anybody notice the people had to risk their lives to make this video? I mean . . . A F****ING SHARK ALMOST BIT THAT WOMANS LEG OFF!!! I rest my case.

[Paige8037]

GO DOLPHINS!!!!

[firesightt]

bitch flap your arms

[ratman1982]

i love dolphins :-)

[einhausmaple]

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!

[NtoxicatedForum]

Dolphins > Japanese

[TheCoolCatCalledJoe]

But will it blend ?

[mareenahisqaawjus]

@MrReport56 no you spelt it all correct :)

[kushstein]

:58 - I SAVE U!

[MrReport56]

Dolphins are going to disappear because of japaneses which eat them... Stupid jap. Sorry for my english i'm french

[kandikid2308]

dolphins have xray vision...and they get to live in the ocean...not fair

[webmoss]

@kandikid2308

Not to mention they get "phuck" all the time! No wonder they're always happy

[dgrampage]

what is gus doing in a documentary??

[TeamZomb]

Dolphins kick massive ass

[h0undus]

dolphins= gay sharks

[scarlocc]

title slightly misleading

[fordulaad]

fuckka you dorrphhiiinnn

[nervouslife]

@fordulaad

I try the recipe of RoederGaming last night, you don't know how delicious it was.

It was the best DORRRPHIN Kebap I've ever eat.

[XzithroX]

doliphin = underwater lady loving ninjas :)

[eoLocoAbreu]

Caraca o golfinho levou a mulher para cima

[TheDB0N3r]

1 would random people be swiming in the ocean ? lol

[inceptionist11]

lmao what a load of bullshit, dolphins kill their babys to get to mate with the females again. Lovely creatures hmm?

[hotfiyah27]

theres actually evidence that dolphins can be as dangerous in open water as sharks, swimming fast into shipwreck victims and battering them. Also, how the rassclad was this filmed??

[santostenoch7]

@hotfiyah27 lol fuck yeah

[Hamburgare16]

actually male dolphin are actually know to drag human under water and rape them untill death,(often groups of younger male doplhins, so violent dolphin gang rape)

[BEpreddi]

bullshit

[Mileykittynightstar]

@BEpreddi U ARE BULLSHIT DOLPHINS ARE REALLY CUTE AND INTERESTING! THEY SAVE LIVES!!! UR BULLSHIT U SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN!!

[alicrow]

but did you know that there have been reportings that male dolphins gang rape some humans and the umans drawned

[rockman35004]

At least dolphins won't kill us, but some people kill them... what the fuck?

[CounterstrikeSINGLE]

Pilot whales not dophins

[sagara5293]

I am surprise that dolphin haven been made to pokemon yet.

[klpeekl2000]

Killing? No it's not just killing. Japanese fishermen DE-FIN Dolphins and release them back into the Ocean with no able way to swim. That's beyond cruelty. It needs to be stopped.

[invisiblespandex]

en wikipedia org wiki Evolution_of_cetaceans

[invisiblespandex]

Dolphins, like wales, belong to animals who lived once on land. They were mammals with legs and all that are typical to land animals.

[SavageArms357]

0:49

Pussy grip.

[lukeiamyourfaja]

go team mammal!

[hiptyhop]

Dolphins arint safe? They kill thousands of them daily in Japan.

[ActionStar00]

@hiptyhop please, I'm half-japanese. I hate it when people say that. Poor dolphins?

[ActionStar00]

@ActionStar00 i meant to put a period at the end

[n0n570p]

I believe dolphins will be extincted because they are smart but also too kind, we evolved as a species because we where mean enough to kill and eat everything and everyone, combined with a little bit of luck

[silver123321808]

not real -_-

[MiseryDuke69]

See the only thing we have in common is that we are the only two species to actually be able to commit rape... thats all i can think of that we have as a bond

[TheSuperGermany]

Dolphin are just gay Sharks! - Kidding i love Dolphins :D

[grecovolante]

Love both dolphins and sharks. The ocean is just magical!

[richiemix6]

like underwater angels

[flaash1991]

Fuck you SHARK!!!!!!!

Fuck you DOLPHIN!!!!!!

[owatmehh]

bullshit.

[sfrance783]

dah mao bah

[rosepose101]

if ever in need (in the sea) call superdolphin and he'll b there to save you <3

[RochelleLaBlueBella]

Why the HECK is a pregnant woman swimming out in the middle of the ocean?! O.o

[MsCute1221]

Dolphins = human saviors

human = dolphin slaughter

Why ? :(

[bubbleman2002]

@MsCute1221 EXAclty!!!!!!

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

@MsCute1221 Dolphin safe since 1980 :3

[cesarfox971]

@MsCute1221 Because human being is the worst animal ever

[MsCute1221]

@cesarfox971 I know. I say that 73.2% of the humans don't think of all the things ( good and bad) of the world, they just care for themselves. We need more nice and caring people!

[Retardacija]

@MsCute1221 cuz those humans are the worst trash on the world

[MsCute1221]

@Retardacija I know right :'(

I just want everyone to be happy.

Animals, people, everybody.

But some people are meanies.

[lea7rsi]

@MsCute1221 That's crazy. There's a human dolphin saviors you know. Please don't generalized it. And maybe that is also the reason why dolphin save some people because they was save the human.

[UnluckyGambler]

@MsCute1221 cuz we invented the monetary system.

[RoederGaming]

@MsCute1221 BECAUSE THEIR FOOD IS SO DELICIOUS. I LIKE IT. I LIKE DORRRPHIN KEBAB.

[MsCute1221]

@RoederGaming Did you know they are endangered. They are in danger of extinction you know ? Maybe is not bad tasting new meats, but, please, STOP THIS. You murderers are out of control. The ones causing this are the buyers and consumers, like you guys enjoy it, the people who catch them make more money, so they kill more. STOP IT PLEASE

Soon we will not have some beautiful dolphins. Please stop.

[RoederGaming]

@MsCute1221 I AM EATING DORRRRPHIN KEBAB RIGHT NOW. I NEED MORE CHILI ON IT. THE MEAT IS TOO CUTE.. I MEAN SWEET..

[MsCute1221]

@RoederGaming When there are no more dolphins to admire (or eat for you) you and your non stopping eating fellows will be sorry for it.

[nervouslife]

@RoederGaming

Dorrrphin Kebab? Sounds delicious.

May I have the recipe please?

[RoederGaming]

@nervouslife Yes of course, sir. It requires a lot of Dorrrrphin meat. Only pig the cutest looking Dorrrrphins. They are usually the ones with the sweetest taste. Normal Iceberg salad - you may add cucumber too, but that is a personal preference. And instead of chili you put on animal-activist tears. Enjoy.

[nervouslife]

@RoederGaming

Instead of normal animal-activist tears, I will try to use tears from vegetarian animal-activist who are members from PETA.

What do you think of this?

[RoederGaming]

@nervouslife This is a very wise choice. Experimenting with the different ingredients are really important. Good luck.

[c0mpiled]

@MsCute1221 money

[KadoatieXD]

The thumbnail looks lik a mermaid!

[dunnobutwayne]

a friend of mine got BOTH her arm broke by aggresive dolphins she nearly drowned!

[apolloant]

That was cool, but, you will never hear from the people that dolphins pushed out to sea, rather than shore.

[sfrance783]

tsada xa...unta makakita nako in real jud...

[webmoss]

But the Japanese eat them with wasabi

[NORTHofCALI]

@webmoss fuck all chinks

[webmoss]

@NORTHofCALI

Japanese are Dinks not Chinks! Please take out your eye chart and validate.

[NORTHofCALI]

@webmoss fuck you chink

[Spadadiforza]

Such a Majestic species....it's a shame that a so called advanced people kill them for selfish reasons.

[motrinman19]

Dolphins Are Fuckin Awesome!

[c1c2c3able]

dolphins are like the humans of the sea

[stephanie11435]

AmyXRuby LMFAO!!!!!

[AmyXRuby]

Humans didn't deserve the help of dolphins since they're just killing them in other countries.

[Adelesfavfan]

GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[evilkillerpenguin]

Fascinating