WHAT THE FUCK!?! THIS "STRATEGY" ONLY WORKS IF YOU ARE PLAYING AGAINST NOTHING!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOUR OPPONENT WILL ALWAYS STOP THIS "STRATEGY" OF YOURS!!!!!!
this is a really bad opening. its easily countered and ends badly for white. You should be teaching people to counter it, if its played against them by a insulting opponent, and not to play it against others. If people are interested in chess then a more substantial opening, such as the 4 knights, it more appropriate.
This strategy doesn't work and here is why: you move the first pawn like he said. OK! Then if they move the pawn in front of the queen and then you move the bishop to where he said hello!The king is in check! If they dont move the pawn in front of the queen the pawn blocks the turn two bishop and protects the king and from then on out the pawn cannot move because if it did, it puts the king in check then queen only puts king in check on turn 4 and the king takes the queen How is this checkmate?
@MrFasthish oh yeah nice one, try and make me look like a twat, you know it is normal for people to make a mistake and miss something, i'm sorry i'm not an all knowing god like wank stain like you but i made a mistake and i get on my knees and beg you for forgiveness ... cunt!
@drumbumpoita No problems, its no big deal , i forgive you ;) every1 cant be as perfect as me and i understand that,, if it is to any help, then i just want to say that i feel sorry 4 u :,(
@Spartiphobia ohh hey now I see!! Yeah I know...I'm some kind of dummy when it's about chess....but I need to become really good, because I just have to beat a genious person
Some of you guys are really full of yourself. The guy is just showing one of MANY moves. Plus, for you cavemen keeping score at home, the King can't kill the Queen because he can't put himself in check. Try not to mock someone else when you don't know what the hell your talking about yourself. He also tells you how this gets messed up. RELAX already!
@Wowfreakyest No, that's not true. If the king were to take the queen then you could take the king with the bishop you lined up beforehand. So that would be an illegal move for the enemy's king.
Learn how you can dominate your opponent in just 4 moves by getting a chess set, grab your video camera, start video taping and explain your dumbass self, then play by yourself and not for the other player. ALWAYS works!! Ask the guys on the video -_-
@JTHaley21 no, he can't the bishop is covering the queen. if he did attack the queen, he will be moving him self in a check position. one of the rules of chess, is that you are unable to do that
Actually from left to right, the queen is suppose to place first not the king like it show's on this video. another word from left to right starting at the first peace is: Rook, knight, Bishop, queen and king, not : Rook, knight, Bishop, KING, and Queen! :-) if nobody believes me look it up online!!
i once check mated a guy with about only two pieces gone with just a bishop becuase his own pieces were in the way of moving his king away from my bishop, and it probaly took about 7-10 turns and i only went to take a knight he had that i could take without losing my bishop and after realized i just checkmated the guy!
this doesn't work on my built-in chess app for Mac, because when I make the final move the king just takes my queen. i'm guessing standard rules don't apply to all chess matches and software?
Just do what I do. For males take their cloths off and begin sucking them off. When they're hard begin giving them a rough hand job till they wake up. For girls(this only works if they are virgins) Take the cloths off and just jam your finger in their pussy as fast and as hard as you can. This works for kids under 10
why put the queen forward when you can use the bishop to take the pawn, using the queen as the back up piece instead of the other way around. in this situation if it goes wrong then the queen has not been taken and the bihsop has.
making silly risks too early in the game, makes people realise they are going to win
that situation is very hard to get i mean only really new players would get fooled by that, i have been trying to get it at least once in online chess and i cant get it,
PLUS THIS VIDEO IS KINDA STUPID I MEAN YOU MOVE YOUR PIECES LIKE IF THE BLACK PIECES COULDNT BLOCKED THAT CHEAP TRICK
NO, only 1 key to winning the match, make sure ur in the lead, and slide all the chess things off the board. Exclaim loudly: ''OOPSIE DAISY!! SILLY ME!''
Any decent chess player, or even a neophyte can defend against this move. Then you will be behind in development after you retreat your queen when it starts to get harassed and your giving up the initiative you had in the first place. Horrible trap to start off with.
i've been playing a chess app on my ipod... why is it that sometimes you'll get next to the king and the king takes you and other times its a check mate?? Whats up with that?
it works i won a competition with ;)
411bambino 9 hours ago
HEY IF YOU USE THIS "STRATEGY" THE ONLY THING WILL HAPPEN IS THAT YOU WILL LOSE YOUR QUEEN BECAUSE THE KING ITS NOT A FOOL!
abicelo 10 hours ago
@abicelo Then the bishop will take out the king that took out the queen
DaPokerJoker 2 hours ago
doesn't work at all!!!!
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PlayCSChess 1 day ago
Then the king will take the queen.
FIREFRO626 1 day ago
I used this against my dad and won
legoboy3939 2 days ago
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razerguy98 3 days ago
It works on Chess titans difficulty 2.... like once...
karukehataha 1 week ago
Doesn't work
souljagirlfan123 1 week ago
Only a patzer would fall for this.
gasturbinechris 1 week ago
I already knew this move
wildfignewton 1 week ago
WHAT THE FUCK!?! THIS "STRATEGY" ONLY WORKS IF YOU ARE PLAYING AGAINST NOTHING!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOUR OPPONENT WILL ALWAYS STOP THIS "STRATEGY" OF YOURS!!!!!!
DragonGhost01 1 week ago 2
@DragonGhost01 so true
wildfignewton 1 week ago
Without an opponent,yeah right.
m1c0sTic0 2 weeks ago
SURPRISE! you spelled it wrong suprise my butt
billymayer1000 2 weeks ago
1:08 the White Queen will be eaten by the Black King
But, When your opponent doesn't know how to play chess,
You Win!
AdventureTimeVids100 2 weeks ago
@miles7038 It would be an illegal move for the King to the the Queen. The Bishop would have captured the King.
MrLoo36 2 weeks ago
i don't understand whats fun wining in 4 moves
muraket81 2 weeks ago
can you pls share me a better video of winning chess, i'll sub u if its the BEST one
OrangeLumed11 2 weeks ago
the king can move diagonal and take the queen
dumbass
miles7038 2 weeks ago
this is a really bad opening. its easily countered and ends badly for white. You should be teaching people to counter it, if its played against them by a insulting opponent, and not to play it against others. If people are interested in chess then a more substantial opening, such as the 4 knights, it more appropriate.
IamNickMead 3 weeks ago
He sounds like Adam West!
AEROgm12 3 weeks ago
i can block you
bgmafiot5678 3 weeks ago
@bgmafiot5678 me?
ilovelegosyayXD76 3 weeks ago
@ilovelegosyayXD76 evry
bgmafiot5678 3 weeks ago
i love you so much thank you !!!!!
Shintee0 4 weeks ago
bahh, I always do that, but sometimes they block it...
CLeiMYz09 1 month ago
Ok yes it does work, I was moving the bishop to the wrong square. Sorry! Good luck on that working on a real person though!
mpp2d 1 month ago
This strategy doesn't work and here is why: you move the first pawn like he said. OK! Then if they move the pawn in front of the queen and then you move the bishop to where he said hello!The king is in check! If they dont move the pawn in front of the queen the pawn blocks the turn two bishop and protects the king and from then on out the pawn cannot move because if it did, it puts the king in check then queen only puts king in check on turn 4 and the king takes the queen How is this checkmate?
mpp2d 1 month ago
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CallumLatta 1 month ago
Awesome
joshcdeno1 1 month ago
music in the background???
cannonball adderley?
v1991c 1 month ago
I thought this was going to be lame because everyone knows the scholers mate. But this vid was actualy quit entertaining
ev1lcupcak3 1 month ago
how is that checkmate? the king just takes your queen right after that
jmanbgg 1 month ago
@jmanbgg moron, look at the fucking board
MultiTobbe123 1 month ago
@jmanbgg dude really? :D :D
axXis191 1 month ago
@jmanbgg The bishop takes the king if that happens.
TheLotus15 2 weeks ago
anyone noticed Suprise? at 2:00
leokingerozum 1 month ago 7
the "kbp square" LOL!! three words, Al - Ge - Braic. Learn them!
a015537 1 month ago
@drumbumpoita. But the bishop will take out the king
mom08102001 1 month ago
@mom08102001 thanks i missed that :)
drumbumpoita 2 weeks ago
LAME
raplin91 1 month ago
it will only work with someone who had no training/experience at all..., if you face someone who can actually play, this become unrealistic..,
HerrMesser 1 month ago
Thanks Man
Tushig0799 1 month ago
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postnubilaphoebus96 1 month ago
well it doesn't work cause the king can just take the queen!
drumbumpoita 1 month ago
@drumbumpoita Your name is more like "Dumb"Bumpoita.. why do you think he moved the bishops? To protect the queen maybe..
MrFasthish 1 month ago
@MrFasthish oh yeah nice one, try and make me look like a twat, you know it is normal for people to make a mistake and miss something, i'm sorry i'm not an all knowing god like wank stain like you but i made a mistake and i get on my knees and beg you for forgiveness ... cunt!
drumbumpoita 2 weeks ago
@drumbumpoita No problems, its no big deal , i forgive you ;) every1 cant be as perfect as me and i understand that,, if it is to any help, then i just want to say that i feel sorry 4 u :,(
MrFasthish 2 weeks ago
i beat my brother with this method. thanks!
MsBubzbeautylover 1 month ago
@Mypapishow Thank you! I'm tired of all these idiots in comments ALL OVER YOUTUBE, that do not even watch the video...
TheMeslava 1 month ago
giving chess advice and yet cant spell surprise
z92887 1 month ago
that's not going to work, because the opponent is next. And then he will kill your queen with either his king or queen
jen95xx 1 month ago
@jen95xx exactly, if he kills the queen, the bishop strikes.
Spartiphobia 1 month ago
@Spartiphobia ohh hey now I see!! Yeah I know...I'm some kind of dummy when it's about chess....but I need to become really good, because I just have to beat a genious person
jen95xx 1 month ago
Some of you guys are really full of yourself. The guy is just showing one of MANY moves. Plus, for you cavemen keeping score at home, the King can't kill the Queen because he can't put himself in check. Try not to mock someone else when you don't know what the hell your talking about yourself. He also tells you how this gets messed up. RELAX already!
Mypapishow 1 month ago
can't the king kill u?
thewesleyapples 1 month ago
@thewesleyapples He can but you also have the bishop positioned.
GrinchyBlob 1 month ago
Cool advice if you're playing against YOURSELF
PeadophileBeard 1 month ago
This is retarded. This will never work unless your opponent is mentally retarded.
chayote96 1 month ago
its not checkmate.. the king can take the queen
Wowfreakyest 1 month ago
@Wowfreakyest No, that's not true. If the king were to take the queen then you could take the king with the bishop you lined up beforehand. So that would be an illegal move for the enemy's king.
Caleb9849 1 month ago
Learn how you can dominate your opponent in just 4 moves by getting a chess set, grab your video camera, start video taping and explain your dumbass self, then play by yourself and not for the other player. ALWAYS works!! Ask the guys on the video -_-
WoWSatisfaction 1 month ago
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burnotice23 1 month ago
FoolsMate!!!
UCatchingFeelings 1 month ago
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MsBubzbeautylover 1 month ago
this is not FUCKING CHECK MATE
baseballisawesome11 1 month ago
if queen takes queen o check mate
drastking 1 month ago
this method does not work because the king can take out the queen.
JTHaley21 2 months ago
@JTHaley21 no, he can't the bishop is covering the queen. if he did attack the queen, he will be moving him self in a check position. one of the rules of chess, is that you are unable to do that
nimai40 1 month ago
@JTHaley21 but look at bishop. if king takes the queen bishop is there..
MsBubzbeautylover 1 month ago
i was actually able to pull this move off in an online match :D
Mikedelike 2 months ago
"This plan can backfire in a couple of ways." ye if the opponent fucking moves any piece at all.
cmonnnsi 2 months ago 69
@cmonnnsi i lol'd
eternalninja0 1 month ago
he looks like rob lowe
grabat1 2 months ago
That's the worst chess lesson I've ever seen! LOL
NewVahan2011 2 months ago
@Montyleeny but then the bishop will take the king
deluxham 2 months ago
Actually from left to right, the queen is suppose to place first not the king like it show's on this video. another word from left to right starting at the first peace is: Rook, knight, Bishop, queen and king, not : Rook, knight, Bishop, KING, and Queen! :-) if nobody believes me look it up online!!
jafarmerilien 2 months ago
Step 1: Do a move
Step 2: Do another move
Step 3: Do third move
Step 4: Do a Checkmate
WELL DONE!
CoKkKoOo 2 months ago
oh so dont need an opponent....? sweet
THIS IS NOT TRUE I CAN CHECKMATE CHESS IN 0 MOVE!!!
Step 1: Take your opponent's king
CONGRATULATIONS!
ilovelegosyayXD76 2 months ago 27
@ilovelegosyayXD76 that is still 1 move :)
sntnau 4 weeks ago
@sntnau its still not one move cuz your not moving a piece your taking a piece
ilovelegosyayXD76 4 weeks ago
@ilovelegosyayXD76 no the opponent wood know it all ready
khoi47 3 weeks ago
The last time the 4 move worked I was 12...
dxs1976 2 months ago
how old ar u now
thexboxthug 2 months ago
i once check mated a guy with about only two pieces gone with just a bishop becuase his own pieces were in the way of moving his king away from my bishop, and it probaly took about 7-10 turns and i only went to take a knight he had that i could take without losing my bishop and after realized i just checkmated the guy!
lockerzking2 2 months ago
you can make a rocade?
TZidakutch 2 months ago
They key element is SUPRISE
Spell much?
jmxbox 2 months ago
This thing fails.
TheModernskater 2 months ago
What have I to do when my opponent does his move right after mine? What should i do then?
PhYybe 2 months ago
It doesn't work because the King can kill your queen.
Montyleeny14 2 months ago
@Montyleeny14 But then your bishop can take it. Checkmate.
ThaDudesAvlogger 2 months ago
you mother pooper i just lost $10,000 because of this in a tournie, you said how to WIN not how to get your face laughed on
Tejedu 2 months ago
BETTER TITLE: How To Win Chess In 4 Moves When You Dont Have an Opponent.
Jakalattack50 2 months ago
alll the videos i like like anything
russiananil 2 months ago
THIS MOVE ITS GOD BUT AND CAN WORK BUT CANT WORK TO DEPENDED OF ENEMY PIECES.
tugasgrandesputas3 2 months ago
this doesn't work on my built-in chess app for Mac, because when I make the final move the king just takes my queen. i'm guessing standard rules don't apply to all chess matches and software?
AmduFrales93 2 months ago
They call this move a Fool's Mate for a reason.
galaxyhorsevideofilm 2 months ago
What an awful video! Seriously lmao! after 1.e4, e5, 2.Bc4 Nf6 Qf3? would be a bloody awful move. What a chump!
jesibelify 3 months ago
that sucks
supermikeymichael 3 months ago
People, the King cannot take the Queen because of the Bishop, doing so would put the King in check. That is indeed a checkmate.
Franchizz555 3 months ago
He took my fucking queen
jermslayer 3 months ago
Can't the King take the Queen then?
0330jayjay 3 months ago
the king can move on move and is not checkmate
BigZzilver 3 months ago
KBP? I think not. F7 perhaps?
HauntinHorror 3 months ago
i think YouTube should regulate who gets to post crap on the internet..but wat can i say...its a free world!!!
Mosis42 3 months ago
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Just do what I do. For males take their cloths off and begin sucking them off. When they're hard begin giving them a rough hand job till they wake up. For girls(this only works if they are virgins) Take the cloths off and just jam your finger in their pussy as fast and as hard as you can. This works for kids under 10
RectumRomper 3 months ago
wouldnt black move?
coolkid5054460 3 months ago
^-^
coolguy5159 3 months ago
What is the name of that song in the background
slix32 3 months ago
@slix32 I think its Miles Davis or John Coltrain great Jazz
OliverKoolO 3 months ago
this wouldnt work if i played standard
mpsantti 3 months ago
Akahks ur retarted look it over again
MrPS3Gamer97 3 months ago
I like this video
THEaLTrAx 3 months ago
no. the king is allowed to killl your queen thus leaving him alone, or the opponents queen can kill your queen.
akahks 3 months ago
how bout you just flip the board and say fuck you like i do it works in 0 moves and is more effective
orchacha1233 3 months ago
why put the queen forward when you can use the bishop to take the pawn, using the queen as the back up piece instead of the other way around. in this situation if it goes wrong then the queen has not been taken and the bihsop has.
making silly risks too early in the game, makes people realise they are going to win
RyRyTeaBragg 3 months ago
i did it in 5 in a real game.
onion77478 3 months ago
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onion77478 3 months ago
I did this online and the king just took my queen.
TheGFBTV 3 months ago
meh, back to fire up mah playstation lolz
TurkishHegemony 3 months ago
Although very simple people should not dis this mate.
It's not the mate in 4 that's important here, it the way the king is check mated.
I would show this to a rookie, early tactics.
AlltimeTrance 3 months ago
dude the enemy has to move too
NickK91799 4 months ago 45
@NickK91799 i know lol hahaha
TheSuperandom 3 months ago
Doesn't work bud it helps becoz if ye edit abit you will most likely win not deffinitly.. Most likely
cathal30byrne 4 months ago
scholar's mate is overused by people who don't know how to play tactical chess. Tke my advice and study an opening not a cheesy mate in 5.
thisshitsucks21 4 months ago
wow this didn't work at all
mizzmazz90 4 months ago
yep yer sorry did not see that XD
warlock399 4 months ago
Hi...can i pay you for description text space?
howexpertassistant 4 months ago
everyone know that
motabl30 4 months ago
This doesn't work at all....
animeweather 4 months ago
@animeweather stop playing machines then
steeltoelion 4 months ago
how does that work as soon your queen does check the king just eats her XD
warlock399 4 months ago
@warlock399 the king can't eat her because the bishop would then eat the king
sonn101 4 months ago
that situation is very hard to get i mean only really new players would get fooled by that, i have been trying to get it at least once in online chess and i cant get it,
PLUS THIS VIDEO IS KINDA STUPID I MEAN YOU MOVE YOUR PIECES LIKE IF THE BLACK PIECES COULDNT BLOCKED THAT CHEAP TRICK
PhoenixLegend7 4 months ago 20
@PhoenixLegend7 hi sir ur video is everlasting i have ever seen,.,.
russiananil 2 months ago
@russiananil ?????? i didnt understand whatever u meant with this.
PhoenixLegend7 2 months ago
@PhoenixLegend7 lol I played one guy 3 times doing the same thing and beat him every time...needless to say he was a idiot
solittleusernames 1 month ago
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burnotice23 1 month ago
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What if they come at you with a pointed stick ?
zkxb 4 months ago
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zkxb 4 months ago
Yeah, your opponent would have to be really inexperienced to fall for this. Even if you play a compute on the easiest level it doesn't fall for it.
Eaglesfaninca 4 months ago
The king could eat the queen
noeliscool1 4 months ago
cool now i'm don't suck at chess
ComputerDyl2001 5 months ago
U can win in two..
diablohunter08 5 months ago
or knock over your king FORFITE!
bighome888 5 months ago
there are like a thousand ways to defend from this
kartoniksXD 5 months ago
@kartoniksXD It's the fastest way to defeat a rookie. You want a better strategy, make one up.
supermariomano 4 months ago
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thats how i beat my dad and brother. I also just made a video about this!
gameguys22 5 months ago
what about the move that lets you exchange the castle with the king?
justinp1200 5 months ago
@justinp1200 ...
the area between has to be empty which takes about 4-5 turns to clear...
alabalacr2 5 months ago
Sure this could win in 4 moves but if the opponent actually knows how to play chess then there's a counter move to it.
lavamaster530 5 months ago
@lavamaster530 lol it only works on newbs
GMSamuelRhine 5 months ago
But what if the other guy.... umm idk... MOVES ! You suck .
SpeedyJay247 5 months ago
NO, only 1 key to winning the match, make sure ur in the lead, and slide all the chess things off the board. Exclaim loudly: ''OOPSIE DAISY!! SILLY ME!''
suscribethemagic 5 months ago
When I was learning my friend told me to remember where the queen goes by saying "bitch always gets her way!".
timothyfleet 5 months ago
In everybody hates chris, the kid beat him in 1 move. xD
NorthWolfs 5 months ago
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Yeah. That works for low-rated people. Once you play people over 1400 USCF rating, you'll never get this lucky. :D
IRandomlyComment 6 months ago
Dosent work king got me and pawn moved forward twice and this was on beginner
fuzzygame12 6 months ago
Any decent chess player, or even a neophyte can defend against this move. Then you will be behind in development after you retreat your queen when it starts to get harassed and your giving up the initiative you had in the first place. Horrible trap to start off with.
Wrongway1975 6 months ago
at 1:47 you can just move your bishop where you wanted the queen to end up.
DylanB2000 6 months ago
@DylanB2000 than the king will kill your bishop
sharksthatdrown 5 months ago
@sharksthatdrown then move the queen to h5 and then f7. then your bishop can take the king
DylanB2000 5 months ago
you know.. the other guy can move his thingies too ;D
halloikbenXD 6 months ago
i just wondering...i mean..did u really need make a video about these moves?
why waste ur time making this useless vid?
nataschmidtt 6 months ago
this works if your playing a total retard, its bullshit. you hve a 1/8 shot of it working
applicoto301 6 months ago
the king takes the queen. it can't be check mate.
under0the0starz 6 months ago
@under0the0starz but then the bishop can kill the king
JKB20nerf 6 months ago
everyone already know this! i guess nobody will ever fall for this.
quenniecamille 6 months ago
i've been playing a chess app on my ipod... why is it that sometimes you'll get next to the king and the king takes you and other times its a check mate?? Whats up with that?
TheDilligan 6 months ago
this stratergy is old now..every one tries so I left dis..:P
shamy181 6 months ago
Ima kid (10 yr old) and i can say this thing sucks . Everyone knows it
IsmeThebest 6 months ago
thats not checkmate u dunce
chadisbad6 6 months ago
why the f*ck does everyone demonstrate this checkmate, nobody, i repeat NOBODY is dumb enough to fall for this... >_>
tijuanamarisol666 6 months ago
it works only if the opponent doesn't move his knight to block the pawn next to the king. lol it does work though
littletingoddess96 7 months ago