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I used to way about 310 pounds (150 kg.) so i needed to go on a diet wich i'm still on. Now everytime i say i want a diet coke and a sandwich they repeat it , and still give it to me with a face that's saying : must be for a friend.
When you watch this video, right after he says "Momma I got the Sugar" when it shows the two black girls in the crowd laughing, pause it. The girl in the pink shirt has her left nipple showing.
dam he is a genius, but its so sad how he talks about himself, and his health problems, he makes jokes to cover his pain.. :( - He really is the best comedian ever!
O, wow! I didn't even notice unti you said something...tragedy! LOL I'm sure she's seen this recording by now. I know she is so embarrased. O, well, tit happens!
I had a nightmare I ate a giant rice crispy treat. I woke up my mattres was gone LMAO this guy is funny as hell I love the fat jokes think its funny guess I can relate considering im big guy myself
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LOL this guy is god
21iunie 3 weeks ago
this guy is hilarioussssss!!!!!
MAist25 1 month ago
he shoulda won
sbwan 1 month ago
Hurry up it's 7:45, I ain't gonna get to eat... Oh God !!!! lmao
igotbankrolls 1 month ago
Seriously, he tell jokes?
snake4168 2 months ago
he is so good
Autria3000 2 months ago
Lol :)
Yellowmellowbromod 3 months ago
@3:54
level2fast1 3 months ago
Most of his jokes have been said so many times before they are just boring.
nigeltatschner 3 months ago
"Woke up and mu mattress was gone!"
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"turn around and lay on your stomach."
PeediSigel 3 months ago
BREAKING BAD
mute754 4 months ago
3:52 tit almost fell out
3ayne4 4 months ago
3:54 hahaha
3ayne4 4 months ago
This is The Oh hell no gabriel iglesais was talking about
thebattleful 4 months ago
That mattress must still be inside of him....
FALLENxSK8 4 months ago
*SOMETHING THAT WILL RUIN AT LEAST TWO PUNCHLINES FOR YOU*
v4lkyr 4 months ago 2
MY NEW HERO
DajaWaja 4 months ago
something about a large black man saying anal cavity is fucking amazing.
EpiqProductionz 5 months ago
i can;t get enough of him! oh Lordy, he is funnneeee!!!!
ATVSnowmobileForums 5 months ago
titty popping out at 3:54 :D guess i should fap
3rd6thdeathward 5 months ago
"Lord momma i ain't gay. I get tired bending over to tie mah shoes." XD 'i damm near pissed mahself'
ZebraOwnzU 5 months ago
"JEEESSSUUSSS IS ON THE MAAAIIIIN LIIINEEE THELL HIM WHUCHA WAANT CALL HIM UP."
Boonedaba 5 months ago
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LOL "how much do diabetes cost??!!" LOL
TonyoNegron 6 months ago
"I went in for a chest cold and came out with diabetes!.....I WAS MAD AS HELL!!!"
1KevinsFamousChili1 6 months ago 2
He's like really fucking good man. He just has IT you know. The "IT" he doesn't even have to try.
chinguidinsky 7 months ago
I love how the suggested video in the sidebar is the secrets to get six pack abs, and it's on a Lavell Crawford video.
barneymcbiggle 7 months ago
0:16, realize all the white people around. Only the Black people are standing up! Lmao
MrQuikz123 7 months ago
@MrQuikz123 Cuz thats a old ass black comic
sexyred201 7 months ago
at 2:12 there's TAY ZONDAY brother in the crowd!
turillo1986 8 months ago
3:54 "its true"!
btw just a lil further!
SGVknarf 8 months ago
Gay? i get tired bendin ova to tie my shoes
wezz7777 8 months ago 9
Dis guy's funny. must find more :)
Dantedestroyah 10 months ago
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jamestargetedindiv 10 months ago
who won
CIASTARFUL 10 months ago
We call it the SHUGA!
WoolfmonkeyRS 10 months ago
I can't believe 30 people gave it a thumbs down. I can't believe that 30 FAT people gave it a thumbs down. The guy is funny!
spesantes8 10 months ago
we don't even call it diabetes, we call it the sugar.
Mama i got the sugar.. OH LORD NOT THE SUGAR LORD... NOT MY BABY LORD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
diamonddonut 10 months ago
Mom I have something to tell you !!
Boy, please dont tell me you are gay.
What? Gay?? NO , ru kidding. Im getting tired enough to tie up my shoes :)))
vlada881 11 months ago 3
the girl in teal at 1:02 needs to have her anal cavadey checked, cause she's got one big bur up her ass!
frogfoot21 11 months ago
they need to hurry up and cure diabeties
Mider999 1 year ago
3:52 for some cocopuffs
aznluv3r 1 year ago
3:54 some suga damn
oliverleehornbake 1 year ago
best 1 yet anal cavedy------best guy ever----he should have won
bart4898 1 year ago
best 1 yet anal cavedy
bart4898 1 year ago
"I get tired bending over to tie my shoes" ROFL
WaWaTV 1 year ago
"We call it DA SHUGGA!!!" XD
BlazieTiger 1 year ago 3
This big fat motherfucker.
Leatherbubba 1 year ago
the whole part about his reasoning for not being gay was too awesome!
nammm3 1 year ago
1:02 girl in teal shirt second row.....not interested????? lol
nagolbrown 1 year ago
i refer to diabetes as the sugar now
bigswano 1 year ago 5
@bigswano its the shuga not sugar!
SMajorTV 8 months ago
3:55 dayum her tits are about to fall out...
GaryLeeProduction 1 year ago
@GaryLeeProduction I think one IS out
bonelessBob 1 year ago
I used to way about 310 pounds (150 kg.) so i needed to go on a diet wich i'm still on. Now everytime i say i want a diet coke and a sandwich they repeat it , and still give it to me with a face that's saying : must be for a friend.
Dvdfreak88 1 year ago
Jesus is on the mainline...tell him what you want...lol
DubbzvsPaul 1 year ago 2
Funny and even sounded kinda good when he sang too
SkateSka 1 year ago
he is so funny he was on my cruise last week
TNW0601 1 year ago
i get tired from bending over to tie my shoes. LOL!!
ac7491 1 year ago
NOBODY GOIN IN MY ASS LEAVE THAT TO THEM FAGS
jayblac 1 year ago
@jayblac so u want the fags to go into ur ass?
ac7491 1 year ago
LOL!
WCMTesting 1 year ago
lol.. diet coke?
sja39 1 year ago
oh he is goooood! :D
Heistmnky 1 year ago
I hate when they bleep out words. Could you pick a better sound???
iamdabest245 1 year ago 2
DIET coke?! You heard me the first time. lol
JVP0711 1 year ago 20
( . )( . )!!!
thetimsalaproject 1 year ago
We goin' for a ride, down by the Lakkkeee!!!!
AllColorzR1 1 year ago
hahahaha whenever he refers to black people they show a minority in the crowd haha
hoobles199 1 year ago 3
When you watch this video, right after he says "Momma I got the Sugar" when it shows the two black girls in the crowd laughing, pause it. The girl in the pink shirt has her left nipple showing.
zachphillips89 1 year ago 15
@zachphillips89 lol u're right!
niiiiiice :D
KillaB89 1 year ago
@zachphillips89 loool how the hell did you find that out
daud111 1 year ago
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MR305HIMSELF 1 month ago
@zachphillips89 yea at 3:53
MR305HIMSELF 1 month ago
hahaha!! this guy is frikkin hilarious!!
kelp234 1 year ago
dam he is a genius, but its so sad how he talks about himself, and his health problems, he makes jokes to cover his pain.. :( - He really is the best comedian ever!
playa15916 1 year ago
Lavell is is so funny! His facial expressions are great!
gpogv5 1 year ago
"Jesus is on the mainline...tell him want you want"...haha
DubbzvsPaul 1 year ago
a dream about rice krispee woke up my matress was gone lmaooo he is gonna give me a heartattack lmaoooooo
Belle2oo8 1 year ago
check out the girl in 3:53-3:55. Her tits are about to fall out, DAMN!
75flash 1 year ago
Girl at 1:04 skin look nice and lotioned up, hair freshly done up!
jasonito23 1 year ago
hahaha "not the sugar!!!!"
SaturnProds 1 year ago
girl sleeping at 1:03 is missing out
sneekygenie 1 year ago
"jesus on the main liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine"
tigermale 1 year ago
I had a dream I ate a giant rice crispy treat....woke up, my matress was gone. LMAO
TRIXSTER03 1 year ago
ROFL
SaturnProds 1 year ago
Diet Coke
YOU HERD ME DA 1ST TIME
RandyRKOrton22 1 year ago
why the FUCK is the censored
ACOOMBERS 1 year ago
in Arabic we call it the "sugar"
slimfatrich 1 year ago
Went in for a chest check, left with Diabetes
Shadowstep6278 1 year ago 2
3:55 nipple
sg0896317 1 year ago 2
hahaha, i saw it rigth away too
nani17ronaldo08 1 year ago
kinky stuff like dat doc ...lol
1975ANTZ 2 years ago 2
"I get tired bending over to tie my shoes" fucking LOL.
Best line EVER
budspott 2 years ago 7
pause at 4:12 hahaha
lzimmerman44 2 years ago 3
"momma i got the suga! OH LORD NOT THE SUGA, LORD! NOT MY BABY LORD! JUST TAKE ME INSTEAD JESUS!" LMFAO! hahaha
3skizzel 2 years ago 93
oh gawddd not the sugah!
100percentFAKER 2 years ago
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is this shit meant to be funny??
zeebop12 2 years ago
Are you?
TheSlupperman 2 years ago
"GAY? i get tired just bending over to tie my shoes" lmao
MrFreeStufff 2 years ago 16
black girls nipple is popping out at 3:54 and 3:55
eezilyamused 2 years ago 7
O, wow! I didn't even notice unti you said something...tragedy! LOL I'm sure she's seen this recording by now. I know she is so embarrased. O, well, tit happens!
ahaiku 2 years ago 2
@eezilyamused
so true hahaha
infinitedancer 1 year ago
@eezilyamused
damn you are so observant.lol
mtlakaso 1 year ago
I be cookin' like a son of gun at 7:30.
Hurry up! It's 7:45!
I ain't gonna get to eat... OH GOD!!!
rlaneyatclemsonedu 2 years ago 4
Mattress haahhahah
KashmirShahzad 2 years ago
Lol matress was gone! =D!
iRaveRobot 2 years ago
dammm so biggg in size and in tallent dammm
RLPrudy 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO!!!. i had a dream that i ate a GIANT RICE CRISPY TREAT~~ i woke up the next morning and my mattress was gone!!! LOL!!!!!
89Tinmar 2 years ago 127
@89Tinmar OMG DUDE IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR HALF HOUR CUZ OF THAT SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
AAV27 9 months ago
@89Tinmar STOLEN JOKE.............Heard that one LONG TIME AGO.
dkasperitis 7 months ago
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@89Tinmar "ROFLMFAO!!!. i had a dream that i ate a GIANT RICE CRISPY TREAT~~ i woke up the next morning and my mattress was gone!!! LOL!!!!!"
I didn't even hear the comedian say this joke I read yours and burst out in laughter. Thats how you know it's a good joke.
Nishua 7 months ago
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hes funny but uses the same jokes he should make some new material
DrSolodoelo 2 years ago
subliminal titty poping out from the girl in red 3:54
irvingpineda1 2 years ago
i got DA SUGARS!! haha
JGH85 2 years ago 11
/watch?v=_aqs57IA4p4
it's a link to another stand up clip of Lavell Crawford
LMAO!!!
wiiboy555 2 years ago
i luv lavell, been watching him since comic view... he's hilarious; bad image " i get tired just bending over to tie my shoe" lmao
eroticme22 2 years ago 3
funny about the doctor bit :D
chaznee00 2 years ago
is it just me or does the girl at 3:55 look like she is about to pop out? :p
silent409 2 years ago
mattress was gone xD
Andragon90 2 years ago 3
nigga funny money
KaliaIshot1 2 years ago
Funniest guy EVER:P
skumina153 2 years ago 3
huwgojones piss off will ya? his size is part of his show, its his hook.
momma never teach you to keep quiet if you not got anything nice to say?
on a positive note, this show is hilarious, i love lavell, and this is one of my favorites
ratykat 2 years ago 6
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fuck man, lose some fucken weight
huwgojones 2 years ago
what your fucking problem
if you have nothing postive to say don't say anything
hsdhugga 2 years ago
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stolen from jack dee
MrAvenged 2 years ago
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a nig name? I thought he wasnt allowed to say that on tv O_o
b1346 2 years ago
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You Faggots Below Me Can Go To Hell!!.... Who Cares!!.. Fuck You!
OutlawzConnect1 2 years ago
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Still waiting for the funny part......
Tiritor 2 years ago
You are not alone
lillenkill 2 years ago
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UAHuHAuHAu
All the melted brains voting my coment down.....
I kinda feel sorry for them
Tiritor 2 years ago
3:35 giggidy
Malikai440 2 years ago
haha giant rice krispy treat matresses what's next huge chocolate donut tires made by hummer lol
theoldgamer 2 years ago
lol 4:12
SeatJacka 2 years ago
oh lord! my baby got the sugars!
ttuguy1983 2 years ago 3
3:55 nipple shot.
HatersEveryWereIGo 2 years ago 6
nice catch :D
voudew 2 years ago
lol good job
johnbs199 2 years ago
lmao oh shit eh
Sebastian773 2 years ago
wtf..
hidehoe2333 2 years ago
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I feel like I can't breath whenever I watch his show.. his fat
thebrick0 2 years ago
I had a nightmare I ate a giant rice crispy treat. I woke up my mattres was gone LMAO this guy is funny as hell I love the fat jokes think its funny guess I can relate considering im big guy myself
ThaTopDogg13 2 years ago 3
I agree with the Diet Coke thing. People do that all the time to me, unsual for 15 year old to order diet
batterup248 2 years ago
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omg he is FAT
BRINGMYPINATANOW 2 years ago
and ur an asshole ;-)
PyroZombie94 2 years ago 8
hah i get tired bendin ovr to tie my shoes lol
SoccerBrotherVideos 2 years ago 9
"Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want..."...lmao
Dubbz92 2 years ago 13
did anyone else catch that slice of areola at 3:55/3:56?
dntworryaboutit 2 years ago 10
i did...it is huge
Tyishon 2 years ago 6
You know before I clicked on it I thought , oh lord, I hope it aint Lavell's
cushe83 2 years ago 8
Nice pair! I'm going to x-tube for a hot minute,
...brb, Last Comic Standing
AquarianAgeManifest 2 years ago 5
lol..xt5ube is the shyt..lol
jarrell0018 2 years ago 2
ur right it is a tittie shot lol good eye
kanakalono 2 years ago 4
that was pretty good
mcbrizzle82 2 years ago
danm beeps
VirgilioSSP74 2 years ago
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topazo11 2 years ago
Oh lawd! Not da shuga!
This guy's hilarious..
Tsugimoto1 2 years ago 7
freakin funny love him
THE SUGAR
regrego 2 years ago 9
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DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS JENNY I AM 7 WITH RED HAIR MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 15 vids sorry i don't want this
musashi1865 2 years ago
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big nig
fowfan28 2 years ago
The suger
australiap 2 years ago
lol the mattress joke was funny!
iamnotkris2 3 years ago 11
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This guy is so damn fat. Not healthy. He needs an inhaler. Go Gerry fucking Dee. His Chin-blubber keeps his head from moving forward.
OobakiAibon 3 years ago
Why was it bleeped?- appalling!
sweetlittle 3 years ago 4
LMAO about the krispy treat!!
SportsCardFreaks5 3 years ago 5
lol 3:55 looked dangerous.....looked like she was wearing her daughters top!! ready to pop out they were! funny comic though.
ForSilda 3 years ago 6
OH my GOD!!!! she really was! nasty ass! lol ew
dangerouskleo 2 years ago
Now THIS is comedy. Well done Mr Crawford
Telltaleheart79 3 years ago 4
The joke about him being gay was one of the funniest things I have ever heard...
Yanksshash 3 years ago 9
lol
Osmosis687 3 years ago 5
peed my pants 1st time i heard him,hes so funny!!
jackieo46 3 years ago 9
his funny like hell man
kingsnh 3 years ago 6
wait how do u know this is fake
EBFCFCFC 3 years ago
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fake video. Black people usually have chains around their necks and arms
OMAR291185 3 years ago
nip slip 3:45
RebelCircus 3 years ago 2
omg your right but its at 3:55 LOL!
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lame as hell dude i bet u posted that cuz u cant nvr get to see sum dam titties cuz u dont have a gf and if u do shee aint got titties
babyblue12345678 3 years ago
i remember whatchin this on tv.hes funnyyyy
xxLaconiicx 3 years ago
this guy is so cool
azzabobby93 3 years ago 4
this guy is like the black kingpin...
lumpfish99 3 years ago 5