Bomb New Jersey - Voltaire ((With Lyrics))

[DJPackmanOfficial]

Thanks Jersey for making me the nice douchebag I am. Yes, I just contradicted myself. STFU

[Naraflames]

I don't like New Jersey. I live here. It fucking sucks. BOMB NEW JERSEY! (..once i'm not in it anymore...)

[Quouar]

I have to say - that is the biggest consensus of likes I have ever seen on Youtube.

[sweetandcynical]

hahahahhahahaha love this song and who cares where it´s at ??? usa sucks :)

[x2multi]

Alright, I understand the Japanese, Chinese, Koreans, Pakistanis and Russians... but the Danes? That's awesome.

[SargeantShaw]

This is fine.... But Bon Jovi gets to live....

[Claramata]

I'm from New Jersey. I both love and loathe it. Voltaire can get away with singing this because there's enough truth to what he's saying to make it funny to a Jerseyian.

[13animemonster]

2 people are fans of Jersey Shore...

[Grimmykin]

It just saddens me I can't talk about Jersey without people assuming I mean New Jersey.

Jersey is an island in the English Channel, folks!

[nerdymom2]

BOMB NORTH CAROLINA!

its the ones with close midned old fashioned redneck people

[ThePossiblyInsane]

@nerdymom2 While that may be true, Georgia is MUCH worse.

Besides I don't want them bombing my house D:

[hreskerms]

As a Dane i must inform you that we do not have nuclear capabilities (as far as i know anyway)

[CubanPlantTurtle]

New Jersey Food: Okay.

New Jersey: Bad

Housewives of New Jersey: OH GOD KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[sithico]

im american but ill palnt a russian flag OORAH!.................im part russian :3

[pussayducks]

im from jersey... i aint even mad

[godsangelfella]

been in jersey for 12 years...please people....i need major therapy and any help i can to get the hell out this prison hoel

[Areyourealythatdumb]

i just expanded this to the whole world.

[Prince19912]

I'm from NYC, but currently live in South Jersey.

Please. Let me leave first, but then go the fuck ahead and blow New Jersey sky high.

No one should want to live here. lol

[fgsfds121]

Good night, New Jersey...

... aaaaaand...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MAWNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAM!

[BadlanderOutsider]

If there's one thing mankind can unite behind, it's the notion that New Jersey sucks.

[Zims1andonlyMik]

>n< New Jersey sucks. So bad. Everyone's so stupid here. I grew up here too and I can safely say that Jersey deserves to be nuked. My entire family is from New Jersey except for me. I was born in Pennsylvania and lived there for a little, not that that makes me THAT much better... I don't plan on staying here that much longer, though... Sayonara, New Jersey, and fuck you very much.

[c00k14]

AQW=BEAST!!!

[deathunt31]

my friend told me that you can buy a slim jim on every street corner in new jersey and that they dont hav a value meal menu can someone tell me if this is true

[OpDDay2001]

@deathunt31 How gullible are you?

[PuresLimited]

New Jersey is the source of all whores and ignorance in America. You know, other than Alabama.

[SolitaireMasta]

@PuresLimited I have a friend from New Jersey, she's the farthest thing from a whore and in no way ignorant. I've met way worse people. You shouldn't generalize people based off of where they live. And definetly not off of crappy "Reality" television like Jersey shore. Most of the people on Jersey shore are from New York anyway.

[Claramata]

I'm a New Jerseyian. I don't hate the state, but I definitely do have the very typical love-hate relationship with the state, so I do love this song.

[tharailwaydra]

cant we bomb california, also?

(no offense to those who live there.)

[daboom75]

2 people are from new jersey.

[TheDihLyne]

Tomarei essa canção como Hino de minha cidade natal, Nova Iguaçú, a Nova Jersey brasileira.

[destroybabylon420]

death to all guidos!!!

[starneko]

Seriously? How is Denmark supposed to nuke anyone without bombs? Love the song though, and for you Voltaire, I am sure we will make an exception.

[shankful1]

normally i would say HELL YEAH.

but two things:

1: What if Voltaire left his phone or something there? Goodbye contacts

2: The cast of Jersey Shore doesn't deserve to get off that easily, need more alacatraz

[YuTao3215]

@shankful1 let send them to a sweat shop to make us crap until they die.....on second thought lets just use a firing squad,dont want our products all sticky

[Claramata]

@shankful1 Also, bombing Jersey would only get rid of the cast of Jersey Shore if they're actually filming at the time. Only Sammy and The Situation are from the state (blame New York for the rest of them, except Snooki, I think she's from Rhode Island).

[TheSigmaDoctrine]

Well atleast we wont have to watch Jersey Shore anymore.

[mitch35542]

From the Flood to a song I love... What an awesome morning.

[MrVrexor]

Oh it would be a tragic loss

If both Bon Jovi and the Boss

are somewhere out of state

when the danes nuke New Jersey

DANISH PEOPLE RULES! :D

[Irishgirl8222]

im from new jersey and i love it. i just hate the jersey shore ppl, and all u stereotypes out there, thinking that how ppl r there

[Darkpup15]

He's so talented he even sounds like this live and all of his songs are original and he's...well...just plain awesome

[BurnzyBoy1]

<3333 ur totaly from the same state as meeeee!!!!!!!

[eight216]

they should make this full song the intro to jersey shores

[sonow3]

All of New Jersey isn't bad. Just 95% of it.

[Jmasterlmj]

is he gay? like i am not making fun just wondering

[eight216]

@Jmasterlmj i prefer to think of him as one of those possibly gay comedians

[WeHateSmiles]

New Jersey sucks. and I've lived here since i was 4 .-.

[ravenwolf]

Whoa, flames aside, this is the most pessimistic set of comments I've ever seen. o_O Sheesh, I've lived in Jersey most of my life, and I like it here. This song sounds pretty tongue-in-cheek to me, anyway....

[BobxRawks]

LOL im from Jersey, and this is so true. Cant wait to gtfo (:

[Alchemist777]

Even people from New Jersey hate New Jersey. At least they hate Seaside.

[Claramata]

@Alchemist777 I call it "Sleazeside" and avoid it at all costs.

[phantomturtle44]

@Alchemist777 Very true. I live in Jersey myself, so I should know. GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING STATE...

[FASSY524]

@Alchemist777 I am from New Jersey and I dislike it so much. I moved to Washington state thats how much I hated it. Seattle to be accurate. 

[Claramata]

@Alchemist777 I can agree with that

[theskilletkiller]

Ahh.... Go blow yourself's up if that's waht you want.

We Canadians will just sit back and laugh at you guys

[CrimzonRegret]

@theskilletkiller I commend you sir! most of the US sucks anyway... We can't get along, and are in constant wars with the most retarded things ever!

[theskilletkiller]

@CrimzonRegret only thing i say is save the stripe clubs! Lol kidding. or was I?

[CrimzonRegret]

@theskilletkiller lol, well, either way, we are bound to destroy ourselves bit by bit anyway haha

[ZexionRoxasIsZero]

@CrimzonRegret Agreed America is too rash they want to be a hero all the time or save their asses they should learn to keep their heads down ahen. Plus Americans (No offense) are very rude and loud, well most are.

[pesticide666]

@theskilletkiller Stripe clubs? And you're superior to my race? Wonderful. 

[creggen]

@theskilletkiller Michigander here, can we join you guys? America tretes us like shit.

[theskilletkiller]

@creggen *opens trapped door.

"OH of cousre friend. MAHAHAHAHAHHAh

*Loads shotgun

[acedce1]

@theskilletkiller It's ok we laugh at you...also no one here likes new jersey

[theskilletkiller]

@acedce1 exept for that guy Lary.. He's your neigbour.

[draeden113]

@theskilletkiller-  it's yourselves :)

[KnightFormidio]

@theskilletkiller sorry, what?

didn't you guys just set everything on fire because you lost a hockey championship?

[HerrWagnerfreund]

Canadian? Aren't that those English guys with a special and weird accent and the funny hats? ;-)

[JerZeyCJ]

@HerrWagnerfreund No, Canadians are what happen when you put French people in the woods.

[demonjack123]

@theskilletkiller Canada is part of America hurr hurr

[aaa222221]

Why stop at NJ why not just blow the entire country sky high.

[ConquerorOfLulz]

@aaa222221 If that would happen you would die too you idiot.

[aaa222221]

@ConquerorOfLulz I don't care. I would almost enjoy death.

[lifeisgood1013]

@aaa222221 You say that now, but lets see how you react to being at the brink of death.

[aaa222221]

@lifeisgood1013 I've lost countless people I care about, my life sucks ass, and I have been at the brink of death once.

[AlanAlexWilliams]

@aaa222221

Why stop at just the US? Lets take out this whole planet.

Infact, lets take out this quarter of the galaxy to eradicate anything our pathetic species has every done?

[aaa222221]

@AlanAlexWilliams That is an excellent idea. Most of our species doesn't even deserve to exist, along with many other things. Everything would be much better without humans perverting things into their twisted image.

[puppetmaster421]

i wonder if voltaire knows new jersey is a state and not a town

lmaooo...idiot.

[CrimzonRegret]

@puppetmaster421 of course he knows... he just hates all of it

[gotthkid2]

@CrimzonRegret reminds me of how i hate north carolina

[CrimzonRegret]

@gotthkid2 I don't own it... I hate it too

[gotthkid2]

@CrimzonRegret btw thats crazzy if u actully live in sc

[Coolwhiteboy56]

@gotthkid2 :DD South Carolina is just awesome... we're all so happy here.

[Coolwhiteboy56]

@gotthkid2 ...you should come to South Carolina. :)) With meh. We have treeessss! And no one wants to bomb us!

[gotthkid2]

@Coolwhiteboy56 trees? dont sound good.......lol ( hicks)

[CrimzonRegret]

@gotthkid2 there are trees where u live too... its nothing hick. Do you think You in your shit state of Cali is any better? Thats Where the worst of everything comes from in case you didn't know. Stupid teenage punk who doesn't know shit about anything

[gotthkid2]

@CrimzonRegret hmmm i know in cali you dont get judged bi judgemental close minded rednecks.........and all the small towns =)

[CrimzonRegret]

@gotthkid2 haha your funny

[pulse0fmagg0ts]

@gotthkid2 agreed

[xxphantomxwolfxx]

as much as i love my state... i can't get enough of this song. xD

[sb358]

N.J ROCKS! I don't know what they're saying.

[archangelmike1]

i gotta get out of jersey before its bombed

[PashupatiFR]

I guess there's a typo: that's "your individuality", dudes! (but maybe he is saying, "try to express [that] you're Individuality", but say it too fast or something)

If only they could bomb my old junior high school or whatever you call it in USA.

While the pupils are taking classes and the teachers telling them that they are too stupid to learn anything in place of trying to teach them anything, and then they'll build a better school over it with teachers that actually try to teach anything.

[sshuravesky]

Retarded lyrics and music sucks. But what would you expect from an art-snob. No wonder all of his content is free on youtube. Who would pay for this garbage?

[wolffan18]

@sshuravesky If you don't like the song don't listen to it! If people will actually read the comments the would find that out. And I'm impartial on the whole NJ suck argument.

[sonicrocks06]

@sshuravesky Your buttcrack. :p

[UglyCrazyWorthless]

@sshuravesky they do pay for it. myself included, and if no-one likes it, why 3,000 views just on this video? Also, I'm honestly failing to see the "art snob" element in this...

[sshuravesky]

@UglyCrazyWorthless 3,000 views on youtube in a year is nothing. You can reach more people in a day by playing in a subway station.

[UglyCrazyWorthless]

@sshuravesky Yea, but this isn't a subway station - this is youtube, where people choose to watch. And yea it's not a lot, but he's not the kind of artist who will be loved by all the mainstream. THAT IS NOT SAYING THE MAINSTREAM IS BAD SOME OF THE MAINSTREAM IS GREAT AND STUFF but he is not so he will not be viewed by as many. and this is one of many videos, of one of many songs. So he ain't doin' so bad with his artistic statement on the destruction of New Jersey, mate.

[gotthkid2]

@sshuravesky sorry your jelous that you only got ol lady pussy.

[sshuravesky]

@gotthkid2 I fin it amusing how intolerant you are of viewpoints that do not match your own. If you were born in a different time and place you would have made a perfect candidate for Hitler Youth.

[Rikiunne]

@sshuravesky I'm under the impression that you are not a troll.

In the case that you are, successful troll is successful.

In the case that you are not: I would.

[jakeythewolf]

*Ahem*...FUCK NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[xHunterxVenus12]

@jakeythewolf lol i live in jersey...its not all bad here but every1's a dick xP....i'm no exception =333

[kogiama]

@xHunterxVenus12 well done my friend :P

[crazycookie721]

@jakeythewolf NO FUCK U! im from nj and most people from here arnt like fucking snookie and they arent sluts like her and the rest of that cast........ they arnent even from NJ they r from new york and other islands!!!!! u dont no anything about nj!!!!!!!!

[sb358]

@crazycookie721 Yeah! I don't know what people are saying!

[acesarge2]

I am from NJ and I have to say I wouldn't mind seeing it blow up( while I was on vacation of course).

I hate living in NJ, it's ALWAYS rush hour, the taxes suck and the people in my town are so fucking stupid the kids jump there bikes in front of moving cars for fun with no helmets on.

@Zephyrau no they dont have a good reason to make an insulting song about my state so stfu and leave me alone mmkay? mkay

Your in denial, EVERYONE hates NJ.

[RBkidd510]

xD it is sorta true...but North Jersey is to prissy and self-richeous to notice you

[xHunterxVenus12]

@RBkidd510 i live in north jersey...and ur totaly right xDDD i HATE EVERY! HERE

[NJSublime]

Like the song. And I love my hometown state Dirty Jersey xD

[kittykat3x3]

@Zephyrau no they dont have a good reason to make an insulting song about my state so stfu and leave me alone mmkay? mkay

[kittykat3x3]

@Zephyrau nj has many trees it is known as the garden state fyi your not from nj how wold you know? oh yus i forgot, you are a hobo and youve never smelled somthing nice before, so sorry C:

[fomple1]

@kittykat3x3 dude its just a song. a song designed to entertain. Not to insult anyone.

[wolf2142471]

@kittykat3x3 He must be the same hobo who stole my laptop :P

[kittykat3x3]

@Zephyrau inb defence of my state, im sure yours is a shit hole C:

[kittykat3x3]

bomb nj and ill beat the shit out of your face C:

[sageoftruth]

@kittykat3x3 Typical NJ comment

[kittykat3x3]

@PrivatePikachu1 one thing, in defense of my state again ehem, fuck you C:

[PrivatePikachu1]

@kittykat3x3 oh....:( sorry guess I listened to this song to much.........I think ill get rid of this comment now.....

[TheDicloniusninja]

XD I love Voltaire

[zlooker517]

i cant believe he got away with this song in school i couldnt even get away with singing it

[Irunia427]

I never tire of this song ^-^

[joshayes1]

@Irunia427 have to agree , could listen to his music for ever, i never grow tired of listening to voltaire