Wild Bill - "Don't do what a stranger says" - A G.I. Joe PSA

[BlueKewne]

Techno music just puts a hole in your brain

[TheBlamingNacco]

You mean he just saved you hundreds on car insurance!

[R0cketmanBeats]

"Don't do what a stranger tells you to do"....Wait, what if a stranger is talking to you and you ignore him, and then another stranger tells you not to speak to the first stranger?

[620026200]

超爽的 撿到一百塊雷

[eth1128]

lmao i fuckin love these vids



[Sokkalovesme]

I WANNA RIDE MY MOTORCYCLE

~Noodle~

[MakersofRandom]

i just wanna ride my mooooooooooooooootorsikle

[wileyk209zback]

Why do these PSAs almost always feature that same boy with the blond hair and red shirt?!

[620026200]

超爽的 撿到一百塊雷

[pwnsaurus]

I just wanna ride mah motorcy...cle.

[MrMoriarti15]

0:08 Twins?

0:22 Wait ur black?

[MasterOfTheXP]

The name's Tipper, man! Harry Tipper.

[JPfromFlint]

Those kids were saved from a pedophile by one of the Village People!

[Pasc9]

the blonde kid has gotten lost at the carnival, given his address to a stranger, and set his house on fire. Damn these kids start early.

[coupalisator]

Man, I'm about to putdapressabutdawutdawiddaman.

[GoddessofGravity]

Why is the African American kid the blonde guys twin @ 0:08 ?!

LAWLZ! xD

[The4EverYoung85]

@GoddessofGravity Because 1980s animation on TV was full of fail?

[Mooshstanggt350]

@GoddessofGravity good catch

[GoddessofGravity]

@Mooshstanggt350 Thank you lol

[PsOne4Life]

0:23 that kid has some weird neck spasms.

[phabiorules]

Are you even listening to me?

[albusron3490]

I just wanna ride my mooootor cycle

[mrbattlenet]

Damn kids always getting abducted all this man wants to do is ride his motorcycle...

[Timmyboy505]

Stranger:  Ur mom's hurt come with me.

Blonde kid I need an adult?

Stranger I AM AN ADULT now step in my shady looking van

[WickedexProductions]

I DONT WAAAAAAAANT A PICKLE

[masteriangamer]

Wait, did that blonde kid's twin just turn into a black kid?

[WickedexProductions]

any1 notice how theyre two white blonde kids in the beginning, then one turns in to a black kid?

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

How many children were still molested following G.I Joe's advice? XD

[pigboy360]

I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOTTEEERRR CYYY........CLE!!

[jaydubyuel]

Who wants a body massage?

[Pasc9]

must be a recruiter from Penn State

[theADDKIDD88]

Now you listen to me, Eric. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. -Omitted due to lack of space. Sorry guys. :( - Techno music just puts a hole in your brain—are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

[barbaro267]

0:08 there's a CLONE of the white kid!

[barbaro267]

0:24 haha that kid is a ROBOT

[darkman699]

Isn't that the same blond kid who was in the roadblock one, "don't give Strangers your address?" 

[WhatsAYak]

@darkman699 - Yep...he was also in the ones w/Mutt (getting lost) and Blowtorch (call the fire dept. outside).

[PARODYLOVER1]

0:23 triple take!

[app10781]

Anybody else notice that when they talked about strangers the guy kept looking at the black kid?

[Antifrost]

0:08 The white kid has a clone that turns into a black guy.

[carl118]

i just wanna ride my moooooooootooorrrcycle

[TheKaBLAMshow]

@carl118

i Dont WanNa DiiEeeeeE!! ;)

[Cheezrguy]

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

Thanks Jeff Foxworthy!

[Pasc9]

the guy in the car must've been from Penn State

[destructodude]

Nixon?

[mustbeburtreynolds]

...And knowing, is half the battle.

Oh and your mom's dead.

[wikieditspam]

@mustbeburtreynolds We had a good conversation, just saying.

You! You're the ring leader!

[MontgomeryStudios]

I love how all the Joes have pedo moustaches... and they are the ones tryin to keep the kids from gettin raped Im just sayin

[The4EverYoung85]

@MontgomeryStudios Not all of them. The ones I can name offhand that have pedo mustaches are Wild Bill, Gung Ho, Shipwreck (though that's a goatee), and...I think that's it.

[asparagusoffice]

I don' wanna die.

I jus' wanna ride my motorcyc...

...cle.

[MrShotgunJake]

Wow, Wild Bill = fred from scooby doo?

[xXDarkCallistoXx]

:09 There are two of the same kid, then one of them changes to an African American kid.

[humrH2360]

I just wanna rahd mah moootorcycle!

[ethanroth27]

how are there two blonde white kids at 0:10 then a black kid at 0:14?

[morganfreeboy012895]

I just wanna ride my MOOOOOoooooootercy.........CLE

[TheAxelMiller]

Don't listen to strangers! I'm a perfectly normal not-so-strange police officer that looks like a 80's porn star and legally changed my name to Wild Bill. You can trust me.

[marcuspotter4564]

@TheAxelMiller No, where's the proof?

[CyberPirate83]

@TheAxelMiller Of course, it's Wild bill ^_^

[airwolfman]

Rrreiiiiiiiggghhht oooonnn boooooooys ♪ I juuuuuust waanna rrrrrraaahhiiiiide maaaahhhhhh moooooooooderrrrrrrcyyyyyyyyy.­....

cle.

[TheGlobalMisfit]

I like how the boy stands alone until 0:09 when his twin mysteriously pops up beside him and the random black kid comes out of nowhere at 0:14 as an eye witness of what the stranger told him.

[HarveyIsFat]

Thumbs up if you're watching this because of I don't want a pickle.

[HarveyIsFat]

I don't want to die...I just want to ride my motorcy.......cle

[LeftLeaningPinko]

I just wanna ride my moooooooooooooooooooooootorcyc­le

[deedevil63]

oohhh i don't waaaaaaaant a pickle...

[fffan9391]

Blonde dude was about to have a seizure toward the end.

[Gnasni]

A stranger tells them to not trust a stranger, does that mean they can't trust him telling them to not trust a stranger so basicly they can trust him, but they can't because he tells them not to trust strangers, so then they should trust strangers but they can'tbecause he tells them not to trust strangers, etc. etc. etc.

[Coolvids75]

@Gnasni Wild Bill isn't a stranger to them; they know who he is.

[Gnasni]

@Coolvids75 Trusting someone you've seen on T.V act out a role is just as bad as trusting a stranger :P

[Bladeclone]

Around 0:24 mysterious twitch...

[DLAbaoaqu]

I don't want a pickle

[jewface57]

Pedo: Your mom, uh was in an accident

Kid: My moms been dead for 3 years

Pedo:......

Kid: prick

[AllanKun47]

oh I hate pedophiles :c

[Pasc9]

the guy was thinkin he was gonna get some tonight

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

The guy sounds like Jeff Foxworthy.

[The4EverYoung85]

@Bitchlen07Shitlen Looks like him too.

[jackdroidnimble]

He listened to Wild Bill due to his legitimate pedo-stache.

[HeavenWolf108]

The kid was white, and then he was black.

Once you go black, you never go back, I guess.

[ChuckSteak420]

@HeavenWolf108 No dude, there was two diff kids.. One white, one black.

[HeavenWolf108]

@ChuckSteak420

0:08 - Both kids are white, and dressed exactly the same.

0:14 - One kid's still the same, and the other one is now black and wearing a yellow shirt for the rest of the segment.

[ChuckSteak420]

@HeavenWolf108 Ohhhhh snap your right. Im a piece of shit.

[lonestarfriend]

0:07 "Uh-oh."  :)

[weponshowcase]

How do they know wild bill? 

[mikeythepikey69]

That blonde kid never learns, he probably got raped stupid after the show stopped airing and the creepy/helpful G.I Joe team stopped helping him!

[xXxMartin96xXx]

yes, dont go with strangers, even if he is a cop in a patrol car, or if he is on an ambulance.....what a shit

[The4EverYoung85]

This one is so full of Epic Animation Fail, from the twitchy white kid to the stranger's car not being completely drawn to the race change to Wild Bill's mustache falling off.

[razoremblem]

a stranger could mean danger, but so could an abusive uncle

[TheKylerCain]

Wild Bill: GET THE FUCK AWAY I HAVE A MUSTACH!

Rapist: OH FUCK DRIVE AWAY!

Twin:Ohiader

Oridional: Arn't you Black?

Twin:Yep Ima turn normal Again

Wild Bill:Hey Umm Kids Wanna Ummm Go back to my house?

[highmast3r]

"A stranger means danger!"

-quite intolerant if used towards immigrants xD

[xXNeosauceXx]

Porkchop Sandwiches. Enuff said.

[simplyblink182]

Lol what if that kid's mom actually did get hurt and the stranger was really gonna take him to her

[RavenFinsternis]

Yeah kid, trust the stranger that tells you that you mustn't trust a stranger...

wait what.

[alrauun]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T WAAAAAAAOOOANT A PEAEAEAEAIIIIICKLE

[MisterOrangeFace]

Lol pedostache

[edfreak9001]

Thanks for the advice, stranger i've never met before!

[sithoius]

Anyone else feel that Wild Bill looks more like a pedophile then the guy in the car?

[escapechris]

Wait wtf isnt he technically a stranger.

[KidsLetsPlay]

0:08

Same people

0:14

The kid turns black. Wtf

[bigcheva]

@KidsLetsPlay YTF

[WhatsAYak]

The stranger's dressed like he just came from an adult video store...and judging by his "porn star" mustache, I think Wild Bill prolly stars in a few of the movies they carry!

[The4EverYoung85]

@WhatsAYak: Why do you think the stranger ran off?

[LucianUramu]

Wild Bill couldn't look more like a pedo if he was catholic priest

[101Theflux]

Jeff foxworthy? Is that you?

[Evanspar]

lol he's spazzing at 0:23 and bill's mustache moves at 0:19.

[ChrisAlvey22]

free moustache rides

[MrJylerTones]

Why does the white kid keep double-taking at the black kid? Probably because he used to be white.

[MrSmashface]

The white kid is looking behind him to see if the nigger has stolen anything

[TF2Fan101]

A stranger...

Can mean danger... but what about my ma?

[OneJamalWonder]

The black kid turned into a white kid

[hawwy1987]

@OneJamalWonder No. White kid turned black and decded not to go back

[frozenkiller7]

a stranger told me to get out of a fire!

now im paralyzed!

Thanks wild bill..

[tj001231]

@frozenkiller7 how does one get paralyzed in a fire......

[frozenkiller7]

@tj001231

it burnt my spine in a way that the muscles cant be used or whatever

I DONT KNOW

[tj001231]

@frozenkiller7 mmmmmmmm ok 

[markhenrykern]

@tj001231 building falls in on them? :P

[tj001231]

@markhenrykern thats much more reasonable then burning your spine lol

[Protains]

who wants a mustache ride?

[MansonFan64]

Stay away from rock and roll tshirts or hip hop gear or anything like that!

[SmugHipster]

Wouldn't Wild Bill be on the supply side of Child Rapists?

[c4r50n1]

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

[GreatGoatRebellion]

But wouldn't Wild Bill be a stranger?

[brenchtoast44]

The moral of story? Everyone you don't know is a rapist

[pinkorpurple432]

0:09

Wait...what?

[Ryuhza]

Shapeshifting black kid!

[AirsoftReviewerMan]

0:08 Um.... just look around. Find anything weird?

[guitarplayr154]

0:23 - 0:25

if i saw some kid doing that, i would question his physical health..

[iluvyouwyatt]

@guitarplayr154

LMAO

[kilkolio]

get in my van

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

Thats not wild bill... its jeff foxworthy

[zhetya]

that's not a stranger,THAT'S A PEDOPHILE XD

[thewilloffire08]

Even if the stranger is a policeman?

[lb8068]

Well, he can't check it out with his Mum, because she's had an accident, remember?

Poor Mum, all she wanted to see was her child face before she died, and her creepy Uncle screwed up again.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@lb8068 Lol.

[bluereaper75]

what is it with this kid and strangers? one of these days, the gi joes wont be there to bail him out of this kind of trouble...

[AcidfartProductions]

Whats with number 9

[EverydayAdventures]

0:09 is a shapeshifting black kid.

[joe1010101010101010]

man im bout ta puta picka wisapicket man!!!! lulz psa

[DeltaFoX129]

:07 he only has half a steering wheel

[sserpent21]

Don't do what that stranger says....do what THIS stranger says.

[zvermilyer3]

@sserpent21

Wild Bill is no stranger. The kids may not have actually met him before, but since he's a member of G.I. Joe, they know they can trust him.

[blacknite76]

Remember don't do what a strangers say's but listen to my instructions if you wanna know what's half the battle!

[kilkolio]

LOL i thought there was twin white boys there but then one turns black

[dave3152]

I don't waaaaaaaaant a pickle!

[TheDullahan]

What the fuck is this dumb kid doing at :24?

Besides, Roadblock ALREADY TOLD HIM NOT TO FUCK WITH STRANGERS.

[DarthVader536]

@TheDullahan Having a seizure.

[Amonthered]

@TheDullahan i think he realized that the other kid wasn't white anymore like he was at the start of the PSA lol

[darragh1216]

That neighbourhood is full of would be child molestors

[TheVulture911]

Fail

[singinglawnchair]

Arcade games, pick out one you can do, alright? One you can do, as opposed to a bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doin'... techno music just puts a hole in your brain-- are you listenin' to me? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!

[forman208]

I wish I knew this before I went into the strangers car

[HazyKasumi]

two identical white kids=a black kid and a white kid? wut

[DetonatorYellow]

MANIMBOUTTOBATTLEATTHEWINNABUR­GERMAN!!!

[RavenFinsternis]

0:09 look, the white guy turned into a black guy!

[halo2untouchable]

I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOTER CYYYYY-CLE

[TheJoebucks]

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[landcommander1981]

Wow, its Jeff Foxworthy as part of the G.I.Joe team! But its damn good advice- thank you so much for posting the original PSAs!

[williamtheconqueror3]

on 0:09 same kids

[Tanthor12]

@williamtheconqueror3 omg the black guy morphd to a white guy! racist gi joe is racist!

[bopomofo]

Pause at 0:20. Notice the mustache has shifted.

[RWDtech]

look he has a scar on his face

[O1toolsteel]

Whiplash at 0:24

[quiktymevideo]

That kid would been seriously molested if he got into that car.

[glorbax]

I just wanna ride my mooooootercyle.

[WhatsAYak]

Oh, and the stranger really should've rehearsed his spiel beforehand...not only are his frequent "uh"s a giveaway, but his wardrobe isn't helping matters any!

[Todd200]

Okay so at 0:08 there are two white kids who are practically clones of each other with blond hair, orange shirt and brown pants. By 0:14 the second kid is now a black kid wearing a yellow shirt. WTF!

[WhatsAYak]

@Todd200 - Not to mention the kid's clearly alone @ the beginning, AND the same animation is used at both :00 and :06...talk about cheap!

[The4EverYoung85]

@Todd200: It's epic animation fail. 1980s animation was FULL of it.

[wileyk209zback]

Frank Welker FTW!