Bison remembers Tuesday

[Hotobu]

Does anyone have a link to a a longer version of this, where Chun Li is talking before bison?

[RecklessProductions]

thats so pimp lol

[squatch1983]

0:19 It was Tuesday

[Tint301]

This is such a legitimately great line in an otherwise shit movie.

[nikker1985]

Just wow. I loved and still love this movie but I missed this gem.

[KajexFiredrake]

Raul Julia was the only good thing about this movie...

[dkupke]

Most of this movie was hammy as could be, but this was a good line. It captures the real coldness and self-centered nature of a villain. Some will always remember the slaughter this madman committed in the name of his deluded fantasies. He remembers it as just another day.

[Fungorrr]

Chun li made 6 accounts to dislike this video.

[sfighter991]

@Fungorrr LOL!!!

[pokerus987]

StrText=("I'm sorry i dont remember any of it. For you The day bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. but for me. it was tuesday")

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

ObjVoice.Speak StrText

paste this in notepad and save as a .vbs file and let hilarity ensue lol

[pokerus987]

@pokerus987 save type as all files- all files

[Tastytoast225]

@pokerus987 win

[Renagade2332]

O:21

Epic trollface.

[BrandonAngelDragon]

At least it wasn't FRIDAY. Cause you gotta get down on FRIDAY.

I know, bad joke.

[Filby]

Stone cold badass.

[GigawingsVideo]

After the Bison Tuesday attack, the last remnant of the villagers were wiped out by Rebbecca Black Friday invasion.

[tfey88]

Best scene. The rest was complete rubbish and payed no respect to the characters. E. Honda was Hawaiian,Balrog was a good guy, Blanka was really a transformed Charlie being humanized by scientist Dhalsim who had hair all movie long and out of frickin nowhere ended up bald before his last scene. T.Hawk was scrawny and Dee Jay was a bad guy working for Bison (they switched black guys around) Worst is how Guile the American is played by Belgian ass Van Damme. I guess anyone can make a movie!

[Tastytoast225]

@tfey88 Dude. Who cares. The movie's a bit of fun, it's trashy and cheesy. Don't take it so seriously.

[danzinnyman]

@tfey88 actually its like one of the most accurate games to film movies ......thats not saying much lol

[Asdayasman]

That's... A pretty badass line.

[Jhertzog83]

Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?

[lunaticplusretard]

@Jhertzog83 i live in a giant bucket

[pirate360]

This is delicious!

[AlessaSmile]

6 people's villages were destroyed by m.bison.

[sekolahsrigarden]

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY



[darlagoddesshate]

OH SNAP

[UntitledHome]

So even though Bison doesn't remember "any of it", he still remembers that the day he "graced" Chun-li's villiage was a Tuesday.

[Zero2267]

@UntitledHome Tuesday is just an arbitrary day for him that he chose at random. Bison not remembering the exact day it happens only adds to the impact of how what was a life-altering event for her was just a casual day for him. Whether the event took place on a Tuesday is not the point, the point is that Bison is not moved by Chun-Li's story and that a massacre of a village was so routine he can't even be bothered to remember it because he has done so many things just like it and more.

[Abazigal]

@UntitledHome

Uh, no. He just said a random day. That's how little it mattered to him.

Don't take it word for word.

[FarplaneWind]

Tish.. that's Tuesday!

[survivalofone]

WOAH

[ChrisCa1601]

Best. Scene. Ever.

[airondee]

GARBAGE DAY!!!

[SashaNein]

Whenever I see the TV edited version, the fucking cut everything past 0:04 and go to the next scene. What the entire fuck. That was one of my favorite lines when I saw this bad movie in theaters. It was fucking badass.

[SuperMrBentley]

Bison graced my village.

[moominir]

Linkara

[NottinghamForest22]

funniest film ever. so bad its good :D

[Crymson1]

@NottinghamForest22 And then we had Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.

[SamusSuperStar]

At first I thought it was funny, but now actually thinking about it, M. Bison is just plain cold hearted.

[f1uckyou]

5 people did not have their village graced by Bison.

[SoldadoReebok]

As TV Tropes said: It's so bad that it's funny.

[Android2137]

@SoldadoReebok ...I thought that line was quite witty...

[TheRhinehart86]

This line is one the most badass villain quotes ever, amazing that such a gem of a line is found in a movie like this :P

[CheesyGranola]

You bastard...it was a WEDNESDAY! D:<

[Opiatist]

PLAYAAA!!!

[bozzy446]

OF COURSE! 

[FeelingFeline]

@bozzy446 Guile?... Alive?...

[RyunosukeHachi]

BOSS!

[magmablock]

As shitty a movie as it is, this line is pretty damn awesome.

[FeelingFeline]

@magmablock This movie is beyond shitty but it's so shitty that it's amazing. XD Reminds me of childhood so much.

[lordxeras]

Her face says it all.

"IT WAS WEDNESDAY, YOU BASTARD!"

[Zero2267]

@lordxeras But you see that is the genius of the line. The event in question means so little to Bison that he came up with the most arbitrary day he could think of, for all we know he chose that day because it is laundry day or whatever else for him. The fact that he can't even remember the exact day it happened only adds to the fact that for Chun-li the day he killed her father meant everything, but to Bison an atrocity like that was so routine it was hardly worth remembering.

[Tastytoast225]

@Zero2267 explaining a joke really sucks the fun out of it dude

[AJBiskit]

Raul Julia makes this movie. Everything else is so forgettable, but he made Bison such a memorable hammy villain.

[Stiengrabber]

Owned even though the movie sucked ass you gotta that credit that is one awesome line XD

[vansieg]

Raul Julia was better than this movie deserved.

[MovieTheaterLad]

Am I the only one reminded of Willem Defoe?

[George32027]

YES! YES!

[shadowhexogram]

I haven't seen this movie for myself but I assumed what happened after that was that chun li's head exploded after hearing that epic comment.

[xedalpha1]

Lol, Raul Julia, you are a legend....

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@xedalpha1 of course!

[MrBurgundy76]

this movie reminds me of september 11th

[JonLambert89]

sick burn!

[fmalchemist93]

This is delicous!

[papershadow69]

For many of us, the day Raul Julia starred in a Street Fighter film was the greatest moment of our childhood.

For Raul Julia, it was Tuesday

[LamonicBomb]

@papershadow69 ...it was? because i distinctly remembering thinking 'can't believe i made my mom buy me this piece of shit-ass film. this has got to be the shittiest thing ever filmed. ever." but then by that token i guess it WAS the greatest moment of my childhood; greatest fucking letdown. M. Bison trying to SEDUCE Chun Li with champagne lol. M. Bison lusts only for more power. PERIOD!

[metaXzero]

@LamonicBomb

Video game Bison is underdeveloped. He may very well be the type to troll you over champagne.

[SonamyYoshi]

As bad as the movie is, this line is hilarious. :D

[KinXBinX]

then it was wednesday

after that it was thursday

then finally it was .....

[alex75000]

@KinXBinX

Are you Rebecca Black's songwriter?

[DragoRidley17]

@alex75000 No way. They're too good.

[TheKirbyraeg]

Clearly the day was pretty important if he remembered that it was a Tuesday.

[ThatGothicChick]

0:22 *Chun Li's ovaries explode*

[supersmashbro596]

this birthday was going to be the important day of my life... but to bison... it was tuesday XD

my b-days tomorrow!!

[rhugghed]

Chunli just got trolled hard!

[ArttuH5N1]

M. Bison is my hero.

[kibakim]

¡¡¡¡¡VICTORY¡¡¡ ,Bison,Bison,Bison,Bison,Bison­

[ColdBlitzWTH]

Dun dun dun...

[AtticWarrior1994]

Best Ever.

[JohnathanLeeSprite]

Lol best line ever.

[SAlpsu]

If he doesn't remember Chun's father, how come he remembers what day of the week it was?

[Ygdrasel]

@SAlpsu

Rebecca Black reminded him. It's Friday, and Saturday comes afterward, and somewhere in that assfuckery was Tuesday.

[flurryous2]

@SAlpsu Because Bison only makes housecalls on Tuesdays and Thursdays. He has a clean-up crew handling his lightweight all the other days of the week. And seeing as that chick looks Chinese, it was definitely Tyranny Tuesday (where he picks a foreign country and rains hell on em), because on Thursdays he usually keeps it local.

[metaXzero]

@SAlpsu

The truth is he didn't remember. He just picked a random day to show mundane killing her father was.

It may not have even been on a Tuesday.

[SuperMrBentley]

I would pay several dollars for that painting of bison in the alps

[cashwat210]

Bin Laden: For you, the day Al Qaida toppled the WTC, it was the most tragic day in American history, but for me... it was Tuesday.

[TheDocAstaroth]

I think, it´s remarkable, that he even doesn´t sound condescending when he said it.

[MrPathorn]

Feel the Wrath of Chun Li's Legs!

[Judgementxxx]

I always say it was Tuesday to people remembering something.

[TheGamecube64Guy]

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

[leviathan3k2000]

People can say this movie is bad all they want. I love it. I was a kid when I first saw it and didn't know any better and for that reason I still enjoy it. Sure it's cheesy but I don't think I would have it any other way. I'm glad we have this movie because it's so much fun to watch and Raul Julia is one of the main reasons for that! His many many many one liners and his odd chemistry with god awful JCVD (yes I'm aware he was complete shit in this movie but I'm glad I have it to laugh at!)

[FranksWarJournal]

@leviathan3k2000 I have to say I agree. It's nice to see someone else who actually loves this movie despite of how cheesy the movie is.

[Tastytoast225]

@FranksWarJournal I count myself among you, altho i'm the one who posted this vid lol

[Tastytoast225]

@leviathan3k2000 finally someone gets it lol

[Brotassium00]

So much ham! So much cheese! So...DELICIOUS!!!

[AlexanderT21]

@Brotassium00 Want a nice helping of scenery to chew on with your meal?

[qwertzu3]

is that chick that chick from stargate universe?

[Funkopotomis]

M. Bison

master of trollface

[hrdcrnwo]

Like a boss.

[MuffinOfFun]

And this is why the Street Fighter movie is the greatest movie ever made.

[TheDoctorofOdoIsland]

TV Tropes brought me here.

[Hoshimaru57]

Everytime I have a conversation about 4chan and get to discussing /d/ I use this line after the poor sap runs screaming from the site.

I've been around anime long enough that I've seen it all so even /d/ doesn't bother me normally.

I am deeply offended by /b/ however, and have never even been, but the stuff on this site from there disturbs me.

[KramerKontained94]

Problem Chun-Li?

[ppaaccoojrf]

so, he doesn't remember any of it, but he does remember it happened on Tuesday...

[MonteCreations]

@ppaaccoojrf

Chun-Li: "You bastard is was a thursday!"

[ppaaccoojrf]

@MonteCreations wouldn't change the fact that what he said doesn't make sense..

[daintysweet]

@ppaaccoojrf Um it's a figure of speech. He's saying that day was like any other day for him. That doesn't mean it was actually on a Tuesday.

[ppaaccoojrf]

@daintysweet I know. I know it isn't meant to be taken literally. But! Even if you're going to thrash talk or boast, you should at least make sense with what you're saying. At least I think so. This scene is very narm for me because of that.

[metaXzero]

@ppaaccoojrf

"But for me it was another day of the week" doesn't sound as badass

[protoman140]

@ppaaccoojrf no no he just does so much evil that this was just another thing on his schedule of bad things done, like any other day for him

[LightningZerker]

"For you, the day Bison raped your village was your most important day of your life. But for me, it was tuesday."

[Ebb1993isgreat]

@Zero2267 Fuck that.

[TheKingofFashion]

She should have gone home and been a family man...wait a second..

[sonwukong666]

this line works with nothing else. tried it with my wife

"for you, the day that I graced your life by promising to be in it till end was the most important day of your life, but for me...it was tuesday."

she was pissed...it was actually a thursday.

[whysoserious89]

@sonwukong666 But if your quoting Bison, you can turn a Thursday into a Tuesday....

[sonwukong666]

@whysoserious89 yeah but she also complains that I use it too much, which is such an oxymoron that I believe she just used improper grammar and defied a law of physics that says that those two words or group of words cannot be used in the say sentence in that order or another order that brings the same meaning.

[iTrollSoDamnHard]

0:22

UMAD?

[PaulosTheKing]

hahahahahaha

[Bamskrull]

lol this is the single most cool thing about this movie XD

[RadicalLightning]

Pwn'd.

[boredstudent]

the day we saw Rebecca Black on a music video with Katy Perry that had to do with a Friday was the most funniest day of our lives. but for Rebecca... it was Friday

[CrazyBluePrime]

Just an outstanding line to demonstrate how pointless her vendetta has been to him.

[KickboxerKyo1]

YES, YES!!! THIS IS DELICIOUS!!! Lol XD

[SniperNightOwl]

Chun-Li, Cammy, and Guile disliked this!

[evoslip]

For you, the day Casey Anthony was acquitted was the day you lost faith in the justice system. But for me, it was Tuesday.

[RevGoodWill]

@evoslip YES YES OH MY GOD YES

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

Did anybody see the commercial where they completely stole this line? I'm looking for it I nearly shat myself when it came on

[Keiferm1]

Her eyes say: YOU IDIOT! IT WAS WEDNESDAY!

[MrBaddestofthebad]

(insert funny comment here)

But for M.Bison, It was Tuesday

[MrMAHBOI1]

For Jon, dealing with a fat ass cat who eats lasagna was torture.

But for Garfield, it was Monday.

[chris20855]

For LoL players, becomming legendary in a game is one of the best experiences they can have.

But for Tryndamere, it was Tuesday.

[RichardWhereat]

3 people had their father killed by bison on a tuesday.

[Keiferm1]

It was Monday you fool!

[josetomastorres]

The day you can do high quality coke, drink expensive liquor and have an orgy with porn stars is a dream and to some a miracle.

But to Charlie Sheen, it was Wednesday.

[Fettster777]

She's hot.

[MegamawMeh]

At least he remembered it was a Tuesday.

[trancendent]

I wonder if he ate tacos on that Tuesday.

[Immagonko]

0:22 lol, her reaction

bad movie.

[jt808ful]

the day God called Raul Julia to Heaven was the most important day of His exsistence, but for Raul, it was Tuesday.

[sonwukong666]

funny how I said the same thing to my child when she asked me about the day she was born. and she got real mad too.

[Annihilator27]

@sonwukong666 Lmfao, That was horrible.

[sonwukong666]

@Annihilator27 which comment?

[Annihilator27]

@sonwukong666 The day your daughter was born.

[nevrest]

@sonwukong666 Its rare you see somebody have top comment all to themselves, well done.

[sonwukong666]

@nevrest holy crap I didn't even realize that happened.

[nevrest]

@sonwukong666 Haha! I guess you're just naturally loved.

[sonwukong666]

@nevrest Not by my family for afformentioned reasons.

[akuma6333]

I love how that's just the most average Tuesday in the life of M. Bison.

[LuwiigiMaster]

Fuck TVTropes. It literally is the black hole of all things wrong with humanity.

[Cloud551]

@LuwiigiMaster Someone's mad because TV Tropes ruined their life.

Incidentally, this video was uploaded on a Wednesday. What the shit.

[BoredOfThisSite]

@LuwiigiMaster That seems a little bit oversensitive. Don't ever go on 4chan. You'll get hysterical blindness.

[TheUnbeholden]

@LuwiigiMaster LOL you should see Uncyclopedia...

[electricbayonet2]

The movie wasn't very good (and that's being generous), but Jesus Christ, this was an amazing line.

[boredstudent]

Rebecca Black made 3 accounts and disliked this on Friday

[juresaiyan]

Awesomeness is 24 seconds. 'Nuff said.

[xxhennersxx]

tuesday tuesday kill chun li's dad on tuesday

[boredstudent]

I got de-ranked in Marvel vs Capcom 3 and it was devastating to me but for him, it was Tuesday

[Cantido]

Bison: lol u mad?

[runsaber1]

for you the day I fucked your mom, sister, and wife up the ass

it was the most important day of your life.

But for me

it was monday-tuesday-wednesday-thurs­day-friday-saturday-and sunday

[DemonKingMMA]

Fuck Friday. Tuesday is the shit!

[DJSeasho]

It's not tuesday it's friday

[NonstopRam]

It was trash day for me.

[Ward8668]

@NonstopRam Garbage day!

[darkstar3x16]

Raul Julia was wasting away from cancer during the filming of this movie that's why he's so skinny.

[AbhiB]

Raul JULIA will alwasy be remembered for being Bison

[cnDelta04]

Bison, you prick.

[bocanhcam]

Wonder what he will do on Friday? Maybe go partying with Rebecca Black.

[LondonOntGuy]

Three people don't like Tuesday.

[TwoCows23]

The best line from the worst movie.

[SageVallant]

@TwoCows23 I disagree. The best line in this worst movie is "Quick! Change the channel!"

[TwoCows23]

@SageVallant ...OF COURSE!

Seriously though that was my favorite line.

[SageVallant]

@TwoCows23 It's not the line. It's the delivery of it. ^_^

[Sines314]

This movie is enjoyable only for the camp. Except this scene. While not as well done as it could have been, it's one of the greatest villain lines ever, and a wonderful subversion of the whole 'you killed my father' trope.

[StupidkidPeople]

for me today..... is tuesday

[landar386]

the day bin laden bombed the us was the most important day of our lives. but to him, it was tuesday...

[gsrules34]

one of the dislikers was Rebecca Black

[ClickForOutkast]

The movie was great you pathetic manchildren, it wasn't supposed to be a realistic adaption of the Street Fighter games. It was supposed to be a movieable version.

[Hyde1415]

@ClickForOutkast But it is still a terrible movie lol Nobody would care about the film unless they are street fighter fans or people who like bad movies, and since street fighters fans do not like the film I guess it's the ladder.