Tree Man

[wizzyrocafella]

my heart goes out to this man right er

[yonschnee16]

So if I hug him, does that make me a tree hugger?

[xApfelsine]

@paranoiKKKKKK o.ô

It's not fake at all.

[Reather1234]

:( im sorry about that she / he

i hope he / she gets okay fast .

im gonna pray for that man / girls

thumbs up for sad :(

[inphasesith]

A wild Sudowoodo has appeared

[DIRTDIRTDIRTNASTY]

how does he poop



[jeann0012]

Aww... Poor man... :((

[ThePlane380]

sad



[vertigoboy75i]

I was wonderin where that Tekken game got the character Mokojin from XD

[Havok474]

He's got wood?

[johnnymoh]

dun make jokes out of people ...GOD is watching u all ...it can be happen to u anytime...becoming this man will not take any moments REMEMBER IT!!!!!!!!

[Lamafreakable]

or poor guy he looks so sad

[123456Renecek]

can he have a wank :P

[ThePitbullLuva]

geez... wait- what does that have to do with cutting his knee? i heard that if they cut off a wart it will like- grow back in one second o:

[randommuchlol888]

@ThePitbullLuva when he cut his knee the infection entered through that cut and that's how he got it

[KSardor1]

But hey, there is a good side. He can have apples whenever he wants :D

[TheMr92021]

AMAGIN HIS DICK

[wafflehater]

well he's cured , they cut the ''roots'' off and skinned his ass to give his hand new skin.

[Prettyb0yswaga]

this is fake. ya some guy made out of wood ok

[bobfromspeedway1]

@Prettyb0yswaga You're thought process while making that comment is fake.

[ps3gamerq8x]

i am so so sry for him :c

[SuperJRT123]

Stop smokin! YOU GUNNA CATCH YOSELF ON FIRE O:!!!

[halo2online]

i bet he can critically heal 20k! :D:D

[Youshallbeeatenbyme]

man, if i was that guy i would let the doctors just put me outa my misery and study why it happened, atleast some good would come out of it

[ThePsychoXTreme]

Gimmie da Chainsaw

[scott71458]

im getting a 10th lobby today yayayyayayayay

[bjudd11]

SO THATS WERE MY FIRE WOOD WENT!!!!

[tobias5910]

that`s not funny guys. Imagine how you would feel with such a weight on your sin arms -.- this man is hurting !

[chefkoo]

I'm guessing he's single.

[Xander4Metin]

that's not wood,that is just a lotta warts

[checkthisshitout3131]

smoking dosnt help the matter does it???????

[TheZomVarrucktGenius]

why does he smoke? even i know that wood is quit flammable..?

[firebirdrand]

HEY ALL OF YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE AND I MEAN IT

[rroum4]

no naked flames.

[jacobbisawesome]

Falcon Punch!

[aarondufton94]

i wonder if he gets wood...

[spidunkee]

major gonorrhea

[ultimaterunescape90]

dude if he smoke and he throw 1 tht is already lit to his branch....O.o

[GiannaIsAN00b]

So he has a really bad disease that makes him look like a tree and all he can do is SMOKE???

[RatormaHS]

@GiannaIsAN00b It's so he lives shorter, stopping his pain faster.

[hellmagefire]

I think he's been "cured" saw some vid of him after most of the "bark" has been removed. I have no idea how this guy feels, but from here it looks like he went from unique freak to normal freak which is not a good thing. From Tree Man to deforemd sod # 2324384384734837438.

[Crashbound]

Dede gains Tree Form.

[ashton70295]

hes a druid!

[topqualifier115]

has anybody ever fucking noticed tht weird ass shit like this, octopus girl and, elephant man is always in sum god forsaken foreign country. i will bet tht nothing even close to shit like this is ever found in the United States.

[redvirusX]

Dude, what would it feel like to get punched/kicked by him?

[cpo2u]

Ok people no need to worry, this is clearly his Primary Mutation manifesting.

When his secondary mutation kicks in, he'll have thicker skin impervious to trauma. He'll also have the ability to "root" and draw nourishment from the soil and sunlight, as well as fire shards of "wood" from his body in an automatic defensive reflex.

[emilybaby09xx]

LMAO SOFAKINGAWESOME PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE WITH YOUR COMMENT:')

this is horrible tho, dirtiest thing ive ever seen.

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

Harold: I like to call him Herbert as a joke.. but he doesn't think it's so funny.. his name is really Bob.

[xLolSaladx]

Haha burn him

[hardstyle4everboy]

holy shit the hands

[T3chno1r]

It's sad :( And where's urs god?

[adidasbooi]

Yuck! .... poor guy :(((((

[gregjockca1001]

look, bitches. unless they BULLSHIT WARTS are DETACHABLE, there ain't no fuckin' way he got his shirt on. the bitch is a fraud and should be BURNED like the walking firewood he is. suck it. lol.

[Marcusartists]

One Thousand Dollars US currency, Greggy boy.

You up to the challenge?

Look, sweety, you and I both know this is pointless; as you've stated, you are a "troller for life"... but still, it is fun!

...and I'm still waiting for your proof... the "shirt" argument is weak... you got any more to offer than that?

PROVE this is a hoax or shut the fuck up.

Love ya, babe.

[gregjockca1001]

the warts are bigger than his sleeves, moron.

[Marcusartists]

Yes they are! If you'd do a little research, you'd find out how his clothing is made to work around this problem... you know, the problem he's been living with most of his life..

Come on, Sport!! EVERYONE could use a little extra cash, I don't care how wealthy you are.

For a troll, you aren't very creative; firing back with your stupid "sleeves" comments....

You got anything else? ANYthing?... almost makes one think you've got a Sleeve Fetish, lol.

Love ya!

[Marcusartists]

It is so funny that you continue with this, knowing you are dead wrong. This is a blast! I love spending 4 seconds every few nights making you look like an ass....

then I'll get tired of it and forget about you and this vid..

.. but YOU won't forget because of your "troll" factor, lol..

[Marcusartists]

Lol, never mind, Greg. I just checked you out. "Troller for life", eh?

It was fun though! Got my juices flowing (get it? hee hee...)

Anyway, the Paypal offer still stands if you wanna keep playing this game.

[gregjockca1001]

and dr oz is yet ANOTHER scam. does anybody really believe that bitch is a doctor. you're all brainwashed assholes. rofl. he's part of the evil antichrist scam oprah network for fuck's sakes.

[Marcusartists]

Yep, dr oz is bullshit. There are a lot of scams out there, Greg, but this Dede guy is not one of them. I can provide proof this is real. Can you prove it isn't?

Do you have a PayPal account?

Prove this is fake and I'll send you a grand.

[Marcusartists]

pidermodysplasia verruciformis, Gregjock. Look it up.

[Marcusartists]

sorry, forgot the "E" in Epidermodysplasia.

[gregjockca1001]

Marcusartists, a grand of what, bitch? donkey turds? fuck that. i don't need your welfare money.

[Marcusartists]

You've Failed, Trollkin.

Bye.

[gregjockca1001]

Marcusartists, troll is a win, slut.

[Marcusartists]

donkey turds don't come in grands, sweetheart.

..if I was on welfare, would I be able to offer you ANYthing?

You fail to understand.. this game is fun, but there is ONE very serious aspect concerning all my comments... I am actually offering you real cash.. no joke. If you want some easy money, then provide proof this is a hoax, and you'll have a few extra spending bucks.

You up to it?

[gregjockca1001]

Marcusartists, seriously trailertrash, you gotta stop braggin' about what you ain't got.

[Marcusartists]

@gregjockca1001 Okay, I'm gonna explain it to you since you're too lazy to back up your own argument.. (sigh..) ... I can't believe I'm doing a lazy man's research for him.. oh well...

His shirts are specially made by his brothers; there are BUTTONS on them and his family helps him to dress...

Jesus, greggy, are you an adult or a fucking child? I've never seen someone stand by a belief so strongly without any evidence to back it up...

Love ya!

[gregjockca1001]

liar. where are the buttons. no buttons to be seen. liar liar liar. now fuck off and die, scammer. lol. i hope this dude burns. that would be awesome!

[Marcusartists]

lol, look how we keep fillin' up this poor guy's vid comments.. back and forth back and forth...

I wonder why we keep doing this?

Snowed in and bored, I guess.

Have a good one, Greg.

[gregjockca1001]

snow? in canada? no way, man, you're on drugs. i'm sipping maitais out in the sun on a beach thanks to wifi! giggles.

[Marcusartists]

lol, you rock....

Does your little wee wee get hard when you keep giving me thumbs down? ;-)

This is my last comment to you;  Goodnite.

[gregjockca1001]

Marcusartists: "This is my last comment to you; Goodnite."

fuck, i hope so, asshole. gnite and please die in your sleep. make the world happy.

[tomijojo]

How sad.

[potheadnate420]

ya he was on dr. oz today this is not a scam

[DontYouHateMondays]

i feel so sorry for him...

[ikhinglolz]

thats so scary...

[gregjockca1001]

SCAM! there's NO way to get his hands and feet into his shirt and pants. it's a SCAM. discovery channel is a crap channel. totally sold out to garbage.

[Marcusartists]

do a little research first please. This is a well documented medical case.

[gregjockca1001]

shut up, scam-loving fuckface. eliminate the weak.

[Marcusartists]

Calm down please. Ok... I thought this was a hoax as well.. then I did some research. There are some strange medical conditions and this is one of them. Have you ever heard of the Elephant Man? It looks fake but is not.

Now, before you start spewing names again... are you adult enough to do a few seconds of research in order to determine whether the case is real or not? Because if you come back firing bullshit again, well... then you're just as fucked up as the dude in the vid :-)

[gregjockca1001]

elephant man was neurofibromatosis, you dumb fucking asshole. EVERYONE knows that. people with NF are disgusting and evil but it's obviously not a scam. tree people are.

[Marcusartists]

..aw, man... I was expecting you to reply with some proof that this is a hoax. You haven't done that. You have called me more names, but that doesn't really mean much here, does it? And.. how exactly are people with NF evil?

Yeah, I know what elephant man had. I just assumed since you speak like a child you wouldn't have known anything about it.

Now... how is this case a hoax? You realize "tree man" is just a "nickname" so to speak? He has large warts that have been growing for years.

[gregjockca1001]

dunk him in bleach and see what happens.

[nattytoia]

And hes asian

they mostly dont have much bodily hair

[nattytoia]

He was on Discovery, Dickhead

[jahpivo]

so why is he perfect shaved with all this "wood" in his face... i think its fake

[VanhaUkki]

Oh...my...god.

[GRRilyoou]

i bet he wuld love to just be normal agen :( poor guy. ppl shuld just treat hm as equal as evrywun else not so singld out.

[SXITony]

yh,this is so sad

[moontazz]

Aha!This one is the hand that I saw in my school's news board!And I have this primary 2 boy says,"Hey!Look!That's a zombie!A weirdo!"

*sad*

[SL1NGSHOT222999]

sad very sad

[goodgoobelygoop]

Doesn't he know that smoking is bad for his health?

[sunsigil3510]

poor guy

[liu7]

Its not actual wood, those are misformed wraths which look like wood

[Master3Sap]

How strong is that hand? Wonder what would happen if it... hit you. o.o

[oFRoZENViPER]

It would hurt lol

[Minesr357pete]

it would be cool if...

-he was a military guy,or likes it,

then his hands still worked,then he could jus

blend in with trees and PWN!!

[cocoturgy2]

is that real!? o.o

[alvanpham]

he looks like the Thing, and would it hurt if he whacked someone with that?

[AFDparsons]

man i feel sorry for poor guy

[liam1socool]

dem hands wud b wel gd 2 pnch wiv

[tibiaroxxxx]

if i wa she i would take a knife and cut all the things away!

[jackqwe100]

get out

[scrumsie]

"BAAROUUUUMMMMM"....!

[V8Dino]

did he have sex with a tree?

[boombang234]

poor guy when im old enough i will find the cure

[tebLB]

wow i didnt think it was real untill i saw this

[hopeforthefuturesg]

that would be cool if it was weed u can smoke yourself up...but its not so that sucks

[generationsmusic]

look at the warts that would be horrible thank god for the doctor

[ImYourFan100]

U can look at his eyes how he feels...

thx the for the doctor he finnaly got help for all thse year

[Zblonk]

This tree man was smoking ?!

Wood + fire = MORE fire

[inogi339]

Watching the video makes my face, arms itchy. Thank God and thanks to the doctor, he finally got help!

Dear fella bro/sis, do not laugh, anything could happen to anyone. Pray for them!

God bless us all!

[sofakingawesome7]

i wonder... does he wake up with morning WOOD? i wonder what BRANCH his doctor works in. Maybe we should just LEAF him alone? i hope they get to the ROOT of the problem, and i hope they have diagnosed the right disease. If not, they are just BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE! omg i am so cool. but seriously this is sad.

[Force9988]

LOLOLOLOL

[micksquizzy]

@sofakingawesome7 you quit making fun of the poor guy you selfish moron OOH LOOK AT ME IM SO COOL shut up you idiot moron

[HELLOBARBRADEAR2]

@sofakingawesome7 I have a lot of respect for your comment there my friend- straight from the heart without false speaking. Some great clauses there though, brilliant in fact!

[pirulete15]

@sofakingawesome7 that is fucked up your not cool your a bitch

[Superflamer99]

Tree man :O

[C00kieM0nst3rNAM]

U dont have a heart u MOFO! what if that is u? i guess we can all call u a FAG...RIGHT?

[SingingWindbird]

he probably think the same thing bout u

[dede12116]

i saw all of his interviews he is sooo sweet and innocent.

big hug 4 u Dede..

i love u!!!!!

[saudKSA01]

so sad...please dont say a bad comment, never!!! god bless him. amin

[JBisBurninUp]

no offence but it almost makes me vomit! this is sad hope he gets cured :(

[dark212]

Oh, this guy has already been cured, i saw a whole documentary about him and actaully saw the doctor perform the operation and stuff to him.

[EduardoMaia]

The Tree can smoke!!!

[dieper2dieper]

got to admire this man's balls to continue.

[krazygoatsucker]

Poor guy. I feel so bad for him. I love you man

[domeee11]

im from Indonesia and please dont put a bad comment about him.. i think he is saved already.. done a surgery. this is an old case though

[EdgarV2008]

Ohh fuck...I hope he will be saved.

[GRAFFMASTERSPRAY]

this is my uncle.

[Justin67cadion]

dude it looks like he got covered in shit and hasnt cleaned up...

[joshuachan56]

Dont be so goddamn insensitive,man.

[OCTALKS2U]

Go to the master tree man...go to the Doctor of all doctors tree man...go to the King of kings and Lord of lords tree man. he can take life just like he can give it tree man. His name is Jesus Christ.

[Gemstonecold]

how does he get his cloths on?

they look in great shape no scratches?

and what happend when he cut his knee to make him grow these ''roots''

[goaliegurl2008]

wartie wart wart...

[nepgalbilolofan]

LIE

[domeee11]

not a lie.. im from Indonesia and i have met him before

[Pivotmakerman]

that just cant.... holy fuck!!!! :((((

[sariesquirrel]

thats so sad! it really is. he didnt look too happy about being photographed either. just let him be, gosh. =[

[boznian4life]

holy fuckkk

[tehswenooob]

wtf?!

[muge171]

good point! how does he fit his hand through his sleeve?

[boy273]

that's a wart... scary

[eyeheartpancakes]

.....'the fuck??

[poopiestick69]

that has to really suck i could never live like that

[zetton777]

How did he pass his arm through the sleeve?

[masterofva]

i said the same thang.

[187x69]

good point i wonder

[LavidaLocaM]

unbelievable...

[sashaervin]

poor man

[Noobnoxious]

OMG RESTO DRUID IRL  :O

[Boomvoyage10]

rofl!

[JCragan]

hahahahaha

[GenocydeOfLife]

does he have a stump dick?

[twinkiesauce]

lol dude dont joke that has to suck man

[ThaChingster]

LOL prolly.

No action for him

[rc5924]

Dude Asia is F'ED up!!! That whole continent needs to be bombed with like nerve agent or something that only kills humans, then resettled to an extent with civilized people. For real yo. Do a search for Elephant man, or Elephant man from China. This kind of shit doesn't happen in America, evidently the devil lives in Asia, jesus...

[IxBroncosxI]

Rofl.

[othokurisaki]

ei motherfucka.. stop the sick atitude..

[XxbossyliciousxX]

its look hurt

[OneInchSlap]

He got it because he cut his knee...That's fucking sad.

[PIECEOFMIND93]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thedirtycookie]

Imagine if he had like bioshock powers, he could make people into wood just by swinging his arm.

That would be so cool.

[chinchan2008]

what if he does it to you?

lol

[Thedirtycookie]

Id be like ''YOU BITCH! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!''

and then ill be a tree for 2000 years, then ill turn into human again but i got the same powers as he.

[EvzaP]

1:33

eew :S

[FunkyFreshLondonboy]

a hot chick should **** him,don't let him die a virgin....

don't u chicks wana get ****** by some real wood?lol oh yea

WHAT!!!??? its not genetic!?? its a VIRUS???? Holy ****! you mean i have a chance of turning into that!?.... TIME TO PANIC!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimm607]

a virus and a rare genetic fault... your chances are low... but i hope you get it... cos im a nice guy.