God Warrior Vomiting

[AliveSigns]

She who smelt it dealt it.

[Anon371]

Why is she scared of the Buddha? She looks exactly like him

[2010Jakeypoo]

Morning sickness?

[DJSexLeopard]

oh yeah God broke the dryer.

[natalie050110]

1:30 "GAZZZZ!!! What is it UGHHHHHHH! EHHHUGHHHHHHHH!!!! EHHHGGHHH! AYOGAHH!"

[Colin12475]

She got a whiff of herself and started to vomit. She doesn't bathe because she can't fit in the bathtub. LOL!

[Pareeeeesa]

it's the devil inside of her trying to come out hahaha

[halolamer]

dat ass 2:13

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

I went to a pentecostal school in Kentucky for a couple years and most of them behave like this. Always "vomiting" (more like dry heaving) and doing weird shit when they "sense evil". Bitches, it's because YOU are evil. YOU'RE the one "barfing out demons", not everyone else. Oh, and they like to pray over you while you're sleeping too. Creepy, the entire lot. Hide yo keeids, hide yo pets, hide yo self!

[lotusflower281]

She's obviously not used to stinky laundry- she must not do much work around the house. =P lol

[Poodleinacan]

@EddieMotorhead

[EddieMotorhead]

Well God Warrior, you might have your noose to close to your mouth?

[LoveIsCruel15]

This woman needs psychiatric help

[chiggero]

Relax guys, she was just cleansing the grounds of its spiritual demons

[ballelort87]

tickling feeling from head to toes? Thats called a stroke fatty

[jchizz4]

HEY GOD WARRIOR:

that weird feeling you feel? DIABETES and your ARTERIES CLOGGING

that stinking smell you smell? that's the SWEAT TRAPPED IN YOUR FOLDS

the reason why you vomited? cuz you finally realized HOW GROSS YOU ARE

[TylerFknMetal]

It's like in "Elf" when Buddy thinks the radiator is evil.

[imfml]

what a vile human being

[brancool88]

she was outside why didnt she trhwo up out there? lmao

[boobiejb17]

Lol look

[timarkus23]

@renofirvine ...Hell Yea.....

[spike1138]

"What is it?" - probably the aura left by fresh fruit and vegetables. I can understand if you're unused to it.

[DuncDerp]

my window was posessed. it blew on me. oh wait. it was open.

[SNDQwhiterabbit]

she obviously doesnt vomit enough so obviously there is something freaky about that dryer

[ericareneaxo]

Lmao. The dryer gave her an uneasy feeling?

Anyone else notice she's not really puking?

[HylianSpirit]

Never mind swamp ass, that's some fuckin' ocean ass.

[Maskanders]

It was probably the 7 extra large pizzas she had for breakfast

[klopek007]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

(Not the possessed dryer, but the crazy vomit lady comings towards us.)

[14lolful]

BOOMER!!!!!

[TheFinlandnator]

DAT ASS... *vomits*

[MasterShake43]

maybe the smell of her fat folds made her vomit

[MyLittleStoney]

Be nice everyone she lost her daughter in a car accident after the show.

[ThallesNinja]

@MyLittleStoney Nobody cares!

[MyLittleStoney]

@ThallesNinja

eat a dicc FA6 bwoy!

[ThallesNinja]

@MyLittleStoney LOL pony fag

[MyLittleStoney]

@ThallesNinja gobble up my pony nuts ninja style =D

[xLostKoast]

Image her taking a shit! Hahaha!

[TheZombieXecutioner]

Did this over-reacting attention whore really have a show?

[nicolemonrue]

she probably has to use a jump rope for floss for that damn gap between her teeth

[Rihn000]

@nicolemonrue hahahaahahha

[cammio99]

Shes crazy

[ApatheticOmniscience]

she sounds like a pterodactyl

[Speechrights]

She probably ate 40 Big Macs, 500 French fries for breakfast and drank 3 gallons of Coke.

[EARLZ122]

i'd tap that fat ass lol

[TwistXUK]

God's warrior is a revolting piece of shit.

[lawkdowngg]

phantom smells are a sign of a brain tumor..........

[XxUnitedAsiansxX]

science created that dryer. dun dun dunnnnn

[mykylc]

High blood pressure, high bad cholesterol count, gout, fatty heart, fatter liver are just some of the things contributing to that uneasy feeling.

[mumpump]

You know that's the green slime being puked up.

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!"

[KIRA94000]

Well they did try to take the devil out of her by making her throw up.

Time for plan B lol

[TheMightyP00tis]

2:15 DAT ASS

[taffwob]

Maybe she has bulimia?

[LordVader89]

This woman obviously has some sort of mental disorder. She has rapid mood swings with unexplained vomiting.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@LordVader89

She has a mental disorder, alright. it's called Christianity. That also explains here 'hateful bitch'-syndrome.

[Leidachinaman]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH ZING.

[MySensualWorld]

It is better to vomit out demons than keep them inside!

[insanewarlock666]

how does this fatass animal shit? how does she clean her asshole? xD holy crap....

[blackvenomnicole]

shes is the most beautifulest girl i have ever seen in my life lol

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

2:13 -that ass must be the portal to hell.

[snitchnjabbajaw]

@thecritiquevirtuoso That was fucking funny

[MrUKfan1993]

Now if she only did that 1,000 more times she'd be in shape

[lotusflower281]

Those were some of the most ungodly sounds I've heard. lol

[adamlovesbmws]

When she heard that noise in the dryer, what she didn't realize was that when she was scarfing down her chocolate cake she dropped her fork in the dryer (bc she was eating whilst washing clothes bc she was bored) and now she forgot that she left it in there. The end :D

[temujin667]

ventriloquist dummy activity in the area will cause this. john 2:34

[ariel12955]

Before Jersey Shore, we had wild snorlax christian ladies barfing demons for reality tv.

[Makargo123]

@ariel12955 LMFAO!!

[ariel12955]

@Makargo123 And you know this is true ;P

[stoopidfamily1]

she smelled her self



[lotusflower281]

haha, everyone calls her God Warrior lol. I don't know why but I just find that funny.

[MEareCAT]

Lol she's trippin

[MrArokOleary]

Perhaps the dryer is... broken? like the motor fucked up and that's what smells now? NO NO NO it HAS to be possessed!!

[lyriclex]

i think she wants to be possessed.

[bexkerable]

she smelled dick

[BigDuke6ixx]

Just imagine how disgusting her cunt must be!

[windex1234]

Reminds me of my neighbor MONIQUE.

[MrKingMP]

Lmfao. 

[goldenthroat86]

Baby got back!

[xavierspade666]

"Guys!" "Guys!!" "Guys!!"  (bluuuueeech!! and other vomiting noises)

[Banderson906]

I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

[Anon371]

Why is she scared of the Buddha? She looks exactly like him

[19pf19]

@Anon371 Nah man, buddha's sexier

[maninblacklucifer]

@Anon371 No way!! Buddha is infinitely better looking

[christiskingofall]

I rebuke this in the name of the LArd!

[dsim200000]

@christiskingofall xD

[helloitsandiistar]

LMFAOO!@!O!!! ojrsfkefjkjkekewfjroewsfroefor­ef!!!! OH MY GOD!!! :DDD

[goldenthroat86]

Maybe she forgot a tampon in her pussy and now it's all stanky!

[dsim200000]

@goldenthroat86 maybe she dropped a condom in the trash and it stunk up the house!

[chosenman90]

it must be the 42 tacos she ate from taco bell for breakfast

[neil73]

Check out that ass at 2:12 - Like the back end of an overweight mare!

[lurch321]

She's literally spewing her hatred here.

[mrmocko]

IT'S A BOOMER!!!

[z0mb13t4c0]

@mrmocko ahaha THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!! :D

[MusicalMigraine]

Her ass could control the tides. And I have a feeling that the smell was coming from her... Just a hunch.

[georgeNconrad]

Damn her ass is huge

[xknightmage]

Lmfao she probably smelt herself.

[8MCDonalds8]

Notice she didn't notice the stink till she lifted her chin? She looks like David Letterman's sister, and a couple hundred. The kid running through the grass is so fat you can hear the footsteps from about 20 feet away, shit!!!

[djsandra1]

@8MCDonalds8 haha.....I loved the little note about her relation to that Letterman fag

[ThemBart]

She probably starting to smell her rotting bacon stucked in her teeth. Fucking fat ass bitch

[pthizzy12]

"Guys!..what is itEEUCK.....BLEEUUUCCCKK" LOL

[Shadowbane3]

This...is perhaps..the funniest thing ever.

[ythnkupollyprsypnts]

She NEEDS to throw up.

[Cedricfollyman]

...I guess she forgot to wipe her arse that day.

[ForceRecon198]

@Cedricfollyman LoL, her ass was probably a little more "dark-sided" than usual that day.

[BentOnTheCross]

I throw up all the time from 2c's- throwing up is fun!

[azntranc3951]

nothing 'stinks'....you're having a stroke

[contactbotman]

Maybe the freshness of their beautiful home and ways of doing things opened up her nose where she could smell, But soon after she smelled her nasty self, Then couldn't get away from the smell. Who has the damn fabreeze?

[IDoNotBlameYou]

@contactbotman HAHAHAA!!

[efremch0]

Wow, you need at least 25 ppl raid to take down this boss.

[Maialeen]

"GAZ! GAZ!? GAAAAZ!! This is like, real!"

She even looks like she smells.

[8thPrincessofHeart1]

If people believe that this is what a Christian is, then they are mistaken. This woman is obviously acting like a moron to garner attention. It's funny as heck though. XD

[mynameisDavid92]

DAT ASS.

[shaker2000]

2:10

Soz4owned

[littletonfields]

If she threw up more often maybe that big ass would shrink.

[Makargo123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! THUNDER ASS!!!

[manowar40]

It's your lower lip!!!

[MsShygirl25]

it was probably her big ass that smelled so bad, you know she cant wash back there properly!!!

[spacedragonsinspace]

lose weight move more eat less thunder ass

[DOESshotguns]

her head is a m&m and her body is a Truck tire

[chris97951]

was she really throwing up?

[sebc2s]

Boomer! Melee before shooting!

[mynameisDavid92]

@sebc2s SO.... MUCH..... WIN.....

[ChangingTheSpectrum]

She has a very...uneasiness.

Truly Christian intelligence at its best.

[LazerChicklets]

huehuehuehue.... silly christians

[pugskreationz]

she has a true colgate smile

[alexandermccarthy]

That woman has the arse of a rhino, and the face of a sad clown. Luckily the gap between her teeth is so big, the rotting lamb chop that got wedged inside her mouth folds, just shot right out when she puked.

[dragonwarlord69]

that uneasy feeling from her toes to her head was her extremely high blood pressure. dumb bitch

[spacecase3196]

Its the smell of the devil. lol

[BadassYNC]

Big Fat Cunt, hope she dies soon.

[GameTreats]

DAT ASS

[rvggarcon]

@prayawaythegay3 Satire? LOL

[Josh34583]

@rvggarcon Yep.

[quadshow]

that smell is probly the shit you cant wipe out of your fat ass

[phunkyphantom619]

where about in the bible does it say you cannot be gay, how do we know it was not Adam and Steve in the first garden of heaven. Satan himself is a fallen angel so this proves that heaven is not the holiest of places. and Christian does tell us to respect each others beliefs, Jesus himself respected the romans even thow they persecuted him. Christianity is a loving religion but it is spoil and tainted by the likes of you and your extremist views, you should not be aloud to call yourself a folower

[phunkyphantom619]

@prayawaythegay3

okay, first off "It is very likely that the dryer is under demonic/satanic power" you must be joking about that, it runs of a thing called electricity:) secondly pagans do have a god, and it is well knows that Christ was born sometime in June/July ,but his birthday was moved to 25th December to directly break up the pagan winter celebrations, and doesn't Christianity tell us to to welcome each others religion and beliefs, religion is a way to control the masses. science = key.

[phunkyphantom619]

@prayawaythegay3

are you actually being serious?

[Mattey10101]

are you kidding me

[Mac1634]

Cool, she only has to puke another 70 million times before she's at a healthy weight. Maybe that's not a good thing though...when something as heavy as a star collapses it makes a black hole... I have an uneasy suspicion the same would happen if this fatass were to drop all that weight at once.

[arasharfa]

anger management problems? my dad had them too, but he didn't blame it on demons and doarksided stuff, he blamed it on me. i respect that.

[nughumper69]

1:30 What is eh-augggh!

[zeltarg]

How the **** does she walk?

[phunkyphantom619]

@zeltarg she doesnt.. she waddles

[Vaginold]

orrr.

girl: MARGARET DONT GO NEAR THAT CANDLE!!!! *GASP*

Margarets famous last words: In jesus name, I pray!

*VOOMP*

*margaret goes alite*

girl: HEY DADDY, LETS HAVE PORK FOR DINNER!!

ITS ALL READY!

[Vaginold]

her bowels haven't been drained for years and when she farted she almost killed herself!

girl: MARGARET DONT GO NEAR THAT CANDLE!!!! *GASP*

***ATOMIC EXPLOSION***

[Vaginold]

BIG!!!

[Vaginold]

one of those ass cheeks is equal to an australian country road size 16!

[swooningtree]

GAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZ!

[Pianofy]

Eating disorders can be tough sometimes

[AnoMundi]

Stop eating and you'll stop vomiting! Easy, right?

[AnoMundi]

The dryer is DORK sided! LOL

[tymk345]

that is a lot of ass

[zoeviktorgolding]

I just LOVE how the kids don't give a shit lol

[xxdylanxscreamxx]

she bent over and i did some throwing up of my own

[mikeykm1993]

the kids are just like 'WTF?'

[truthteller75]

smelled her own breath

[sleeper576]

oh no this is NO!

[Chunkfuck1]

she's in paranormal activity 2's house...



[LifeAsDanielle]

It's said when demons are around you can smell shit. Maybe a demon was fallowing her.

[bobomchobo]

You could parallel park between those teeth.

[manmpeanut]

this is blasphemy! iF YOU WERE A REAL WARRIOR FOR JESUS CHRIST THERE WOULD NOT BE GARGOYLES AND A BUDDHA SITTING OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE THAT IS NOT GODLY YOU ARE A UNDER COVER WITCH AND YOU NEED JESUS

[LadyBria1996]

@manmpeanut This is wife swap -_- Shes not at her house. Shes at another families. Dumb ass.

[1234blahluv]

uuuuuulyaaaaaaaaaaaa what is it? uuuuuuuuylyyyyaaaaaa what is it? what is it? what is it?

omg that's fucking funny.

[hrdstylr]

CHOKE!!! you fat religious delusional fuck. keep your dumb ass prayers 2 yourself.

[moonwitch1981]

i know why she threw up, wasn't used to doing any work....

[jptothetree]

It's probably the stench coming from her fat pores from all the KFC she no doubt-ibly eats.

[Hardwyre]

This is the definition of an attention whore.

[quappauq]

Damn, her ass needs two time zones.

[trannyplus1]

OH MY GOD SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoldLightah]

I rePUKE it in the name of the lord!!!

[12Medbe]

@GoldLightah 2:14, she says "Oh God" right after she vomits. She really did rePUKE it in the name of the lord.

[dsim200000]

@GoldLightah "In Jesus name I PUKE!"