A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 5

[annabeth56]

"YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!!" *swirls*

lol I said this to my sister yesterday when she hit me in the head. And I said quite flourishly, if I may say so! xD

[IAmGenerationPotter]

I am screaming in my hand so my mom wouldnt think im weird. Joe Walker is wearing a pink dress Your argument will forever and always be invalid.

[IAmGenerationPotter]

What did the SOS sort Harry in?

[MerdyGee1818]

I LOVE GOYLE!<3

[nintendolayton37]

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER????? :)

[muchachascreamfat]

when lauren walked in i screamed at the top of my lungs. the bad thing is that my family was home and are looking at me weirdly.......oh well.:)

[GablesHorse]

JOE WALKER + VOLDEMORT + DOLORES UMBRIDGE = SEXY MAN!

[SnarrySiremus101]

AW MALFOY YOU LiTTLE SHIT! XD Dumbledore!!

[FearlessDreamer99]

I love how when Dumbledore tells the students to welcome Umbridge the audience is like, "ehhhhhhh..." but as soon as they see it's Joe Walker they're all, "wooooooooo!!!!" :D

[Mjsonegirl]

we take you little cuties and shoot you thoousands of miles up into the air on brooms where you bounce around big old balls and beat each other with long thick clubs.

[borntoit1]

Goyle: GET OVER HERE!

Wow. Scorpion much?

[123splash456]

MALFOY U LITTLE SHIT!!!!

[wweslytherindiva]

THANKS HERMI

[jtownx12]

"Insert funny quote from video here"

[whovianpotterhead01]

Draco: You are not permitted to touch! CRABBE GOYLE!!!

Goyle: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!!!!

Best line ever!!!!

[Gleefan918]

This was when I first realized that Darren's hair wasn't a wig. I spent the rest of the day scanning google images and a few months later, I made a tumblr

[deamonnight955]

Ron's bicurious to <3

No Blaine! We know you're gay!

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

The girl who plays Malfoy is fucking brilliant :)) My favourite character in these musicals!

[79250marion]

27 dislikes ? Thanks Hermione !

[MultiKitty234]

Did any one else hear Goyle screaming Rumbleroar at 3:57?

[BlazetheFireDragon]

I can't decide who's prettier...

Joe Walker shirtless and wearing tights,

Joe Walker in a hot pink dress

Joe Walker dressed as a penis...

(I'm a girl btw...yeah, my username's a bit misleading XD)

[spyro2060]

@BlazetheFireDragon Joe walker shirtless and wearing tights! XD

[GoyleRules13]

no one undermines DRACO MALFOY...

aw, draco u little shit!!!

[GoyleRules13]

being the president of the jim povolo fan club, i can't stop watching 1:56 over and over again...

Oh, Goyle rules...

[Onehorsepotterzoe]

27 dislikes ,must be the Dementors of azkban

[emogirl456100]

Is it weird that I find Draco hot, even though he's played by a girl and that I find Umbridge hot though its a dude crossdressing? There's only one thing to say at a time like this, WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?!

[kgimson864]

7,777 likes. O.o this really must be a Harry Potter spoof.

[tarynt98]

So. Was Malfoy sorted as transgender????

[ScottishBrat4Eva]

Only Joe Moses can pull off that exit!!!!Joe your awesome!!!!

[781chris]

LOOK AT THAT CUP!

I'D FEED MYSELF TO ARAGOG'S CHILDREN FOR THAT CUP!

[CathyP1994]

3.20 You wait till my father hears about this... gotta LOVE lauren lopez !!!

[MusicCookieholic]

omg snape's like the best character everrr!

LMAO this is sooo funny. i totally love it!

but snape...omg can't describe it...:DD

[BookPhreak101]

5:20 Draco's face!

[PinkPanther5051]

I love dean's face after seamus talks about what he heard about umbridge

[PinkPanther5051]

I love how it's only with lupin that the kids cover their ears when he swears :)

[ihatehumansx]

Thumbs up is you couldn't stop laughing at 4:49 XD cuz I still can't stop

[sunnygirl523]

thumbs up if u bloody screamed when draco appeared lol:)

[WeasleyBiliusRonald]

Neville is actually quite cute!

[bleachmustliveon]

o god malfoy gets all the best lines.......hes tooo funny :')

[lovegood52]

Thumbs up if you wanna skip to 1:30 to see what malfoy is like

[MEbesti]

Goyle will always be one of my favorites "Who dares disturb my slumber?!" "Look at that cup! I'd feed myself to Aragon's children for that cup!"

[JupiterCarousel]

@MEbesti YOU BASTARD. IT'S ERAGON. DISRESPECT.

[SNSDFLH4ever]

@JupiterCarousel I thought it was Aragog (the giant spider in the Forbidden Forest) :O 

[starbuckspoet]

joe walker has skinnier legs than me. defeat.

[misssstarkid]

@starbuckspoet

and they look better in a dress! :(

although he does pull it off fantstically. Props to Joe

[xxMusicLuver34xx]

Harry: Hate Gryffindor house? *stands up* Get out of my face Malfoy!!! *Shoves Malfoy to the ground* Hermione: Harry NO!!! Draco: *says while getting up and twirling* You are NOT permitted to TOUCH! Crabbe! Goyle! Goyle: Who dares disturbs my SLUMBER! Crabbe *sticks tongue out and waves wand* LOL

[xxMusicLuver34xx]

"So the rumors are true. It's Harry Potter the famous BASTARD. My name is Draco Malfoy. I'm a racist, I despise Gingers and Mudbloods, I hate the Gryffindor house, and my parents worked for the man who killed your parents. Want to be my friend?

[wolfywithfigmment]

@xxMusicLuver34xx Draco is such a hypocrite because dobby was his father.

[wolfywithfigmment]

@xxMusicLuver34xx Yes i will be your friend Draco

[123splash456]

@xxMusicLuver34xx OK!!! ;)

[custosdelucerna]

@xxMusicLuver34xx

Don't you just LOVE draco?!

[DarrinCriss1996]

only joe can pull off a hot pink dress

[henani123]

Mouthed "you won of a bitch"

[henani123]

Did anyone else notice when snape mentioned the astronomy club Lupin mouthedn"

[brenda148100]

GASP!

[pinkopalrose]

my and my best friend don't remember how we became best friends, I know like to believe that I walked up to her and said "My name is Draco Malfoy, I am a racist I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate Griffendor house and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?" sounds ligit to me

[ThePheonixSong]

Lol! "I'll make it work." also,are they all wearing their graduation robes? XD

[jammyoopas98]

7:06

i live for this moment.

[jammyoopas98]

@jammyoopas98 sry i was off: 7:07

[superlols96]

All these people are like give me x amount of likes and I'll roll around like Draco malfoy.... noobs I already do that! On the bus at school in the kitchen you name it!

[superlols96]

Lol all these people are like give me x amount of likes and ill roll on the floor like draco malfoy..... noobs I do that all the time, in class, on the bus, walking to school, in the movie theater, the mall you name it I've done it

[jammyoopas98]

@superlols96 its n00bs not noobs.

pwned u n00b.

[AcmSpud]

3:21 Random Goyle/Dumbledore hug FTW.

[epicshrimpgerald]

ROTFLDM roll on the floor like draco malfoy

[Juvelyn99]

How Snape runs is so funny

[bloxy006]

snape:...And the effects on certain professors.

Lupin: (mouths) son of a bitch

[jammyoopas98]

My name is Draco Malfoy

I am a racist

I do not like gingers or mudbloods

My father works for the man who killed your father, do you want to be my friend?

Y.E.S.

Like if you have already made a AVPM/AVPS facebook group!!!!

[bandgeeksrule696]

Like if you are in love with Malfoy despite the fact that he is a girl XD

[ALyssaGrayy]

do you want to be my friend?

[dabrown100]

25 likes and i will walk into class and say... YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!

[dabrown100]

LAUREN... Y ARE  YOU SO HILARIOUS? heehee you are NOT PERMITTED to touch!

[coloringwitheyeliner]

I can't believe none of them have gone 'LE GASP' when someone cussed yet. xD

[35bam]

I'm laying on my bed laughing and clapping when a character enters :)  Lol

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

"yay" awwwwww

[BlackieGirl07]

@allyarm pics or it didn´t happen

[DerpyDashPie]

Oh Draco <3

[IBswiMusic369]

"i heard that one time a dementor kissed her, and..it..died."

[JeziXOXOX]

i frickin love malfoy here, when i see the movie all ill think of is-

YOU ARE NOY PERMMITED TO TOUCH!

lololololololo ;)

[Bones4ever14]

this is just amazing..... i love this... its just amazing

[crispyshivs]

the entire time im watchin this show, i kept thinking "someone is missing." then joe walker enters, and all is complete

[mynaamee]

If this had been the first part, that sortinghat would have been a cardboard cutout with someone sticking his face in XD

[allyarm]

Lauren Lopez probably the only person who can make rolling around on the floor look cool..

[halfhippie]

BLOODY ASS! Dean get a look at this were in the same house as HARRY POAAA!!! Lolol

[MsBritish101]

did anyone hear someone yell RUMBLEROAR at 4:00 ?!?!?!

[katyaturchin]

@MsBritish101 i think that might have been malfoy/lauren lopez yelling

[elenitsa2011]

OMD LAUREN LOPEZ IS A GODDESS!*.*

[honeycomb97]

Darren at 4:00

UGH so hot <3

[LolWalrus]

"... and coach of the slytherin team, professor snape" "yaaaaaaay"

[Dottyspice]

'Thanks a lot hermy' xD

[42KillerBunny]

"Walk this way!" Me: O.O I am walking that way forever!!

[viatimmercury]

@42KillerBunny It's from Young Frankenstein :)

[RileyLizardbreath]

Get out of my face *push*

Gasp!!

[IloveJimmyBennett291]

The least succsessful harry potter movie made 9 million more than the most sucsessful twilght movie, but twilight was always winning the awards

[Hardtosayforever]

I CANNOT STAND IT EVERY TIME THAT DOOR OPENS TO REVEAL UMBRIDGE I JUST SCREAM ALONG AHAHHAHAHAH

[sallylovesCRonaldo]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Draco I miss him/her!!!!!

[SilveerStarr]

@allyarm- I would so walk into my friends saying "What the devil is going on here?" just for kicks.

[bobsterbabe]

The way Brian says "it's beginning" gets me every time.

[firegirl2202]

@allyarm and 150 + likes you should say "THAT'S ABSURD!" for a whole day before responding ;)

[HannahSalvatore123]

5:15 Why is there a Gryffindor sitting with the Slytherins, Ravenclaws and The Hufflepuffs?

[kirkie1996]

That: 'I'll make it work' line never fails to make me laugh...and yes...I watched 10 times over...and yes...I counted...

[allersmcgee]

20 likes and i'll walk into a room and yell MALFOY U LITTLE SHIT!

[SNSDFLH4ever]

@allersmcgee OMFG I'm dying xD Did you do it? xD

[maybetomoro]

@allersmcgee You have to do it twice since there's 40.

[Emocliae]

If I get 100 likes I'll feel like people on YouTube like me

[iloveyouxxx2]

@allyarm go on then

[HaunaMyKiki]

@bookwormkaity A straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.

[Chocobearization]

Like this if you have Facebook on the other tab!!! 100 likes and I'll dance into a room Lucius Malfoy style!!!!!!!!!

[PennyJarid]

Snape: walk this way! *all the slyitherin boys do the creep along with Snape* lmao

[cornonafork]

Lupin: You're full of shit, snape!

My mom, somewhere else in the house: Shit!

Lupin: I mean poopy.

Great timing.(:

[Zoey4223]

I love quoting AVPM & AVPS. Too bad no one ever gets it. 

[finchellover101]

@Zoey4223 Me too but lately I've done it sooo much people in my family start knowing what I mean!!!!

[fruitykiss23]

"I am a racist. I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?"

Gotta love Malfoy XD

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

You son of a bitch snape leave my husband alone

[rwilds23]

"You are not permitted to touch !"

[goddessworship97]

OMG Lupin looks like Westley from The Princess Bride!!!!

[Lashea43]

I swear when I saw that video of those two girls touching Darrens hair without asking I wanted to slap them both and say you are not permitted to touch.

[TheKimChannel13]

@CloverSheep417

he is performing the antirape walk

[CloverSheep417]

What is snape doing at the end????

[HPFreak777]

If I get 200 likes ill do the top comments AND ill sort a random kid in my class into Hufflepuff, and scream WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF!? at him :)

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

u can tell that they put something under lurens shirt to make her look flat chested LOL

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

50 likes and i will say "what the devil is going on herrreee" like snape every time i walk into a room. I MEEN IT!!!!!!

[EMM98AJP]

@marySTARKIDRANGER1 I do that anyway:)

[kikemaniatv]

Malfoy looks like ellen.

[moustachejoker99]

GASP! :O

[waterlily555]

Joe Walker is probably the only guy i know who can wear a bright pink dress and still look sexy in it.

[jfigueroa95]

@waterlily555 Oh good! I was scaring myself with how attractive I was thinking he looked haha

[kirkie1996]

@waterlily555 I quite literally could not agree more!

[THELexiLust]

@waterlily555 I know one dude (Jeffree Star) but Joe Walker is still sexier.

[HitandRun42]

THANKS HERMAN.

[geek2012]

Ah Malfoy you little shit!!! 2:55 lol

[gemmablvsu]

first voldimort, now daloris umbrige, thta guys not egtting a good rep lol

[dramastar1000]

i said to my little 5 year old brother once "you get into bed right now or i will spank your diapered tush!" in Dumbledore's voice and he was litterally rolling on the floor laughing! XD it was awesome!

[TheLeaf56]

the scarf was right:) he is gay in glee. I hate how they stole him from us starkids though:P

[kaayteelovesmusic]

'Ah Malfoy you little shit!' LOL gotta love Dumbledore

[Finchellover102]

@pjsrsnazzy oh well that was really good spelling for me!

[ihateyou143love]

look at that cup! I'd feed myself to Aragog's children for that cup!

[TheZiggirawk]

Only lauren should bother with an accent. Cockney seamus not necessary. It is kinda funny though...

[SchuesterSnape]

My parents worked for the man who killed your parents. Want to be my friend?

[riddlehorcrux6]

GET OVER HERE!= Mortal Kombat Referance

[TheSkittlesGood]

I'm a racist. I hate gingers. and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. want to be my friend? LMAO

[chichigirrl2]

Clevvertv: There will be a Twilight musical going on Broadway!

Me: 2:43

[elanor2006]

@chichigirrl2 Are you serious???? Or is that a joke???? Twilight musical?? And what next a theme park???

[chichigirrl2]

@elanor2006 Yup it's true. What pisses me off about it is that it's actually going on Broadway yet it's a spoof musical like AVPM and AVPS. That's just disrespectful to the theater IMO. Twilight copies everything Potter does >_>

a. Actors/Characters

b. Splitting last film into 2 parts

c. Musical

[drgnrdrgrl]

@chichigirrl2 Da fuq? I thought the whole Twilight phase was over with already...even with the last movie coming up (for which 2 parts was completely necessary), there hasn't been much hype for it. Twilight is gonna fail. They already tried to spoof Twilight, and the movie spoof was pretty damn bad. Oh, I cannot WAIT until the Twilight Musical...*heavy sarcasm*

[chichigirrl2]

@drgnrdrgrl Look back at your comment. There's a certain part of it that is gonna make you tear up a little bit. "I thought the whole Twilight phase was over with already". Well...hate to break it to you but it's rumored that there will be a 6th Twilight movie :/ I personally don't mind because the series to me is okay. but to you...2:43

[fanfictionfun89]

@chichigirrl2 The hypocrisy of Broadway and lawyers and the cheapness of twilight astounds me. OK They would never allow AVPM because of all the drama with copyright (not that I approve of steal J.K. magnificent work, just the double standard is lame) yet they jump on tw*light? W. T. FUCK!? You know why? Because the ONLY reason anybody still gives a fuck about twilight is because it keeps primping itself up! There is NO Wizard God Damned substance to that franchise and yet it conti

[fanfictionfun89]

@chichigirrl2 and yet IT is the first to get on Broadway for a musical?! I swear if Lauren Lopez wasn't in that (she still is right?) I would spit in it's face and spank it's cheeks as red as cherries!

[chichigirrl2]

@fanfictionfun89 it's literally Twilight's way of one-upping Harry Potter and it's literally pathetic. Coming from a fan of both, Twilight needs to know how to pull the plug and just let it die--just like Harry did. But no, Twilight STILL had to continue. In my opinion, what made AVPM funny was the fact that it was just a small group of teens getting together with only a budget of 100 bucks to make a hilarious musical. I wouldn't mind a Twilight musical, but just not on Broadway :/

[xXpurpletuesdayXx]

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!

[Panthuras]

"yeah you can tourture my friends all you want, but i will never, i will never be your friend"

[22scarlet221]

at 0:33 ron's eyes sparkles!!!!!

[mssmurphy24]

@TypeARCANGEL i have noticed that and i point it out to all myfriends

[mssmurphy24]

@PotterFan4Eva1 he says hermine one is a butt

[PotterFan4Eva1]

As many times as I've seen this, I cannot understand what Ron says at 6:40 ....

[TheNicole1403]

I barely realized that that was Joe Walker in a dress. 

[TheNicole1403]

I hated Draco, but then I started watching this.