Then if Peter got the gig...Wow....that would make him a sugar daddy among the girls with his viking beard.... Wow...If Brian Wilson (picther, fear the beard!) was a drummer YT would ban it then
Funny, but why the hell does Marlene Portnoy ALWAYS wear that black shirt when she's out on tour with them ? Every time I've seen her around, it's the same black top. Strange.
Beardsturbation
ReyCarmesi97 2 months ago 4
You guys are awesome !!
always a hilarious time !!
ChrisHaspeck 3 months ago
To get an orgams, MP needs a handjob in 5/8
rudess84 3 months ago 14
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH! x)
thepowerrr3 4 months ago
she produced an orgasm to mike!!
SERCHSOS3722 5 months ago
Alternate Title: Billy Gibbons inception replica....
OfivetwoekVeeDee 5 months ago
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OfivetwoekVeeDee 5 months ago
Then if Peter got the gig...Wow....that would make him a sugar daddy among the girls with his viking beard.... Wow...If Brian Wilson (picther, fear the beard!) was a drummer YT would ban it then
OfivetwoekVeeDee 5 months ago
Hahahahahaaha Love the title.
marHAVIK 6 months ago 3
mike,i think ur the only person in the world to get a beard job XD
MitchellBeazley 7 months ago
is that his wife? haha
tastefulphrasing 8 months ago
@tastefulphrasing yes, lucky bitch.
DustinShaneYounce 8 months ago
@DustinShaneYounce hey! hey! I'm jealous too, but she's so great! :')
anqipiqi 3 months ago
I guess you can say that his beard...
*glasses*
Come in handy.
BLooDCoMPleX 10 months ago 9
His beard is Marlene´s "Porntoy"! :D
Mike will always be my hero! Rock on dude! xD
MrSabian91 10 months ago
@MrSabian91 Lawl! Mike Porntoy.
shardprime 10 months ago
@shardprime Yeah, i like it. It came out by writing mistake. i wrote "mike porntoy" instead of portnoy! it was really funny! :D
MrSabian91 9 months ago 4
If she pulled any harder he would have turned into 1 of the ZZTOPS. LMAO!!!!
DYNAMICQUADDRUMMER1 11 months ago
nice reference to "pull me under" in the title :)
tigerhobbes2001 1 year ago 13
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hahahahaha!!!! that was stupidly brilliant.
Zoury 1 year ago
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Zoury 1 year ago
lol!
beardjob
CaRive93 1 year ago 2
I can hear John Petrucci laughing right at the end. xD
KornSOAD 1 year ago 16
WHY WAS THIS AROUSING?!
9000Ryan 1 year ago 4
she's good at this..
BlindFist 1 year ago 6
i need 1 of thoze XD
MitchellBeazley 1 year ago
I don't even know Mike. I don't even know...
Scorpiondesu 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I can't laugh it off!!!
DAJUMUSTARD 1 year ago
nice beard, pornoy!
Apemopo 1 year ago
jsahdhasjd , i wish to pull his beard , and take a picture ^^ , and mike, that voice! xDD he's so beautiful :/
twiggxsparrow 1 year ago
ohhhh Mike Porn-toy !!!
zzzzivan22 1 year ago 21
Mike Porno???
danielnahuelpi 1 year ago 11
LMAO
ACDCfreak666 2 years ago 4
it's sooooooooooooo cute...*_*
OctaPaddy 2 years ago 7
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i thought that marlene gives mike a blowjob on the bus
LOL
MG42able 2 years ago 5
beardjob xD
caralhotephoda 2 years ago 180
omfg lmao
theevhdisciple 2 years ago
Haha dang DT rocks
nbowler49 2 years ago
Funny, but why the hell does Marlene Portnoy ALWAYS wear that black shirt when she's out on tour with them ? Every time I've seen her around, it's the same black top. Strange.
jennaboon 2 years ago
Man, that is TOO funny. Mike is the greatest.
jkerrigan1990 2 years ago 4
Portnoy is like my dad..he keeps looking younger as he gets older. Maybe he took up bike riding too..
100Underscores 2 years ago 8
Didn't realise you had the wives with you too?
Or was she just stopping by?
RyanTheMusicMan001 2 years ago
this turned my girlfriend on. im being fucking raped
AudunYT 2 years ago 132
hahahaha lmao dude xD
missghotica 2 years ago
HAHAHA
JeanDenisCote 2 years ago
@AudunYT
You're so fucking full of win! Go AudunYT's girl!!
AlbertoLaiho 1 year ago
One of the greatest tour videos thusfar!
StickMichael 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH
osmosis2259 2 years ago
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MP: I'm too sexy for my beard!
casaroli 2 years ago
aHAhAhAhAhAhAHA
persini 2 years ago
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You crazy bastards!
tertiumsquid 2 years ago
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what a retard
brianruyle814 2 years ago
AUHAAHHAHAHAH
sdfdsv 2 years ago
OMG!!! LOL!!! XD Mike you're the best!!! And you're the sexiest man all over the world!! :D
antonelladream 2 years ago
lmao - MP is a dirty bastard hahahaha
MarkRiches 2 years ago
Beardfish.
:(
RelentlessEwok 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD
Oh my God.... 0:17
I can't stop laughing XD XD
I must say this: Mike is too sexy =D
ladyLaBrie 2 years ago
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ladyLaBrie 2 years ago
LOL MP! FTW!!!
m3rg3 2 years ago
ROFL!
THEJohn187 2 years ago
Thanks for posting this Jordan :)
Happy 15th Anniversary Mike and Marlene !!! Here's to many many more happy years together with the kids !
Love,
Caroline
lutima 2 years ago 6
que capo portnoy!
saludos from argentina!
crazygring
crazygring 2 years ago
BEARD THEATER
sxeoptic 2 years ago 9
That's not creepy at all.
endlessintertwined 2 years ago
Careful there are children watching
funkygibbonsdotnet 2 years ago
Mike Porntoy sextape !
Meteorotaki 2 years ago 8
LOL mike
MotionOrbProductions 2 years ago
i wish i could pull mikes beard like that
poryon2 2 years ago 2
"go harder oh yeah thats good" LOL x2
dyinghorse7 2 years ago
lol
XxAcousticSamuraixX 2 years ago
WTF, LOL
TetragrammatonRecord 2 years ago