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  • Beardsturbation

  • You guys are awesome !!

    always a hilarious time !!

  • To get an orgams, MP needs a handjob in 5/8

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH­AH! x)

  • she produced an orgasm to mike!!

  • Alternate Title: Billy Gibbons inception replica....

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  • Then if Peter got the gig...Wow....that would make him a sugar daddy among the girls with his viking beard.... Wow...If Brian Wilson (picther, fear the beard!) was a drummer YT would ban it then

  • Hahahahahaaha Love the title.

  • mike,i think ur the only person in the world to get a beard job XD

  • is that his wife? haha

  • @tastefulphrasing yes, lucky bitch.

  • @DustinShaneYounce hey! hey! I'm jealous too, but she's so great! :')

  • I guess you can say that his beard...

    *glasses*

    Come in handy.

  • His beard is Marlene´s "Porntoy"! :D

    Mike will always be my hero! Rock on dude! xD

  • @MrSabian91 Lawl! Mike Porntoy.

  • @shardprime Yeah, i like it. It came out by writing mistake. i wrote "mike porntoy" instead of portnoy! it was really funny! :D

  • If she pulled any harder he would have turned into 1 of the ZZTOPS. LMAO!!!!

  • nice reference to "pull me under" in the title :)

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  • lol!

    beardjob

  • I can hear John Petrucci laughing right at the end. xD

  • WHY WAS THIS AROUSING?!

  • she's good at this..

  • i need 1 of thoze XD

  • I don't even know Mike. I don't even know...

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I can't laugh it off!!!

  • nice beard, pornoy!

  • jsahdhasjd , i wish to pull his beard , and take a picture ^^ , and mike, that voice! xDD he's so beautiful :/

  • ohhhh Mike Porn-toy !!!

  • Mike Porno???

  • LMAO

  • it's sooooooooooooo cute...*_*

  • beardjob xD

  • omfg lmao

  • Haha dang DT rocks

  • Funny, but why the hell does Marlene Portnoy ALWAYS wear that black shirt when she's out on tour with them ? Every time I've seen her around, it's the same black top. Strange.

  • Man, that is TOO funny. Mike is the greatest.

  • Portnoy is like my dad..he keeps looking younger as he gets older. Maybe he took up bike riding too..

  • Didn't realise you had the wives with you too?

    Or was she just stopping by?

  • this turned my girlfriend on. im being fucking raped

  • hahahaha lmao dude xD

  • HAHAHA

  • @AudunYT

    You're so fucking full of win! Go AudunYT's girl!!

  • One of the greatest tour videos thusfar!

  • HAHAHAHAHAH

  • aHAhAhAhAhAhAHA

  • AUHAAHHAHAHAH

  • OMG!!! LOL!!! XD Mike you're the best!!! And you're the sexiest man all over the world!! :D

  • lmao - MP is a dirty bastard hahahaha

  • Beardfish.

    :(

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD

    Oh my God.... 0:17

    I can't stop laughing XD XD

    I must say this: Mike is too sexy =D

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  • LOL MP! FTW!!!

  • ROFL!

  • Thanks for posting this Jordan :)

    Happy 15th Anniversary Mike and Marlene !!! Here's to many many more happy years together with the kids !

    Love,

    Caroline

  • que capo portnoy!

    saludos from argentina!

    crazygring

  • BEARD THEATER

  • That's not creepy at all.

  • Careful there are children watching

  • Mike Porntoy sextape !

  • LOL mike

  • i wish i could pull mikes beard like that

  • "go harder oh yeah thats good" LOL x2

  • lol

  • WTF, LOL

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