ALL CHURCHES are under the rule of satan at this time; 1 Peter 4:17 and 2 Thessalonians 2, among many other verses throughout the King James Bible. Remember God did not always have and use churches; first He used individuals like Noah and Moses, then it went to the nation of Israel, then it want to the churches in 33AD until 1988, when the church age ended. God is done with ALL CHURCHES, I REPEAT, ALL CHURCHES NOW RULED BY SATAN BY GOD'S PLAN. You can find all this in a King James Bible.
They forgot the 2 screaming kids with spit up on them pulling at each others hair & arguing about what toy they can bring & Mom running around changing them into their 3rd clean outfit while Dad is still in the shower, she still has curlers in her hair & her last pair of nylons half way up her thighs just about to catch a snag & needing a moment to breast feed kid number 3 while Dad is STILL in the bathroom taking his time shaving & the toast burning smell in the background & baby needs a change
Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
What kind of lunatic would make a rape victim marry her attacker? Answer: God
Great video but you didn't mention the fellowship that also occurs before and after service. To me, checking in with people to see how they are is just as important.
I always try to get to church early so I can get in the 2nd row in the front. I like being close to the Praise Team when they raise the roof Praising the Lord!!
I bet the Praise Team loves the fact that you are always there enjoying the praise an worship too! As a member of a Praise Team, peopl like you are a real encouragement! God bless.
Trust me no one was speeding in the video. The driver pressing on the gas petal is just there to show that the person is driving to church. It is just an effect.
The church loved it and it made the point of not being late to church.
im gay.
alexthomsonuk 2 months ago
Coffee in Church?
anthony42906 8 months ago
coffee in church? lol :P
jangel2771 8 months ago
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ALL CHURCHES are under the rule of satan at this time; 1 Peter 4:17 and 2 Thessalonians 2, among many other verses throughout the King James Bible. Remember God did not always have and use churches; first He used individuals like Noah and Moses, then it went to the nation of Israel, then it want to the churches in 33AD until 1988, when the church age ended. God is done with ALL CHURCHES, I REPEAT, ALL CHURCHES NOW RULED BY SATAN BY GOD'S PLAN. You can find all this in a King James Bible.
mrskarenkatz 1 year ago
Obviously something that the residents of SoCal are capable of ever doing: being on time!!!
trocaria 1 year ago
They forgot the 2 screaming kids with spit up on them pulling at each others hair & arguing about what toy they can bring & Mom running around changing them into their 3rd clean outfit while Dad is still in the shower, she still has curlers in her hair & her last pair of nylons half way up her thighs just about to catch a snag & needing a moment to breast feed kid number 3 while Dad is STILL in the bathroom taking his time shaving & the toast burning smell in the background & baby needs a change
Tavlo 1 year ago
wonderful!!
JonasHillsongFan1993 1 year ago
that didn't really encourage me... just made me think about how much time i waste getting to church.... and then leaving however long after.
KidOnTheNet 1 year ago
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Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
What kind of lunatic would make a rape victim marry her attacker? Answer: God
muzzleflash59 1 year ago
There is no god
JUANMO94 1 year ago
NOTHING FAILS LIKE A PRAYER
tableturns77 1 year ago
@tableturns77 Omg that should be on fail blog!!!
SirAvalord 1 year ago
yes it is possible. but why should I?
xomiakas 1 year ago
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@xomiakas Who should you not?
Shoots1978 1 year ago
i luv church
borntolive6 2 years ago
you should really fade out other people's license plates, u do get into trouble for it ^^
pabulica 2 years ago
WE are the church, so we are always on time. :)
ChristianNewsWatch 2 years ago
Yea it says "we" not "me"
cesar454 2 years ago
Great video but you didn't mention the fellowship that also occurs before and after service. To me, checking in with people to see how they are is just as important.
rhv201 2 years ago 2
Fair enough, but we were focusing on reminding the people that wander in an hour late that they should try to get to church on time.
askbros 2 years ago 2
Oh yeah, very true. It's far better to get to church on time than late!
rhv201 2 years ago
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To many steps.. That's why I just stay home.. Lmao
Demineralize 2 years ago
I love it!
whammy850 2 years ago 4
I always try to get to church early so I can get in the 2nd row in the front. I like being close to the Praise Team when they raise the roof Praising the Lord!!
heavenboundiwillbe 3 years ago 7
I bet the Praise Team loves the fact that you are always there enjoying the praise an worship too! As a member of a Praise Team, peopl like you are a real encouragement! God bless.
rhv201 2 years ago
Well if I am an encouragement, then Praise the Lord! I know their testimonies through praise lift me up...GBY
heavenboundiwillbe 2 years ago
tomatoes juice with cereal+milk.. augh i never try it that in the morning... + caffeine, sugar and coffemate.
sfranky101 3 years ago
i love it
losan2 3 years ago 3
oh I saw someone speeding (pressing on the gas) to get to church. Hum, don't transgress the law while going to church it makes you look bad. :)
Shoots1978 3 years ago
Trust me no one was speeding in the video. The driver pressing on the gas petal is just there to show that the person is driving to church. It is just an effect.
The church loved it and it made the point of not being late to church.
oldmikey 3 years ago 3
hilarious :-) me, I'm always early, or still in bed... if I commit, I'm there- rock on, B
cartercomedy 4 years ago 2