The Most Awkward Boy in the World Goes to a Deli

[sillychick123]

HOW do these not have millions of views?? i laugh so much everytime i watch them

[wojtek0000]

corny.

[widgetboy]

It's Gabe!

[MsClaptonisgod]

Gaaaabe.

[Stupidnoobs360]

WTF

[ThatRandomNoob]

I'm on day 9 of my journey to find Biggator5's comment. I'm running low on water, and there is no bacon in sight.

[Ilikemustard]

@ThatRandomNoob

Hint: Ctrl+F

[littlegirloffire]

Gosh. Girl is creepy... but not even saying anything is creepy, too ^^

[lautour]

umm, she's crazy and who wouldn't be awkward there

[mbroevayda]

That was really unexpected. Insanely funny

[Kerpymon]

Her: Why dont you try the white, they feel like my tits.

Me: Excellent

[daemonboi2]

you're all retarded for not thinking this is funny

[thanksforthemessdick]

@daemonboi2 it doesnt matter what they "think"it simply is not funny...unless you're oh i dunno 6?

[IINesasta]

that... was funny?

[MYBATTLEBRIDE]

holy shit, is that gabe from the office? (in his younger days ofcourse)

[purplepimp777]

i woulda sat there... with a creepy look on my face and gently massaged the bread.....

[lageasy]

I woulda beat that bitch senseless with the loaf of bread. Then squeezed them titties to my hearts content.

[martyrdomcausespanic]

@lageasy wow. you must get a lot of sexual assault reports about you.

[SilkyMuggs]

As long as she doesn't end up sabotaging me in some way, I would definitely feel her tits..and then some.

[TamerlanePNR]

is that Gabe from the office?

[blackpython]

@TamerlanePNR Yeah it is

[deftdelivery]

@TamerlanePNR That IS the dude from the Office!

[Slic3R1]

*awkward silence*

[heightsgreen]

Her tits feel like a loaf of white bread ?? Poor cow !!

[blacksabbathgnr098]

"ill be the judge of that" is what he shouldve said

[Xianiable]

*backs away slowly* lol

[VMFA115Starloric]

He should have said "prove it"

[courte]

is that a signal?

[Coldchill81]

....

[partykrew666]

lol wat

[xxSeishuku]

I would have walked away too...

[drix641]

what is the begining music called anyone?

[BlaccBoii]

Just Tell Her You Want To Be The Judge Of That he kind of make its awkward too though LMAO!!!! His Reaction Was Pricless.... LMAO!!! I Mean That Would Catch Anyone Off Guard "YOU SHOULD BUY THIS IT FEEL'S LIKE MY TITS"

[xbandofgypsysx]

this is the best one

[sccrpros]

wtf ?

[BumbleMarkizme]

1. what tits?

2. he looks like harry potter haha

[TheOneTheOnlyBatman]

The only awkward thing about this video is actualy watching it, Shit.

[BigGator5]

I'd would have said: "I'd like to find out. Want to go to my place or your place?"

[smokey18031994]

no biggator5, no you wouldnt

[BigGator5]

You don't know me very well, do you?

[DpLogan]

hahahahahahahahahaha.....

[Gmancrap]

Wow still lame, This shits just random not funny to say the least.

[danielw1245]

i would accept the invitation!

[coochflaps]

favorite of this series so far

[gentlyweepin]

because that makes the bread so much better

[tetsuorocks]

I'd probably would walk away from something like that too. I would be inclined to think the woman had serious emotional problems.

[jd426999]

Talk about missing an opportunity. This is even worse than when the girl I worked with asked If I wanted to see her new boob job, while we were the only 2 in the offoce supply room, and I said. "im not sure" she said, "you're an idiot, and walked out" lol

[KanthonyG4]

lol say yes see what happens say no never get the chance say im not sure and get called an idiot LOL

[FeverishCalm]

Coulda been a trap! She could said "Perv!" or worse, had her friend video tape your ass, too. Sue ,you good.

[xxdarkrainx]

Well if she said "d o you wanna see it" it's willing lol, he couldn't get sued, if anything she would be for sexual hurrassment.

[pedrodemeurte]

@jd426999 hahahah dude that sucks!

[Friday032610]

@jd426999 N, Uh, YEAH MAN!! I wooda chased afta dat bich and punched her in da fuckin' grille!!! YEAH MAN!!!!

[abbeykroeter]

@jd426999 To bad girls don't know they're the cause of that confusion. Usually you hear them telling stories about some guy leering at their breasts, and "that's all the guy wants while you're talking to him... to look at your breasts, sex, etc..." So you think guys are prepared for when they totally turn 180 degrees and come on to a guy? Finally a guy is shy and their saying HE'S the idiot? He's shocked, you fools. And obviously she wanted something out of it to. She's the idiot.

[coldfarted]

@jd426999 carpe diem my brother... if a girl asks if you if you want to see her tits say "YES!!" with a big smile on your face. Unless she is ugly.

[bizichyld]

Should have asked her to prove it.

[ur0all0nuttas]

simple and brilliant

[cylinyamouf]

what a punk, i seriously woulda said "are you sure cos they're no where near as big" :-P

[pheznik]

my god i wish i could be him.

[dillydean]

holy shit i love these!!!!

[thekkl]

Man, I don't know if I could even handle that one that well.

[jaymcavoy8]

she said the white it feels like her tits

[HotBox93]

hahaha funny ! wtf

[fender102]

that was shit

[Bombdiggity207]

So far all the videos I've seen of him i'd do the same thing lol but I don't think hes awkward, he just attracks the awkward people

[kcal007]

holy shit i am dying laughing

i am friggin crying right now rofl that was great

[hitosawa]

IF U DONT MIND, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DID THEY SAY:d I M NOT VERY GOOD IN ENGLISH.... BUT I GUESS IT MAYBE SOME WORDS SOUND SIMILAR RITE ?:d

[hitosawa]

excuse me, what did they say? ~_~ i dont know what they r talking, but i can guess a little ... the last word she said like "tits"? ~_~

[ll45ACPll]

Girl: What are you buyin there, whole wheat or white?

Guy: Uh, whole wheat...

Girl: Well, why don't you try the white, cuz it feels like my tits

Guy:...

[hitosawa]

thanks a lot :D :) :) :)

just one more thing, i think there must be some kind of homonym here rite?

happy new year to u too

[ur0all0nuttas]

no

have you never had someone from your gender of choice say something that made you not know how to respond

[tomnevati]

Thanks for the closed captioning

[wiseguy5280]

Instead of silently backing off, I would have asked her if I could verify that.

[jibsjaystunescgy]

i dont get it wtf

[nyccarini]

hahahha that was great

[chainsaw745]

"DOOD DID YOU FUCK THIS BREAD?!"

[theangrysquirel]

hahaha from mystery team?? lol

[milatiadess]

um, lame? yeah and that boy wasn't awkward, the girl was. whatever.

[SquabbleBoyz]

The point of this is that awkward things happen to this poor boy.

[damienroman]

See, All these chicks are literally jumping for him Cuz hes fucking Hott!

I would do something like that too!

[edgeman247]

haha that was great! nice

[flipinay22]

LMAO!

[encryptedsignal]

I used to be that way, then I got laid :)

[coldworld55]

seeing as HE's not the awkward one, the people all around him are, that's a not good thing. and who the hell talks about how much they've "gotten laid" on the web? What are you like 13?

[encryptedsignal]

yes.

[llama3ater]

lawl pwned

[Erinwolfrus]

I love how she just says the bread line as a matter of fact. The sky is blue. Grass is green. The Earth is round. White bread feels like my tits.

[trublgrl]

Uhm, was "This feels like my tits." supposed to be a come-on or something? Because I think it sounded like a woman saying "Hey, I'm out of my freaking mind, walking up to strangers in supermarkets and saying my breasts feel like bread, avoid any further interaction with me, because I might kill and eat your dog!" I thought his reaction was perfectly reasonable. This would have worked better without the title. Maybe the title "How not to pick up guys" would have worked as well.

[chickenoddle]

people with no sense of humor are the ones who dont get these sketches. the are only halarious :D LOL

[FillMoney]

Yeah and only fucking lame ass "awkward" people find this shit funny such as "chickenoddle"

[chickenoddle]

lol... im so late but thanks for the rebuttal. I guess there is no room for me amongst cool ass "idiots" as yourself... riiiiggghhhttt. LOL

[jjaacckkwweebbeerr]

do you think that your funny?

[kangarookllr]

hahahahahhahaah true

[letsallgetalong44]

I think it's funny.

[oliver655321]

That wasnt funny...half assed sketch

[heartbreaker5]

i love how he just backs away slowly

[otakuadd]

ha...

[CrazyJ513]

these things excite me

[RedArmorZero]

thank god this is got featured

[Colintabulous]

you need more good ones like this

[gogreen18]

hahahahaa!!!!

[narutogx123456789]

omg this was fukinn funny

[AForgetfulPromise]

WTF? lol

[thegreattacoman]

I don't really like most of these, but this one actually made me laugh pretty good.

[thegreattacoman]

I don't really like most of these, but this one actually made me laugh pretty good.

[icarolinecaroline]

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha lol

[tyleroakley]

BAHHAHAHHAHA.

[rlguardsammii]

uh its more like awkward girls and these are just stupid

[darkdeed10712]

I think he's the awkward boy because he attracts akward situations

[NoShit12]

i agree with you, his glasses, hair, men cloth makes him look ao awkward... lol :D

[taxtra]

Are you sure?  Let me check...

Honk! Honk!

[ImaginaryFatty]

Rofl. This one's the best, I don't see how you can call HIM the awkward one though! xD

[FutureFootballStar]

lmfao thats so funny

[likeBrain]

its between comedy and twighlight zone

[Grannn]

Something about her.... kinda turns me on

[Juanah92]

Her attitude.

[tadamori]

yeah. i would not have run away if i was awkward boy...

[Grannn]

Noticed the look on her face ?

[island47]

random... heh

[coliniar]

if i was him i would answer:so...can i touch your tits? just to see how the bread feels:D

[Jemini763]

Woah..He better then I did.

I prolly would of froze.

[Steinman991]

Fuck....................YOU!

[rambadibow]

I would have said "can I make sure?"

[POLITOED13]

hes cute

[emilyg21]

lol!!! awkward....

[paoloc99]

hmmm not funny

[katalanta1]

la bi zikim anlamadım :) ne oldu yani ?

[Godsprimechoice]

this is the funniest one yet

[manbitesdog1]

HAHAHA......

try the white it feels like my tits?!?!?!

what the fuck!?

[theslayergirl]

LOL that was the best one yet :3

[toxiclunch]

that was...one giant awkward moment...

[ParadoxPie]

hahaa that just made me rofl.

[jakubandmatt]

lol the lady is the awkward 1 lol

[elasg]

you have to watch all the videos!! all the videos are great

[jakubandmatt]

ya i know i think ive seen all the vcideos

[LesYeux8]

True that. This boy maybe a bit geeky, but it's the situations he finds himself in that are mostly awkward. Which, brings up the interesting question - does he find himself in these situations because he's geeky?  Or, does having been in these awkward situations cause him to become geeky?

[Vegetable4]

You're just a big bag of annoying, aren't you?

[Limited317]

He's Canadian.

[ThaDogg16]

And this raises another question: what came first, awkwardness or geekyness?

[SufiaI]

hahahaha

[xoxretrostardustxox]

and i thought my life was one giant awkward moment...

[Gangster240212]

funny

[EnterShikariRule2K7]

haha!

[AehBangDangup]

Good JOB.....Just great. What kind of camra are you using?

[jessv1083]

I've only seen a couple so far but this ones my favorite... hahaha

[polskiOgorka]

Lol I love awkward humour - ie the Office etc. It's understandable that some people don't get it.

[Lundadeuna]

Towns pretty low on bread.

[ClefairyOfDoom]

Hahaha! This one was great.

[sharonapple26]

i dont get any of these

[Mambo64]

This series is pretty damn funny. It's kinda subtle, but not really. Like Jack Handy, you either get it or you don't. LOL

[mechaslade]

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[FrazzleSnazzle123]

i dont get it

[Jr4594]

omg cant stop laughing... ok im done

[rkhalil]

Shannon O'Neil is awesome!

[goldsak]

Damn that's hot.

[BOOSTRED]

omg!

[digitalshark]

GREAT!

[vampyre55]

The look on her face after she says her line is priceless. I really love these video clips. Simple, funny and classic.

[ieatgooks]

AHHAHAHA

[YujiAoki4293]

THIS SHIT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

[kalsikum]

FUNNY!!!!!!1

[rebelt0y]

I'm from NYC (looks like that's where they're filming) and the women really are that forward. It's funny actually.

[NtrMssion]

LOl wtff

[Cid005]

XDDD

the way he walks away, so funny

for a moment i thought she was about to snog him

[anicaa]

ARE YOU ASIAN BECAUSE I AM HA

[999GriM666]

lol if that was carmen electra i would be like lemmie tell the difference

[MrInfinity8]

ahahaha

[loveallife]

haha that would be amazingly awkward. Poor dude.

[ironchopsticks]

whole wheat feels like Indian titties. Rye is Jewish titties. and Dark wheat is big black titties.

[warewolf801]

funny shit..

[katdisorder]

lmao (most fav. clip i've watched)

[grenadianmed]

He should have said, "I'll be the judge of that", and then squeezed her tits before running away...with the white bread.

[amechick4life]

he so shoulda squeezed her tit. omg. that would have been hilarious!!!!

[buffybabe0880]

Woo hoo!! These are hilarious! Lets see some more? How about ... Goes to the Gym?

[frazzetafan]

....AWKWAAARD

[Otaku636]

C'MON AWKWARD BOY, she totally wanted you to feel 'em

[FungusToes]

lol

back away slowly

[lindsayquyle]

These are amazing videos.