Hunt For Bigfoot Ep. 5: Bigfoot Evasive Maneuvers

[smoothstringsron]

Is this a comedy? Lol.

[RyanTheHunter]

@smoothstringsron I don't think so??

[ARK2932]

Ryan, you GOTTA teach me how to do move #3.

[RyanTheHunter]

@ARK2932 I'm coming out w/ an instructional video soon.  You'll see the infomercial.

[bcanfield20]

Have you ever thought of using alcohol as a tool to possibly impair or slow down a wise old bigfoot?

[victorrobrider]

oh well the show monsterquest had eyewitnesses that saw bigfoot in the adirondacks but they never went on a lie detector test

[BFResearchSE]

Thank God for you. I will now feel much safer except I may skip rule #6. That's the only one that doesn't seem like it will work.

[meinsla]

Were you ever in the military?

[RyanTheHunter]

No, but a lot of people call me and Army of One, because I am such a bad ass.

[victorrobrider]

but where in new york are yorksquashes adirondacks?

[RyanTheHunter]

YES! There are Bigfoots in New York, so beware. The maneuvers DO NOT work on Yorksquashes (scientific name for New York Sasquashes). They often carry tazers, or Glock 9mm Automatics. If you see one simply run for your life our weapons are useless against them. Old wise men and indians can often be found in steamrooms at YMCAs. Just walk up and ask them to give you instruction on proper use of your tool. They'll know what you mean.

[victorrobrider]

What about new york? are there any bigfoot in new york that i could use these maneuvers on? also are there any wise old men or indians that i could learn the art of the tommy hawk from?

[spookythunder]

If all ya gots is a tommy hawk, then you need your balls plucked right off ya boy !. Rule no 2 , remember no one no balls, which would mke you almost a unic.

[jevs87]

Genius or just plane crazy!?

and u look a bit like the cop out of scream! lol

[dirtyratmiller]

What if Bigfoot uses SARCASM? Would it be effective to simply point out life's sublimity, or should I use a more aggressive approach, like giving him a knuckle sandwich?

[RyanTheHunter]

You can NEVER go wrong with a knuckle sandwich. Ever.

[ChinleMiller]

Sounds like Bigfoot's looking for you in an airplane all throughout this video, hope it turns out OK, would any of those defense techniques work for that?

LMAO, pure genius.

[RyanTheHunter]

It's possible Bigfoot can fly airplanes. I heard he solved one of thos rubix cubes in Canada.

[ChinleMiller]

Well. that explains a lot, like the big hairy pilot I saw last time I flew PNW Airlines. He did a good job, especially when we flew over Oregon and he came on the intercom and started talking about places we could see out the window, he was all excited and talking about important landmarks, but all we could see were trees. Also explains the odor that permeated the plane and how quiet everyone was, even the little babies. Oh, and we never got any snacks, either...

[mankindonterio]

think you spent to much time in the bush lmao think you need to get laid or some thing sorry but i think you do.

[mankindonterio]

ok dont think a round ouse sweep wouldent make a diffrence if i was big foot think i will lagh to death watching this video

[mankindonterio]

worth a lagh or two so im into big foot but i wouldent think a tomahalk will beat a 8 foot creatcher like can break a normal man in two

[skyler729]

idk if he is crazy or trying to be funny!! but some guys that are like this... most of them are crazy!!

[MJenner]

My Dear Professor Thanks I will use them all - except for the crouching avoidance manouver - being a quadruped, the pather might think I'm "presenting" - thus leading to a thrill to end all thrills. Remember what happened to Homer in the ape's den in the Prank Monkey episode. Your friend and benefactor Jenner

[BamDammer]

LoL where can I get skilled in the ways of a tomahawk?

[RyanTheHunter]

Just ask any old wise Chinese man, or Indian. They all know the secrets of the tomahawk. But, you must prove your worthiness through a series of tests. I cannot reveal these tests to you for it would anger the old Chinese man that taught me... and he would know if I told you because old Chinese men know everything. everything.

[maskuwear]

Hell yeah good stratagies, you should give us all tips on what to do in case of an alien attack or one of those sneaky abductions ! Ps I dont realy have aids, but wolf shirt is remarkable, thanks wolf shirt! Keep up the great work Ryan. I will tell my friends about these instructional vids! I've been workin on the dubblestick pinecone attack , was that one of yours I cant remember ?

[AssaultFireThreat]

HAHA!! NEVER WILL RYAN SUBMIT THE TRUE SECRETS!!!! Well...maybe for $19.95+SH

[RyanTheHunter]

The shipping and handling is for the complementary pinecones I send with the secrets.

[RyanTheHunter]

Ah yes, the doublestick pinecone attack. I developed that technique when I was 6. I was attacked by a lion in the jungle and I saw a bright light and a voice said "Pick up two sticks and hit it as hard as you can. Then throw pinecones at it." I'm pretty sure it was my dead uncle joe he used to throw pinecones everything. Good luck my son.

[AssaultFireThreat]

This is great , I hope you go hollywood. You should try to scare bigfoot with Wolf Shirt .Ever since I got wolf shirt the girls claw at my eyes & crotch, thanks wolf shirt

[maskuwear]

Wolf shirt cured my aids

[gregggiddens]

I tried the tuck and hide when the wife wanted me to change our kids dirty nappy and wow it works well i never have to change a dirty nappy again with this new cool move :) keep up the good work

[RyanTheHunter]

Yeah, I forgot to mention how good that maneuver works on other simple creatures like skunks, turtles, beetles, and women.

"Get somewhere high" works good on 'em too 'cause their so short.

*Note: be careful about "Pinecone attack" or "Karate Kick Back Roll Double Fisted Chop" Because that can result in assault charges.

[ambotube]

perhaps bigfoot might consider joining mix martial arts before crossing your path.. ^_^

[RyanTheHunter]

Bigfoot better join the NRA before crossing MY path.  I'm his worst nightmare. Me and spiders... Bigfoot hates spiders.

[tinkytink1207]

Keep em comming!! You are hilarious!! Do you think there are any bigfoot here in Alabama that I could use some of your techniques on?? HA HA!!

[RyanTheHunter]

Yes, most likely there is, but Alabama Bigfoots are aware of "the roll", "pinecone attack", and "get somewhere high" so be prepared for a possible counter attack.

[RyanTheHunter]

I wasn't outta breath. That is a karate breathing technique that allows me to attack with super human force. It takes years of practice and dedication to perfect it.

Yeah, the Lincoln city badgers. You were our rivals. I hate you for the rest of my life. Number 47 broke my pinky finger and now it looks kinda crooked.

[mebkick01]

Yelling "Superman" in mid-air. lol!

[RyanTheHunter]

I'm glad you appreciate The Superman. It is one of the most difficult maneuvers. The name of the maneuver must be yelled during execution of the maneuver otherwise the maneuver isn't the right maneuver. Maneuver.

[mebkick01]

I thought just the opposite. Those were a lot of moves he did. It's not like he was weezing. I think he's in shape. Now, as far as the dental work goes? He maybe could use a check-up or ten.

[suaraKrakatau]

Thanks for the awesome moves! I don't have a fat uncle though, and we don't have muggers here, unless you count the homeless people that always ask for money. Hey! That might work though, because they smell real bad like bigfoot does!

And that part about picking up any weapon nearby has me thinkin! I'm looking around, but all I have near me right now is a clothes pin, some preparation H and a bag of cheetos. Do you think I could use those in some sort of attack against a bigfoot?

[RyanTheHunter]

No, but I bet Bigfoot would appreciate the snack and hemroid relief.

[mebkick01]

Bravo! lol! The side hop to out of camera frame was classic.

[RyanTheHunter]

make sure you stretch before performing that move.

[SquatchInc]

RTH,

That tuck and hide maneuver might work in GA, but here in the midwest we have lost a couple researchers who performed that move...Sasquatch just stomped their head. Wasn't pretty.

[RyanTheHunter]

oh no! Well, that's why I provide ya'll with a variety of moves. Not every one is applicable to every situation. Use your own judgment. And always keep in mind Bigfoot is reeeeeeal smart.

[WildManMN]

Nice, I gotta work on that tuck and hide. Thanks for the instructional videos, very amusing as always!

[RyanTheHunter]

I tried that once when my old boss at the Pigly Wiggly caught me eating the beef jerky. It didn't work, but I think it's just because I was wearing that red vest.