McCain Defeats Obama

[v19d]

This is just funny.

[jonathan46jonathan]

If only this was true.....

[Suffersosweetly]

the lady at :52 was awesome

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

Considering how things turned out with the FCUCKING KENYAN COMMUNIST POD, it's too bad we're not living in this alternate Pirilloverse.

[Darkteen75]

Bomb my goats hahaha.



[radical228]

Mccains so much better.

[DocUnsane]

john mccain will bomb your goats! watch out...

[puresnightfall]

All of you obama or mcain ass kissers be quiet.. leave your fucking political preferences out of comedy

[beansterman1998]

homer simpson was cheated in this

[beansterman1998]

homer simpsons vote was obama but the machine was rigged and it did 6 mccain votes

[theElectr0ne]

all people who wotet for McCain are racist assholes

PS:Obama win

[H0ngPhatBoi]

"i;m worried John McCain will bomb my goats ''

[Arthetzki]

is this real?...

[LosEsmashers]

@ Arthetzki

Are you living under a rock? There was a lot of hype surrounding Obama's victory all over the world.

[anythingnew]

I was so mad when I saw this on that day. It's still funny.

[Hailamin]

ALL GODS CHILDREN WELCOME

Except for Chris Pirillo.

Cracks me up!

[kr8or]

hahahah the old lady cussin him out made it perfect :) good work

[Jdeadevil]

LMFAO, that's ace

[RebiFokkusu]

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MaCain sucks Uncle Sams balls and would have nuc'd Iran and probably Vietnam just for the hell of it.

"Why did you do it, President McCain?"

"I did it for the luls."

[PillsC2E]

Newfag alert!

But yeah I thought the video was pretty funny.

[RetroTheory]

Obama the beginning to the end. The death of once great nation.

[blankasasen]

lmfao can be as early as saturday around lunch time

[wwemascool]

Obama won already

[FrostmourneFK]

This is a joke already.

[Demonasa]

yes were gunna live!!! with mccain!!!!!!!

[sopgent]

hahaha "around lunch time"

[richcoolerearth]

The best part is the lady.

[San47di]

Somebody sent this to me in email and the difference was that when sharing it, you type the person's name you're sending it to on the email. When they receive it and play the video, their name is broadcast as the "one-vote" person who failed to vote. It was absolutely hilarious. I emailed it individually to everyone I knew online!! LOL

[delucified]

O___O

this has gotta be fake. xD

[LPJeetkunedo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[alphathewolf]

LOL!!

[Shiftfallout]

LOL if only that were true, then perhaps we wouldnt be a bankrupt nation who has spent over 9 Trillion dollars by 2010, increasing our deficit much farther than bush was able to in his 8 years.

[littlebittyducky]

omg thats hilarious!!

[nelsonmars]

LMAO!

[bathalax]

goatman with subtitles, and cussing lady is a riot

[LOLcat433]

LOL, hhahahaahahahahaah!!!!! hahahah! lollol.. hold on got to get some water.....

Ahahahah! thats to funny! 10/10~1

[TBrock42]

I'm a GOP supporter and this was a funny video. It's a good video when both sides can enjoy a laugh.

[adamtheclark]

lol, thats pretty funny, i wonder how many people are taking this seriously

[roger62383]

i forgot LOL, one of the best videos of 08

[CrassPunk99]

"And this mother-f***king c*** sucking lazy f*** couldn't get up in time to vote."

Hahahah

[Kakerot4141]

Does anyone else see a fundamental flaw in their mock premise?

now maybe its just me, and maybe I'm not seeing this properly, but isn't it a fact that Chris's vote woulnt have mattered in any conceiveable circumstance? look at it like this:

Chris sleeps in - McCain wins by one vote

Chris votes for McCain - McCain wins by two votes, but still wins regardless

Chris votes for Obama - Reps/Dems tied as Chris's vote cancels out the one extra vote for McCain, leading to recounts

[AdventureGhoFilms]

It's comedy, who cares!

[Kakerot4141]

I would have thought it was obvious I did!

I have no problem with a good joke, but most don't have such glaring holes.

[xxdelta77xx446]

Pretty much, but you're not supposed to think of it that way. It's just a false video for laughs.

[Kakerot4141]

yeah, I suppose so. the Onion is usually pretty good with their joke plots, and this is just a minor hang up with it. I'm just saying a little tweak with it could have made it perfect.

if you don't keep up on a person's high standards, they slack off.

[Xbogey]

Dude.

Just shut up and laugh. It's a joke. A gag. A funny. It's not meant to have a plot, it's not meant to make you think.

It's meant to make you laugh, and it's whiny comments like your that ruin it for me.

"Does anyone else see a-" No. Shut up. Everyone but one guy votes. Everyone hates him. An old lady says cock sucker. Iran gets nuked Saturday. Stop looking for fucking plot holes in a joke. Just laugh at it.

[Kakerot4141]

your right.

cocksucker.

wow, all i can do is laugh at that, dont over analyze it.

[Xbogey]

Oh, cry about it.

[Kakerot4141]

how can i cry when i'm laughing so hard?

[Xbogey]

Nice comeback. I can see how it would take you five days to come up with such a masterpiece.

I think we're done here. Try to get that stick out of your ass.

[semaphore1983]

That's hilarious, especially the goatherd, who is speaking Nepali. And he's actually saying something to the effect of, "In my experience, in the last 2-4 years" and then something about his goats that I didn't quite get.

[taylor22222222]

I especially like the ending "Republicans Praise Pirillo" "I thank you for what you have done for the United States of America" TOO FUNNY!

[Sentinal3131]

haha brilliant

[bloodrunsclear]

Wow. It's a good thing that the Obamites were above smear campaigns.

But we all will get a big laugh when Obama nukes Pakistan anyway

[intelly08]

This is funny but thank heaven it isnt tru

[bersebuk2k]

lol to bad it dint happen :(

[becauseofsteven]

Lol clam down obama won.

[gw7709]

if only this could be true...but now we have this clown whoos gonna be president :(

[taylor22222222]

you know that's right

[anythingnew]

This is not good.... The world will end now that Mccain is president.

[Skymnkey995]

btw barack won with 333 electoral votes and mccain had 146

[quik8484]

actually he won with 365

[Skymnkey995]

lol a fake report obama won duh. i agree with the guy below me

[fastguy45]

Dumb. The election isn't decided by a popular vote.

[Cashforwardx10]

Wow!! why isn't their a truthful program like Cnnbc too counterbalance Fix Noise whack jobs clowns?

[ntuman]

awesome !

[IGNXIII]

ROFLMAO on the Bush part

[IGNXIII]

LOL

[DistortedDingo]

AHAH i like I LIKE.

[darkhero2550]

lol awesome video "im afraid he will bomb my goats" XD

[derekprince1991]

Lol! for a sec I though this was real, but everyone knows Obama won. For a sec, I thought I was in a parallel universe where lots of Obama voters didn't get out of bed on election day, or something like that, securing McCain's victory. I think I watch too much tv. Traveling between dimensions isn't possible. Yet. Oh I just noticed! This was a prediction of a possible future! The news report looked so professional, I thought it was real. Boy, I'm stupid.

[Krunkx50]

lol old lady wtf

[dh88274]

Marxism is bad because it destroys every country it touches. Look at Russia and the other former SU countries. the only exception is china but that is not a true socialist government because they know it doesn't work in its purist form. Socialism can work on a very small scale but in a country of 300 million where a pretty good number of people dont work and live off the government it would hurt everyone and in 50 years america will be no more

[Canman99]

Obama is not a Marxist. Being slightly on the left is not Marxism. Do you have a clue what Marxism is?

[dh88274]

slightly to the left? He the most liberal senator in the senate.Look at his record. Maybe you should get a clue.

[foxh8er]

No he's not. Russ Feingold, Bernie Sanders, and Ted Kennedy are.

[wii64boy]

WIN.

[Chongyiaher]

OMG, I could've been Chris Pirillo.

[flowingtruly]

This is funny! I am glad obama won

[wii64boy]

I may have voted for McCain but I am glad Obama won as well. Then maybe people will realize that Republicans aren't so bad.

[fvaletudo06]

lmao just kill me

[DeadmanInc336]

Hmmmmmmm....

[ltuma13]

The 'majority' (52 percent) was manipulated by the media. The media was bought and paid for (66M) by the DNC. Obama is a marxist/socialist who is dangerous for America. The dream to be lived has qucikly turned into a nightmare and we will all suffer for the ignorance of those who refused to educate themselves and vote for a leader like McCain. I am truly embarassed for America and how we have allowed ourselves to be victims of a slick sophisticated marketing campaign. Hope died on 11.4.08

[littleNorwegians]

Maybe give it a try before you say doomsday is upon us?

[dautolover]

lol. ur comment's funny.

ur gonna have to prove why marxism is bad for America. and im sure you wouldnt know how to argue that.

mccain tried to tie obama with terrorism, communism, socialism, etc. palin questioned his patriotism. he was called a liberal (as if that were a bad thing). obama brushed it off, though. he stood firm and strong.

in the defense of democracy, u have no power to say anything. rules are, majority wins. u love democracy, u have to abide by that.

[izraqthedark]

I'm assuming this is a joke. It's pretty funny I have to say.

[thehmmmm]

seriously? that's your justification? "Everybody kills somebody sometimes." That's the dumbest attempt at a logical argument I've ever heard. Humans don't have the right to create life just to make themselves more comfortable. Every being has the right to live as they chose so long as their choices don't infringe on the rights of others. This is a basic law of fairness and equality. What you're arguing is just as bad as racism.

[animeownage86]

"I'm worried John McCain will bomb my goats. He is a crazy man!" lmfao

[mamakilya]

FUNNY VID! OBAMA FOREVER THOUGH!!

[jufu999]

Wow. I'm glad that I don't live in that nightmarish, twisted parallel universe.

[toberichmoe]

lol my grandpa emailed this to me. you can put your own name

[VintageSunset]

you can? where? PLLEASSSE tell me!!!!

[sbennettyt]

Obama is like the dog who chased the car. He caught it now let's see him drive it.

[alvastarr1]

I hear he;s a good driver.

[ps3b3yond2]

the only problem is hopefully he don't let go of the car or crash it

[nycknight001]

f$c@ing Hilarious...but the better man won Obama 2012

[califorSandy]

0:42

[califorSandy]

LMAO

[manbearhorse]

0:32 lol

[cryser05]

when america lets a nigger run its country you know its bad,rofl!

[angzone]

Ha Ha fucker

[Sichuanbeef]

Let me guess, you voted for the uneducated one that also left his wife for another woman that was very wealthy, simply because he was white.

[ryanstiles]

I know man, and uses beach Boys songs to describe his foreign policies.

Obama 2012!!

[renricks]

you are a shit and so is every one like u

[contessaoreilly]

typical whinging yanks. LOL

[ssjmysticgohan]

"he were supposed to barrack the vote but the vote didn't even get barracked"

[creolelady70]

this about 2 days before election day and it was like OH shit did i sleep in and miss the vote :) the video said i was to blame too

[CTisMajorLeague]

get rid of parties

[thehmmmm]

nope, it has just as much of a right to a life as any human being. and just so you can sleep better? cry me a river.

[thehmmmm]

horrible idea. we need to draw the moral line somewhere. we can't just create a being for the sake of harvesting organs, which, of those you mentioned, aren't even necessary for survival. such methods are an abomination.

[bombbrigade13]

i didnt vote and no 1 is coming after me

[SpeedzterZ6]

Wait, is this real?!

[AdonisDeLaurentis]

Ha Ha...this was hilarious...LMAO...go OBAMA!!!

[Siavash119]

lawl that poor guys goats are gonna get bombed

[andrewlaguna824]

Obama sucks

[commando7144]

republicans -democrats theres no differance like nader was even saying how the media is owned by them and he can`t even get in on a debate

[B0sh22]

Jesus Christ Is this a joke because if its not I WILL KILL CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO OBAMA

[ex960]

i might sound stupid but is this true if it is then we just saved our nation from somebody who dosn't think were 1 nation eneymore and amaricens must learn budu and musslum stuff

[smartalec2718]

LOL then you are stupid, not because you believe this is true but because you think Obama wants everyone to learn "budu" (I assume you mean Buddhist) and "musslum" (I assume you mean Muslim) stuff. First of all...Obama has NOTHING to do with Buddhism, and is not, I repeat, IS NOT a Muslim. That's just what the hate-mongering far right wants you to believe. Obama is a Christian. And as far as thinking we're not "1 nation," did you happen to listen to his acceptance speech? His goal is to UNITE us

[charlesvan13]

I've always wondered why people are so excited about Obama. He's good at projecting his voice for a large crowd. But as a politician he hasn't done anything except run for office.

[bathtbgin]

He taught constitutional law for 12 years and was an Illinois state senator for 7.

[EllenRussell54]

Are you being a Secret Muslim?

[grannyBangproduction]

NERDS KILLED AMERICA

[EllenRussell54]

That's not true! Nerds save America! Yay smart people! WOot! LOL

[EllenRussell54]

I am an Obama supporter. I don't like it when people insult the opposite party. They are all Americans--they are all good people! Obama is just a better leader, and he did much better in rallying support. Even McCain would have tried to right America. Yes, Obama will do it better.

[Popeinpink]

ROFL! Love it.

[DerekForPresident]

It's like the old saying: if my candidate loses by one vote, I'll apologize.

[Janella1023]

yall gat obama so fucked up dats y he da dam elections yall so dam dumb 2 hate on a mutha fuckin real one but i see its mutha fuckin hatas everywhere cuz i bet obama gat mo since dam john mccain any day yall just hatin cuz my president is black n 4 all u people dat hated on him n thought he wasnt gon make it i laugh in yo fuckin faces jealous ass hatas n anotha thing john mccain couldnt handle obama obama way smarter than him fuckin hatas stop hatin bitch asses

[nycjenx]

Stop with the fucking black shit, your president is also white! He's no different from the other presidents, 147 days into his senate and he was running for president, power crazy just like the rest! The whole time he was in his senate seat he was campaigning...

[irishkreem]

fuck obama he is a terrorist

[Janella1023]

ya mama bitch dont play wit him fuckin hata

[irishkreem]

you sound like you wanna suck the terrorists dick

[EllenRussell54]

Uh... do you even watch the news? The Daily Show? The Colbert Report? Sure... he's a secret muslim (LOL) but he's not a terrorist. why would you say that?

[irishkreem]

fuck muslims they are terrorists

[PleaseCallMeV]

FUCK YOU, you're a terrorist!

[EllenRussell54]

There u r being ignorant again. Have u no heart? Muslim is a religion, &like in all religions, there r crazy people,&there r good people.The trick is deciphering the good from the crazy. I believe there r some good people who are muslim. The terrorists were just under orders from a mad dictator to attack this proud country..we may have had it coming. we made a lot of mistakes in the Middle East..But that did not give him the right to kill innocent people! CHRISTIANS R NO MORE RIGHT THAN MUSLIMS.

[vatd112]

You know, your name suggests that you are irish....so i probably would not be saying that if I was you

[nagios88]

The translation done by the guy means that since 2000 5 glacier lake has been burst out in his village. The guy completely mistranslates his voice.

[Hansthewolf]

its a lie

[TalMediaProductions]

lol

[powderkillr]

LMAO no ice, you rule, great job, and editing

[YazNbk]

What the faaa.. Is that true O_O?

[YTargain]

...

[yuriogy1]

this was better than the onion.

[J1mmyP4ge]

Heres a problem with socialisim.. if you fall and break your arm, great.. you dont pay a dime.. BUT if you come down with cancer.. need a kidney transplant? chances are you.. WONT get it.

[redsplash168]

yeah chances are youll die first here too, if you live in a big city

[vivthefree]

What are you talking about? Why not?

[Murdexxx]

... wtf...

[SillyCrusader]

O.O what the heck? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Theclmd]

haha Good one!

[fromtxtoca]

thats hilarious very nice good job man

[diva034]

I got this too!!!

[cg66079]

Yes, they are still operating under many of the prejudices exposed under the McCarthy Doctrine. It really is sad that people are so weak minded. Only weak minded people are swayed by fear tactics.

[rcnkiller]

LOL!!!!

[blacklannmuzik1]

That damn Chris!!! LOL!

The B.L.A.C.K.

[jojo808]

HAHAH Chris ,this is classic editing at its best. 206 foo=D

[robw1031]

My guess is Goat Farmers and lovers of goats across the globe united and this is why J.M. Lost......ROFLMAO

[shinjitheman]

lol dude this shit is so hilarious, who made this XD!!

[garfieldcomicgrl1]

is this real?

[Lor555]

r u dumb?

[SueNC367]

are you for real?

[youngrizzle2003]

my friend sent me an email with the same video, but my name lol....that made me get up all my ass and vote

[puar35]

poor goats...

[ajdonabed]

cool! great vid! poor obama he tried so hard... oh well... Obama theres always McDonalds!

[WonderBread006]

hahaha dreaming, Mcain theres always McDonalds! lol

[DragonClawX69]

Crazy dreamers...

[xstarxdust]

this is for the bitter mccain lovers

[jpngarner]

oh my god that was so funny

[DudeMasterCool]

lol BARACK OBAMA RULES AND WON

[GoodCharlotteATUA]

I thought this was real for a sec. I was like "SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"

phew..

[kevlo313]

daishaun and will is gat

[MuManiac94]

think about this- if he lost by 1 exact vote- if chris voted 1 than it would be tied...

(yes i realize this was a joke and it was funny, i felt like being a tard)

[blodyninjaghost]

L O L made my penis smile

[WatchoutXP]

Haha!!! I can't stop laughing...!!!!

[TheNilvarg]

What they don't tell you is that creating one of these videos gets you signed up for the MoveOn newsletter.

So don't bother with this crap if you don't want treasonous assholes spamming you with their anti-American bullshit.

[marsCubed]

The only person trolling this thread with hate politics is you. think about that.