Jokes, Old and New 9 and Olivia Newton John Song (Original)

[jackocloud]

qh yes great video myb friend

[Featureman]

@jackocloud Thank you very much.

[aidruazle]

I LOVE the popcorn joke and the Olivia Newton John Song.  You rock!

[Featureman]

@aidruazle Thank you.

[MrIsaacE]

im so sorry

[LivvyNewtonJohn]

I loved this, not just because I'm a huge Olivia fan, just because how the song was put together!! Thanks for sharing!!

[Featureman]

Thank you. It was fun to write it and put it all together.

[LivvyNewtonJohn]

@Featureman That's good to hear. When I first heard of Olivia newton-John (I'm only 12) I thought she was married too Elton John. Lol(:

[DougMcCallister1]

@LivvyNewtonJohn lol. Olivia's last name is "Newton-John" but she's married so legally it's Easterling.

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[Shadow8055]

What I like about your sense of humor is it's a very creative middleground between modern humor and classic humor. You do a very good job and bringing back the old jokes and, from what i gather, some of these are yours too. Very funny, I'll sub and check your channel, you've got some really funny stuff.

[Featureman]

Thanks. Some of the comedy is mine and some comes from back in the 1930s, 40s and 50s.

[Shadow8055]

You can tell it's older, not so much because of the subjects, but more because they focus more around simpler things, rather than a popular event or person. Nothing wrong with those, but simpler jokes are less touched by time.

[johnnie2632]

Wonderful !,Wonderful !

[Featureman]

Thank you so much.

[olivia4058]

Olivia Neutron-Bomb's still got it!

[Featureman]

Yep. She has a lot of talent.

[Veggieman87]

I love the Marx Brothers shout-outs.

[Featureman]

Yep. The Marx Brothers movies will always be funny. I hope more young people learn about them and W C Fields. Thanks.

[Ikainica]

Cute video!  First joke was my favorite! :D

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[thedarksideBJ]

I kinda stumbled upon this video, it's clever and funny. 5*****

[Featureman]

Thanks so much.

[ONJdbest4ever]

Hi thanks for sharing this. It's fantastic. Have you shared it to OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WAYNE NEWTON JOHN OLIVIER? So she got married four times? He he.

[thepantweaver]

A very clever and enjoyable song.

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[keegiebear]

I love the way you just do this stuff. Keep it up.

[Featureman]

Thank you. I shall.

[MonkeylessJohn]

I really really enjoyed this video.

You have a great delivery, and some great material!!!

Thanks for posting this

[Featureman]

Thanks. It was fun to do it.

[GuitarShredder013]

Oh wait, I see in the tags you put "clone". It's two of you. :-) I see that some of your other vids are about video effects and chroma key, too.

[Featureman]

Yeah. I want to learn some of the effects and get better at using them. I want to make a movie this summer and I think the key is to use just a little bit of special effects.

[GuitarShredder013]

"He laid down and froze to death, THAT'S how hot it was." lol

Wait, is that two of you or two different people? The video is kinda fuzzy, so I can't tell.

[Featureman]

Thanks. That is a clone video. The left and right hand parts were done at the same spot a few minutes apart. One person. The transparent legs on the left side is just a reflection of the sun in the camera lens. No blue screen was used.

[frasierfreak92]

I think you should try a space opera kind of thing, I Can imagine you being the captain of a spaceship bridge or something

[Featureman]

Spaceships are good. Maybe someday I will do a space thing. Thanks.

[coolanddark]

LOVE THIS ONE! Very funny intro and video!!! Great work!

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[frasierfreak92]

I love the birdsong in the background

[Featureman]

It took a long time to teach those birds how to sing. Key of B of course.

[frasierfreak92]

Yep, they harmonise really well

[ResearchX]

LMAO ROFL.... Man this is rich. This is sort of like that song "I am my own grand pa". Priceless...great job bud. 5*

[Featureman]

Thanks. I used to sing that old song ( I'm My Own Grandpa ). Lonzo and Oscar had a hit with it back in the 1940s.

[ResearchX]

I would love to hear your version. Also, I did not realize you were so tall. You are cool man. Glad to know you.

[IWannaGetFamous]

Haha,brilliant.

That horse joke was great.

[Featureman]

Thanks, Alex. It's a true story of course. If they grow more popcorn, global warming could cause the whole planet to freeze.

[matthewlombartmusic]

Cleverly done, Tom - you have a  great sense of humour too!

[Featureman]

Thanks, Matthew. It is fun to make the videos.

[Schratchey]

As usual , enjoyed the video. Funny stuff.

[Featureman]

Thank you so much.

[oakstorm]

Hahaha i cant get enough of your videos! I show everyone and they just laugh so hard!! Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

[Featureman]

Thanks. Many of the jokes go back to Groucho Marx and WC Fields and others from the 1930s and 1940s. About half of them are things I thought of. I like the old style of humor and also the current Steven Wright type craziness. Thanks again.

[notimetodothisbutt]

froze to death by popcorn

what a terrible way to go

[Featureman]

Many were the horses who wept at his funeral. Silly me I served sno-cones for refreshments and popcorn balls.

[soccernerd200]

lol very nice

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[SlimJimC0]

hahahha your facial expressions for the guitar you are funny because it looks like youre worried that your neighbours are watching !!

[Featureman]

Thanks. My neighbors were gone for the day but the dogs were looking at me like I was crazy.

[Featureman]

Thank you so much.

[KarloR27]

Good. Weather seems great there on that day. We got a good day today here in Ireland but not for long until we have rain for nearly the rest of the year god it's brutal this weather I tell yeah. All the best.

[Featureman]

Thanks. The temperature today is 30 degrees colder than it was yesterday. Summer is coming though. It will be below freezing tonight.

[oakstorm]

You have great weather! When it - 40 outside then you can say something!! lol

[Featureman]

It was a warm day when I did this one. Almost like Summer but it was 30 degrees colder the next day. One month from now should be great but the possibility of storms will be great. Thanks.

[dodadue89]

You da man. I like that song.

[Featureman]

Thank you. I used to sing it a lot many years ago. I almost forgot about it.

[funnyd00ds]

Big fan!

[Featureman]

Thanks. I love your comedy videos too.

[rpbraziliansinger]

Very nice, Tom!! I love it!! =)

[Featureman]

Thanks, Rafael. Summer is just around the corner here.

[ForTheFun81]

if you look at the Tom on the left, you can see that his leg is seethrough and you can see the white chair, hehehehe

[Featureman]

Hi, Thanks. Actually that is a camera lens reflection of the sun. It does look like the chair showing through. I noticed that after I was editing it. The video does not use any green screen effect though. It is a left and right side of the same set done about five minutes apart. There are a few places where you can see some insects fly into or out of the vertical line that separates the two sides. About 3:51 or 3:52 you can see the lighting change at the top left of the screen door.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I really like the old jokes.

[stache05]

lol awesome song

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[RandomShadowMan]

Great song Tom.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I had almost forgot about it.

[Kujamax]

Ha, that song was good, and my favorite joke was the one with the horse. 5 stars.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I used to sing that song a lot back in the 1970s and 1980s in Las Vegas and later in California when I lived there. I don't remember where I first heard the horse story but it was long ago. Thanks again.