“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source.” Rick Perry, geography enthusiast, governor of Texas.
Most countries poke fun at other cultures/races freely. In America, that is considered racism...maybe there is something good to be said about America after all...and by the by, no one pokes fun at Americans more than Americans...
I love how silly it is that some Americans know nothing about Canadians. And that some Canadians dumb thereself down to comment back to those Americans. I love how our Canadian school system teaches us about the USA, and how mathematics states that our dollar value is worth more than an American dollar. My grandfather was Canadian, and died on his favorite day of the year, Independance Day. He was in the US every year, because we love it there. So please think before you type.
What's the name of the song playing in the background of this sketch? I know they use it several times throughout the series, is it an actual piece or just something made for the show?
Ironically, there's absolutely no way to 'get back' at the Canadians for this riff....
.....
Cuz no one cares enough about Canada....
Maybe you could start with, "I'm standing in a snowbank with nothing but Pine Trees for miles around...I'm freezing to death and there's nothing but ugly eskimo women here....
@SinSynn Nope, no way to get back at us; because we dont find it offencive if an American says we live in igloos with fifty feet of snow and no citys or electrisity, we just laugh at how stupid the person saying it is.
You have such low self esteme that you feel you need to "getting back" for a joke, eh? Whats that all aboot?
In America, 24 hour news networks run stories complaining about how the news media isn't covering the story. In America! Where else can an employer terminate his entire staff and replace them with Mexican immigrants who have to work for a fraction of the pay, and everyone blames the Mexicans! In America!
@Makron5 In America, where the internet was created by their Vice President, and where if you use music 'owned' by Warner Brothers in a youtube video, the audio will be erased entirely.
@NOTgarycoleman Maybe because American music, TV, movies and media invade every other country, whether we want it or not? America forces itself upon the rest of the world even though no-one asked for it. No wonder people are complaining.
Cool chill Americans won't get offended by this, but take it in stride that we're just busting your chops like a sibling might. "Libville" is not one of those Americans.
"If I'm stuck working in a factory when I should be doing something that applies to my Radio and Television degree and I can neither get a job in my field nor quit because I'm diabetic and had to crawl to these people in the first place for health insurance....that's America."
@ngobleus Haven't had it for eleven years, bitch. I have my problems. What makes you think it's someone else's responsibility to take care of you? You are not talking about health care,you are talking about welfare. The leading cause of diabetes, is being overweight. No one forced you to eat that box of twinkies and wash it down with that six pack...
I got diabetes via genetics, not diet. I've had it since I was 5. You've probably had more Twinkies than I've had hot dinners.
And what makes me think it's someone else's responsibility? Hmmm....WELL MOST OTHER FIRST-WORLD NATIONS HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, IT SEEMS ONLY RIGHT.
@ngobleus SEEMS right...you hit that one on the head! Universal healthcare is a boondoggle everywhere it's implemented. The genetics argument on diabetes has been debunked several times. You are a douche bag...realize it...own up to it...change your whiny bitchy ways.
Excuse me, what the FUCK do you mean it's been debunked? Are you going to tell me I've been suffering for the last 18 years to due to a lie? I suppose you're going to find every type I diabetic you know and feed them the same bullshit too? I suppose you'll tell my doctors the same thing?
And no, I will not change my ways. Being me is what separates me from droning trolls like you.
@ngobleus Excuse me, but I know a few people who are diabetic. One of them just so happens to be my mother-in-law. Being a good dad, I discussed it with our family doctor, and did my own homework to assuage my fears. Genetics is NOT the factor they once thought it was. Look it up, it's out there. Genetics is a factor for sure, which is true with any ailment. The main cause of diabetes is being overweight. You won't change? Shame...going through life being a bitchy version of Porky Pig...
Well just because it isn't the case for your mother-in-law doesn't mean it's the same with me, dumbass. It IS genetics in my case.
And being a bitchy version of Porky Pig means I get more results than you, Mr. I've-Got-Nothing-Better-to-Do-With-My-Time-Than-Troll-People-Who-Would-Dare-Mock-My-America.
@GrandFunker You might want to study a bit harder on diabetes. Start with the difference between Type I vs Type II. Early and late onset are terms you should pay attention to also.
@MsColdCanada What is it with you peeps? What I said came straight out of medical texts, that...you ready for this? I'VE STUDIED. My mother-in-law and her younger brother have it, and I was concerned my children may get it. You should pay attention to what peeps say when they comment, before trying to argue. Shows quite a lack of understanding.
@GrandFunker My dad is both diabetic and a doctor; does that make what I've learned about diabetes any more credible than yours? Possibly. But there are different strains of diabetes out there. The type you learned about, the one your mother-in-law has, sounds like a different strain than what ngobleus has. Diabetes is a combination of both genetic and environmental risk factors. Being overweight is a risk factor. It does increase the chances of getting Diabetes, but family history does, too.
@TheSpareohs I love how no one can disprove me. Everyone who doesn't like what I've said just tells me how they know something I don't. I've read all the things you are quite obviously pretending you know. Fuck off.
@GrandFunker A lot of studies prove that there is a link between genetics and diabetes. Those studies then disprove your theory that "there is not link between genetics and diabetes."
"Everyone who doesn't like what I've said just tells me how they know something I don't." You're doing the exact same thing with me, and with others. I can say that I grew up having to deal with diabetes in my family all my life and have studied it, yet your saying your knowledge outweighs mine; that's asinine.
@GrandFunker Like MsColdCanada said, I would suggest reading into the differences between the types as you sound like you're suggesting that all diabetes isn't linked to genetics.
@GrandFunker I am directly related to people who have it and I have read about it all, as well. Besides, your tone of text indicates that you're taking this all way too personal, since you're using such 'strong' language in attempt to belittle me.
In any case, these comments are too far off from Kids in the Hall videos, so to get back on track: you must be from Switzerland because I'm sick of the Swiss. :'(
@GrandFunker No problems! Hey, hey - Bruce says you should be proudly American. After all, England is your newest state, right? And maybe one day you can conquer those neutral ninnies, the Swiss. :)
@GrandFunker IT'S CALLED GOODGLE ASSHOLES (this is for the other idiot who can't google this for whatever reason) I SEE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS STUPID SHIT FOR MONTHS FROM YOU PEOPLE MEANING YOU CAME BACK TIME AND TIME AGAIN FOR MONTHS SO YOU'RE BOTH FUCKED AND YOU'RE BOTH TOO STUPID TO WIKIPEDIA SOMETHING AND CITE IT TO PROVE YOUR POINTS. THANKS FOR READING ASSHOLE.
Look. I was wrong about the car. Space flight-you're right, you're splitting hairs. The point I'm making is that stereotyping is pure ignorance, and truly unfortunate. I lived in Europe 2002-2009 long enough to know that your media feeds you lies about the US. It is typical of anti-Americans to take 1 or 2 exceptions to try and prove a point. Replacements: MRI, CT scan, CD.
@libville Is that what they tell you? The phone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell. A Canadian. Ever heard of Bell Canada? You invented space flight? That's like saying you invented swimming, but if you want to split hairs, the Russians beat you by a mile. The car was invented by Karl Benz: in Germany. The Americans (Henry Ford) perfected the assembly line, not the car itself. Get your facts straight, you look too American.
Try being pro-American for once. It's like cheering for the Yankees; it takes some getting used to, but soon you find you like being number 1. Let's see how many invective laced replies I get. :)
you really are american. number one... ok bud. since when has USA been on the number one spot for most desirable places in the world. thats why the world hates americans. you have the audacity to claim "number one". lets think clearly for a second. hows your social programs for the poor? i heard they give out food stamps still. if i you get disabled will your government make sure you dont lose your home. hows your education system? and so on.
@defygrav12 Have your mom and dad go out and buy a map of the united states for you, then when you go back into your room (aka you're parent's basement) hang on it the wall and study it for a few hours
@DrBananaKing7000 Oh, sweetheart. Maybe while I'm in my parents' basement studying a map, you should find some books on sarcasm, and maybe grab a quick pocket-guide to grammar. Then you'll learn not only some tips on humor, but also the difference between you're/your, and even how to capitalize!
@defygrav12 Sweetheart? I seriously hope you're a girl. And I usually don't worry about my grammar on youtube comments. Sorry if my lack of proofreading made them difficult for you to read. And finding a book on sarcasm? Reading that just made me cringe. Oh, good luck with your map by the way.
@DrBananaKing7000 The fact that grammar isn't instictive and you have to choose when to "turn it on" and use it proves to me that this conversation is asinine. I tried to make an irreverent joke and you ran with it like an asshole.
@NoobyRC In america, where a loving mother of 14 years can try to kill her entire family by slitting their throats and wrists with box cutters, because some guy on the radio said it was the end of the world.
I love these guys, they're so funny!!! Canadians however have an inferiority complex in front of Americans , they may insult us but they really envy us. It's the truth.still love you though Dana carvy, Mike myers, Jim carrey, John candy,Dan akroid, and Pamela Anderson , oh and Trish stratus not to mention Tiffany Towers... You guys send us the best and keep the die hards up there.
Return swing! Ouch. I'll pass on Harper,We have enough numbnuts down here. Maybe we could send them all on vacation to the bermuda triangle? Or an exploding island? Just an idea.
Do you honestly think we give a fuck if you appreciate us? And we are involved in Afghanistan not Iraq, that little disaster had nothing to do with us!
@wendighoul And who exactly are you to tell me that? Go back to your igloo, have a shot of maple syrup, suck off a mountie or moose, just get off of this American website. Fucking irrelevant Canuck.
@Dominick629 HAHA fucking KNEW it. "Ohhh, those anti-American stereotypes are so offensive", then, the moment your widdle feewings get hurt, you fire off every anti-Canadian stereotype in the book (oh wait, you forgot to tell me to ride a Zamboni, or some other hockey-related insult, you're fucking slipping) You are a fucking hyprocritical loser, you complain about bigotry yet you employ it at any given opportunity. What's the matter little Yank, will dish it out but can't take it, huh?
@wendighoul I deliberately used Canadian stereotypes since it is acceptable on this video (and everywhere else) to use American stereotypes. I would have though you'd catch that since I threw out every one I knew. I also know that my jokes about Canadians are merely jokes, not meant to be taken seriously. Canadians think that they are in a special class where they are immune to insult. Not so long as there are spiteful 'mainstream' comedy programs like this. Fool.
@Dominick629 Well, you'll be happy to know this show went off the air about 20 years ago. Yet, somehow, people still want to watch it, strange huh? Maybe some poeple think they may have a point? Neither I nor any Canadian I know is ever really offended by anti-Canadian humour, it's just rarely funny, and NEVER originial (as you kindly demonstrated) YOU were the one who got all butthurt "they's is makin' fun of mah cunt-ree" and complained, I just pointed out, rightly, that you were a bitch.
@wendighoul That is interesting because I think that you are a bitch too. I also would love to see the look on your bitch face once your country is democratically annexed by us. You've been our bitch for so long now, it's only a matter of time.
@Dominick629 yeah, yeah, okay wahtever. If you had the balls, you would've done it already. Besides, it's not like you invading is really a threat, is it? I mean, you invaded Iraq yet the terrorists seems to be doing fine there, better, in fact, then when you arrived. You military is so incompetent you can't find a six-and-a-half foot tall Arab billionaire on dialysis, for Chirst's sake, and you can't beat the Taliban armed with rocks, sticks, and whatever other crap you sold them.
@wendighoul Invade? Who said anything about invasion? I said democratically annex. I'm not wishing harm on any of you Canadians. And my country is doing a crackerjack job in massacring those terrorist fucks, and Canada is involved as well! We're very similar people! If there was less Anti-American sentiment more Americans would appreciate your asses! Take care
@Dominick629 But' let's get past the schoolyard "my country can beat up your country" crap and get back to where this whole thing started. You were offended by anti-American humour, and felt so strongly about it that you felt the need to leave a comment in a public forum. I responded, in that same public forum, that I felt you were being a whiny bitch, and you erupted with a tirade of bigotry of your own. The knife cuts both ways, that's all I'm saying, see ya.
I don't understand why Americans have to put us down and constantly try to convince us that they are some great country! Why are they so insecure, very reminiscent of the school yard bully syndrome! Why don't you just stick to over throwing legitimate governments and threatening people with your big bombs!
been reading the posts. So this is Canada's big moment huh?
Kinda sad really, but what else do you have Bob and Doug, maybe Terrance and Philip and polar bears???
I'm an American, and thought this was amuzing, cause in America, we either get worked up over everything, or just the stuff thats worth getting worked up over.
In defense of Canada, some of the biggest comedians (and actors) were born and raised there.
Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels (Creator of SNL and Kids In the Hall), Phil Hartman, Michael J. Fox, ect.ect.
Now unfortunately Canada is to blame for Keanu Reeves, Pamela Anderson, Brendan Fraser, and Howie Mandel... but let bygones be bygones, because the U.S. is responsible for Jersey Shore, Kevin James, and the Wayan Brothers.
@beerbellygdog If you're talking about Harper and the Conservative Party, yes they're full of shit. You can have him. He essentially represents you anyway.
@Fmaack Lol it's true. America is a filthy place. I would say the same about both countries though. Their both greedy..America is out for world domination and Canada is always after that internet money
The pronunciation of about as aboot comes from the french part of Canada, it has to do with there accent! As for accents, you couldn't possibly think Canadians sound dumber than New Yorkers or people south of the mason /dixon line. Yall have a good day, hahaha
@alekat47 I really doubt you have ever heard a French Canadian speak English, "aboot" is much more reminiscent of the maritime, especially Newfoundland, accent. Think of the Scottish accent and you'll see what I mean.
How many of these things don't apply to Canada except the flag? I guess these Canadians were desperate to take a dig at America. If the guy had said these things about Canada, they probably wouldn't have thought it was funny.
@SaudaraLink actually its called humor mate, im canadian honestly i take canadian jokes daily....learn to have some humor and learn to take a joke like we do.....
@lokaiz It's humor if its funny. What one finds funny is influenced by a lot of things. I could see why a Canadian might be more inclined to find this funny with the US, such a big imposing power, on its doorstep.
@SaudaraLink Yes, but America takes digs at Canada too, so why not? There is a small number of successful Canadian comedy shows compared to American comedy shows that probably have taken more jibes at Canada.
You can pretty much substitute any country in it, and someone will take offense to it and someone will get over it and find it funny.
@RustyShackleford1776 - Wow rusty, such foul language. Let me guess, you are a canook? Mmmmm . . . so is my mother and 2 sisters, so I do know about the accent (at least in their area). And guess what, there are different accents even in different parts of Canada, so do you called them mutts 'cuz there english isn't up to snuff to yours?
@XiaoEn311 What's wrong with Zed? Lol you're taking a few bits and pieces you know about Canada and use it against them. They were being ironic, obviously they know it's not 51 states.
I don't get how someone who is Asian and lives in America can diss another country. You seem desperate to become a "typical" American. Don't do that, use your brain, if you're going to take pride in your country, show respect to other countries, kid.
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source.” Rick Perry, geography enthusiast, governor of Texas.
whoostino 1 month ago
Most countries poke fun at other cultures/races freely. In America, that is considered racism...maybe there is something good to be said about America after all...and by the by, no one pokes fun at Americans more than Americans...
thebigbomb126 2 months ago
I love how silly it is that some Americans know nothing about Canadians. And that some Canadians dumb thereself down to comment back to those Americans. I love how our Canadian school system teaches us about the USA, and how mathematics states that our dollar value is worth more than an American dollar. My grandfather was Canadian, and died on his favorite day of the year, Independance Day. He was in the US every year, because we love it there. So please think before you type.
donobots 2 months ago
From an American to Canada, I love you guys.
vigo894 2 months ago
This would be very funny if it weren't so true!
hopenchrist777 2 months ago
I'm an American and I approve of the this riff!
BluTrilobite 2 months ago
America....all but the flag shots...its just Toronto.
samdogdamndog2 3 months ago
It's just comedy everyone. Relax!
libville 3 months ago
lol this needs to be longer
edwardelricfangirl1 4 months ago
What's the name of the song playing in the background of this sketch? I know they use it several times throughout the series, is it an actual piece or just something made for the show?
booshmaster82o 5 months ago
"America: A Place for Americans"
That last line got cut out.
markkristofer 5 months ago 7
Ironically, there's absolutely no way to 'get back' at the Canadians for this riff....
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Cuz no one cares enough about Canada....
Maybe you could start with, "I'm standing in a snowbank with nothing but Pine Trees for miles around...I'm freezing to death and there's nothing but ugly eskimo women here....
....I must be in Canada...."
Meh....
SinSynn 5 months ago
@SinSynn Yeah youre right, that's EXACTY what Canada is like. Nothin but trees and eskimos.
skypup77 5 months ago
@skypup77 ^L
skypup77 5 months ago
@SinSynn how about "i'm standing outside a tim hortons with a double double with no starbucks for miles around" >.<
lShishkaBerryl 5 months ago
@lShishkaBerryl lol....is there a difference between the two? I live in NYC, and we've got both AND tons of Dunkin' Donuts, too.
SinSynn 5 months ago
@SinSynn you sound angry
MrGuitarfreak102 5 months ago
@SinSynn Nope, no way to get back at us; because we dont find it offencive if an American says we live in igloos with fifty feet of snow and no citys or electrisity, we just laugh at how stupid the person saying it is.
You have such low self esteme that you feel you need to "getting back" for a joke, eh? Whats that all aboot?
JHandcock1111 4 months ago
why would someone dislike this its a fricken joke americans you do this to everyone and we understand for god sakes
qoopsta 5 months ago
He got us good!
LOL
TheMrgoku1985 6 months ago
56 people are Americans.
grmntrnsltr 6 months ago
@grmntrnsltr
Hey now, this American is number 1014, thank you very much. ;)
EccentricSage 5 months ago
Only in America can you make a video like this and not be executed!
mooisevil 6 months ago
@mooisevil Kids in the Hall are Canadian. This was made in Toronto.
grmntrnsltr 6 months ago 3
also, that's not entirely true: plenty of videos are made in countries all around the world that laugh at America
grmntrnsltr 6 months ago
xactly 1000th person to like :D
qoopsta 6 months ago
It's too bad the show ended years before Sarah Palin...
She's such a comedy gold mine.
EvilOak27 7 months ago
@EvilOak27
Holy shit... I want this show back now. I need it more than ever.
EccentricSage 5 months ago
his album version of this is nice.. I like crowds but sometimes a piece is funnier without one.
KanedaJones 7 months ago
the song sounds just like "lost for words" by pink floyd on the division bell album.
thunderscratch66 7 months ago
In America, 24 hour news networks run stories complaining about how the news media isn't covering the story. In America! Where else can an employer terminate his entire staff and replace them with Mexican immigrants who have to work for a fraction of the pay, and everyone blames the Mexicans! In America!
Oh well. Bruce is adorable.
jube13urgundy 7 months ago 20
Awww. He looks so young. BRUCE!
Fmaack 7 months ago
lol this is true
edwardelricfangirl1 7 months ago
Nah, I'm not really upset. How can I be, I'm part of the greatest country in the world. ;)
TeddyMadison 8 months ago
@TeddyMadison
... so you're Canadian?
jcorava 4 months ago
Please, like this stuff is limited to America. Get over yourselves.
TeddyMadison 8 months ago
@TeddyMadison We didn't invent it... we just perfected it
asurasyn 8 months ago
That happens in Canada too, lol.
heavym3tal 8 months ago
Where can I find the mp3 of the music he uses in this? I need to get my monologue on!!!
dmjersak 9 months ago
America: a land where the sketch ends abruptly.
Makron5 9 months ago 43
@Makron5 In America, where the internet was created by their Vice President, and where if you use music 'owned' by Warner Brothers in a youtube video, the audio will be erased entirely.
Fmaack 7 months ago
England counts.
edwdixon5 10 months ago 2
HAHAHA! DERP!
VETTSCALESL7 11 months ago
i feel like this is now a scewed video where everyone wants a reason to talk shit!
JUST LAUGH PEOPLE!!!!
shfiftyfive55 11 months ago
did shadowy men ever release this song?
Urdoxa 11 months ago
I'm American
Fat and Proud
Areallykelwguy 11 months ago 3
he's really not making fun of america. chill out guys!
johnfhoneyman 11 months ago
People...from all over the world...can't stop talking about America.
Must be something worth noting here. I never hear anyone pissing and moaning about how shitty Mexico is or India. Nope, it's always America.
Why is that?
NOTgarycoleman 11 months ago
@NOTgarycoleman Maybe because American music, TV, movies and media invade every other country, whether we want it or not? America forces itself upon the rest of the world even though no-one asked for it. No wonder people are complaining.
jamtlanning 11 months ago
@jamtlanning They export it all the way to Sweden? I thought it was just because we're next door to them :(
MsColdCanada 11 months ago
@NOTgarycoleman
I'm SICK of the Swiss.
Jcolinsol 10 months ago
@NOTgarycoleman
Mexicans don't boast about how great they are, They know their country is a toilet!
If you want to hear someone bitch about India , All you have to do is call a taxi cab !
Obasiliasfilosofos 10 months ago
I've actually been to a sea world type of place near Niagara Falls in Canada.
skatefallsmash1 11 months ago
@skatefallsmash1 "Everyone loves Marine Land" that's their slogan.
MsColdCanada 11 months ago
I'm American and I don't even see what there is to be offended by. It's just funny.
Lockmat666 1 year ago
Cool chill Americans won't get offended by this, but take it in stride that we're just busting your chops like a sibling might. "Libville" is not one of those Americans.
fireflyspider 1 year ago
Funniest skit these guys ever did.
Zimfan506 1 year ago
Well how about this one, Bruce:
"If I'm stuck working in a factory when I should be doing something that applies to my Radio and Television degree and I can neither get a job in my field nor quit because I'm diabetic and had to crawl to these people in the first place for health insurance....that's America."
ngobleus 1 year ago 2
@ngobleus Wow...you have three things I don't...a job...a degree...and a whiny bitchy attitude problem.
GrandFunker 11 months ago
@GrandFunker
And you probably don't have to worry about health insurance either, so back off.
ngobleus 11 months ago
@ngobleus Haven't had it for eleven years, bitch. I have my problems. What makes you think it's someone else's responsibility to take care of you? You are not talking about health care,you are talking about welfare. The leading cause of diabetes, is being overweight. No one forced you to eat that box of twinkies and wash it down with that six pack...
GrandFunker 11 months ago
@GrandFunker
Hey fuck you, captain conservative.
I got diabetes via genetics, not diet. I've had it since I was 5. You've probably had more Twinkies than I've had hot dinners.
And what makes me think it's someone else's responsibility? Hmmm....WELL MOST OTHER FIRST-WORLD NATIONS HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, IT SEEMS ONLY RIGHT.
ngobleus 11 months ago
@ngobleus SEEMS right...you hit that one on the head! Universal healthcare is a boondoggle everywhere it's implemented. The genetics argument on diabetes has been debunked several times. You are a douche bag...realize it...own up to it...change your whiny bitchy ways.
GrandFunker 11 months ago
@GrandFunker
Excuse me, what the FUCK do you mean it's been debunked? Are you going to tell me I've been suffering for the last 18 years to due to a lie? I suppose you're going to find every type I diabetic you know and feed them the same bullshit too? I suppose you'll tell my doctors the same thing?
And no, I will not change my ways. Being me is what separates me from droning trolls like you.
ngobleus 11 months ago
@ngobleus Excuse me, but I know a few people who are diabetic. One of them just so happens to be my mother-in-law. Being a good dad, I discussed it with our family doctor, and did my own homework to assuage my fears. Genetics is NOT the factor they once thought it was. Look it up, it's out there. Genetics is a factor for sure, which is true with any ailment. The main cause of diabetes is being overweight. You won't change? Shame...going through life being a bitchy version of Porky Pig...
GrandFunker 11 months ago
@GrandFunker
Well just because it isn't the case for your mother-in-law doesn't mean it's the same with me, dumbass. It IS genetics in my case.
And being a bitchy version of Porky Pig means I get more results than you, Mr. I've-Got-Nothing-Better-to-Do-With-My-Time-Than-Troll-People-Who-Would-Dare-Mock-My-America.
ngobleus 11 months ago
@ngobleus wow...you just can't stop.
GrandFunker 11 months ago
@GrandFunker You might want to study a bit harder on diabetes. Start with the difference between Type I vs Type II. Early and late onset are terms you should pay attention to also.
MsColdCanada 11 months ago
@MsColdCanada What is it with you peeps? What I said came straight out of medical texts, that...you ready for this? I'VE STUDIED. My mother-in-law and her younger brother have it, and I was concerned my children may get it. You should pay attention to what peeps say when they comment, before trying to argue. Shows quite a lack of understanding.
GrandFunker 11 months ago
@MsColdCanada
Thank you.
ngobleus 11 months ago
@GrandFunker My dad is both diabetic and a doctor; does that make what I've learned about diabetes any more credible than yours? Possibly. But there are different strains of diabetes out there. The type you learned about, the one your mother-in-law has, sounds like a different strain than what ngobleus has. Diabetes is a combination of both genetic and environmental risk factors. Being overweight is a risk factor. It does increase the chances of getting Diabetes, but family history does, too.
TheSpareohs 9 months ago
@TheSpareohs I love how no one can disprove me. Everyone who doesn't like what I've said just tells me how they know something I don't. I've read all the things you are quite obviously pretending you know. Fuck off.
GrandFunker 9 months ago
@GrandFunker A lot of studies prove that there is a link between genetics and diabetes. Those studies then disprove your theory that "there is not link between genetics and diabetes."
"Everyone who doesn't like what I've said just tells me how they know something I don't." You're doing the exact same thing with me, and with others. I can say that I grew up having to deal with diabetes in my family all my life and have studied it, yet your saying your knowledge outweighs mine; that's asinine.
TheSpareohs 9 months ago
@GrandFunker Like MsColdCanada said, I would suggest reading into the differences between the types as you sound like you're suggesting that all diabetes isn't linked to genetics.
TheSpareohs 9 months ago
@TheSpareohs Like I've said I HAVE READ IT I AM RELATED TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT SO KISS MY ASS YOU IGNORANT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GrandFunker 9 months ago
@GrandFunker I am directly related to people who have it and I have read about it all, as well. Besides, your tone of text indicates that you're taking this all way too personal, since you're using such 'strong' language in attempt to belittle me.
In any case, these comments are too far off from Kids in the Hall videos, so to get back on track: you must be from Switzerland because I'm sick of the Swiss. :'(
TheSpareohs 9 months ago
@TheSpareohs Sorry...shouldn't have used such a harsh tone. No...not swiss...just an ugly American. Thanks for making me laugh...pfft...the Swiss...
GrandFunker 9 months ago
@GrandFunker No problems! Hey, hey - Bruce says you should be proudly American. After all, England is your newest state, right? And maybe one day you can conquer those neutral ninnies, the Swiss. :)
TheSpareohs 9 months ago
@GrandFunker IT'S CALLED GOODGLE ASSHOLES (this is for the other idiot who can't google this for whatever reason) I SEE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS STUPID SHIT FOR MONTHS FROM YOU PEOPLE MEANING YOU CAME BACK TIME AND TIME AGAIN FOR MONTHS SO YOU'RE BOTH FUCKED AND YOU'RE BOTH TOO STUPID TO WIKIPEDIA SOMETHING AND CITE IT TO PROVE YOUR POINTS. THANKS FOR READING ASSHOLE.
mikecappa 8 months ago
@mikecappa ohhhhhkayyy you have issues with anger management, and with basic grammar. You're pathetic.
GrandFunker 8 months ago
@GrandFunker haha no sir, you're confused. YOU are the pathetic one, you small, small man. man? maybe.
mikecappa 8 months ago
@mikecappa At least you figured out how to turn off the caps lock...
GrandFunker 8 months ago
its confusing when americans take the piss out of themselves
jimmyPain2121 1 year ago
@jimmyPain2121 This is a canadian tv show.
diabloxscorchox 11 months ago
I know it sounds kind of ironic, but this actually makes me proud to be an American.
Marty062006 1 year ago
Look. I was wrong about the car. Space flight-you're right, you're splitting hairs. The point I'm making is that stereotyping is pure ignorance, and truly unfortunate. I lived in Europe 2002-2009 long enough to know that your media feeds you lies about the US. It is typical of anti-Americans to take 1 or 2 exceptions to try and prove a point. Replacements: MRI, CT scan, CD.
libville 1 year ago
@libville stereotyping isn't ignorant its practical, its a key part of economics
jimmyPain2121 1 year ago
Dumb Americans managed to invent:iPhones, mobile phones, computer chip, automobile, personal computer, Internet, you tube, space flight, artificial heart, chemotherapy, assembly line, coca cola, barcode, google, pacemaker, laser, GPS, integrated circuit, microwave oven, QWERTY keyboard, television, radiocarbon dating, Teddy bear!
libville 1 year ago
@libville Is that what they tell you? The phone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell. A Canadian. Ever heard of Bell Canada? You invented space flight? That's like saying you invented swimming, but if you want to split hairs, the Russians beat you by a mile. The car was invented by Karl Benz: in Germany. The Americans (Henry Ford) perfected the assembly line, not the car itself. Get your facts straight, you look too American.
mbrunnme 1 year ago
type in smart americans and see what comes up.
hippysteve835 1 year ago
Try being pro-American for once. It's like cheering for the Yankees; it takes some getting used to, but soon you find you like being number 1. Let's see how many invective laced replies I get. :)
libville 1 year ago
@libville
you really are american. number one... ok bud. since when has USA been on the number one spot for most desirable places in the world. thats why the world hates americans. you have the audacity to claim "number one". lets think clearly for a second. hows your social programs for the poor? i heard they give out food stamps still. if i you get disabled will your government make sure you dont lose your home. hows your education system? and so on.
ignorance is bliss i guess
hippysteve835 1 year ago
@hippysteve835 : It's all good. Trust me you would love living here.
libville 1 year ago
He's got the best delivery; I just discovered these guys and I'm totally loving his style. :D
defygrav12 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure there's only 50 states in America ... : \
DrBananaKing7000 1 year ago
@DrBananaKing7000 What about Disneyland? Doesn't that make for 51?
defygrav12 1 year ago
@defygrav12 Have your mom and dad go out and buy a map of the united states for you, then when you go back into your room (aka you're parent's basement) hang on it the wall and study it for a few hours
DrBananaKing7000 1 year ago
@DrBananaKing7000 Oh, sweetheart. Maybe while I'm in my parents' basement studying a map, you should find some books on sarcasm, and maybe grab a quick pocket-guide to grammar. Then you'll learn not only some tips on humor, but also the difference between you're/your, and even how to capitalize!
Now that will be a day well-spent.
defygrav12 1 year ago
@defygrav12 Sweetheart? I seriously hope you're a girl. And I usually don't worry about my grammar on youtube comments. Sorry if my lack of proofreading made them difficult for you to read. And finding a book on sarcasm? Reading that just made me cringe. Oh, good luck with your map by the way.
DrBananaKing7000 1 year ago
@DrBananaKing7000 The fact that grammar isn't instictive and you have to choose when to "turn it on" and use it proves to me that this conversation is asinine. I tried to make an irreverent joke and you ran with it like an asshole.
Adios.
defygrav12 1 year ago
I miss the America he is talking about, if they were to do that skit today it would say:
America:
Where the rich can destroy the economy, get bailed out, be given there tax cuts all over again just to destroy the economy all over again.
But wait Kids in Hall did a lot of Gay skits, in todays America there would be some right wing church protesting there funerals.
yea I miss the old America
NoobyRC 1 year ago 56
@NoobyRC I miss the America that taught the difference between 'their' and 'there'.
nickatwork 9 months ago
@NoobyRC In america, where a loving mother of 14 years can try to kill her entire family by slitting their throats and wrists with box cutters, because some guy on the radio said it was the end of the world.
InfiniteRhombus 8 months ago
@InfiniteRhombus Missed that one, did she do that because of what camping said about the end of the world last week?
NoobyRC 8 months ago
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@NoobyRC Sure did, it was all over the news.
InfiniteRhombus 8 months ago
@NoobyRC
dumb retard
verbod 5 months ago
I use to watch this on Comedy Central and I enjoyed these guys comedy, so funny and it's true what Bruce says about Americans, lol.
2cookluv 1 year ago
I'm American and that is so true.
WROCL4WZ 1 year ago 47
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In response to maceman1111's "We're good honest to god ginuine people."
I just have to say, 1:27
boomer1981abc 1 year ago
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You are all a bunch of PINEAPPLES!!
wa1ufo 1 year ago
And we're more giving than anywhere else on earth.
maceman1111 1 year ago
@maceman1111 Agreed. :)
defygrav12 1 year ago
We're good honest to god ginuine people.
maceman1111 1 year ago
@maceman1111
Who can't spell... it's "genuine"
How are your pets?
scorp8pus 1 year ago
What does he say after it cuts off?
Seanze329 1 year ago
In Russia, car drives yo.. oh wait. Nevermind.
gibbsies 1 year ago
Fuckin' A, right on. KITH are super-sweet!
chompachangas 1 year ago
I love these guys, they're so funny!!! Canadians however have an inferiority complex in front of Americans , they may insult us but they really envy us. It's the truth.still love you though Dana carvy, Mike myers, Jim carrey, John candy,Dan akroid, and Pamela Anderson , oh and Trish stratus not to mention Tiffany Towers... You guys send us the best and keep the die hards up there.
maceman1111 1 year ago
@maceman1111 Dana Carvey is American. All the other yuck yucks are canucks.
beerbellygdog 1 year ago
@maceman1111 im envious of your massive prison system the most
meeces13 1 year ago
@meeces13 yes it is very advanced and a true pride of the american people.
truthisouttheir 1 year ago
@maceman1111
You really are an American moron.... Congrats!
scorp8pus 1 year ago
KITH are awesome :) Waste of time arguing about countries though.... JUST ENJOY THE COOL SKETCH!!
alxcookie 1 year ago
Return swing! Ouch. I'll pass on Harper,We have enough numbnuts down here. Maybe we could send them all on vacation to the bermuda triangle? Or an exploding island? Just an idea.
beerbellygdog 1 year ago
USA!!!!!!
ruslankonfederat 1 year ago
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Alkaline850 1 year ago
Do you honestly think we give a fuck if you appreciate us? And we are involved in Afghanistan not Iraq, that little disaster had nothing to do with us!
alekat47 1 year ago
51 arrogant American's were offended ...I'm American, a humble American ;)
fourtywpm 1 year ago
This isn't funny at all. Especially the joke about school shootings. This is just spiteful anti-American stereotypes disguised as "comedy"
Dominick629 1 year ago
@Dominick629 Boo hoo, complain to a website who cares
wendighoul 1 year ago
@wendighoul And who exactly are you to tell me that? Go back to your igloo, have a shot of maple syrup, suck off a mountie or moose, just get off of this American website. Fucking irrelevant Canuck.
Dominick629 1 year ago
@Dominick629 HAHA fucking KNEW it. "Ohhh, those anti-American stereotypes are so offensive", then, the moment your widdle feewings get hurt, you fire off every anti-Canadian stereotype in the book (oh wait, you forgot to tell me to ride a Zamboni, or some other hockey-related insult, you're fucking slipping) You are a fucking hyprocritical loser, you complain about bigotry yet you employ it at any given opportunity. What's the matter little Yank, will dish it out but can't take it, huh?
wendighoul 1 year ago
@wendighoul I deliberately used Canadian stereotypes since it is acceptable on this video (and everywhere else) to use American stereotypes. I would have though you'd catch that since I threw out every one I knew. I also know that my jokes about Canadians are merely jokes, not meant to be taken seriously. Canadians think that they are in a special class where they are immune to insult. Not so long as there are spiteful 'mainstream' comedy programs like this. Fool.
Dominick629 1 year ago
@Dominick629 Well, you'll be happy to know this show went off the air about 20 years ago. Yet, somehow, people still want to watch it, strange huh? Maybe some poeple think they may have a point? Neither I nor any Canadian I know is ever really offended by anti-Canadian humour, it's just rarely funny, and NEVER originial (as you kindly demonstrated) YOU were the one who got all butthurt "they's is makin' fun of mah cunt-ree" and complained, I just pointed out, rightly, that you were a bitch.
wendighoul 1 year ago
@wendighoul That is interesting because I think that you are a bitch too. I also would love to see the look on your bitch face once your country is democratically annexed by us. You've been our bitch for so long now, it's only a matter of time.
Dominick629 1 year ago
@Dominick629 yeah, yeah, okay wahtever. If you had the balls, you would've done it already. Besides, it's not like you invading is really a threat, is it? I mean, you invaded Iraq yet the terrorists seems to be doing fine there, better, in fact, then when you arrived. You military is so incompetent you can't find a six-and-a-half foot tall Arab billionaire on dialysis, for Chirst's sake, and you can't beat the Taliban armed with rocks, sticks, and whatever other crap you sold them.
wendighoul 1 year ago
@wendighoul Invade? Who said anything about invasion? I said democratically annex. I'm not wishing harm on any of you Canadians. And my country is doing a crackerjack job in massacring those terrorist fucks, and Canada is involved as well! We're very similar people! If there was less Anti-American sentiment more Americans would appreciate your asses! Take care
Dominick629 1 year ago
@Dominick629 But' let's get past the schoolyard "my country can beat up your country" crap and get back to where this whole thing started. You were offended by anti-American humour, and felt so strongly about it that you felt the need to leave a comment in a public forum. I responded, in that same public forum, that I felt you were being a whiny bitch, and you erupted with a tirade of bigotry of your own. The knife cuts both ways, that's all I'm saying, see ya.
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Alkaline850 1 year ago
I don't understand why Americans have to put us down and constantly try to convince us that they are some great country! Why are they so insecure, very reminiscent of the school yard bully syndrome! Why don't you just stick to over throwing legitimate governments and threatening people with your big bombs!
alekat47 1 year ago
@alekat47 Well, we like Canada and thank that you deserve a democratic government. That's with a little d, not a big one, like your Diberals.
unclesmrgol 1 year ago
Who the hell cares where people come from? We're all people.
Seanze329 1 year ago
There are 57 States. Just ask our President.
unclesmrgol 1 year ago
@unclesmrgol Hurrrrrrrrrr. Sarah Palin also supports North Korea.
Fmaack 1 year ago
@Fmaack And our President fully supports our corpsemen -- err, zombies.
unclesmrgol 1 year ago
been reading the posts. So this is Canada's big moment huh?
Kinda sad really, but what else do you have Bob and Doug, maybe Terrance and Philip and polar bears???
I'm an American, and thought this was amuzing, cause in America, we either get worked up over everything, or just the stuff thats worth getting worked up over.
daveh013 1 year ago
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Notwhatyouwanttohear 1 year ago
@daveh013 Wait, so you are always worked up?
In defense of Canada, some of the biggest comedians (and actors) were born and raised there.
Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels (Creator of SNL and Kids In the Hall), Phil Hartman, Michael J. Fox, ect.ect.
Now unfortunately Canada is to blame for Keanu Reeves, Pamela Anderson, Brendan Fraser, and Howie Mandel... but let bygones be bygones, because the U.S. is responsible for Jersey Shore, Kevin James, and the Wayan Brothers.
Notwhatyouwanttohear 1 year ago
@daveh013,@daveh013,
Bravo, sir, a truly brilliant parody of the "ignorant Yank" stereotype.
Wait, that WAS a parody, right?
lovetoeatallthefood 1 year ago
v ^ v ^ v LOL v ^ v ^ v These americans are soooo sensitive, cry me a rive.
HeyPoi 1 year ago
Canada, America's hat
roidz17 1 year ago
@roidz17 Funny. We call America 'Canada's toilet'.
Fmaack 1 year ago
@Fmaack Thats right. Because the people above us are full of shit! (Didnt see that one coming did you?)
beerbellygdog 1 year ago
@beerbellygdog If you're talking about Harper and the Conservative Party, yes they're full of shit. You can have him. He essentially represents you anyway.
Fmaack 1 year ago
@Fmaack Lol it's true. America is a filthy place. I would say the same about both countries though. Their both greedy..America is out for world domination and Canada is always after that internet money
roidz17 1 year ago
@roidz17 you are very stupid
damnitabelincoln 1 year ago
@roidz17 ... What in the world is "internet money"?
ckret2 1 year ago
@ckret2 south park reference.
ooMONKEYoo 1 year ago
The pronunciation of about as aboot comes from the french part of Canada, it has to do with there accent! As for accents, you couldn't possibly think Canadians sound dumber than New Yorkers or people south of the mason /dixon line. Yall have a good day, hahaha
alekat47 1 year ago
@alekat47 I really doubt you have ever heard a French Canadian speak English, "aboot" is much more reminiscent of the maritime, especially Newfoundland, accent. Think of the Scottish accent and you'll see what I mean.
Dweezilsome 1 year ago
america, a land of
eazyduzitjacob 1 year ago
They came up with IN AMERICA before Yugioh: Abridged!
hobbitninja 1 year ago
They invented IN AMERICA before Yugioh Abridgedf
hobbitninja 1 year ago
How many of these things don't apply to Canada except the flag? I guess these Canadians were desperate to take a dig at America. If the guy had said these things about Canada, they probably wouldn't have thought it was funny.
SaudaraLink 1 year ago
@SaudaraLink actually its called humor mate, im canadian honestly i take canadian jokes daily....learn to have some humor and learn to take a joke like we do.....
lokaiz 1 year ago
@lokaiz It's humor if its funny. What one finds funny is influenced by a lot of things. I could see why a Canadian might be more inclined to find this funny with the US, such a big imposing power, on its doorstep.
SaudaraLink 1 year ago
@SaudaraLink Yes, but America takes digs at Canada too, so why not? There is a small number of successful Canadian comedy shows compared to American comedy shows that probably have taken more jibes at Canada.
You can pretty much substitute any country in it, and someone will take offense to it and someone will get over it and find it funny.
spazzing 1 year ago
This skit: pissing off oversensitive Americans for nearly 20 years, and still going strong.
lovetoeatallthefood 1 year ago 51
@lovetoeatallthefood yea us undersensitive ones laughed pretty hard. also doesnt canada have a whale world or whatever by now? and like 16 provinces?
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phobal 1 year ago
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@lovetoeatallthefood hahaha and canadians are not at all oversensitive. oh no. not at all. ha.
phobal 1 year ago
@phobal Congrats on learning the difference between __over__sensitive and __in__sensitive, though. You must be very proud.
lovetoeatallthefood 1 year ago
51 states? Atleast we don't say zed . . . and know what it's all aboot . . .
XiaoEn311 1 year ago
@XiaoEn311 No one has ever said aboot. You are just too fucking stupid to speak ENGLISH instead of that mutt language called american.
RustyShackleford1776 1 year ago
@RustyShackleford1776 - Wow rusty, such foul language. Let me guess, you are a canook? Mmmmm . . . so is my mother and 2 sisters, so I do know about the accent (at least in their area). And guess what, there are different accents even in different parts of Canada, so do you called them mutts 'cuz there english isn't up to snuff to yours?
XiaoEn311 1 year ago
@XiaoEn311 1. There is no such thing as "canook" its Canuck. 2. I don't give a rat's ass about your chink relatives.
RustyShackleford1776 1 year ago
@XiaoEn311 What's wrong with Zed? Lol you're taking a few bits and pieces you know about Canada and use it against them. They were being ironic, obviously they know it's not 51 states.
I don't get how someone who is Asian and lives in America can diss another country. You seem desperate to become a "typical" American. Don't do that, use your brain, if you're going to take pride in your country, show respect to other countries, kid.
spazzing 1 year ago