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  • I thought he pulled Pauline down because he wanted a sandwich

  • noooooooooo! Pauline!!!!!!

  • didn' daneboe do this EXACT same thing?

  • @TheSur5r it clearly says "CREATED BY DANABOE"

  • and that's why Princess Peach became the new damsel distress.

  • I was laughing.

  • oh com'on scorpion, at least f--k her first ;)

  • If Mario was there he would get out a sluge hammer and crush Scorpian`s head off cool video!!!!!!!!!! :P

  • @Caleb1upman Nah, more likley Shao Kahn would crush Marios head with the hammer

  • @TheRadioactivemutant Play Kiler Instinct it`s cool for SNES.....HADUKEN

  • Tails is right! Mortal kombat's better. Mario must be pissed when he saw this video!

  • What the hell is that, hahahahahahah very funny

    Scorpion killed the two

    why don't scorpion killed Donkey kong and keep it the girl?

  • "Oh I'm sorry I thought I was supposed to kill both the ape and the princess."

  • seems like donkey kong never had a chance

  • Best video of ALL TIME!  You sir have WON THE INTERNET!

  • LMAFO....scorpion just found the secret cheat code.... killing everybody

  • Hahaha

  • Mario: DAMMIT SCORPION I WANTED HER ALIVE HOW AM I GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER NOW?

    Scorpion: Look I rescued her so were splitting her you get the head, & I get to keep the body. *pulls out spear* unless you have a problem with that.

    Mario: You know what....why don't you just keep the head too.

  • Donkey- " Scorpion, can we talk this out?"

    Scorpion- " Fuck you, it's the last time u called me banana, get over here!"

  • SCORPION RULAZ!

  • did anyone notice that he got points for doing that

  • Now thats what I call easy mode for Donkey Kong

  • scorpin is hartless killer

    

  • scorpion doesnt give a fuck abt anyone he wll kill any one even his own sis

  • fuck ya

  • I strangely got a boner while watching this video!

  • gey 

  • TOASTY!!!

  • funny ..... as .....fuck

  • Uh... Scorpion....... your supposed to SAVE the princess not kill her ugh...... i. i swear we need a plumber to take care of this stuff not a ninja

  • Hah showed mario how its done. well in mortal kombat.

  • scorpion vs. Mileena:

    -GET OVER HERE!

    *sees mileena face*

    - STAY OVER THERE!

  • lol

  • TOASTY!!

  • soooooooooo better!!!

  • Princess:OH Scorpion! You are my hero!

    Scorpion:Get over there!

    Princess:Hey what are you doing you fucking retarde...

    SCORPION WINS

  • TOASTY! 2D!

  • That is why Scorpian Rules :)

  • arent those noises from mk 9?

  • lol they got the GET OVER HERE thing from wow when the deathknight hits deathgrip

  • @dragonshot62 no scorpian always says that

  • @7777TheShade yeah its like, his thing...

  • @dragonshot62 Actually Scorpion has said that in almost every Mortal Kombat Game. Everytime he gets someone with the spear.

  • @dragonshot62 Yeah your obviously not a true gamer. Hes said that since the very first MK so if the DK from WoW says it like that then Im sorry to break it to you, but they stole it from MK.

  • Did Scorpion jus put the spear on the princesses vagina 0_o

  • @jershino its not a spear its a snake

  • @1rhinodances Actually, it's a spear. To be specific, it is a kunai attached to a rope. This has always been since MK1. To prove my point: in MK 2011 the move is called "Spear" and its enhanced version "Flame Spear." Not trying to put you down or anything, just correcting a misinformed.

  • @maskedninjacookie oh ok, but when i saw the movie he said GET OVER HERE! and then it was snake chasing someone

  • @jershino Thats what I call PENETRATION!

  • @jershino he raped the monkey too

  • @jershino spear= dildo

  • @jershino

    Isn't that usually where the guy's spear goes? o:

  • @jershino its not a princess

  • hahahaha LOL

  • Thumbs up if you laughed hard.

  • hah take that! fucking gay nintendo donkey kong shit.

  • Honestly I was looking forward to him jumpin over barrels and then doing a mortal combat fight...

  • funny video

  • ??????????????????????????

  • TOASTY lol

  • lol

    

  • Instant favorite!

  • Scorpion just stole Sub-Zero's fatality.

  • @WebVMan Scorpion stole that fatality as well in Mortal Kombat: Deception. Yeah, it looked particularly more vicious in that game, but it was still basically the same.

  • It would happen just like this

  • Man, I saw this on Video Games Live!

  • dk:what the f..k thats not fare scorpion:so who cares.

  • finally someone passed donkey kong with flawless victory!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk This Video Is Very Funny

    He is a few seconds I almost laughed For Hours

  • WOOPSEE!

  • That's not much of a game...lol

  • lol

  • hahaha, that was epic!!!

  • this is sooooo f*cking FUNNY! xD

  • lame. i feel like they could have expanded on the idea

  • geniale! complimenti^^

  • LOL

    

  • your sappose to rescue her scorpin not kill her

  • And that's how it's done! XD

  • I'd buy this game

  • hahahhaa X'D

  • i think both of them need a one up

  • not a flawless victory?

  • 1 million likes. That was so freaking awesome.

  • 36 people want this to be a cheat for Donkey Kong.

  • " Yay donkey kong dead!!"

    "GET OVER HERE!!!!"

    " AAAAAHHHH!!!!"

    scorpion rips of her head

    " Fatality"

    I think scorpion forgot the objective of the game =l

  • @The98GEAR scorpion:GET OVER HERE

    *kills you*

    *then he sees the comment im writing*

    scorpion:GET OVER HERE

    *im more dead than you*XD

  • @The98GEAR yeah I thought he was gonna do a dryhumpality on her

  • @The98GEAR and yet he still wins

  • @The98GEAR LMFAO

  • @The98GEAR

    he needs no other objective than kill.

  • THis is so fukin EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMMFAO now that! was funny

  • dont mess with scorpion

  • TOASTY

  • *scorpion observes high and long obstacle course that would take up to much time and sweat*

    Scorpion: ....... OH FUCK THIS!!! GET OVER HEEEERE!!!!

  • Esto simplemente no puede ser mas malo ¬¬!

  • Well, that's one way to play Donkey Kong..yea.

  • ok wait wait wait.... its either Daneboe steals from machinima or machinima steals from daneboe

  • I Wish Donkey Kong The Game Was That Easy

  • LOL

  • jajajajajajaa no mames jjajaja

  • while scorpion kicking donkey kong ass

    mario is getting shit beat of him

  • If only this worked. This game gave me quite a bit of trouble in my Let's Play of Donkey Kong 64...

  • Scorpion does not rip heads, Sub zero does!

  • That's now much easier to win!

  • u bastard

  • Holy Crapalality

  • O_0

  • OMFGROFLOLLULZ

  • it should have been holy-crapality

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  • Hooptee!

  • @flyingfish92  it´s "toasty",

  • 31 people had an encounter with scopian

  • 31 people play Sims.

  • sOUNDS LIKE HE SAID..PUUUSSSSYYYYYY...HAHAHAH­A

  • lol come here with donkey at begining :p

  • To all who think vids have stolen Omg u r retarded

  • why doesnt fuking machinima have to steal daneboes vids those fuk tards

  • HOLY LOL!

  • my jaw just fuckin dropped....

  • hahahahahhaha

  • THAT WAS EPIC MAN WOOOOOT

  • Of course.

  • new record 

  • wholly crap that was epic!

  • awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • i thought scorpion was going to rape her.

  • @conkersbadfurdaywar

    .. if only = \

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.LAUGHED ME ASS OFF WHEN I SAW THIS,

  • JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJ! XDDDD

  • lol cool

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA XD

  • Man, Scorpion really needs to beef up on his personal skills. Start with small talk, not decapitation. As for Kong - he had it coming.

  • dane boe is the master!

  • For those have seen Billy Madison, this shouldn't shock you.

    Kid: i think Mortal Kombat for Sega Genisis is the best game ever!

    Adam Sandler: MK is a good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever!

  • You've shown us GAME A. Can you show us what GAME B is like?

  • If this game came out in the 80s or early 90s, it would've been banned or heavily censored in the USA. Nintendo of America had really strict policies on game violence back then.

  • Mario: Ok Pauline , I'm here to- (looks at the carnage) oh wow.... holy shit this is bad.

    Well uh, i guess i can always save that princess from that weird dino-turtle dude. So uh, guess im outta- hey who are you?

    Scorpion: Don't worry I'll make this quick and painless.

    Mario: reh, really?!

    Scorpion: HA HA, hell no!!! This is gonna hurt mofo!!

    Meanwhile, at the frozen Mushroom Kingdom..

    Sub-Zero: My mighty Koopas, you will learn the ways of the Lin Kuei!!!!

    Koopas: (CHEERS)

  • @hybridRace92

    Too long...did not read...

  • @hybridRace92 WTF how is this the #1 comment its retarded......

  • @hybridRace92 And that's how the ninja turtles came about.

  • @mrguy22494 Best, reply, ever.

  • @mrguy22494 Badass comment my good sir. :D

  • lol i seriously laught my ass off

  • It would be funny if he starting raping her

  • Daneboe 4ever!!!

  • Game Over.. you were supposed to SAVE the princess.. also you were supposed to STOP dk not kill him.. you owe the zoo and the country... 1 billlion dollars

  • @YoYoKirby1 insert Dr. Evil music

  • @hybridRace92 When I read my post again while thinking of the music, I lol'd pretty damn hard, thanks for the comment. :D

  • Daneboe rocks lol

  • lol scorpion owned donkey kong

  • wow shortest...game...ever...lol

  • SCORPION YOU SHOULD SAVE HER NOT RIP HER HEAD OFF!! =D

  • Respond to this video... EPIC LMAO

  • 0:12 ...."so what, hes just gonna run up kicking fireballs away?"

    0:15 "HOLY SHIT!

  • LMFAO

  • O_o

    

  • Heres my only words to this part 0:20 , Scorpion has balls ripping off the head on a innocent princess.

  • O_O......

  • ...EPIC.

  • haha

  • Rofl xD

  • New World record for faster time beating donkey kong I think.

  • O_o 

  • O_o

  • lol

  • Soo Ez.

  • lol,is very speed

  • What happened to round 2

  • @TheSuperSayian9000 theres no need every1 was killed by scorpion

  • @91pup Yeah because they were so weak scorpion can kill them so easily

  • @TheSuperSayian9000 exactly so no round 2..unless the throw like bowser and whoever else in2 the mix. i think that would be totally awsome

  • @91pup round 2 should be a bonus round with Mario.

  • @TheSuperSayian9000 perfect

  • Donkey Kombat

  • 0_0

  • saw it comin

  • scorpion is like "i have to climb this? SCREW IT! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!" rofl