Sarah Teather's stand-up routine

[rhysepoos]

Politicians should never try to be comedians. If they want to be funny, they should just do their job, which usually results in some sort of tragically hilarious calamity.

[GiloRocks]

holy crap she must be an undercover tory or something...

[Turban83]

'Ere all week'

[npe1]

Utterly cringe worthy. You could cut the embarrassed silence that met her so called jokes with a knife. Looking forward to the next election when we boot Teather out of parliament.

[gymnosophy]

tumble-weed blows across stage.... 

[TalonMercenary]

shockingly bad, and deservedly

[ugforthewin]

I'm booking her for a party.

[Jimmmeeehhh]

the Osborne one was great!

[stephennewton]

Painful. Not even the home audience can fake a chuckle.

[Shiftee88]

Shes ugly but she has a nice big ass and big tits. id hit it.

[ugforthewin]

@Shiftee88 ...

[ugforthewin]

I've seen worse.

Most 'uni' students.

[SPUDS1983]

The awkward silence after each gag says it all. Your no jo brand

[Induna123]

I thinks she's sexy. For a politician anyway :)

[scodee]

minter

[hdmartyh]

shes strangely fit.....

[metallitech]

@hdmartyh that's probably because she doesn't have a beard and sandals.

[gladiator3543]

I can't bear it, this should be used for torture!

[neddington]

I uploaded a funny dubstep remix of the Memphis Cheerleader. Check my channel or here's the link /watch?v=DxAVWIGC1Bk

[flaaaaay]

I'm only nine seconds in and already it's bowel-clenching agony.

[Jimmmeeehhh]

felt so cringed watching that.

[Svenhartley]

The last joke about Gideon the cum-faced cokehead wanker was alright.

[mikesheen741]

@Svenhartley What has George Osborne done to upset you?

[Svenhartley]

@mikesheen741

It wasn't my fault; it was the weather!

[ForeignConclusions]

I was in the audience, and I can confirm that it was just as excruciating as it seems here. Don Foster had been given similarly duff material, but he has some sort of sense of humour. Oh well, I suppose government ministers aren't chosen for their comedic talent...

[ugforthewin]

@ForeignConclusions you were only there because you want her panties

[binstig]

surreal.

[jidm5]

She isnt standing up ?? :P

[MOGGS1942]

How embarrassing was that?

[patpopov]

ಠ_ಠ

[councilglasses]

Oh dear ,fuckin lefty teacher,s.Wishie washie everyones a winner weak plad delusional bullshit politics.

[0TedMaul0]

Capybaras can't do comedy.

[iFistedFlipper113]

Get this woman back into the kitchen.

[xixRASxix]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jrules0193]

Why was this in the comedy section of youtube?!?!

[joshlovescranking]

CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE!

[Pez712]

FAAAAAYYYUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL

[LankyMartian]

Hehe, is funny coz is not funny.

[neilread82]

New team captain for Mock The Week???

[ugforthewin]

@neilread82 mock the week is shit and mainly for tards

[neilread82]

Awkward. Silly bitch.

[mrmRnicebarstard]

@0end0 YES

[zZEDMUIRZz]

Girl

No kitchen

This makes nien sense

[petujaymz]

stupid bitch

lol

[harrisonkew92]

Oh haha, i will reminisce over this while reading the telegraph

[LDStarling]

wait...... was this meant to be funny?

[KyrisTV]

not funny

[FukCommando]

can someone explain the peter hain joke? thanks

[leonc08]

Fat bitch is not funny but ill still pork her

[TheGRH1994]

hes doing the tango or has he been tangoed... awkward when your punch line gets less laughs then the intro..

[bowlerama2]

there must be some kind of mistake.. this is in the comedy section of youtube and it hasent been uploaded by failblog

[AdamRyanKirkwood]

Painfullllllllllllllllllll

[21ishy21]

I DONT GET IT!!!

[nightfoxct9]

Oh very dear what an epic fail, i think the few people who were laughing were doing it to be polite cos they felt sorry for her...

[dan11009]

that was great i was howling with laughter... until I watched this video and decided to commit suicide

[itfcandy]

Typical lib dems - they're even the joke of YouTube now. Pick your audience.

[funnyboy123321]

-_-

[TheJeromeferreira]

Shes doing it wrong!!

[JamesWoodwardTV]

I think I just threw up in my mouth :/

[martin11334]

Eurghhhhhh :'( such bad jokes -.-

[tho080701]

watch?v=QSZA9d1IOfg watch this fat kid fail haha so funny lol!!

[emmaxkennedy]

this is so painful i feel as if I've walked into a door... :|

[SuperWiles]

Ooooo it hurts so bad

[ShinyMoonCheese]

This was painful to watch.

[tinyJJG]

Ouch!

[neilfri]

She deserves to be gunged with toxic waste!

[ThePandaDiscoParty]

this was hard viewing.. might flag it.

[MichaelFGAU]

I'm surprised people were laughing at all

[Saaduk92]

"You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable at just how unfunny that actually was."

- Dr. Perry Cox.

[TheGuitarguy3000]

Loool I was in a meeting with her once during my work experience for the department of education :)

[Ellis01234567890]

if i was in the crowd id take the opportunity to stand out and laugh like...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUNNY FUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but do it sarcasticly

[cymraegambyth]

@Ellis01234567890 Literally lol'd at the thought of that! Someone should've gone Stewie Griffin style: 'Oh my god, that was sooo funny! Do you write your own material? Because that was so fresh! Or has he been tangoed? Oh my god, what a clever, clever girl you are. Mmm, because that was so fresh!' etc, etc.

[Guvna07]

Who let her out!

[CopyriteInfringement]

to be fair..a room full of politicians would be a tough audience....miserable bastards

[SlideRulePirate]

Tragically, I think she should give up her day job.

[Battyman14]

Retard

[sgrzadkowski]

What a fucking moron. Simple.

[MegaTrainspotter]

still funnier than Jim Davidson any day..

[djmadmaxie]

Nice vid please check mine out how you can get free playstaion 3 no joke

[1471perry]

she was ok, i would

[kushywooshy]

shut up meg

[araam101]

@kushywooshy LOL

[araam101]

@kushywooshy LOL

[TheRamboRage]

awwwwwwwwkward turtle

[4Gthing]

Cringe.

[MrBushWookiee]

Whatever you do, don't vote Lib Dem or else we'll have to put up with this kind of torture for four years.

[MrCharlie245]

That was painful

[LEON7664]

Either get your tits out, or get back in the fucking kitchen bitch.

[overblaatersinc]

try reading out your manifesto.......that will get the laughs

[AthiestPriest666]

how does a racist joke start?

by looking over your shoulders...

[mushroomchrisn]

what the fuck is this shit.

[Blainus82]

Snooty, unfunny dickhead.

[Jessica616ify]

That awkward moment when... this happens.

[IceaSmith]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahah

[PauloPelle14]

Hahahaha! Oh... how incredibly shit.

[StolenPersonality]

wow, that was bad. 

[ztls6i]

Top notch stuff here. It's a shame she had such a tough crowd. There were some great jokes there. Line dancing, strictly.... Very topical.

[NightsSisterTwilight]

Well, that was painful

[olimcfc]

Nicola Murray?

[ShowMeYourSkillo]

ouch

[JackHargreave]

that line dance joke was actually hilarious imo



[metallitech]

@JackHargreave I didn't get it.

[JackHargreave]

@metallitech there was a big scandal he was doing lines of coke

[pepsoflexo]

Since when did Jerry Sinefeld become a politician?

[petujaymz]

...

HILARIOUS!

stpid fat bich

she shud go wank her dad off

[TheJay9002]

I'd ride sarah

[MrPencilcup]

I like the bit when she tells the joke

[Akkanb18c]

what a jew.

[ATLjade1]

Awkward...

[StarGamerMedia]

the funiest thing was i accidently pausef it at the start and it wasa gr8 muck shot

[badborat]

About who's running my county at the moment. PS sorry for the split comment

[badborat]

Humour? So have they given up on policies, listening to the people or generally being a party? Now its a comedy club, makes me feel so much more comforatble

[JimmyCase1977]

This should be flagged, I dont want to see somebody die a death on my computer.

[marcarmstrong88]

How has this video got so many views yet hardly any votes or comments?! This seems a bit odd to me.

[JAMamation]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! OMG..

[kennymatheson]

I'm going to have to say no.

[RuariMD]

TOTAL SHITE

[kennymatheson]

Toe curling

[MrStraight2hell]

AWK,,,,,WUD!!!!!!

[maxiboyskillz]

@ oDannnYx lee nelson is well good

[oDannnYx]

She's still better than Lee Nelson...

[oDannnYx]

oh dear this is embarrassing to watch

[MrHype321]

Why is this video listed under comedy?

[fuzzface100]

Cringe......

[DevotedIslamfan]

*silence * ....

Very few chuckles

Awky

[WhyAccordingToWill]

Damn... I thought Pat Condell was the worst comedian on youtube.

[JOHNJIE1]

Awkward

[Alaynebaseball]

Debbie Downer... Whomp Whomp Wahhhh

[grimobo]

oh lord, she's terrible.

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Show biz for ugly people.

[pxdud]

...What?

[MegaJaycop]

makes me feel shameful to be English..

[triplekerdanger1]

Pretty sure I saw a couple of tumbleweeds

[Tom4Cheese]

Can someone explain to me why the line dance bit about George Osbourne was meant to be funny?

I literally dont get it.

[tojoconfused]

'Suppose it would've gone down better with Labour shit if she'd fucked & betrayed the cuntry as an encore.

[roblloyd1703]

Still funnier than Lee Nelson....

[fr4udster]

Cringe

[radiooctaves]

Her PR team should be shot at dawn for this. Tragic!

It's possibly a postmodern comedic meta-narrative self-consciously delineating the conventions of stand-up comedy from a site of irony, in which case it's still not funny.

[bewilderedkettle]

Oh leave her alone... she's a politician having a little fun. You cunts are obviously much less funny than her, so fuck off.

[ibanezrgt220]

I can't believe that a seemingly intelligent woman would do this. What a total fucktard

[CastleAnthraxx]

This reminds me of Jason Manford moaning about awful political humour always is.

Gordon Brown said he'd send the rebels who were plotting against him to the salt mines (yeah, that was the 'joke') and he got a massive uproar of laughter and applause in the House of Commons. Easiest gig in the world.

[picaVpica]

Aww, c'mon, this is much funnier that most things on BBC3. Just add a laugh track and it will be fit to hype.

[TheLagunaSunrise]

Kill that cunt.

[writingstoner]

oh jesus.

[333hlvevl]

POLITICAL HUMOR!!! ARGHHHHH SOOO FUCKING FUNNNNNNY ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[amann24]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL dead

[CoolBlokeAndABit]

I was totally expecting her to say "Do you know why W.S Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side".

[ianw2809]

politicians should stick to what they do best.... talk a load of crap. oh hang on she is, keep up the good work!!

[congoz2]

i'd give her one!!!

[ElDistortoDeMelodica]

Lolwut.

[1smellyjellybelly1]

ouch



[dyb81446]

I think I'm in love! And people say that women don't make good comedians

[theyounghistorian77]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Sarah"

"Sarah who?"

*groan*

[IlRezzonico]

Never had a proper job in her whole life. Just a professional politician crawling up the greasy pole, and lining her pockets at the taxpayer's expense.

[eddzzy]

@IlRezzonico Before becoming an MP she had numerous consultancy roles, including for Macmillan Cancer Relief. I can't say so for sure but i'd guess she earned more doing that. The vast majority of MPs go far beyond the 'maximum working hours' specified by regulations. When you're working 60 hour weeks and facing a constant barrage of criticism from those whose sole purpose is to oppose you all just in the name of public service come back & maybe i'll be interested in your opinion, idiot!

[LaylanBaby]

why do this to yourself? your not funny!

[xXDinobloodXx]

She's a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.

[twedros12]

@xXDinobloodXx haha yeah she sucks lol the funniest part is that she was waiting for laughs and noone laughed

[shoaibbtt]

hahahhahahha the real life buzz killington from family guy

[asamushroomcloud]

Excruciating. Somebody should have chucked on a tumbleweed.

[FangedReviewer]

The audience suck!

I mean...i would have told her she should stick to making sandwiches.

[Schlockenspiel]

so... anyway...

[youfatstinkypoo]

There must be about 30 thousand people in Britain who know what the Quad is, the vast majority of the rest of the country don't give a damn.

[macc3123]

@ibidewell And what don't we get please tell us?

[gthreek]

this makes me want to cry