And 500 Iranians will throw it at us. That line was perfect, it shows the insanity of the thought that if Iran gets a nuke, the whole world will go nuts.
I bet he'll hunt the red coats, not like the schmucks in office now who bow down to foreign governments like little children in front of a catholic priest.
@georgesco94 if you listen to the punchline that follows the "it's not the film" comment it sort of explains it. He means that when they send video out and it's in black and white, instead of colour film like everything is today, they're not using black and white film, they're using colour film. They're just so evil that colours don't exist there. Because colours give thing life and make things look pretty and make people happy. Because they're evil in North Korea they don't have colours.
Why did you put the hunting bit after the Iraq war bit, when the hunting bit leads directly into the Iraq bit (and the Iraq bit contains a callback joke form the hunting bit)
Why can I not down load the you tube videos, I was able to down load them before using Real player? I really need them when I travel. It keeps me from going insane.
Please some one help me set this up so that I can down load them to my hard drive.
I love it when people take moments out of stories, movies, and stand-up routines and take out all the bits that aren't the punchline so it's a mish-mash of "my favorite quotes." Uncontextualization makes things funny!
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I've never laughed at a single joke by Lewis Black. All he ever does is deliver cliche observations with no depth...always leaves you hanging waiting for a real punchline.
@flexicon1996 then for the rest of us. it wouldnt be funny haha. its not really about the punchline. its how they deliver the joke. and lewis black delivers it like no one else!!!!!
@flexicon1996 why the fuck would u need a real punchline? oh probably to tell when to laugh right? cause u don't have a fucken clue what Lewis black is talkin about, just like u don't know what your fucking your talking about.
@flexicon1996 Comedy: A dramatic work that is light and often humorous or satirical in tone and that usually contains a happy resolution of the thematic conflict.
If you ever saw a live performance of his, you'd see the "deliverance" of his work. But this youtube vid is just a clip show.
What happens in D.C., stays on You Tube! It's true! This ass-whole was in the hippodrome theater. I got live coverage via You Tube!!!! He's so F***ing funny!!!
isnt it the other way around? becuz wen u do the color thing, wen u move the red blue and green all the way up, it makes white; wen u turn it all the way down, it creates black
@5308675309 Actually the US tried that once, look up the Iran-Iraq war, they basically butted heads for eight years, the Reagan administration backed Saddam btw. But yeah, hundreds of thousands of lives later they quit it, knowing that neither could wipe out of other. Three years later: the Gulf war.
@theScytheofGod Sue your Art class teacher, it's the other way around ^^ white incorporates all colors, which you can 'create' by shining light through a prisma for instance, complementary colors = all colors, which combined produce the color white....physics classes from school back then ;)
@theScytheofGod Not true, it's the exact reverse. White is all the colours, black is the absence of light. I saw absence of light because if you have light, there's colour, even if it seems black, it can at most be darkblue or something, not black. Anything black appears as a hole in existence.
@spydermanspyder Nope, it's still the same there. It might say it's black, but only way computer software could make something black is if it could make something not reflect light at all.
Going into a room and shutting the door so tight that no light can enter at all should make everything black, but then again, your body emits infrared light, which we can't see, but still is light. So....the only black thing is something that sucks in light and never lets it go. A black hole.
@jursle In regards to your debate with spydermanspyder, you are both right and wrong. There are two ways to percieve. In light, white is the presence of all colors of the spectrum, and black is the absence of any photons, or no colors. In art, or painting, or talking about physical color... white is the absence of all color, and black is the presence of them all mixed together. They do however work in accordance with each other.
@Daelmyth True, but that isn't actually colour. We might say that objects or paint have colour, but really only light has colour, all an object can do is reflect it or absord it.
Apart from that tiny detail, you're completely right ^_^
@jursle oh god why the fuck are you arguing about stupid shit. goddamnit i can just picture you two at a party with friends and they are talking about his jokes and having a great time and you two fuckers get into a fucking debate about light and color. holy shit. imagine how stupid you guys look in real life. got it? now shut the fuck up.
@spydermanspyder In regards to your debate with jursle, you are both right and wrong. There are two ways to percieve. In light, white is the presence of all colors of the spectrum, and black is the absence of any photons, or no colors. In art, or painting, or talking about physical color... white is the absence of all color, and black is the presence of them all mixed together. They do however work in accordance with each other.
wildboy as much as I love the monkey post - which I now have saved and is making it's way around my group of friends on facebook lol - Saddam had been evading assassination attempts for many many years. The fact that he had CIA training and a massive amount of body doubles helped a lot.
@hobbes71002 LOL I'm with you guys! As long as the Big Fuckin' Thing isn't subject to a Nuclear Fuck Holocaust (we may need some school desks just in case)
why would north korea (etreme left wing atheist dictatorship) be in a "axis of evil" with iran and iraq (extreme right wing religious dictatorship)?
fascism is anti-communism... thats how it started (germans wanted strong conservative government to defend religion from russia)... middle eastern countries helped hitler fight communism because they are also fascist
Iraq was not a religious dictatorship. It was the most secular nation in the middle east. Saddam had more or less booted out all religious extremists from any and all positions of power.
the most secular nation in the middle east... but the middle east is the least secular place to live
they hang people for being gay... even africa doesnt do that lol... america is intolerant... i live in missouri and im gay and its illegal, but at least im not killed or imprisoned (its kinda a joke law) (a cop would laugh at it here in st.louis)
also how can you have a secular dictatorship.. secular means tolerant of opposing views.. a dictators job is to not give a shit about the minority
2: "Secular" means that the state and church is separate, nothing more. A secular dictatorship is not a contradiction in terms anywhere and indeed a reality in many places.
3: There is only ONE nation in Africa that recognizes same sex marriages. Meanwhile there are SEVERAL that executes people for it.
we are all monkeys... the brown monkeys quit giving the powerful white monkeys fuel and they sent their anti-monkey missles over there and take it back like monkeys do
meanwhile black monkeys are killing eachother with sticks (in africa) and guns (anywhere else)... the yellow monkeys are heading to mars and building robots... and the red monkeys are opening more casinos
any of those monkeys that belive in different invisible monkey gods fight eachother and 1 dies (or 1,000,000)
im not for the war but killing ANY dictator is a good thing
and killing any dilusional (or religious) person is also a good thing in my eyes
i didnt come right out and say that because alot of idiots belive they are fighting for god and the media treats that like its ok... its absolutely rediculous
i dont care if he was secular by middle eastern standards... he was still a dictator and probably 10x more religious than bush
I don't give a shit about him either, I came in to correct you on whether or not Iraq was extreme-religious, which it wasn't. Saddam used "Allah" as a rhetorical tool, nothing more, wanting instead to have himself as the nation's god. Indeed, indeed, religious freedom was quite wide-spread under him, as long as they didn't oppose the state of course but that's another matter. Saddam never was a religious fanatic, the opposite, end of discussion.
bush was an idiot... so just think of the magnitude of idiotness contained in saddam... bush beat saddam at the game of war lol... saddams strategy of hiding in a hole failed him
"Dumber" huh? Yes obviously, because having been embargoed by most of the world, draining your nation's economy and then facing down the single most advanced and powerful army in the world has nothing to do with it.
Also: if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded.
Oh, shut up about the hunting debate. This is a stand-up comedy video. If you dislike what he's talking about, then go watch a different stand-up comic. If you really want to debate this stuff, (1) learn how to debate (I assure you it's not the same thing as calling the other side idiots and contradicting them at every turn) and (2) find a better atmosphere in which to do it. Dear freaking god.
Oh cry me a river! don't give us this "period!" shit. No-one cares about what stipulations you put on how an animal should be hunted, next thing you know there will be "plant rights" activists and they'll start trying to stipulate how we can harvest our wheat.... I mean my hell could you be any more of an idiot?
i think you should only be able to hunt animals which can kill you (lion, tigers and bears on my) and you should be only be able to use a bow and arrow and a hunting knife. if you cant kill the animal with those weapons then you shouldnt be able to kill it. period!
Cause this world is survival of the fittest. Do bears only hunt food that can kill them? I didn't think so. Grizzlies do eat fish, you know. While I understand that's not all they eat, it's retarded to think we (as we are animals too) should only hunt things which can kill us.
im not sure if you have noticed but we are a little more intelligent then a bear. also if we eat everything we hunted then i wouldnt mind as much but we hunt for fun!.to entertain ourselves not to survive. so i thnk that to make it even more entertaining, we should even out the odds a little. then its not so bad if you put that animal up on the wall. it really would be somthing to be proud of. most hunters are cowerds who use 21 centery tec to hunt an animal with 100,000,000, bc defences. bull!
Yes, but you never said anything about the hunting being for sport or for food. Not everyone hunts just for fun. I do agree that it's more entertaining to hunt without using a gun. But I'm not trying to make an enemy here, I just don't agree that we should only hunt things which can kill us. Though I also agree with you that if it's going to be hunting for sport, then the animal should have the ability to kill you. Just to even up the odds.
Or you can be smart and hunt for your food at the store where you only need to be armed with a wallet and leave the hunting to the people with enough firearms to shut you up. Period.
There, I said period. You're not allowed to respond because I said it.
@Enigmers hardly any food at the shopping center is hunted, its farmed jackass! plus i said i have no problem with huning animals if it for food. its hunting for sport that i think is wrong. period..lol.
"Every two weeks they'd have an air raid drill, I guess to remind me THAT I COULD DIE AT ANY MINUTE!" Maybe that's why baby boomers are so screwed up.
I love how one tenth of the audience laughed when he said "it's not the film." Then everyone laughed when he explained they have no color. How did all those people not get the joke?
look at most of the people these days......our school system is not what it needs to be and most people have no common sense or and any idea on world events
You don't have to tell me about the schools today. I made the mistake of majoring in education. Right now I'm just a substitute teacher, and kids today just aren't at the same level as when I was in school, and I only graduated high school 6 years ago. It's a shame.
Dick Cheney's friends look like Quails.
RzzRBladez 6 days ago
And 500 Iranians will throw it at us. That line was perfect, it shows the insanity of the thought that if Iran gets a nuke, the whole world will go nuts.
villalba874 1 month ago
What the hell? That last joke, the punchline is chopped right off. Seriously? Lewis Black would kick your ass for that..
danimal97520 2 months ago
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Lewis Black for president? Hell no. I like capitalism.
RSSsailing 2 months ago
I bet he'll hunt the red coats, not like the schmucks in office now who bow down to foreign governments like little children in front of a catholic priest.
bxlxix69 3 months ago
Lewis Black for President and Ron Paul for Vice President
bxlxix69 3 months ago
@bxlxix69 Racist... I'd rather have Barack Obama as president, Ron Paul as Vice-president and Lewis Black as Obama's personal bowl washer.
Iruth27 2 weeks ago
dude what the fuck? you cut off the punchline to the last joke
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noahelp1 4 months ago
Nice job putting your name on a collection of poor quality videos of Lewis Black's work.
roninprogram 5 months ago
Hellz Yeah
Markoh2020 5 months ago
*Iran... Iran... Iran... IRAK!*
conchudo12345 6 months ago
Go to :22 to skip the bullshit.
zenzetra 6 months ago 3
"....500 Iranians will throw it at us" Brilliant.
johnniejay 6 months ago 13
You well know the americans are SCARED of Iran.
LearnToReadTheKuran 6 months ago
YAY the Who!
Broons2112Bane 6 months ago
Hunting is only a sport if the prey has a gun
tawmkat 6 months ago
@tawmkat Agreed,otherwise just say "im going to kill small animals",doesnt sound as manly that way,sadly more like a sociopath.
SCR489 5 months ago
Build a BIG FUCKIN THING
THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!
ssohood2011 6 months ago
1:43 DID ANYONE NOTICE THE HYDRAULIC NOISE WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
shakybill2 7 months ago 2
@shakybill2 Thought it was someone coughing. Could be wrong, though.
arnold02000 6 months ago
Thumbs up for the guy in the audiance at 1:42.
strongman17 7 months ago
@strongman17 can you explain this joke for me ? i dont really understand english that well
georgesco94 7 months ago
@georgesco94 if you listen to the punchline that follows the "it's not the film" comment it sort of explains it. He means that when they send video out and it's in black and white, instead of colour film like everything is today, they're not using black and white film, they're using colour film. They're just so evil that colours don't exist there. Because colours give thing life and make things look pretty and make people happy. Because they're evil in North Korea they don't have colours.
arstxz319 7 months ago
@arstxz319 10x!
georgesco94 7 months ago
@georgesco94 haha np, glad i could help shed light onto the comedic genius that is.
arstxz319 7 months ago
I've never actually seen black and white footage of North Korea
I have seen black and white footage of America and Germany, though
crocoshocker 7 months ago
"They turned a petting zoo... into Auschwitz" lol
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elocard000 7 months ago
"it even says so on the iraqi page on myspace" lol who uses myspace anymore? goes to show how internet influences social trends xD
TheMetalhead81 8 months ago
Oh my god the Google Captions are even funnier than the stand-up itself, and that's saying something because I love Lewis Black lol
CaitlinLionheart 8 months ago
Why did you put the hunting bit after the Iraq war bit, when the hunting bit leads directly into the Iraq bit (and the Iraq bit contains a callback joke form the hunting bit)
travisharder 8 months ago
46 people are from North Korea.
meshlife88 8 months ago
"Ooh look! We got him in the corner!"
HAHAHAHA.
kman618 8 months ago
a nuclear fuck holocaust hahahahaha
desuface 8 months ago
You don't stand in a circle....
chantingMajic 9 months ago
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i am sorry this guy is not funny at all
icpchic369 10 months ago
funny #LOL
AntiNYCristo 10 months ago
40 People go hunting for quail.
AnnoyingXboxer 10 months ago
"North Korea is the country, that the monkeys from The Wizard of Oz came from..." LOL. Before you get mad you have to understand the comparison...
crowndwner 10 months ago
@crowndwner Who would get mad?'' Kim Jong Ill is probably the only one there with internet acces =D
Prometheukles 10 months ago
Without out a doubt the smartest comedian alive today. And I believe the funiest.
fuckingjunkie 10 months ago 5
That high pitched laugh in the audience is epic :)
DreamsCatcher101 11 months ago 4
8:06 ROFL GUY
vDIABETICvHEROv 11 months ago
I still hide under my desk when I'm scared.
kolonial72 11 months ago
Now the joke is Sarah Palin.
inuyashagem18 1 year ago
should have put the quale hunting jokes before the Iraq jokes ... in this order the call back in the Iraq joke doesn't make sence
sJeGaJn 1 year ago
36 people missed the 'like' button, so sad :(
ZeddicusZulZorrandor 1 year ago 5
In the North Korea-bit, where "...it's not the film."; I love the guy that gets it right before everyone else. Lead-off laughs for the win. \m/
wobdarden 1 year ago 81
@wobdarden Thanks a lot, now all I can hear is that dude laughing!!!
Spydah701 8 months ago
@Spydah701 IT'S SO FUNNY, THOUGH! I'd be that guy.
wobdarden 8 months ago
"North Korea is the country that the flying monkeys in the Wizard Of Oz came from." hahahahah
wtivey 1 year ago
The hunting bit really should follow the Iran bit
WiwuX 1 year ago
Man he could be wrong about the NK XD and im kinda fliping out cus of this but its true
SlayingBB324 1 year ago
you put the Dick Cheney bit after the Iran Iraq bit, you fucking idiot, the punchline doesn't make any sense then
integralfrom0to1 1 year ago
his voice sounds like that actor from Beverley hills cop part two - i think it was some sort of an agent/ pen pusher in an office scene
peckerdecker 1 year ago
the order of the clips completely ruins it.
btuc401 1 year ago
you don't fuck with that kind of evil. LOL
83shovel 1 year ago
LEWIS BLACK FOR PRESIDENT!!!
sparky577 1 year ago 145
@sparky577 No, World Leader
IGetSikWitItX 1 month ago
you messed it up! the hunting is before the iran/iraq part so the shooting part of "iran, iran, iran, IRAQ!" part makes sense.
BTrain0530 1 year ago
@BTrain0530 Thanks! I Didn't get the Iran part lol
schweitzera 1 year ago
rabbits with MS! HAHAHA
myprophet1 1 year ago
One very, very funny man.
Knocknagore 1 year ago
OP needs to kill hims self for such an awful video.
RaidingIsHard 1 year ago
Why can I not down load the you tube videos, I was able to down load them before using Real player? I really need them when I travel. It keeps me from going insane.
Please some one help me set this up so that I can down load them to my hard drive.
thinfilms1 1 year ago
@thinfilms1 use youtube hd transfer then convert with any video converter
rockrollmike 1 year ago
Lewis is funny, but he doesn't know diddly about quail hunting. Jewish city guys don't do that, in general, as he says.
greengringo2003 1 year ago
I love it when people take moments out of stories, movies, and stand-up routines and take out all the bits that aren't the punchline so it's a mish-mash of "my favorite quotes." Uncontextualization makes things funny!
munkyboywndr 1 year ago
Wow, this is so true.
bleachsanchoblastk 1 year ago
I want to go to "The Big Fucking Thing Hotel and Casino".
Emmelina93 1 year ago
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I've never laughed at a single joke by Lewis Black. All he ever does is deliver cliche observations with no depth...always leaves you hanging waiting for a real punchline.
flexicon1996 1 year ago
@flexicon1996 thay are bot jokes you idiot
arrghgarry 1 year ago
@flexicon1996 then for the rest of us. it wouldnt be funny haha. its not really about the punchline. its how they deliver the joke. and lewis black delivers it like no one else!!!!!
cwag100 1 year ago
@flexicon1996 why the fuck would u need a real punchline? oh probably to tell when to laugh right? cause u don't have a fucken clue what Lewis black is talkin about, just like u don't know what your fucking your talking about.
beyondtheglory99 1 year ago
@beyondtheglory99 because the definition of comedy is setting up anticipation for something funny and never delivering, right?
flexicon1996 1 year ago
@flexicon1996 Comedy: A dramatic work that is light and often humorous or satirical in tone and that usually contains a happy resolution of the thematic conflict.
If you ever saw a live performance of his, you'd see the "deliverance" of his work. But this youtube vid is just a clip show.
DesiRobot 1 year ago
and 500 iranians will throw it it at us
HILARIOUS
calirrican5 1 year ago
..."Going quail hunting is like saying im going fishing and going to a gold fish bowl and going GOT IT!" hahahaha LMFAO PRICELESS!
RawBanana85 1 year ago
Every two weeks when I was nine, my elementary school would have an air raid drill...I guess to remind me that I could die at any minute. LOL.
Midas6489 1 year ago
This would be great if the end of jokes weren't cut off. You wanna do a compilation, then at least finish off the jokes...
danimal97520 1 year ago
he almost called north Koreans bitches
xXUnownghost72Xx 1 year ago
Why are quotes from the video always in the Highest Rated Comments section?
Critic863 1 year ago
His show sucked ass but his standups are hilarious
cogzi65 1 year ago 2
u suck man show the whole thing
ADPDirty 1 year ago
I remember those drills. Duck and cover and you'll survive under your desk. LOLOLOL.
jemjean 1 year ago 2
North Korea's the country where the monkeys from the Wizard of Oz came from.
concreteXwater 1 year ago 4
it even said so on the iraqi page on myspace lol
nirvananwa 1 year ago 2
What happens in D.C., stays on You Tube! It's true! This ass-whole was in the hippodrome theater. I got live coverage via You Tube!!!! He's so F***ing funny!!!
F1sh98 1 year ago
Lewis Black for President!!!
EAGLESFFL20 1 year ago
Editing genius is dumb.
makeroftoys 1 year ago 3
LOL I'm with you guys! As long as the Big Fuckin' Thing isn't subject to a Nuclear Fuck Holocaust (we may need some school desks just in case)
kazknight13 1 year ago
I love all Lewis Blacks performance, he is funny than hell. keep them coming.
gwazdos 1 year ago
5 seconds more on the end part would have been better. For those who can't guess or have not seen this. "I got it I got it I got it, (he turns) bam"
runtripfall54 1 year ago
I really wish this would have been a ten minute segment of one show.
Not just a jerk off session of different routines mixed with some microsoft paint and movie maker.
sweedspeed18 1 year ago
isnt it the other way around? becuz wen u do the color thing, wen u move the red blue and green all the way up, it makes white; wen u turn it all the way down, it creates black
thats just wat i thought, not passin any judgment
ledesma444 1 year ago
Haha the Iraqi page on Myspace..
Lewis is sooo darn funny!
jazzvixen 1 year ago
If only we let Saddam and the Iranian wackjob fight each other to death. THEN we should of came.
5308675309 1 year ago
@5308675309 Actually the US tried that once, look up the Iran-Iraq war, they basically butted heads for eight years, the Reagan administration backed Saddam btw. But yeah, hundreds of thousands of lives later they quit it, knowing that neither could wipe out of other. Three years later: the Gulf war.
yannos1000 1 year ago
black and white are colours
mrfclarke 1 year ago
no they are not... learn before u speak...
bb4si 1 year ago
@bb4si how are they not colours?
mrfclarke 1 year ago
@mrfclarke they are the base of every colours, and can make any in that case, some people say white is a coloyr, but black for sure is not...
bb4si 1 year ago
@bb4si white is the absence of all color; black is the incorporation of all colors.
Art classes.
theScytheofGod 1 year ago
@theScytheofGod Sue your Art class teacher, it's the other way around ^^ white incorporates all colors, which you can 'create' by shining light through a prisma for instance, complementary colors = all colors, which combined produce the color white....physics classes from school back then ;)
MrNOo4 1 year ago
@theScytheofGod Not true, it's the exact reverse. White is all the colours, black is the absence of light. I saw absence of light because if you have light, there's colour, even if it seems black, it can at most be darkblue or something, not black. Anything black appears as a hole in existence.
jursle 1 year ago
@jursle This is a false statement. Most computer software can generate the color black...nice try tho.
spydermanspyder 1 year ago
@spydermanspyder Nope, it's still the same there. It might say it's black, but only way computer software could make something black is if it could make something not reflect light at all.
Going into a room and shutting the door so tight that no light can enter at all should make everything black, but then again, your body emits infrared light, which we can't see, but still is light. So....the only black thing is something that sucks in light and never lets it go. A black hole.
jursle 1 year ago
@jursle In regards to your debate with spydermanspyder, you are both right and wrong. There are two ways to percieve. In light, white is the presence of all colors of the spectrum, and black is the absence of any photons, or no colors. In art, or painting, or talking about physical color... white is the absence of all color, and black is the presence of them all mixed together. They do however work in accordance with each other.
Daelmyth 1 year ago
@Daelmyth True, but that isn't actually colour. We might say that objects or paint have colour, but really only light has colour, all an object can do is reflect it or absord it.
Apart from that tiny detail, you're completely right ^_^
jursle 1 year ago
@jursle oh god why the fuck are you arguing about stupid shit. goddamnit i can just picture you two at a party with friends and they are talking about his jokes and having a great time and you two fuckers get into a fucking debate about light and color. holy shit. imagine how stupid you guys look in real life. got it? now shut the fuck up.
MustBeFiend 1 year ago
@spydermanspyder In regards to your debate with jursle, you are both right and wrong. There are two ways to percieve. In light, white is the presence of all colors of the spectrum, and black is the absence of any photons, or no colors. In art, or painting, or talking about physical color... white is the absence of all color, and black is the presence of them all mixed together. They do however work in accordance with each other.
Daelmyth 1 year ago
"And what you do, is build a big fucking thing. I don't care what it is, as long as it's big, and it's a fucking thing!"
He is a genius.
kman618 1 year ago 4
Lewis; don't forget about all the wetlands that will have to be paved over for the "Big Fucking Thing" PARKING LOT.
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mrfclarke 1 year ago
wildboy as much as I love the monkey post - which I now have saved and is making it's way around my group of friends on facebook lol - Saddam had been evading assassination attempts for many many years. The fact that he had CIA training and a massive amount of body doubles helped a lot.
Azmodawn 1 year ago
@Azmodawn didn't evade the last one!
mrfclarke 1 year ago
The Iraqi Page on MySpace
LMAO
runnysmokey0304 1 year ago 4
Lol: I don't care what it is, as long as it's big, and it's a fucking thing!
hobbes71002 2 years ago 162
@hobbes71002 yea
kuzja124 1 year ago
a big fucking thing restourant the big fucking thing hotell and casino a big fucking thing SPA
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@hobbes71002 LOL I'm with you guys! As long as the Big Fuckin' Thing isn't subject to a Nuclear Fuck Holocaust (we may need some school desks just in case)
kazknight13 1 year ago
@hobbes71002 That's what she said!!!
lifelovingdude45 1 year ago
...its not the film....
so much lolz
TMJECCO 2 years ago
why would north korea (etreme left wing atheist dictatorship) be in a "axis of evil" with iran and iraq (extreme right wing religious dictatorship)?
fascism is anti-communism... thats how it started (germans wanted strong conservative government to defend religion from russia)... middle eastern countries helped hitler fight communism because they are also fascist
bush was a retard to make such a statement
wildboy789789 2 years ago
@wildboy789789
Iraq was not a religious dictatorship. It was the most secular nation in the middle east. Saddam had more or less booted out all religious extremists from any and all positions of power.
yannos1000 1 year ago 3
the most secular nation in the middle east... but the middle east is the least secular place to live
they hang people for being gay... even africa doesnt do that lol... america is intolerant... i live in missouri and im gay and its illegal, but at least im not killed or imprisoned (its kinda a joke law) (a cop would laugh at it here in st.louis)
also how can you have a secular dictatorship.. secular means tolerant of opposing views.. a dictators job is to not give a shit about the minority
wildboy789789 1 year ago
1: Saddam Hussein decriminalized homosexuality.
2: "Secular" means that the state and church is separate, nothing more. A secular dictatorship is not a contradiction in terms anywhere and indeed a reality in many places.
3: There is only ONE nation in Africa that recognizes same sex marriages. Meanwhile there are SEVERAL that executes people for it.
yannos1000 1 year ago 2
we are all monkeys... the brown monkeys quit giving the powerful white monkeys fuel and they sent their anti-monkey missles over there and take it back like monkeys do
meanwhile black monkeys are killing eachother with sticks (in africa) and guns (anywhere else)... the yellow monkeys are heading to mars and building robots... and the red monkeys are opening more casinos
any of those monkeys that belive in different invisible monkey gods fight eachother and 1 dies (or 1,000,000)
wildboy789789 1 year ago 3
Okay so what are you trying to say? That when any actual arguments you can make fail you revert to whiny knee-jerk cynicism?
yannos1000 1 year ago
no im just saying who cares about saddam?
im not for the war but killing ANY dictator is a good thing
and killing any dilusional (or religious) person is also a good thing in my eyes
i didnt come right out and say that because alot of idiots belive they are fighting for god and the media treats that like its ok... its absolutely rediculous
i dont care if he was secular by middle eastern standards... he was still a dictator and probably 10x more religious than bush
wildboy789789 1 year ago
I don't give a shit about him either, I came in to correct you on whether or not Iraq was extreme-religious, which it wasn't. Saddam used "Allah" as a rhetorical tool, nothing more, wanting instead to have himself as the nation's god. Indeed, indeed, religious freedom was quite wide-spread under him, as long as they didn't oppose the state of course but that's another matter. Saddam never was a religious fanatic, the opposite, end of discussion.
yannos1000 1 year ago
who are you... the fucking discussion ender?
bush was an idiot... so just think of the magnitude of idiotness contained in saddam... bush beat saddam at the game of war lol... saddams strategy of hiding in a hole failed him
1 monkey is dumber, 1 monkey dies
and this monkey typeing this comment doesnt care
wildboy789789 1 year ago
@wildboy789789
"Dumber" huh? Yes obviously, because having been embargoed by most of the world, draining your nation's economy and then facing down the single most advanced and powerful army in the world has nothing to do with it.
Also: if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded.
yannos1000 1 year ago
@yannos1000 fight the Chinese or the Japanese again or even the russians and see who wins
mrfclarke 1 year ago
"They turned a petting zoo into Aushwitz" LOL
Thoralmir 2 years ago 57
North korea is the country that the monkey from the wizard of oz came from! LOLLL!!!!
rjdrums97 2 years ago 3
the mafia will kill their best friend. our government is the mafia.
moviesforrandy 2 years ago 3
Dick was hunting for dick
DanglinSausage 2 years ago
Dick was hunting for judges
jigglebilly235 2 years ago
My roommate says I'm laughing too loud. Now I feel bad, I'm usually soo considerate...
mrpink1567 2 years ago
you must be the shit because you have a theme song binki-boy
ramosjf 2 years ago
Oh, shut up about the hunting debate. This is a stand-up comedy video. If you dislike what he's talking about, then go watch a different stand-up comic. If you really want to debate this stuff, (1) learn how to debate (I assure you it's not the same thing as calling the other side idiots and contradicting them at every turn) and (2) find a better atmosphere in which to do it. Dear freaking god.
CunningSoapMan 2 years ago 4
Spoken like a true person with a brain.
Thank you. : )
SolenmSerpent 2 years ago 3
wow that is the worst intro i have ever seen. lame channel man
burtondude2 2 years ago 3
Oh cry me a river! don't give us this "period!" shit. No-one cares about what stipulations you put on how an animal should be hunted, next thing you know there will be "plant rights" activists and they'll start trying to stipulate how we can harvest our wheat.... I mean my hell could you be any more of an idiot?
tinkertoy03 2 years ago
i'd like to get a licence to hunt you.
slimithy12 2 years ago
"I mean my hell could you be any more of an idiot?"
Yes. He could be you. That would do the job about a billion times over.
firegod001 2 years ago
i think you should only be able to hunt animals which can kill you (lion, tigers and bears on my) and you should be only be able to use a bow and arrow and a hunting knife. if you cant kill the animal with those weapons then you shouldnt be able to kill it. period!
slimithy12 2 years ago
@slimithy12 no.
DeadMooze 2 years ago
why not?
slimithy12 2 years ago
Cause this world is survival of the fittest. Do bears only hunt food that can kill them? I didn't think so. Grizzlies do eat fish, you know. While I understand that's not all they eat, it's retarded to think we (as we are animals too) should only hunt things which can kill us.
DeadMooze 2 years ago
im not sure if you have noticed but we are a little more intelligent then a bear. also if we eat everything we hunted then i wouldnt mind as much but we hunt for fun!.to entertain ourselves not to survive. so i thnk that to make it even more entertaining, we should even out the odds a little. then its not so bad if you put that animal up on the wall. it really would be somthing to be proud of. most hunters are cowerds who use 21 centery tec to hunt an animal with 100,000,000, bc defences. bull!
slimithy12 2 years ago
Yes, but you never said anything about the hunting being for sport or for food. Not everyone hunts just for fun. I do agree that it's more entertaining to hunt without using a gun. But I'm not trying to make an enemy here, I just don't agree that we should only hunt things which can kill us. Though I also agree with you that if it's going to be hunting for sport, then the animal should have the ability to kill you. Just to even up the odds.
DeadMooze 2 years ago
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proff327 2 years ago
@slimithy12
Or you can be smart and hunt for your food at the store where you only need to be armed with a wallet and leave the hunting to the people with enough firearms to shut you up. Period.
There, I said period. You're not allowed to respond because I said it.
Enigmers 2 years ago
@Enigmers hardly any food at the shopping center is hunted, its farmed jackass! plus i said i have no problem with huning animals if it for food. its hunting for sport that i think is wrong. period..lol.
slimithy12 2 years ago
@slimithy12
agreed. i hate the fact of hunting for the sport. just a waste. i wonder if thats what Dick was doing
ComfortablyNumbAgain 2 years ago
@ComfortablyNumbAgain yeah he was but he got bored and decided to hunt his friend instead...lol.
slimithy12 2 years ago
@slimithy12
haha
ComfortablyNumbAgain 2 years ago
Man: the Ultimate Prey
Thoralmir 2 years ago 4
@Enigmers
You've just violated your own law by responding after he said period.
KillerKlondikeBar 2 years ago
"Every two weeks they'd have an air raid drill, I guess to remind me THAT I COULD DIE AT ANY MINUTE!" Maybe that's why baby boomers are so screwed up.
elfbride 2 years ago
what song is in the begging
krt98 2 years ago
With films, to show me how to protect my self.... from a nuclear-fuck-holocaust
eragon2121 2 years ago
"North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from."
ROFL
TheDemonEve 2 years ago 13
@TheDemonEve no. it was not a country then. that is not funny. gtfo
BlueRonsonol 1 year ago
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@BlueRonsonol Go fuck your mother. (:
TheDemonEve 1 year ago
This guy is so ace.
kibk8al 2 years ago 3
I love how one tenth of the audience laughed when he said "it's not the film." Then everyone laughed when he explained they have no color. How did all those people not get the joke?
xothegirlz 2 years ago 6
look at most of the people these days......our school system is not what it needs to be and most people have no common sense or and any idea on world events
swat91172 2 years ago
You don't have to tell me about the schools today. I made the mistake of majoring in education. Right now I'm just a substitute teacher, and kids today just aren't at the same level as when I was in school, and I only graduated high school 6 years ago. It's a shame.
xothegirlz 2 years ago 4
"They turned a petting zoo into Auschwitz "
"The next day they were going to hunt rabbits with multiple sclerosis"
dhl1986 2 years ago 34
2:32 Hahaha
PS3LG 2 years ago 4
My elementary school would conduct air raid drills every two weeks......
to remind me that I COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT!
Lewis black has THE BEST timing and delivery of any comic I've ever heard. Absolutely hysterical. Thanks for the upload!
alienskull04 2 years ago 5
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eragon2121 2 years ago
I know, his execution is absolutely perfect.
eragon2121 2 years ago
haha nucler fuck holocaust
kuzja124 2 years ago 4