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  • "I'm down with witches."...ROFL

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  • I'd fuck Christine ODonell, but I'm never voting for her or any other dumb, hot chick though.

  • "you'd go to Washington and spend all day surfing the internet in your underwear" EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ha Ha if she did what I would do, I would go up there and act a damn fool...

    Mista President, can I have yo autograph!!! Will you take a picha with meeee! LOLOLOL

  • Ha Ha if she did what I would do, I would go up there and act a damn fool...

    Mista President, can I have yo autograph!!! Will you take a picha with meeee! LOLOLOL

  • It's weird that the minute she said that she'd do what I'd do in the white house, I imagined myself asleep at a desk with my hands covered in cheeto dust.

  • I could hang with waka flocka...LMAO too funny!!!!

  • OMG...love the cat!!

  • I'll tell you what the scary part is, in my opinion: the fact that the left and the right (through their propaganda wings) can completely switch their stances on core issues and still be taken seriously. Like the Tea Party. Back when it was founded, during the Bush admin, it was civil, egalitarian protest of unlawful war, government spending, and the cessation of civil rights. Now the neo-cons take it over, and it's racist and right-wing. DOES NO ONE NOTICE THIS? Also, that chick scares me

  • possibly the funniest video on youtube (and one of the truest).

  • I remember Palin and Obama giving similar pitches. They still had lemmings. Millions.

  • love that das racist is playing in the background :D

  • RIP. Illdoc... He died

  • @ProF3cY Your fucking stupid

  • your cat clearly has something to say!

  • lmao when youu said "i know geometry, I could hang with Waka Flocka" I died laughing

  • the visual of you discussing geometry with waka flocka has me in tears lol

  • Your cat is going wild lol

  • Surfing the web in my underwear while I eat an entire family sized box of cereal... LOL

  • I know witches...I'm down with witches.

    Jay had me breaking out with laughter sweats on that one.

  • I know geometry, I could hang with Waka Flocka. Priceless. I had to stop the video because I was laughing so hard.

  • omg this is TOOOOOO funny

  • Jay Smooth for President 2012!

    Make it happen!

  • @jrobl22357 this video actually discourages me a bit and this comment confirms it a lil more... jay, i have a ton of respect and admiration for your knowledge and ambition.. u seem to truly want to enlighten people so they can grow as a person but this video imo is one that is mostly (75% or more) sarcastic responses/jokes about what this lady said (which WAS totally bogus) rather than talking mostly about what good qualifications are.. u said u wouldnt vote4urself.. and fans say J.S. for prez?!

  • Where you at illdoc, your videos are dope!!!

  • "I've been wearing the same pants since friday"

    LOL!

    Me too :)

  • 2:23 Kitty! :)

  • surfing the internet in your underwear eating an entire family-size box of cereal?

    Wearing the same pants since Friday.

    lol

    btw, I'd vote for someone who is OPENLY a "good" witch.

    Spiritualwork is real.

  • geometry and waka flack lol thats a oxymoron thtas like saying saint lucifer mmm no lolnot going down

  • ♫ I am he as you're she as you're me and we're all together...♪ Maybe she's the Walrus?

    Cool note, and well put, as always. Apropos of nothing, why "Giant word.com"?

  • The best part of nearly all Repuklicans right now-

    "The United States Government is bad, broke, broken, and can't do health care!"

    Then-"Now where's my government paycheck and healthcare"

    The best part of all teabagger fucks right now-

    "The out of control U.S. Debt is going to kill us all!!!"

    Then- "Go ahead and add 700 Billion to the debt to keep Paris Hilton's taxes low now" Good video.

  • Nine people are some strict behind Republicans huh?

  • I'm just happy she didn't win.

  • I wouldn't vote for myself either, but most average joe people would because they think that they know what they are, but in face they don't.

  • Are you ever going to post another video?

  • I need something new from you. It has been too long! Make a new video. plz!

  • At first I questioned your understanding of her political advertisement, but by the end of the video I completely agreed with you. Strange

  • Space time continuum will fall apart - GET AWAY FROM ME. \hysterical

    LOL.

    Great input illdoc. We miss you still, so drop some more vids. If you ever run out of ideas on who to bash on, just record yourself talking about something positive - we love that. Like uhm... I don't know. Maybe the state of hip-hop (like Kendrick Lamar or Shad or something) or you know...whatever.

    Just saying we dig you.

    Peace.

  • Waka Flocka! LOL I couldnt stop laughing

    who is that dude anyway :)

  • LOL @ I can hang with Wacka Flocka hahaha...yea bro i got to agree with you. I dont want someone to do what i would DO.

  • my man u 2 damn good oh, i like dey preachin ting

  • @blaze21 you're right, i wonder if obama knows the contents of the first amendment. this type of information omission is rampant among conservatives.

  • @corycutsail1 its going to be hilarious when you morons get tea-bagged on nov 2. odonnell probably wont win in delaware, but the rest of the country realizes that obama's flawed policies are driving the country deeper and deeper into debt. you can debate the minutiae of the first amendment all you want, you can dredge up details of the civil rights act, or talk about hormesis and hiv (maddow vs art robinson), but the public doesnt really care about any of that...good luck in november!

  • i got very distracted halfway through the clip because i could see the kitty playing in the doorway behind him. <3

  • nice low blow on woka flocka LOL but you shouldnt be comparing yourself to him at all LOL hes on a whole lower level LOL

  • lol, cat's chillin' in the back

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT!!!!

  • love it! and jay i'd love to vote for you someday ;)

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  • Thank you for such a great laugh. Love it and yep, you are so right.

  • Loved the SmoothCat in the background.

  • Dude, I'd vote for you over anyone running on the Tea Party brand.

  • This whole trend of "voting for the person you'd most like to get a beer with" is really starting to freak me out, not just because it seems to override the text on a candidate's CV. I'm freaking out because characters like O'Donnell have pulled some really shady stunts (cutting off all contact with the media, for example), and people will STILL vote because of her down-home, mom-like, aw-shucks sensibility DESPITE her revealing herself to be a bad candidate, in her own damn words.

  • @smbulldogs1 So true. Their ability is more important than if they're some good ol' boy or a hockey mom.

  • Great job revealing Ms. O'Donnell's attempt to leverage the 'politics of identity' to get herself back in good stead within the conservative cocoon which itself is an alternate, false reality.

    He also reveals how conservatives reject functional experts and are instead becoming increasingly attracted to failures who promote the lowest common denominator. Consider the most popular losing objections by failing science or economic students, this is now the dominant faction within the GOP.

  • This is such a good example of what's wrong with our political machine -- what's disconcerting to me is that O'Donnell's approach is probably a very effective one.

    Most people won't seriously measure a candidate's qualification for public office, because doing so means knowing something about the responsibilities of the official and the weight of their vote. That's a lot of pressure. It's easier just to vote for Joe the Plummer, or whoever makes you feel good socially. Great video!

  • brilliant as always!

  • Well said.

  • "I can hang with Wacka Flocka"

    Im done....IM DONE! LMAO...XDDDD

  • I'm down with witches LoL

  • Hahaha.... you're awesome bro. Glad you're back.

  • Well said. What really bothers me is how much she really IS like I was twenty years ago (idealistic religious zealot with hermetically sealed mind). I like to think I have matured as a person since then, and look back on those days with a mixture of horror and mad giggles. That said, has anyone noticed that the so-called Tea Party Candidates are just re-purposed culture warriors? I find that actively frightening.

  • This guy is awesome! I have to admit that at first when I read the title of the video, I thought, "ok, here we go with another parody, much like SNL," but frankly, after watching about 30 seconds I realized that this man made a good job. I love his own peculiar way of expressing word for word the reasons why O'Donnell's Ad is a piece worthy of all scorn and anger in people who choose such candidates for such important positions in the Senate and / or the White House.

  • Ahahah lonesome rhodes tag, nice!

  • Dude, your cat is a witch! Look what it did at 2:50.

    There should be no more TV or radio campaign ads. After a person who wants to run for state or national office has passed the AP US History, Statistics, Earth Science, and Government exams, then they get to write a 10 page essay about what they would do if elected. If you can't read it, you shouldn't vote.

  • EXCELLENT ...LMAO ;-) you make some good points....we need QUALIFIED people in congress, not idiots like C.O. !

  • This is argument is the same as that against Sarah Palin.

  • Dude. She is you. Just deal with it, hah.

  • I can hang with flocka! x)

  • "...I mean, I can hang with Wacka Flocka..." Too funny!

    And the kitty made an appearance, as well?

    You're the best.

  • you shoulda have used that one song from dizzee rascal where he's like 'remember i am you' ahahaha

  • aww you got 2 cats!

  • @Wyndstarthedruid I don't usually block trolls, I figure letting them hang out here keeps them off the streets. But dude you gotta at least keep your trolling on a 7th grade level, and attempt to formulate words and sentences (and have an actual topic you want to debate).

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  • @illdoc1 LMFAOOO got em!! this reply is too funny

  • @Wyndstarthedruid lol owned

  • does anyone else think that the music for that ad bears a remarkable resemblance to the music from "two girls one cup"?

  • Yeah, there are a lot of unqualified and special interest candidates in this election, on both sides. Christine is definitely one of them. If we had some better candidates, I would be more likely to vote. Even in my state, the guys for governor suck. One is in massive debt and quit during his term as governor, and the other guy didn't do so well last time around.

  • @zblueshell14 I meant he quit as senator.

  • I think what O'Donnell meant to say was not so much, "I am you", as "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!"

  • @Eyerleth I totally wanted to use that song in the video but I figured it would get flagged for copyright

  • @Eyerleth Goo goo g'joob! But I can relate to what illdoc1 is saying here: I'm not so sure you'd want me in Washington arguing on the Senate floor, either. Heck, I choke when it comes to publicly stating why I'd prefer one type of laundry soap over another. And I certainly don't want Christine O'Donnell or her ilk (yes, "ilk") making choices for *me*, either.

  • @Eyerleth Exactly....SHE is the Eggman! lol.

  • lololol at the waka flocka reference

  • Thank you for this. 

  • lol @ "I've been wearing the same pants since Friday!"

  • this is amazing man ur so spot on in your analysis, you need to do more giant words i cant get enough

  • Lmao!! "I could hang with Wacka Flocka!"

  • This is a great analysis of how politicians treat us like children. Jay Smooth is correct when he says he wants someone in office who is more qualified than the average person. It reminds me of a bit comedian Travis Simmons used to do doing the Bush administration when he asked why anyone would vote for someone dumber than themselves.

  • thanks for having common sense. the US seems to be running dangerously low on that.

  • Too funny and oh so true!

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  • @Wyndstarthedruid Um, He was a senator for like 11 years, and let's not sink to racism because you only show how much of an idiot you are.

  • @zblueshell14 racism? rofl. and being a senator for 11 years is not qualification. lmfao. your the problem with america.

  • @Wyndstarthedruid Um, Yeah, it is qualification. Do you know the definition of qualification? What was the point of calling him a mutt and then questioning his race? Also, What so you mean I'm what's wrong with America?

  • @zblueshell14 rofl! faillllll.

  • @Wyndstarthedruid Uncalled for.

  • @zblueshell14 cry about it

  • @zblueshell14 Honestly, why care what he means? The guy's a racist moron and a troll. It's not as if he'll ever respond, "Say, you make an excellent point, I'll have to rethink my position there." I share your annoyance, but I really wouldn't give him the satisfaction of noticing him.

  • @Wyndstarthedruid" you unsettle me, you mutt, what race are you mexiablacksian?"

    <- - If people who think like this are NOT unsettled by my videos, that's when I know I'm doing something wrong.

  • AT 2:23 lol And No one With A Tail Should Be In The Senate Either. Even Tho I'm Sure A Few People Do

  • Love the kitties jumping into the corners!

  • And even though she's one of the tea party persons, co-opted by the Republican party, too bad, she's just as qualified as any of the other jerkoffs that have been there. 200+ years to get there shit straight, either party, and they still haven't done for the common man yet, and whatever has been doen has been resisted by every regime. Look I don't have a couple of hundred more years for them to get their act together.

  • Love this video, very witty and funny, although I guess this fellow doesn't think that the Milk Man could or should be elected president. I'd rather have Will Rodgers in the White House than practically everyone who was ever there, and, uh, no formal education there. I trust this woman like I trust my dentist not to hurt me, but I also believe anybody could be president. What are qualifications? Who's turn is it to play God and tell us all what those are?

  • @theoriginalprisonerX I didn't say anything in the vid about having a particular educational background or job history, those are not the only ways one can gain applicable knowledge/skills/experience

  • "I know witches, I'm down with witches!" ROFLMAO

    I'd vote you into the senate anyway.

  • Shave your face and brush your teeth. Then maybe you can find some thirteen year olds at YT who actually care what you think about Christine O'Donnell !

  • @hobo59 you're right, image is more important than content. As such I must disregard your message, as it was written by a hobo.

  • @hewhosayszonk Dude if you haven't got the brains to at least have some semblance of personal hygiene, then what fucking content can you have that's worthwhile for anyone to listen to ? I may have the tag of a Hobo, but at least I don't appear on camera looking like one and then expecting people to listen to what I think About someone who's way more successful than you'll ever be !

  • @hobo59 You know, you don't speak for anyone but yourself, so why you keep making these generalizations, as if you're a self-appointed representative for the whole world, eludes me. I'm more interested in Jay's opinion, unshaven, unkempt, and disheveled, than I'll ever be in O'Donnell's, no manner how well-dressed she may be. She can dress up in a suit made of diamonds and she'll still be an idiot.

  • @MissNormaDesmond This from the same party of people who elected Alvin Greene as if you people should talk about Intelligence. Your Liberal Leadership has Nancy Pigrossy in Charge. Talk about retarded, why not talk about the real issue of who's stupid enough to say that Food stamps are good for the economy ? LOL Jay's opinion isn't truthful nor intelligent and is reflected in his lack of personal appearance !

  • @hobo59 Nancy Pelosi has shit to do with anything here. First of all...I don't recall voting for Nancy Pelosi. Oh gee...because I didn't. Furthermore, not EVERYONE who thinks Palin and O'Donnell are morons...is a Democrat OR liberal. Some Republicans have brains...contrary to the opinion of some.

  • @hobo59 What are you, 12? Nancy Pigrossly? This passes for political analysis with you? What's next, a "neener, neener" riposte? Thanks, Montaigne, but your political opinions aren't really of much interest.

  • @hobo59 I understand the need to resort to personal attacks because you can't refute the substance of my critique, but let's be honest here: you and I both know I look good. :)

  • @illdoc1 Indeed.

  • Truth! The ladies think he looks hot.

    At least these ones do.

  • @hobo59 you make my head hurt. >:(

  • @hobo59 If you disagree with the content, just say so. No one wants to hear you complain about Jay's appearance.

  • Deep message man!

  • lolz at the cat in the background

  • The catholic church alone is worth about 3 trillion dollars world wide. Imagine if all organized religions were forced to pay taxes like any corporation. That is how we can make a difference in the economy. NOT listening to bimbos like Christine O'Donnell or Sarah Palin or even Obama for that matter. We need another President like JFK who was not afraid of the owners of the land aka the mega corporations.

  • Smile.  I'm not a witch! for real for real. Something anything please help us

  • Just read this chick's Wiki page. If she's me, I'll kill myself...

  • I'm voting for Nobody. Nobody will help the poor. Nobody will bring the troops home. Nobody will end the drug war. Nobody will solve the economic crisis. Nobody will fix health care. Nobody will cut taxes. Nobody tells the truth. Nobody cares. If Nobody is elected things will be better for everyone.

  • Jay Smooth for president.

  • Oh, and at about 2:23? The bobbin' cat tail totally upstages you. I lost track of what you were saying because I was giggling at the little lolcat's antics. :D

    Maybe Christine should bring a kitty into her ads? Maybe it would soften the blow of her complete lack of a human brain.

  • What a world, what a world! Eheheheheheheheheheh!!!

  • Hey hey hey now! I'd vote for "me", because i'd do things that were stickily in my best interest even at the expense of those around me. Like illegally funneling millions of dollars into my person account and/or erasing my college loan debt.

  • "If you're me and I'm you and I vote for you then the whole space-time continuum is gonna fall apart and we're all gonna die. Get away from me."

    Jay Smooth, you always know what to say.

  • I disagree. I think you should come to Washington so you can live by me and we will be best friends forever.

  • With you on this. I totally don't get this whole "vote for me because I'm like you" thing. It's the same as in the 2000 (and 2004) election. Instead of voting for the obviously smarter, more qualified guy, people vote for the guy they'd do keg stands with. Just wish the Dems would grow a pair already.

  • You should use the Record Scratch after somebody says something that doesn't make any sense to you Jay Smooth. I wanted to laugh longer. (Laughs)

  • she's not even worth the effort. She's not going to get elected. she's only making headline because she is a younger version of sarah palin(who isn't in office

  • She's not a witch? Thank christ for that, I was worried for a second

  • sounds like she was trying to do some witch craft stuff in that ad lol

  • I like the cat in the background.

  • She's like me? Really? She'd do what I would do in Washington? Great so she'll support gay marriage then! Way to go!

  • There should be no reason Republicans like her are ahead in the polls but sadly the Dems are too busy being pussies to remind the country that they've accomplished quite a bit. They're scared of the big bad right saying mean things about them so they're actually fighting each other and turning on the President in hopes of getting popular again, which, surprise surprise, isn't working. This country is fucked. I'm saving up to move to England, or maybe Canada.

  • @NuGhost  She's not ahead in the polls. She's trailing her Democratic opponent badly. Check CNN.

  • Was 0bama qualified? No.

    You are afraid of a chick.

  • @the82spartans who was qualified last election?

  • @richieonce

    We had MANY qualified people in last election.. Just because you don't agree with someones policies doesn't make them unqualified

  • @anytingbu thats not what i asked. iand u dont know what i agree with.

  • @richieonce

    Yeah. Because what i responded to wasn't question. So it wouldn't matter if that's not what you asked. Retard

  • @anytingbu jaja i though i ended my lil sentence with a question mark, sorry if that doesnt qualify as question in your book**kanye shrugs**.

    And did u just call me a retard on the internet?? holy originality batman.

  • @richieonce

    Yeah maybe you don't get it. Your comments that I responded did not even have a what, when, or why in them at all. So not only did you forget the question mark, but you "forgot" to ask a question too **Kanye shrugs**..

    And im not here to be original, so yes i did call you a retard . Because you ARE a retard. Obviously

  • @anytingbu i dont really like to talk to stupid people but im going to give u the benefit of the doubt. Maybe this is a miscommuni k. U, REPLIED TO THIS COMMENT "who was qualified last election?" Next u said i didnt ask a question to the question(er statement in your words lol) u responded to, and on top of it u called me te politically incorrect term for down syndrome..anytingbu, is everything ok with u at home? the fam doing ok? hope it works out for ya, good luck with life man.

  • @richieonce

    Damn, you must hate to hear yourself think. Sad. Anyway, yes i replied to that with "There were many qualified people last election". In which you responded that i didn't answer your question and a don't know know what you believe. So ultimately your stupidity or lack of reading skills caused you to reply with something that was simply incorrect.

    And FYI "retard isn't a politically incorrect term for down syndrome. It means ANYONE with mental retardation or an IQ under 70. Idiot.

  • @anytingbu i take back my benefit of the doubt.

  • @anytingbu I'm not really clear on what this whole argument is about lol but I will just note that as I understand it the word "retard" is actually not a real word, from a medical/clinical standpoint, it's a slang word based on the actual clinical term "mentally retarded" which *was* commonly used by mental health professionals but is no longer the preferred terminology

  • @illdoc1

    Oh yeah, its a totally um..err..stupid (?) Argument that originated with a comment about our president being unqualified. But scratch all of that. Im just honored to have been enlightened by someone i look up to

  • @richieonce -- Well, McCain got his ass handed to him in the election but he was far better qualified than 0bama.

  • @the82spartans if u say so joe.

  • Wow, I never knew Eddie Murphy has a illegitimate son...

  • I enjoyed this thoroughly.

    I get what she was trying to say, maybe she should invest in someone who proof reads her speeches/statements?

  • One of the most stupid things about politics is that virtually NONE of them have any relevant qualifications in their 'field' in politics.

    For example, a politician can become the Minister of Health even though they have no background in any sort of medical field.

    It's completely retarded.

  • nah i disagree i think every1 knows what she meant. She' just saying she is a regular chick in contrast to flying around on a broom stick. And I would hope every1 understands her "doing what u would do" in washington meaner she is appealing to every1's hope that we r all good at heart(which is the only part in this where she could be deemed crazy)

    I hope this chick isnt republican, because i dont like defending people i dont really know anything about.

    I just think jay smooth was 2 harsh..

  • @richieonce i'm pretty sure she is repub

  • @ChromaticEagle DAM IT! please strike my defence of her from the record.

  • @richieonce the context of "I'm you" is thatO'Donnell is a big part of this year's wave of tea-party style republicans selling themselves as more trustworthy because they are "straight-talknig regular joes" or "real americans" etc etc, basically the Sarah Palin school of politics..

  • @illdoc1 thanks, i stand corrected. I just had that feeling she was gonna turn out to be a republican smh DAM MY CAPTAIN SAVE-A-HOE WAYS.

    Yo jay, u going to that jon stewart thing later in the month?

  • @richieonce it's on a saturday so it might be hard to get back to NY in time for my radio show, but I'm thinking about it