Fable 2 OMG WTF!?!?

[Sora7898teh2nd]

my kids were puppies idk how that happened.........

[Snarfy3]

Dude this happened to me twice on the same file!! I killed both them bitches

[Gravydigga]

ninja garth strikes again!

[ArixeseOfAbstract]

This happened to me in Fable 3, too! White princess, white husband, white daughter, and a son that changes skin color between infancy and childhood. White in the crib, then one day I come home...

[RydeMusic]

Garth walks into the room..

"Omg! Garth why is my son black!"

Garth: "Uh, I don't know what you're talking about..."

*Runs away*

[satnapillowpants]

she cheatd on you with Garth

[CommanderDShepherd]

I just say that the kid has a rare skin condition.

[TheOwnageful]

it sounds like u dont want a black baby?!?!?!?!?! =P

[MastaBlastaS99]

SPIOLER i chose sacrafice at he end of the game cuz my son was black wih red hair

then i forgot about the dog.

no more quests for me

[TheHolton95]

wtf lol

[GrassPokeKing]

well....maybe he can use the Will, sorta like Garth.....>.<

[ttomproductionz]

this happened to me on fable 3 so i split up with my wife then killed her.

[MastaBlastaS99]

@ttomproductionz lol

[bakerbak86]

lol damn



[Licrii]

she cheated duh~!

[cs100295]

Clearly your wife was cheating while you were at the spire

[harlan51594]

Hi Greg

[RockyHorror1995]

at least your kid looks normal! i had a little girl with a white head and a black body!! how the fuck does that happen!!!????

[bennyboii37]

it normaly happens when you have sex with a black person from the DLC

[lebaneseprince25]

my kid turned out asian wtf my wife is cheating

[lebaneseprince25]

my kid turned out asian

[ZoeHannahan]

I laughed soo hard at this XD, you got cheated on

[123legalos]

looks like you should of paid the lone shark his money.

[Lordzelot666]

Kill her and chuck her in a ditch.

[BMHall97]

lol I had a kid that was black and ginger when I was white with black hair and my wife was a pure white zombie with blonde hair.

[TheArthasmenethril]

that happened because you were a very naughty boy. too bad your not the Messiah

[burgers112706]

howd u have more than one kid?

[left4deadruelsx53x]

Probebly not your son

It's maybe a black person who rapped or wife was cheating on you

[TheKamikazeen]

I got a black kid on fable 3 xD

[jsdragon23]

thats fucked up cause that happened to me with my first play thru

[Purpleyoshiftw]

roflmao



[nystedrulez21]

so our story begins........

[Sumtinrandom]

that is like so exciting.

[gracefulidge666]

On fable 3 my character is white and my husband is white. Both of my babies were white, but when they both became toddlers they were black............... Is it fable trying to be as multi-cultural as it can be?? I'm not being racist at all, but it's fucked up!

[jbrezzy77]

lol did that for me too so i murdered her and sent that abomination to a home..... also mine had red hair

[theAirHook]

are you a racist?

[milos05]

hahahahahah.... Thank you sooooo much for upload. You made my day . Thank you!

[MissOwnYou]

I thought the Grudge was on my screen at the end. o.o

[jjboweboy45]

man yo wife should kinda think of what you do when you are away lmfao

[DeathCeroHollow]

Bwuhahaha XD black kid XD lmao hes adopted or your wife was having a good time while you were on the spire lmfao XD

[xoxonkittikxoxo]

LOL. Also I love the ending where you forgot to edit out that part :) 

[Xentozz]

Yeeeaaah.. about that...

[batfighter8]

does it matter were all equal...atleast some of us

[t8er143]

lol ya that happened to me i was confused

[MrLindsaykershaw]

you look like a badass pirate

[TheaWhatproduction]

All I have to say Is Barney...I knew america could trust that purple Dinosaur!

[strikefreedom3]

My black son, my black son. He's makin' each day.. THE BEST THAT HE CAN. Also hes a ninja.

[randomactsok]

either garth or the black smith...it was probly blacksmith guy cause you know... he loves you lol

[j054uaj054ua]

....the same thing happened to my friend on fable 3.

[theotheo12]

If your child turns out black ...Just set them on follow and leave the area (go to fairfax or something) When you return the kid SHOULD be white (with what appears to be eyeliner on). It always worked for me when my kids were black ...

[JesterTV1]

haha dirty old garth done it again

[darrenbrooks1]

Him having a black son means that someone in both sides of the family wanted to have some fun and taste some different C * M.

[coontakintei]

jiggaboo syndrome

[19SAL93]

I just LOLD at when you said: "......and...this is my other kid...*pause* how the hell did that happen.....yeeeeeah......*nose appears in the screen" : D

yeah fable is a pretty funny game I got one of the wolf things running in circles in mine i caught it on video it was pretty funneh x

[atreyu2361]

hes black because you were probably evil when you had him and the chick is when you were good

[subbyxxboxlive]

my frined he got married to have sex and he dinnt have any protection and the first time he had sex he had a child and he named it the accident

[locke118]

Didn't peter M say that your wife would cheat on you if she wasn't happy?

[xIReaver]

@locke118

thats in fable 3 this is 2

[ofdeathbydarklord]

One question, i married in fable 2, how do i get my son to grow up? and how do i have 2 children.

[TheMintfulMinttymint]

@ofdeathbydarklord you have to do the quests to age them, and to have 2 just keep having unprotected sex it will happen.

[23luza]

lol XD is a adopted soon porr XD

[Reason4Treason]

lolololol! your kids need to be evened out!

[codyparsons22]

Lmao

[jdog555555]

that happened to me aswell except he's black and has full on orange/ginger hair WTF that dosnt make sense

[e100000095]

The guy who runs the potion shop is black, maybe he drugged her and raped her

[TornLigament]

Something must've happened over that 10 year guard-duty cock-up...

[IKillLittlegirls]

rage kill of wife.

haha

[stringbyte]

she thought you`d never be back from the spire! may be she kept a secrete then.

xD

[sampalmer10]

sHUDDA LEFT IM IN DA SPIRE EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T

[spooky927]

can u have more than one child with the same woman? i cant

[rebelthedog9000]

@spooky927 you just gotta keep trying, it was ages after my daughter was born before my son was. she was a child and had run away twice...lol

[rickyo6998]

lol "HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!" bro... ur wife started talking to garth

[DeadCatStudios]

Holy crap! LMFAO!

[eggie1234567]

shes a ho

[951alex]

same shit happened to me, i killed the whole family and started over again haha

[lNecroVids]

dude that shit happend to me haha i guess im part black

[Nintendo122333]

No no, it's so simple... he's adopted. xD

[mifolious]

Do what the other guy did.. go find the REAL father.. cut his head off, then eat his brains.. THERE PROBLEM SOLVED

[CallOfBrawl]

Maybe you and your wife had an undominative gene of being black out of the 2 genes, ending up the boy with 2 of those genes?

[Sheysea]

I know the pain :P I have a gypsy son with a caucasian wife. So weird

[cloneterooper]

and will smith was born

[FreakBoyNL]

Garth did it again xD

[KidGokuuu]

omg lol this happened to me to lmao, i thnk its cause hes evil tho, n if it isnt, DAM U GARTH

[spideymanify]

hahah same thing happened to me

[TheRyval]

DAMN YOU GARTH!!!!!!

[wreck129]

LOL

[XxCrazyxIrishxManxX]

LMFAO OUCH!!!!

[MSMRU]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Icewavezero]

Its obvious man, Garth has met you like he said he would... and hes pissed you off ALOT

[blakicee1]

lol i had a black child to i was happy

[xIRiioTx]

that is a pretty OMG moment, your wife has some explaining to do!

[Miskenesco]

That CHEATIN' BI-

[Lauderish]

IM THE 30,000 VIEWER! WOOOO

[kasbuttrocks]

hahahah that meens your wife is a whore

[TehAwsomeTravis]

lol wtf thts great

[SientB0BBY]

Garth has no other choice (No black women)

[Teaka]

lmaf !!! awsome

[TrueMissFortune]

Think I read somewhere it's more to do with your purity when you have the child...low purity = black child

No idea why though

[superbob1224]

happened to me. as far as i can tell it only happens if you marry someone from bloodstone or westcliff.

[draglide24]

the thing is that the boys are dirty, not black.

[E1eanorRigby]

Hahaha your wife cheated on you. XD

[gangstaboyFIN]

he is just dirty thats all

[randomfan15]

jerry! jerry ! jerry !

[oblivion953]

hahahah!

[ZeroHeroEdwardElric]

What if the wife met another person....o3o That would be freaky XDDD

Some people are racist in here, I swear *tsk tsk tsk*

[timathieus]

lols... call jerry springer XD

[BigNickGK]

that happin to me

[hundbajen]

that happend me too so i killed her and then the goverment or something took him

[halil017]

LMFAO!

[TriviumFan15]

dude she fucked the only black guy in the game, Garth is a playa

[MegaYugiohking]

well actually there are a bunch of black gypsys and there are black people on knothole island.

[fluffywolf08]

@TriviumFan15

LMAO dude!

[rebelthedog9000]

@TriviumFan15 lol

[sha6ar6oon]

LOOOOOOOL@TriviumFan15

[juxmook]

damn!! your wife be cheatin on you bro!!

[EnigmaticRPG]

The hell is wrong with this game?! XD

And being evil doesn't make the kid black, mine was a bitch and doing one of the evil shadow monks and the kid was white... A little bastard, but white. : ) He used to say things like he beat up some kid for talking about me LOL.

But game glitched because it said I had a second kid but he never showed up and I never had anymore kids after that no matter what I tried T__T

[shelby522002]

yea they do i went on quest with them then gave them same wepons it was a glich i saved for dem to use da wepons but halla kool

[hbkfan4444]

Do the kids ever grow up?

[blazikenace]

my eventual goal is to marry every person possible in the game and have like 4 million kids.

THEN I WILL TRULY OWN ALBION! and i will make delicious ham and cheese sandwiches for kids =)

[D4isuk3D]

even men!? are you crazy!?

[genericusername13]

Now Garth isn't the only black guy in the entire Albion universe!

[D4isuk3D]

yeah there are gupsys... or whatever they are...

[wiggles12345678910]

wait wo how is he black o-o??

[Mrlolgizm]

lol nice reaction xD

[1237Jessica1237]

OMG ur kid looks like that demon ! yaknw GORGORON from the crucible tornamet! holy shit dude!

[XDeuce1]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[Pyrokitty333]

rofl, i have a female character and she has a few black sons to xD

plus 7 husbands, lol

[GrapeFruit0point2]

wow....what a whore..lol

[acpal12345789]

dude your wife is a prostitute... lol!

[DarknessDragon101]

@acpal12345789 ohh shit lol i married about 3 prostitutes had them houses next to eachother madd funny

[Darkoverlord101]

hahaha!

[ignore170]

need someone to play fable gt FauxAssasin

[plbaseball28]

u can have 2 kids with one wife? i can't

[acpal12345789]

dude ive had 12 at one point

[skrili]

you can have unlimetid kids

[GerardIsTheWay]

WTF LOL

[Simpig25]

Wonder what Garth was doing when you were busy in Wraithmarsh.

[OathOfOdium]

Kill the bitch

[LilDezle]

guess she want a man wit a bigger peter wacker....I dont kno?? LOL

[DJJAZZYJETBASSLINE]

LOLOLOLOL ur wife is a whore that did it with another geeza

[palcenamehere479]

well..."cough"whore"cough""cou­gh"

[xUnRaTeDxKiLLa]

thats not your kid lol

[6Trickster9]

well damn thats all i can say

[maxoid50]

once you go blacksmith you never go back xD

[chuFFisTwo]

@maxoid50 ...smith

[sk8terdude818]

i was studying genetics a few months ago XD dude and i know that ur wife is a cheating slut, cuz for osme reason computer genreated characters can do it with who then want to...ya....disturbing

[TrentGuitarFreak]

hahahaahahhahahahaha... ur wife is a cheating whore

[zodac121]

i don't know why i was white before then black and now im green WTF?!

[chuckthreefingers]

yo women is fucking the blacksmith i geuss.

[ComradeDoyle]

Michael Myers Mask : }

[Keezzel]

Kill your wife

[bigfatgreenguyinrain]

Well it could be a case of genetics where the parents were black, the kids were white, and the grandkids were black. perhaps your character and your character's wife are albino black people? ^^

[ReenneLg]

ahahhahaha that's so hilarious!! but I know that u always want to have cute kids, & with good names, but that's weird XDD

[spokylamp]

havent u heard from ur closet some1 coughing ?? (a black guy is in the closet)

[secretagentarkane]

the weirdst glithes so far were.. i was walking and minding my own buisness and this lady holding a chair passes by.... then i was walking (after beating the spire and picking the sacrafice card) and my dog came back i played ball and it never came back (weird but sad XD) THEN my wife fell as if she died but no one killed her and they took my kid but my wife wasnt dead -.- also i killed a bandit and his left over legs were glitching and flew around like elastic bands o.o lol weird day

[tomlad11]

playing through the game i only saw two black characters. and why do you have to be a demon to have a black child. this game is racist? lol

[massalkak]

wtf!!!???

[jansa181]

Having a baby being evil and having that baby black is so hilarious and racist:D

[burn4church]

shes cheating on you

[massalkak]

haha lol!!

[dewgong12345]

the same happened to me but i think it has something to do if you're good/evil.I had my child when i was still a demon and he got black.

[666megadude]

your wife fucked a black dude... thats what happend haha

[jackjohnson15]

simple she is a slut screwed a black man

[sakura0emma]

kill the one you dont want but dont kill ur wife because an agency will take both kids away :P

[MrComano]

adoption?

[BurgundyMutt]

Oh man, that's hilarious XD Looks like someone has been messing around behind your back.

How did you get two grown up kids? I could only have one, while the other remained a baby and didn't grow.

[xboxlivebro]

you stay away from the family for a while then come back and will be a child

[BurgundyMutt]

I actually did stay away for a while and one of them just wouldn't grow up. Only one of them did, but I always had a constant baby @_@ People sure are finding weird glitches in this game.

[xboxlivebro]

lol, you got that right

[Nurio1992]

can u change ur skin color on fabl2? cuz ur character was kinda brown

[360elitegamers]

they didnt wonna be raciest so the swapped the baby at the hospital

[whtsupniggz]

omg this is hilarious!!!!!!!!! subscribed

[redcattie]

can't kill children only adults so it sucks because i would like to be able to do that ing-game :p

[spartan11111118]

1 as white as sour cream, the other as black as charcoal

[TheAnimadey]

A HA!