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  • He s fun to watch but he runs and walks like a fag!!!

  • Goddamn, he's gained weight.

  • has Steven Seagal done hair surgery?

    i can see his front line hair was thinner in this movie and this movie was his 2nd or 3rd movie, but now as he grow older in 2011, look like he even got more hair than in this movie lol.

  • Seagal runs like an old woman.

  • Me & my siblings quote this movie sooo much in our everyday conversations. This movie is THAT good. Lool.

  • Seagal has very narrow shoulders.

  • The racist stereotypes at the end are priceless. They what it be.

  • 1:24 LOL XD

  • This just shows that gangbangers arent all that without all their homies to back him up.

  • A Steven Seagal heartpunch is the sure fire way to have a path cleared for you at all times!!

  • Sick him bulldog.

  • Seagal runs so funny. 

  • Yo wut it be like broths.

  • mr i never get hit!!!!

  • @rafyraf100 The problem with i8rl is the fact that one hit is enough to knock you out. Thats why real fight rarely lasts longer than about 30 seconds...

  • @fmanh NOT ME!!!

  • At the end: Yo what it be like homie?

  • @OlderG0ds that was real goood man

  • Seagal at his peak.

  • little bitch scream at 2:13

  • fuckin dropped the big guy like a bag of shit!!!

  • ...the last part.."Peace Brotha" ...hahahaha

  • I know where he's at...where....right here m/f...LOL. I love the early Seagal films....they were so innocent and raw....too cool.

  • Wow he's young

  • OPEN CHEST

  • Guy at the end said "why are you fuckin mah friend" ... Homo

  • Seagal is a boss but he runs like a T-rex!!!

  • whats with the gay runnin style?

  • i like all of his films...im a big fan, sadly everywun grows old

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!

    lol how he screams when he starts to run away from Steven Seagal!

  • when you see him today its like he's wearing a fat suit, would be better if he lost weight. But he still is great martial artist

  • I was always like "What a fat cunt,he got what he deserved" Im still thinking the same.Stupid fat ass motherfucker.

  • i uch ounch to the solar plexus action...love it...great follow through...money..

  • I like how he isn't out of breath at all after sprinting 2 miles.

  • "Tu me das la cabeza vamonos"

  • Seagal is the man but god damn does he run like a queer LOL

  • @terrorofsesameST that was back then foo hahahahha

  • His best film.

  • anybody got the scene where the guy says who the fuck his this chery? lol

    what about the one where salvano is telling the priest lets get high together that was funny as hell i want those scenes lol

  • Seagal ran like 4 blocks, didn't even mess up his hair and still caught that fool. Classic!

  • I saw this film when it first came out and he was fresh from japan- 7 or 8 degree akido master and bad as hell. I have ben a fan ever since.

  • "Jimmy Costanza!"

  • what's happening brother.

    yo what it be like homie.

  • wow looke like steven was super fat then lost all the weight for the movie. he tank is all hung and stretched and his skin looks a little loose he looks like a bag of bones i love his movies though

  • When the USPS makes the stamp I hope they use the thin Seagal.

  • boraturile alea 3 s au dat cu cel mai puternic dupa ce au vazut ce pumn a incasat seful lor. ar fi trebuit sa ii omoare in bataie si pe aia

  • This guy was married to Kelly LeBrock...

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The guy running away from Steven Seagal looks like Raymond Barone.

  • @Insacky no he doesn't

  • @Insacky I hated that guy his gay laugh i wanted to kick his ass he should have gotten a full salvo from segal just pummel him for 5 minutes it would have been more satisfying he got a kick and a slap that was weak segal lol jk but still he should have pummeled him

  • @Insacky LMFAO I Everybody Hates Raymond

  • @LMAODOODZ Its such a boring comedy.

  • @Insacky that can't be... everyone loves raymond

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  • That "Hey that's my buddy guy looks like he oughta be sellin' Italian Beef at Grand and Ogden"

  • @eddieschakk or selling porkchops @ maxwells street...

  • @eddieschakk Sic him! Bulldog

  • The guy kicks ass, but runs like a sissy !!

  • Look at 2:52.....-Bruce lee used to do exaxctly the same hit at a demonstation in Long Beach .....

  • @Katzenhase over 2 million ppl saw that video. we know.

  • In those days seagal was the greatest.

    He was so slim....

  • funny, omg I died of laughing in the very end.. they became his friends

  • I'd scream like that too if a young steven segal came after me like that

  • His running technique is awkward (is in jeans). He has a tightened face but loose arms (good). You want to be loose when you run. Your thigh should be parallel with the ground.

    I think Seagal is awesome though.

  • I agreed, the movies they make now a days is mostly just boring og totally wasted, they should start take a good look at films like theese and get some inspiration the next time they`re planning to make a good action film.

    Too bad they dont make movies like this anymore, now there are fight scene with special effects mostly.

    Films like these are bound to last forever, despite of their age.

    Am 24 now and i really love these movies,

    Any producer who is reading, this how you should make good movies

  • Wish they'd make movies like this again. No bullshit, the hero of the film is just a tough motherfucker who beats the shit out of everyone and without actually investigating anything else than the art of kicking ass (only practical lessons) and the comfort of a bed with a beautiful woman (again, practical lessons only). Damn I love this kind of classic action films.

  • LOL LOOK AT HIM GOOO

  • LMAO hahahaahahahahaa oh boy was like get that Motherfucker, took a swing and missed with the bat and the other guy screams like hell and took off running.

  • Steven Seagal runs like a girl!

  • what it be like brotha..peace brotha...yeah throw the deuce cause he aint nothing u wanna fuck with

  • That guy probably died from 2 collapsed lungs!!!!

  • where can i get the theme from at the begining?? reply back..

  • it's lanky versus cranky!

  • gee he was skinny here

  • most epic punch to stomach ever.

  • 0:25 Typical latino Roll up

  • The good ole heartpunch never fails!!

  • I bet Segal played those riffs on the guitar at the end...Sounded pretty cool. He plays some blues. Nice riffs. Goes with the scene or pictures.

  • I bet Segal played those riffs on the guitar at the end...Sounded pretty cool.

  • This is why i still have an interest in steven seagal...his classic films.

  • "What it be like homey.." LOL!!!!

  • he runs like a little girl

  • @BenS65AMG Your dad.

  • ROAD HOUSE!

  • hey what it be like homey!

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  • TIGHT ASS JEANS!!!

  • How does he fight SO WELL IN ThOsE GAY ASS JEANS!! ALSO HE RUNS LIKE A SISSY GIRL! Lol

  • Peace, brother!

  • The fight scenes in Above the Law are pretty weak compared to some of his movies in the 90's.. but at least he's young and thin here, in stark contrast to what he's turned into over the last 8-10 years. 

  • Why the hell does the way he runs crack me up every time? :')

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  • zajebiste czasy wtedybyły ten kilmat

  • lol the chase music is awesome

  • The movie would've ended at 3:02 seconds if it was real life lol.

  • went down like a sack of potatoes

  • even though this is a movie, never under estimate somesones power even if they look weak, assume that if you get into a fight, they can fight back, so watch out, my friend learned the hard way.

  • @littelG333 Assume that when you provoke somebody, you're usually alert to incoming punches, unlike the man in this film...

  • lmfao. the guys at the end " yo that was real good man. peace brother" LMFAO. EPIC. man I love steven seagal lmfao. always have always will

  • "hey i'm not gonna shoot you, these guys are gonna beat you to death." still Seagal's best movie.

  • Steven Seagal: Back when he was fit and kicking ass. His hair was real, and he still ran...that way...lol.

  • @peaceandmetal88 - yap.

    To bad he is about 100kg fatter today...

  • @peaceandmetal88 lol yea he ran kind of gay in a way but he kicks ass lol

  • @peaceandmetal88 Yea, what is the thing about his running?

  • 2:50 repeat

  • Bad guys always talk and forget to shoot.

  • he looks so fit here:P

  • @AgileMJOLNIR this is his first movie and it is from 1988 and he is 36 years old. Hes in incredible shape.

  • Steven Segal at his best. Love this fight scene. He really took them out...

  • aikido LoL

    never works in real life

  • @BluePittbull666 wtf... its a movie from hollywood <.<

  • @BluePittbull666 and i suppose bruce lee's style could fight 15 people at the same time in real life

  • all of his base belong to him!

  • lol he runs like forrest gump!

  • one of the best fight scene of steven seagal!!!

  • boy, Seagal was sure skinny here. when did this movie come out

  • lol after beating up greaseballs and whiteys the only guys who had the sense not to fuck with him were the niggers

  • Just cuts the hamstring in half - that cunt won't walk properly ever again

  • i cant believe he was once this skinny,have anyone seen how fat he is now?no wonder why hes working for the police and not for the army

  • Is it me or does Seven Segal run like a flaming homo?

  • @Hellsredeemer He walks the same way. Watch for it in his films. He carries himself in a very fruity way.

  • I miss skinny Steven Seagal

  • Seagal runs like a psycho

  • @darthstew666 he is a little bit psycho hhh and this is hes best part

  • @darthstew666 Like a psychopathic little girl!!!

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  • @darthstew666 How would YOU run if he was chasing YOU ??

  • lol

  • @darthstew666

    He runs like a fag...

  • @darthstew666

    as you can tell, i'm a fan of him, but you gotta admit he runs like a ten year old girl

  • @darthstew666 Common, lets call it as it is, he runs like a fa...girl...lol

  • @Afamify 2:13!!

  • Stephen Segal is the finest martial artist in the world today. He achieved blackbelt in Ninjitsu 9 ban in Tokyo and 12 Ban in Nagasaki. I trained with him personally in Nam, Korea, and Desest Storm, and we kicked Chuck Norris out of the Helicopter and it gave him a nose bleed. Fuck anyone who disagrees.

  • @CasanovaDave

    Yeah killing dark people makes you a man.

  • Yo what it be like homie that was real good LOL!!!

  • "now ourr people gonna fuck with you"

  • hilarious

  • Did that guy in the camero just tell the badguy to "Eat POOOOOOOH!"?

    I think he did

  • Name on dis movie ?

  • @skolhataren1 Steven Segal, "Above The Law" fightscene

  • @ChadMaestro Ok Thanks

  • Hey fuck your mood man..Thats awesome..He went down like a ton of bricks..

  • Thank you for this traller !

    I love Steven Seagal !

  • Just loooove the end of this clip!! So funny when that fatty falls down and the music starts and they goes like "ooh, mm" or something.. So damn funny..

  • New news. Adolf Hitler was gay!

  • that guy with the grey suit looks like ray romano hahaha

  • that's some damn funny music to play after he drops that big guy.

  • he runs like a girl though

  • Sham thats the Power of the Aikido!! No scratch on him :D

  • Is it just me, or is that Steven Segal in every fight scene in his films wins without a single scratch on him....

    I just wonder if I am the only guy thinks this lol

  • @shamim13333 I think he had bloody lip in Glimmer Man (his opponent got crucified).

  • Yeh thats probebly the only time he got hit and bleeded.I could'nt even belive my eyes, someone finaly layed a finger on him !

  • No ponytail yet. Personally I think that was a good look for him.

  • Man, he thin in this film.

  • Yeah this is like early 90's or late 80's. He was like 33yrs old I think.

    Check out "The Keeper." He's all thin again (for being in his 50's anyways).

  • Steven Segal is the legend

  • Listen there is no such thing as an american sized ego.. The Fact is that europe cant Fights its own battles an America as to fight everyones elses war!! U think that this is my ego talkin but its nutin but facts! Look at europe, if It Wasnt for America france britan and all of western europe would be speakin German Right Now!!! Can argue with big ego but Cnt argue With Facts!!

  • @MrJudo15 speaking german you don't know what your talking about m8

  • I think this is his second best film.

  • 'yooo what it be like homie' haha

  • His films are an unique blend of spirituality and extreme gut-wrenching violence. Above The Law is undoubtedly his masterpiece. Ostensibly it is a simple tale of one man's quest to kill or maim every other character in the film, but if prepared to look past the sword fights and stabbings one can find subtle layers of meaning interwoven amongst all the killing. Seagal has described it as a spiritual allegory, punctuated by moments of brutality and sado-masochistic sexual rage.

  • @DrunkenPoetic that's bullshiat my man

  • Obviously you're a Dolph Lundgreen fan.

  • Forgive my American sized Ego, for your analysis is actually brilliant.

    American Ego means, if ur better than I am, then ur a threat. If so, and if ur not american, then ur subject to denigration or elimination.

    That, my man, is the essense of our post WWII foreign policy in a nutshell.

  • Agreed. You should be more like us Brits and French and Germans, who have always been far too enlightened for all that jingoistic nonsense.

    I once mentioned this to Seagal while we played table-tennis at his Himalayan retreat. I even almost suggested that Seagal's secret service days in Indo China had accomplished virtually nothing...but I feared that to have done so would have effectively signed my own death warrant with the mysterious warrior-poet.

  • Steven Seagal actually "running" in a movie? Think he knows how to do that anymore?

  • @misc4jb if there's a fast food joint, then yes

  • lmao@ how he walks

  • 2:02 - - "eat poo"

  • Lol fat segal