King Missile - Hamsters

[MetalStomach]

"...and make sure you tie them tight to your belt, otherwise you're going to look like an idiot."

So awesomely hilarious.

[urface961]

If you get high listen to this song it will make SOOOO MUCH SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queencolondarkwing]

This song is officially me and my friends favorite.

[shyla4us]

um yeah, and its cool :)

[fast4less]

If you get this far you'r bound to like it...

[MDancer141]

My friends and I walk aroound school and I'll randomly be like, Dude, that ballon full of hamsters just fell off your belt...go catch them, ur not gunna be happy! :) LOL

[Kilak23894]

This guy has to be fucking trippin

[schmeichel11]

@Kilak23894 this is woody a son

[KeswickPinhead]

Yes...when you have balloons full of hamsters you are going to be happy. You don't want them to fall off.

[jojorocks0099]

...ok...hahaha...weird

[180crazy]

hahahaha

[FireProwlerr]

they do as many drugs as i do

[awesome323455]

WOW how do people write this stuff?

[tangent272]

@awesome323455 Psychoactive substances.

[AnimeArchive1]

@awesome323455 with lots of mind altering chemicals running through their bloodstream

[S2Cents]

I come up with similar stuff when at work on the company's time because I get bored.

[ZoeMushroom]

@awesome323455 drugs ;)

[whitedeviltx]

@awesome323455 acid

[vaberella]

That was funny and cool. You have to give an aura of control or you'll look like an idiot---because 7 hamsters in balloons tied to your belt as you jog just wasn't enough.

[robertjames1988]

when i was young, we used to tie and onion on our belts.

[sydbarrett5]

as was the fashion in those days.

[rickodemilo]

@robertjames1988 as was the fashion at the time.

[Zardokk]

@robertjames1988 And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme 5 bees for a quarter," you'd say.

[DerangedRanger1]

What a great fucking critique of consumerism and bourgeois excess.

[kyle420smoker]

funny as shit

[DeusEbrius]

You know, he's completely right about radiating a sense of control. People will respect you if you always look like you know what you're doing.

[IRAQIHAMMER]

awesome sense of humor

[KillCount666]

This reminds me of Andy Kaufman's foreign man character telling the joke about the cannon.

[11dogsoldier11]

a true genius John S. Hall

[MissTuffett]

he sure is!

[Acicid]

What the fuck?