I know a girl that had unprotected dumpster sex when she was 13 with a half retarded 17 year old stoner who fucked a dog when he was on ecstasy ounce..... is that dirty enough? No joke It's seriously true!
I LOVE Snowboarding. I like a well worn path as much as the next guy. Your snowboard catches edges and you can go faster and it is a whole lot more fun. But there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING like boarding on fresh, new, fallen untouched powder!!! It is magical on camera and feels AWESOME!! So, I guess you can tell which side I'm on.
Aw Laine..I love how every video you make you have your girlfriend in mind and in consideration. For instance, the way u said "virgin or a dirty I MEAN REALLY DIRTY whore" is like saying just cuz a girl has fucked a couple guys doesn't mean she's a slut. Again, working in favor with your girlfriend. that's cute:]
@amrfts You're probably not aware of this, so I'll inform you. When exercised properly, the pull-out technique is 94% effective. More effective, even, than condoms, which are in the 90% effectiveness range.
I'm 14 years old and i could've banged a slut in school two years ago. But as soon as i saw her i was like, 'This bitch has got a problem'. I didn't know it yet but a few months ago, i found out she was a weed-head. She fucking made 20 space cakes and ate them all at school. My first thought was 'HAHAHA' and my next thought was 'Fucking glad i wasn't in that mess'. My point is, guys, choose carefully...
@Troutter1 well for me it depends if they have firm large boobs with medium sized tits then hell yeah but if their boobs sag, are flat chested, have tits smaller than a dime, or have tits bigger than a fucking cheese wheel then gimme that ass and keep the bra on
In england these virgin things you speak of dont exist, but seriously i would say 80% of girls in england have lost there virginity b4 they were 16. and the ones that havn't yet are looking for a serious realtionship, am talking 3 months minimum. there are the odd exceptions though.
Ok.you have very interesting topics but I have noticed a pattern here. When are we going to see the talent on camera?? This gaming stuff that you have on the screen is kind of pointless. But the subject matter/ topics are interesting ( as I mentioned b4) putting yourself out there (infront of the camera) resonates well with the viewer, there is a connection! You are obviously doing something right because you have a consistent following. Imagine how big you can B ( not hating.just a suggestion
Virgins because they are more passionate during bed and cuter. Sluts have huge vaginas and well not pleasure you like the tightness of a virgin pussy... this is my opininon. Oh and also most sluts are douchebags anyway
@IamTheAttack I do the same thing when i have the secondary gun that you have cause if i were to pull it out during a battle and i still had to unfold i would die right there.
Hey guys i know only a couple of you will read this but im a small youtuber and i upload beast gameplays like 32-0 with the spas12 and 21-0 scorpion only, i play with subs regularly and reply to all comments, id really appreciate some feedback and maybe a sub :)
Brutal streak man. 30 and 2. sometimes i wonder if anyone actually comments on your gameplay. Your fucking awesome! Love how you don't camp or quick scope to win exactly how I play :)
I like my game consoles like I like my women brand new not used.
JusticeGerbil 19 minutes ago
I'm 10th prestige at fucking bitches....
...Up in MW3
StyrofoamNoise 2 days ago 2
Herpagonasifilitis.
TryDesigning 3 days ago
best catchphrase ever='what is up mortals,iamtheattack here'
joasmheesa 4 days ago
Lmfao @ 4:00 - 4:30
WiCk3dTuNeZ 6 days ago
That q-tip up the penis joke had me cringing for the rest of the episode... FUCK!
YellowHexor 1 week ago
@YellowHexor same
NightScope053 6 days ago
@YellowHexor It's not a joke. lol
SpicyDonk 2 days ago
holy shit i'm staying a virgin for life after hearing about the dreaded "swab test" oh my fucking god...
xKtulu 1 week ago
What is doing "the sex"??? O.o
moulman14XD 1 week ago
I'm a girl and I prefer guy virgins because they're clean.
ItsMoriashkiBitches 1 week ago
lol what about whore and a whore virgin and a virgin or virgin and a whore?
xXBEASTREVOLUTIONXx 2 weeks ago
When you put all those sexy thumbnails in can you at least show us in the video?
hello4046 2 weeks ago
wait how dirty
skateteam010 2 weeks ago
the problem with whores is money and virgins is what you said stealing that halo
turok23451 2 weeks ago
"aw fuck dude, i just wanna nail this fuckin chick. slap on a condy, fuckin take her to poundtown, and go home and play xbox with the bros"
made me laugh so hard
2012IsTheEnd21 2 weeks ago
I love this guy
LivLangThang 2 weeks ago
@CutiePieXD898 How the fuck you know that?
MrBakonburger 2 weeks ago
ahh Virgin
36SoulReaper 2 weeks ago
My name is Tim
MRHAB50 2 weeks ago
halo vs cod
xXMrGypsyXx 2 weeks ago
@CutiePieXD898 what the fuck? and secondly why are you looking at these kinds of videos?
ICGermans 2 weeks ago
@CutiePieXD898 weird that u know that..
xKlumzyisCool 2 weeks ago
hahaha pull-out technique DOESNT work, just ask my friend ;) (wasnt me :D)
CleanerMass 2 weeks ago
what's a virgin?
TheMaxim3000 2 weeks ago
@TheMaxim3000 ahahahahahahah
XxIILoNgBoArDIIxX 2 weeks ago
18 years, well I can take it away when I'm 15!
9bue9 3 weeks ago
@9bue9 legaly!
9bue9 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
A Mermaid Vs A Maidmer (lower body of a women upper body of a fish)
jjcowl1234 3 weeks ago in playlist VS!
Best Ad EVER!!!!! ANONYMOUS!!!!
ImaPROgamer1314 3 weeks ago
wait wait wait what is the pillow teck neack
ryguy03833 3 weeks ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
virgin
gavindenominator 3 weeks ago
virgin
Papa108Bear 3 weeks ago
i like both of all of those quistions?
The357vs911 3 weeks ago
thumbs down for f**king my mother
HAWAIIANCURTISY 3 weeks ago
why do you say hello mortals? do you think you are high and mighty because you seem like a loser
Sniper2mmR 3 weeks ago
@Sniper2mmR Your sense of humor is stupidity.
Salawzar 3 weeks ago
stop talkin like your trying to be funny just talk in a normal voice
DjBLaKSponge 3 weeks ago
wow really? misleading tittle -_-
samuel2punk 3 weeks ago
Put me down for the slut, with jelly and waffles. With a side of vajayjay.
TehLawnmowerMan 3 weeks ago
blonde vs brunette
XSkeltonProductionsX 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey you guys
I am beginning commentator like a lot of other people.
I believe that I produce fairly good content, and I have received positive feedback. If you wouldn’t mind taking 5 seconds
Out of your day and looking at my channel, it would mean
So much to me. I’m not asking for subs, likes, or favorites, just
Some feedback on my channel. Thanks a lot.
xMajesticWalrus 3 weeks ago
@troutter ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
shlongtoss 4 weeks ago
From a slut, tbh we care
barracloughlawer 4 weeks ago
I know a girl that had unprotected dumpster sex when she was 13 with a half retarded 17 year old stoner who fucked a dog when he was on ecstasy ounce..... is that dirty enough? No joke It's seriously true!
TGsasuke5655 4 weeks ago
i really dont care about her "halo" al long as she loves me and i love her... WELL HAVE SEX
dmoney1ct 1 month ago
check my channel please ill appreciate it!!!! :)
DevinParkersVlogs 1 month ago
OH NOES, MAH BAWLS!
TheAnonymousFTW 1 month ago
but if you fuck a ginger you dont have her soul ;)
InclementGaming 1 month ago 2
@InclementGaming ur a fagggggg.
itsDSub 1 month ago
@itsDSub lol
InclementGaming 4 weeks ago
"back to something i touched earlier" lmao ;P
MassRedDeadEffect 1 month ago
you said Van Halen. I love you.
Baseballer027 1 month ago
i would rather have a virgin do me because she wouldent have any other d*cks in her besides me for the 1st time :P
graffitikid17 1 month ago
manwhore
The13thCritic 1 month ago
im 10th prestige.......
in MW3
forever alone
trochyvid 1 month ago 74
@trochyvid I been there
M5doublevanos 3 weeks ago
Haaaaaaa
seannyob98 1 month ago
Wow
mattatawsome 1 month ago
i wa swith this young 1 and i think i mite have a std wat should i do cas im 2 embarrsed to go c a doctor
kinnegadkillers 1 month ago
@kinnegadkillers In english, please.
BulletsLikeDoves 1 month ago
@BulletsLikeDoves He says he might have an STD from a young girl or summin
JellyCroissant 1 month ago
Please Laine make a video about stopping SOPA/PIPA!
Shiethotdog 1 month ago
lol
nacholizalde 1 month ago
not dirty enough
nacholizalde 1 month ago
I LOVE Snowboarding. I like a well worn path as much as the next guy. Your snowboard catches edges and you can go faster and it is a whole lot more fun. But there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING like boarding on fresh, new, fallen untouched powder!!! It is magical on camera and feels AWESOME!! So, I guess you can tell which side I'm on.
oopopp 1 month ago 116
@oopopp lawl that is the best metaphor ever
MoSockra 1 month ago
@oopopp no i cant????
TruePwnageGaming 2 weeks ago
@oopopp so sluts? :)
iamsosuperawesome 1 week ago
REALLY dirty, like YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW DIRTY, dirty, stupidly dirty, nasty, whore.
bEaStYuYa 1 month ago
LMAO first prestige xmas noob
krishy33 1 month ago
@krishy33 look at the day this was uploaded dipshit
Tecnolatry 1 month ago
@Tecnolatry im reffering to what he said dipshit..
krishy33 1 month ago
in my country it not 18 it 16 :D
codyrrox2 1 month ago
virgins all the way :D so much better cause tighter and just every thing is so much better they so much Innocent.
codyrrox2 1 month ago
SEX vs. COD
Pollack007 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
Id rather Fuck a Virgin
MegaNichtlustig 1 month ago
i love how you compare sex to COD...
iiNpuReB3trAyaL 1 month ago
Aw Laine..I love how every video you make you have your girlfriend in mind and in consideration. For instance, the way u said "virgin or a dirty I MEAN REALLY DIRTY whore" is like saying just cuz a girl has fucked a couple guys doesn't mean she's a slut. Again, working in favor with your girlfriend. that's cute:]
reach2mypocket 1 month ago
virgin
ADgamerss 1 month ago in playlist VS!
@IAmTheAttack
Fucking a hairy ugly old woman or a handsome man (no homo)
MrHighspeedflow 1 month ago in playlist VS!
@lolitsthad
Fucking a hairy ugly old woman or a handsome man (not gay)
MrHighspeedflow 1 month ago in playlist VS!
the trojan condom warning was funny
nagato113 1 month ago
ANAL vs VAGINAL
J0n3eR4M 1 month ago
@J0n3eR4M Dude that's easy
LaV0lpe 1 month ago
Comment removed
Purespeed941 1 month ago
Wow M.O.A.B and a nice topic lol BEAST VIDEO.
KingSheebz 1 month ago
shut the fuck up ryan sheckler lmfao
CapNSmithYT 1 month ago
the pull out technique is not good at all lol do not use that way unless you want a kid
amrfts 1 month ago
@amrfts You're probably not aware of this, so I'll inform you. When exercised properly, the pull-out technique is 94% effective. More effective, even, than condoms, which are in the 90% effectiveness range.
baltimore94 1 month ago
boy mates or girl mates?
MyBiGCaStS 1 month ago
Don't mess it up with a virgin because your her first she will remember it her whole life. ,, p.s. No pressure : 3
greenlsm11 1 month ago
Virgin
Yeomansify 1 month ago
I'm 14 years old and i could've banged a slut in school two years ago. But as soon as i saw her i was like, 'This bitch has got a problem'. I didn't know it yet but a few months ago, i found out she was a weed-head. She fucking made 20 space cakes and ate them all at school. My first thought was 'HAHAHA' and my next thought was 'Fucking glad i wasn't in that mess'. My point is, guys, choose carefully...
TheAngelofThrash 1 month ago
@TheAngelofThrash i dont think you can bang anyone at 14 let alone 12 lol
amrfts 1 month ago
david brown vs iamtheattak
joseph20092k9 1 month ago
Haaha I laughed my ass off!
Next topic, whites vs latinas?
demond1996 1 month ago
I want ur intro as my ring tone :)
thewatcher5003 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IAmTheAttack
If abstinence is 100% effective, explain Jesus.
ThePeo000 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IAmTheAttack
@ThePeo000 i love u lol
RaMpAgExMoDz 1 month ago
Your A Slut
ABUSEDMOSS 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IAmTheAttack
I have tagged and bagged like 10 souls. Virgins ftw.
BBQSteakPwns 1 month ago
Yo lAmTheAttack your gtag is a lowercase L too! Mine is lDieTrying and it has an L
WhoEatsZombieBrains 1 month ago
What girls care about, motion of the ocean or size of the boat. Next video?
Zugellosigkeit1 2 months ago
I've fucked alot of sluts but I've been spitting game at this virgin so i guess ill find out which is better soon.
MrTallassd 2 months ago
blue waffle pink sock dirty XD
rofltodeath0121 2 months ago
virgin obviously, they way you say dirty makes me think i'm gonna probably get a shitload of STD's
SantehClaws 2 months ago
what the fuck are you on about lol
donnywillo 2 months ago
Only had one virgin through high school and it wasn't good. She nearly cried. I rather go all out in a clean girl but not used slut.
jalene150 2 months ago
TITS vs. ASS
Troutter1 2 months ago 98
@Troutter1 well for me it depends if they have firm large boobs with medium sized tits then hell yeah but if their boobs sag, are flat chested, have tits smaller than a dime, or have tits bigger than a fucking cheese wheel then gimme that ass and keep the bra on
xXACEhUNteRXx1 1 month ago
@Troutter1 ASS!
XxAsPhaLtxX99 1 month ago
@Troutter1 ass
plborman 3 weeks ago
i've banged a virgin not a slut
rereleader 2 months ago
In england these virgin things you speak of dont exist, but seriously i would say 80% of girls in england have lost there virginity b4 they were 16. and the ones that havn't yet are looking for a serious realtionship, am talking 3 months minimum. there are the odd exceptions though.
TheRossirepaerox 2 months ago
Virgin.
196096009 2 months ago
Ill take the adorkiable virgin
Lolemo22 2 months ago
Laine i really hope that you didn't fuck my mother! That's gross!
Ariwar4 2 months ago
Barbie vs. Polly pocket,, Jk fake or real breasts.. K?
SaddieLynnBurk 2 months ago
best commentator
baseball4207 2 months ago
Ok.you have very interesting topics but I have noticed a pattern here. When are we going to see the talent on camera?? This gaming stuff that you have on the screen is kind of pointless. But the subject matter/ topics are interesting ( as I mentioned b4) putting yourself out there (infront of the camera) resonates well with the viewer, there is a connection! You are obviously doing something right because you have a consistent following. Imagine how big you can B ( not hating.just a suggestion
juanito1975 2 months ago
std's are the opposite of pokemon. Pokemon = Gotta Catch 'em all! STD's = Gotta run away from here. Pokemon vs. STD's :D
nutzalad 2 months ago
funniest shit ive heard
ptg25 2 months ago
Lol, in australia it is legal when ur 16.
magicissocruel 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IAmTheAttack
i find your videos easy to masterbate to
psnGoBoSox 2 months ago
cut vs uncut
barneytheDestroyer 2 months ago
Britney Spears dirty?
meliphecus 2 months ago
Britney Spears dirty?
meliphecus 2 months ago
It's sti. Now not std.
sylux1000 2 months ago
@sylux1000 both are still correct
selectjed1 2 months ago
Do anal virgins count?
OnslaughtTV2020 2 months ago
@slayerx2242 you'd have to use riot shields instead of condoms
BlazinHotBlasianGuy 2 months ago
IamtheAttack VS Mrs Attack.
WhoisRelapse 2 months ago 25
I am now going to subscribe to you.
blewyyy 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@blewyyy Do you feel approached?
G4FProduction 2 months ago
Virgins vs sluts both haha .. dont discrement
KRAJISNIK21 2 months ago
Im the attack and i fucked your mother? O.e Thats a new one...i like it
Viraled 2 months ago
I'll take the virgin on the grounds that I'm abstinent. Hell, I'm a pervert, but third base is good enough for me.
robb90000 2 months ago
Can I haz Bacon now?
TikTakTetris 2 months ago
hmm id go virgin seeing as im a virgin my self :L
MrAghmed 2 months ago
WHERE THE HELL IS MY BACON HUH?!
TubeJamiz 2 months ago
Body Building Girl (like football type build) vs Really fat girls (the biggest one you could find)
GTRUnit11 2 months ago
I've never banged a virgin but I have banged a lot of sluts.
P.S. They don't have to stick a Q-Tip in your dick anymore you can just piss in a cup.
P.P.S. Nice M.O.A.B ;)
Wickedshrapnel 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 51
@Wickedshrapnel You think you’re cool?
UncoolShrimp 2 months ago
@UncoolShrimp well... im assuming your not
Scorch052 2 months ago
Asians vs cougars
ncsbacon 2 months ago
COD vs HALO
bloogelblah 2 months ago
LOL "shut the fuck up, ryan sheckler" i got that joke
Typhoon7200 2 months ago
my left nut vs my right nut
dominationnationabc 2 months ago 3
@dominationnationabc haha
MrGuNuT 2 months ago
man im a first prestige christmas noob lol
dominationnationabc 2 months ago
Virgins because they are more passionate during bed and cuter. Sluts have huge vaginas and well not pleasure you like the tightness of a virgin pussy... this is my opininon. Oh and also most sluts are douchebags anyway
moneyparade 2 months ago
Chuck Norris vs Chuck Testa
xXQ4uGamingXx 2 months ago
Cod and Sex two of the best things in life.....but what if it happened together...
SlayerX2242 2 months ago 71
@SlayerX2242 Epic
ignfanatic133 2 months ago
@SlayerX2242 I don't think that hole in the game disk is meant to be used like that.
flashtirade 2 months ago
@SlayerX2242 If it happened together then you are alpha as fuck
uberawesomeification 2 months ago
@SlayerX2242 ud get battlefield
guanxing18 2 months ago
Comment removed
BlazinHotBlasianGuy 2 months ago
@SlayerX2242 youd end up failing at one or the other
Scorch052 2 months ago
@SlayerX2242 i cop gobbies while im playing cod all the time
WhosIRL 1 month ago
@IamTheAttack I do the same thing when i have the secondary gun that you have cause if i were to pull it out during a battle and i still had to unfold i would die right there.
SlayerX2242 2 months ago
virgins SUCK in bed, you kiddin me? you people muslims or something?
Shinkajo 2 months ago
@Shinkajo shut the fuck up ryan sheckler!
TheMikah14 2 months ago
Drugs vs. alcohol.
KaelanPrescott01 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey guys i know only a couple of you will read this but im a small youtuber and i upload beast gameplays like 32-0 with the spas12 and 21-0 scorpion only, i play with subs regularly and reply to all comments, id really appreciate some feedback and maybe a sub :)
EYVTeam 2 months ago
How many virgins do we know. All the girls are sluts. Virgin definitely
guicho0o 2 months ago
7:18 I laughed sooo fukin hard!!!! ahahahahah
alexanderlara19 2 months ago
Comment removed
alexanderlara19 2 months ago
@berriesss whats a girl?
kungfudragon99 2 months ago
skinny asian or fat blonde chick
jackito1169 2 months ago
just use a condom wif a slut =)
scallDAninja 2 months ago
I was listening intently to the commentary and suddenly he got a MOAB ._.
eaglegolfer808 2 months ago
I would shoose the virgin If I was a virgin too but If I allredy had sex I would shoose the slut
Delamortez 2 months ago
Brutal streak man. 30 and 2. sometimes i wonder if anyone actually comments on your gameplay. Your fucking awesome! Love how you don't camp or quick scope to win exactly how I play :)
jjmerrilees 2 months ago
Pls ask this one.. What would u rather fuck a little girl like 8 years old or a granny like 70!?
kweeran1213 2 months ago